1. Grr!Copy !req
2. Ugh.
This heatwave is too... hot.Copy !req
3. What's a stronger word than hot?Copy !req
4. Knuckles.
I'm a stronger word than hot.Copy !req
5. Maybe this will help.Copy !req
6. We are suffering in this heat
and you have a fan?Copy !req
7. - Let's take it from her!
- I was gonna share it.Copy !req
8. Oh. Never mind, then.Copy !req
9. - We're gonna need a bigger fan.
- How about that one?Copy !req
10. Theoretically, that could work,Copy !req
11. but using it inside would be
both impractical and dangerous.Copy !req
12. So, if we seal all the windowsCopy !req
13. then systematically open
the highest—Copy !req
14. Or just giant fan!Copy !req
15. Whoa!Copy !req
16. This is kinda what I meant
by impractical and dangerous!Copy !req
17. Turn it off!Copy !req
18. Whoa!
Oh! I almost crashed into Amy.Copy !req
19. Ooh, cake!Copy !req
20. I'll get you, my pretty.Copy !req
21. Ah! Everyone OK?Copy !req
22. Yeah.Copy !req
23. Everyone wanna do that again?Copy !req
24. Yeah!Copy !req
25. Whoa!Copy !req
26. This heat is more oppressive
than my father.Copy !req
27. You could turn on
the air conditioning.Copy !req
28. Or I could
melt you down for scrap!Copy !req
29. My electric bills are sky high.Copy !req
30. What with all my inventions,
monitors, the toaster.Copy !req
31. Not to mention the robots,
or the other toaster.Copy !req
32. So, fan harder!Copy !req
33. In the interest of preserving
our mechanical backs,Copy !req
34. might I suggest an energy source
that's plentiful, safe and free?Copy !req
35. - Coal?
- I was thinking solar.Copy !req
36. Solar power? That's crazy.Copy !req
37. Just crazy enough
to get this story started!Copy !req
38. - You can stop fanning me.Copy !req
39. And start installing
solar panels on my roof!Copy !req
40. Great idea, Orbot.
This is much less work.Copy !req
41. By the way, I'm being sarcastic.Copy !req
42. Really? I had no idea.Copy !req
43. You didn't?Copy !req
44. Finally!Copy !req
45. My solar panels are generating
even more power than I need.Copy !req
46. Way to go, me! Also, the sun.Copy !req
47. But what to do
with all the extra power?Copy !req
48. I know!
I'll supercharge my robotsCopy !req
49. and send them
on a mission of destruction!Copy !req
50. That's constructive!Copy !req
51. Must... get... ice... cream...Copy !req
52. Nooooooooo!Copy !req
53. Hey, look! An ice-cream cart!Copy !req
54. No refunds!Copy !req
55. We should've gone to the mirage.Copy !req
56. Incoming!Copy !req
57. These robots are supercharged!Copy !req
58. Beaverton, I'm quite proud to
have been elected to the boardCopy !req
59. of the Archipelago
Home Owners' Association.Copy !req
60. My first official act
will be to make sureCopy !req
61. next year's victory dinner
isn't held in this rat hole.Copy !req
62. "If found, return to Dr Eggman,
1, Lair Boulevard."Copy !req
63. He keeps those robots
in his lair?Copy !req
64. Mail's here.
And someone got a letterCopy !req
65. from the Archipelago
Home Owners' Association.Copy !req
66. - Who?
- What do those rule-lovingCopy !req
67. - rule lovers want?
