1. Grrr!
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2. Dr Eggman,
why did you call us here?
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3. All will be revealed
in due time, my friends.
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4. We're still waiting
on one more arrival.
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5. But I have a noon shift
at Meh Burger.
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6. If I'm late, I'll never get
that raise to minimum wage.
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7. Yeah, yeah.
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8. Fine, fine, we'll get started.
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9. In this room
I've gathered a rogues' gallery
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10. of the most vile, nefarious,
repugnalevolent evildoers...
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11. Repugnalevolent? Is that a word?
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12. It didn't need to be until we
had this much evil in one room.
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13. Anyway, you're here because
we all have something in common.
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14. A love of fine cheeses?
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15. Well, yes, but besides that
we all share a mutual enemy.
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16. Sonic the Hedgehog
and his rodent friends.
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17. We must stop them
before they destroy us all.
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18. Thanks for helping me build
my Bjornvaalden bookcase
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19. from that foreign
build-your-own furniture store.
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20. - That's it?
- They fit a lot in one box.
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21. Whoa! Ugh!
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22. Mm-mm!
These are some fine cheeses.
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23. But where are the crackers?
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24. I wanted everything
to be perfect.
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25. Keep calm, everyone.
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26. I'll send Orbot out to
the store. Oh! Crisis averted.
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27. So this is why
you called me here.
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28. Shadow the Hedgehog!
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29. Hey, everybody, look.
Shadow's here.
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30. I knew those embossed
invitations would impress.
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31. - Who's he?
- Only the second most popular character
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32. in the whole canon.
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33. Let me get you a chair,
Mr Shadow.
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34. Ugh! Ohh!
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35. I prefer to stand.
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36. Of course. You rogue, you!
I like standing too.
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37. Everyone, on your feet.
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38. Where were we? I'll just
start at the beginning.
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39. There are no words,
just pictures.
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40. Just like the novel I'm writing.
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41. Good plot, but the characters
are all over the place.
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42. And so,
with my superior leadership
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43. and your blind loyalty,
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44. we'll finally be rid
of those meddling muskrats.
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45. Hey, how come
you're calling the shots?
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46. I'm the best villain here.
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47. I spent more time in the pen
than all of you combined.
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48. That just proves you're the best
at getting caught.
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49. What we need
is an educated fellow.
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50. An organised leader
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51. who knows how to keep
hotheads like you under control
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52. and can maintain
parliamentary procedure.
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53. Objection. Anyone can learn
parliamentary procedure.
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54. Point of order.
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55. "Objection" is courtroom terminology,
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56. - not parliamentary.
- Sustained.
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57. As anyone
with even a cursory knowledge
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58. of the sci-fi classic
"Battleforce Galaxian" knows,
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59. our leader should be
a young, inexperienced teenager
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60. who's destined for glory.
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61. Lest you want to repeat
Admiral Glork's mistakes.
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62. You're losing focus!
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63. Remember, I'm the one
who called this meeting.
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64. And great job, by the way.
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65. Who picked out this stemware?
It's barely worth stealing.
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66. Come on, Eggman,
get it together.
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67. I know what this group needs.
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68. Time for
some team-building exercises.
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69. Fall backward into your buddy's
arms and let them catch you.
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70. This is called a "trust fall".
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71. Ohh!
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72. My fault. Should have given you
a heads-up. That was on me.
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73. You never know what's going
to happen on the battlefield,
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74. so it's important
to think on your feet.
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75. This is a game I used to play
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76. with my old improv troupe,
the Gigglesnorts.
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77. It's called "Zip-Zap-Zop".
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78. We pass around
an imaginary ball,
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79. saying "Zip", "Zap" or "Zop"
as we go.
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80. I'll start. Zip.
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81. Zap.
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82. Uh, that's to you, Shadow.
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83. You want to zap that one
over to Dave?
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84. Maybe zap that bad boy
back to me, huh? No?
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85. - Pfft.
- He "pffted" it.
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86. We'll count that. Great job.
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87. Silence, fool.
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88. I've suffered your presence
long enough.
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89. No, no, don't go.
We're not done bonding yet.
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90. We were gonna roast wieners
and play flashlight tag.
