1. Grrr!
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2. Yeah!
Who's gonna take it downtown?
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3. Knuckles, that's who.
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4. Gonna pour Sonic a hurt tonic.
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5. And the pain
is gonna be chronic.
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6. OK, we get it.
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7. Tails.
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8. You flip it.
I'm not sure I trust this guy.
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9. Heads.
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10. Lucky.
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11. Don't give me that look.
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12. One-nothing, Sonic.
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13. Oh, come on! You saw
the wind blew that, right?
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14. What?
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15. You gotta factor in
bird migration.
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16. That's Gopher Ball 101.
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17. That's totally unfair.
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18. Maybe you need
to work on your swing.
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19. You kidding me? This has
nothing to do with my swing.
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20. It has everything
to do with luck.
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21. Grrr!
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22. Grrrrr!
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23. Knuckles,
I see you're upset, but—
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24. Don't try to get me
to talk about my feelings.
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25. I was gonna try to get you
to stop killing my grass.
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26. Sonic the Luck Monkey beat me
in Gopher Ball by getting lucky.
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27. So you want to talk
about your feelings?
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28. I don't. I just wanna yell.
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29. We all get into a slump
now and then.
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30. I'm not in a slump.
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31. Really? How many times have you
lost to Sonic this week?
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32. I said
I don't want to talk about this.
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33. Maybe there's a disturbance
in the universe's luck balance.
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34. That could happen?
Stupid universe.
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35. You need to burn through
the rest of this losing streak
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36. by bringing yourself bad luck
as fast as you can
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37. to speed up
shifting the luck balance
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38. back the way it was
before this happened.
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39. Yeah, that's right.
You heard me.
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40. Shift the universe's
luck balance? Really?
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41. I am so there.
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42. I can't believe I never
thought of this before.
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43. When the universe's
luck balance shifts against you,
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44. get it all over with as quickly
as possible to shift it back.
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45. It's one of those things.
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46. When you hear it you're like,
"Duh! That's so obvious."
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47. Plus it plays to my strengths
of taking horrible...
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48. painful...
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49. brutal punishment.
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50. Agh! I can almost feel my luck
changing already!
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51. Oh, man, Knuckles. You OK?
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52. Am I OK?
Are you OK, you mean?
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53. Or are you getting too nervous
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54. about the Gopher Ball beat-down
headed your way?
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55. Give me a minute.
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56. It's hard to trash-talk
with a punctured lung.
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57. Looks like you're not in
much condition to play anything.
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58. You only think
I'm not in much condition to...
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59. whatever you said.
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60. But in fact I've finally tipped
the universe's luck balance
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61. back in my favour.
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62. Your lucky streak is over,
Sonic.
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63. Brace yourself, my friend,
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64. cos there's nothing but
sunny skies ahead for this—
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65. Even with a mind
as powerful as mine,
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66. it's important
to keep the reflexes honed.
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67. You robots will be my opponents
in this training exercise.
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68. On your marks, get set...
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69. Go!
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70. Ow! Ow!
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71. Someone's stepping
on my moustache.
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72. Wait,
no one's stepping on your...
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73. Ugh!
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74. If I didn't know better,
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75. I'd say there was a shift
in the universe's luck balance.
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76. Hmm...
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77. Come on, meteors,
take your best shot.
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78. We've got to do something.
He's going to hurt himself.
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79. What do you suggest?
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80. You could lose to him
on purpose.
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81. What else you got?
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82. I'll talk some sense
into him. Leave it to me.
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83. Knucks, you're wasting
your time with this luck stuff.
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84. I've been beating you
entirely due to skill.
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85. - Luck!
- Skill.
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86. - Luck!
- Skill.
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87. Like the way I beat you
in this argument.
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88. You didn't win yet because I'm
still saying the word "luck".
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89. Luck!
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90. Can we discuss this
somewhere else?
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91. Sonic and his friends
always defeat me
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92. by the slimmest of margins.
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93. But with the universe's luck
balance shifted in my favour,
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94. there's never been
a better time to attack.
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95. So let us attack! This instant.
With everything we've got.
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96. Bring the Mega.
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97. Sticks, you gotta help us
make Knuckles stop right away.
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98. He's gonna get hurt.
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99. Not if he shifts the universe's
luck balance in time.
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100. What if he doesn't?
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101. He'll probably be eaten
by a carnivorous plant
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102. and slowly digested
over a period of months.
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103. And we agree that's not good,
right?
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104. I can think of worse.
But I've got confidence in him.
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105. Confidence in a guy
who believes your crazy theory?
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106. Did you just call my theory
crazy? Grrr!
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107. Knucks, I was hoping we could
get you to stop this nonsense
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108. before an asteroid
pulverises you into baby food.
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109. Any suggestions?
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110. Admit that luck
is the only reason
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111. you've been beating me
all this time.
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112. How about we have a rematch
right now? Skill versus skill.
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113. Go ahead, take your shot.
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114. Don't you feel
the ground rumbling?
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115. Nice try, Lucky.
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116. OK, that was a little weird.
I'll give you that.
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117. A little? Are you kidding me?
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118. Magnificent!
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119. The invasion
is going swimmingly.
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120. And me without my floaties on.
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121. Note to self.
Need hipper diabolical banter.
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122. What makes you think
this stunt will go any better
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123. than the last dozen or so
you've pulled?
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124. The universe's luck balance,
that's what.
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125. What?
You believe that stuff too?
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126. Sorry I'm late.
What can I do to...
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127. I'm unscathed! I'm a little
shvitzy, but no matter.
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128. It's also laundry day.
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129. Today is my lucky day.
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130. You guys OK?
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131. Wow, that was nuts.
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132. I can't believe that.
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133. We had him cornered.
What are you doing here?
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134. Helping.
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135. You're not helping,
you're just bad luck.
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136. I have an idea.
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137. Since you and your bad luck
just hurt our side,
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138. why don't you just join Eggman
and make it official?
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139. Fine! If that's how
you're gonna be about it,
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140. I'm gonna work with someone
who appreciates me.
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141. Knuckles, come back.
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142. Hold up.
Let's let this play out.
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143. Attention, village.
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144. Your panicked screaming
and fear-addled hysteria
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145. have so charmed and delighted me
these past few moments
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146. that I wish to extend
my appreciation
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147. by debuting for you
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148. my most extravagant
ode to destruction yet.
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149. Behold... the Mega!
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150. I call him that because he's
7% bigger than my other robots.
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151. Eggman, I'm through with Sonic.
I'm joining your side.
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152. Ah! A defector has come
to join the winning team.
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153. More good luck.
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154. Pretty cool robot. New?
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155. Yeah. Nice, right?
Safe to say my best ever.
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156. Though it's basically
a prototype.
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157. Never really tested it
in the field before
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158. but the designs
looked really sound.
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159. So I figured with this
good luck I've been having...
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160. But hey, now it's tested and I
don't have to clean up the mess.
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161. Good luck with that, suckers.
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162. Wow. My bad luck follows me
wherever I go.
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163. Or is it good luck?
After all, our side won.
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164. But I was on the other side.
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165. No, you weren't. I sent you
on a secret mission for us.
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166. It was so secret
even I didn't know about it.
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167. Yeah, you see,
you switched sides
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168. and your bad luck
overpowered Eggman's good luck,
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169. but you were really on our side,
so by losing you won.
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170. Wow. Yeah.
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171. You know what I've been
wondering, though?
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172. Where crazy luck theories
come from?
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173. When the bad luck leaves me,
where does it go?
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174. Ugh!
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175. There's a perfectly good
explanation for this.
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176. Eclair Media
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