- "It has come to our attentionCopy !req
68. that you are keeping robots
on your premises,Copy !req
69. which is a direct contravention
of bylaw CRM-114.Copy !req
70. You must vacate all robots
immediately or face eviction."Copy !req
71. They want to throw me
out of my lair?Copy !req
72. How can they be so evil?Copy !req
73. There's only one way
to fight this. I'll charm them!Copy !req
74. Don't you think menacing them
would be more effective?Copy !req
75. I'll menace you!Copy !req
76. We'll invite those stuffed
shirts over for a lovely dinnerCopy !req
77. and prove once and for all
that there are no robots here.Copy !req
78. But there are robots here.Copy !req
79. Aah! Where?Copy !req
80. I'm painfully aware of that.
We'll have to hide them.Copy !req
81. I'm gonna cool off in the water.Copy !req
82. Another mirage.Copy !req
83. Are you a mirage?Copy !req
84. We interrupt
this public domain musicCopy !req
85. for some important exposition.Copy !req
86. A rainstorm is on its way
to finally break this heatwave.Copy !req
87. Looks like
I'm out of the mirage business.Copy !req
88. - Oh! Our guests are here!Copy !req
89. Get back in there!Copy !req
90. If they see a single robot here,
I'll be lairless!Copy !req
91. I'm sure that was nothing.Copy !req
92. Welcome, fine gentlemenCopy !req
93. of the Archipelago
Home Owners' Association.Copy !req
94. - Well, I never!
- Oh, I'm sorry, madam.Copy !req
95. I didn't recognise you
with such a clean shave.Copy !req
96. Come in. Come in.Copy !req
97. I'm terribly sorry, I have
no idea how that happened.Copy !req
98. - You pressed a button.
- No, I didn't.Copy !req
99. Let's eat!Copy !req
100. - You're hurting us.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
101. - Who wants a shrimp puff?
- I do.Copy !req
102. No, you don't. I mean,
here, have the whole tray.Copy !req
103. Dr Eggman,
it has come to our attentionCopy !req
104. that you keep robots
on the premises.Copy !req
105. What? No. No.
My robots, uh, commute to work!Copy !req
106. And believe you me,
that's not cheap.Copy !req
107. That's the oven timer!Copy !req
108. What? He's bringing more food.Copy !req
109. - What's going on out there?
- Nothing. Nothing.Copy !req
110. A minor earthquake.Copy !req
111. That's the price we pay
for this beautiful weather.Copy !req
112. Do you require some assistance?Copy !req
113. No!Copy !req
114. What is the meaning of this?Copy !req
115. I wanted to show you my new rug.
Like it? I got it at a store.Copy !req
116. - Argh!Copy !req
117. And how about a little music?Copy !req
118. I say, that's a bit loud,
don't you think?Copy !req
119. What?
- The music! It's too loud!Copy !req
120. That's my new sound system.
Like it? I got it at a store!Copy !req
121. Care to dance?Copy !req
122. - What was that?Copy !req
123. My soufflé!Copy !req
124. Argh!Copy !req
125. Sometimes I wish Meh Burger
was a mirage.Copy !req
126. Uh, guys...Copy !req
127. Incoming!Copy !req
128. Outgoing? What's Egghead up to?Copy !req
129. I know this looks bad,
but I can explain.Copy !req
130. How rude!Copy !req
131. You come to my lair for dinner
empty-handedCopy !req
132. - and you call me rude?
- Hold it, Eggymo' beggy.Copy !req
133. What? Think it's easy coming
up with new ones all the time?Copy !req
134. Oh, goody,
everyone I despise is here.Copy !req
135. Robots, attack!Copy !req
136. Oh, right.
The malfunctioning thing.Copy !req
137. Dr Eggman, you are hereby
evicted from this lair.Copy !req
138. No! Please,
don't make me leave my lair.Copy !req
139. I can't be evil in a condo!Copy !req
140. Then you'll have to
get rid of all your robots.Copy !req
141. I can't. They're more
than just machines of selfish,Copy !req
142. unmotivated conquest,
destruction and chaos.Copy !req
143. They're... they're... my art.Copy !req
144. Hmm. Art, you say?Copy !req
145. That's something else
altogether.Copy !req
146. Wait. What?
You're not actually buying this?Copy !req
147. According to CRM-114,Copy !req
148. subparagraph 14,Copy !req
149. art is acceptable,Copy !req
150. provided it's not
displayed on your lawn.Copy !req
151. I'd never do that!Copy !req
152. Good people of the Archipelago
Home Owners' Association,Copy !req
153. I agree to your extortion
and I bid you good night.Copy !req
154. Well, our work here is done.Copy !req
155. Good luck with the cleanup,
Egg... man.Copy !req
156. - That didn't come out right.
Eggman. I get it.Copy !req
157. - This is gonna be a long night.Copy !req
158. My soufflé!Copy !req
159. Eclair MediaCopy !req