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91. We're making history here.
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92. This collection of villains
has never been assembled before.
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93. I see no villains.
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94. Just some fools whose
only ability is wasting time.
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95. - That's something, isn't it?
- No. Not really.
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96. How do we tell the difference
between Side A and Side C?
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97. Side A should have
one more L-bracket.
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98. - You mean T-bracket, right?
- Uh...
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99. Tails, so help me,
if you've been confusing
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100. L-brackets and T-brackets
this whole time...
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101. Who used all the D-screws?
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102. All I have left are J-knobs,
which are worthless.
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103. And has anyone seen
Back Panel G?
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104. Uh, I think I found it.
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105. Uggh! Ohh!
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106. Great. Now we have to go back
and exchange the whole thing.
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107. Come on, let's pack it up.
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108. No fair! Sonic always beats me.
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109. With Shadow on our squad,
we had a real chance.
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110. He's so cool and edgy.
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111. If standing in the corner while
everyone has fun makes you cool,
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112. I must have been the coolest
guy at my junior prom.
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113. And we all know that's not true,
so I say nuts to Shadow.
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114. He's not a team player
like the rest of us.
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115. With Dr Eggman's
superior leadership skills
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116. and our blind loyalty,
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117. we can do whatever
we set our evil minds to.
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118. Aww! Was that a callback
to my earlier speech?
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119. You guys...
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120. All right, team, gather round.
Here's the plan.
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121. We've got
a brand-new Bjornvaalden.
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122. Let's just build it here.
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123. Then when we mess up
we can get yet another one.
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124. Great idea, Sonic.
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125. That's why I'm the leader.
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126. Now let's dominate
this cheap piece of furniture...
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127. to the best
of our limited ability.
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128. We're out of parts
and instructions.
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129. I think we're done.
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130. Great work, team.
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131. Did somebody call
for a dramatic entrance?
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132. Tails, get an aerial survey.
We'll take him out from here.
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133. Whoa.
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134. Bogey on my tail.
Gonna try and shake him.
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135. He stole my purse!
My baby... pictures.
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136. An ambush!
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137. Knuckles, that one's all you.
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138. Your team is stretched a bit
thin, you periwinkle pipsqueak.
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139. I can take you one on one
any day, Egghead.
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140. Who said anything
about one on one?
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141. You've got to be kidding me.
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142. It's working.
The plan's actually working!
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143. Over here,
you oversized can opener!
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144. No!
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145. Call off your goons or
I'll smash you into next week.
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146. I'm busy next week.
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147. I mean, I could reschedule,
but I've...
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148. Pathetic.
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149. Even with all this help
you still couldn't defeat Sonic.
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150. It's happening! Shadow
has joined Team Eggman!
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151. I'm geeking out here!
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152. Need any help, Shadow?
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153. OK, you got this one.
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154. Ooh, that just missed you.
Allow me to...
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155. OK, just tag me in
when you're ready.
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156. Out of the way, you buffoon.
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157. Excuse me. I'm with Shadow.
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158. Hey, we worked all day on that.
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159. Your shoddy craftsmanship brings
shame on all hedgehog-kind.
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160. And for that, you shall perish.
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161. We did it! Sonic was defeated
by Team Eggman.
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162. - Victory selfie!
- Gah!
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163. You fool! I had him
just where I wanted him.
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164. Sorry. That one's on me, Shadow.
Forgot to turn off the flash.
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165. Pic looks great,
if it's any consolation.
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166. Enough!
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167. How can a guy destroy his foes
with dolts like you around?
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168. We'll fight again soon, Sonic,
but next time... on my terms.
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169. Yeah!
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170. Great job, everybody.
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171. We may not be able
to build a bookcase
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172. but we sure as heck
can clobber some creeps.
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173. Speaking of which...
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174. Now, guys,
let's not point fingers
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175. about who's to blame
for this little scuffle.
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176. Ohh! Ow! Hey!
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177. What a swell adventure.
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178. I sure hope
there's more next year.
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179. Just think of all the hundreds
more stories to be told
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180. using the same eight characters
and four locations.
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181. The possibilities are limitless.
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182. To be on the safe side, we could
start an internet petition.
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183. Eclair Media
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