1. Grrr!
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2. World record wheelbarrow race
test run.
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3. - Ready, Knucks?
- Oh, yeah.
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4. I foresee no problem
doing with my hands
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5. what the world's fastest runner
does with his feet.
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6. And... go!
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7. Faster? You got it!
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8. Hot sand.
Hot, hot, hot, hot! Ugh!
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9. Ohh! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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10. We're in the home stretch.
Just the Valley of Broken Glass.
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11. Huh?
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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12. Ow! Paper cut.
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13. What's our time, Tails? Tails?
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14. What? Oh, I forgot to hit
"stop". Can you do it again?
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15. - Ohh!
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16. Eggman's finally lost it.
You got to come see this.
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17. I was in my evil lair all day
waiting for that package.
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18. I had to take a two-minute
shower. Two minutes!
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19. When I get out
there's a note on my front door
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20. saying I missed the delivery
and I need to pick it up here.
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21. Why not leave the thing
instead of leaving the note?
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22. Because we require a signature.
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23. So can I have it?
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24. Mm-hm. I just need the note
left at your residence.
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25. But I just signed for it!
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26. You only have to sign for it
at home.
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27. To pick it up here
you need the note that we left.
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28. Why are you
complicating this, sir?
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29. It's a very simple policy.
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30. I have a simple policy too.
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31. Decimator Bot, engage!
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32. Thuggery will not get you
your package any sooner, sir.
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33. Tails, initiate
Speeding Swing Surprise.
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34. Aargh! Oof!
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35. Knucks,
time for a little teamwork.
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36. How about
another wheelbarrow race?
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37. Grrr! You haven't seen
the last of me. I'll be back.
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38. With that note!
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39. Dude, what happened up there?
You never miss a cue.
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40. Hey, Tails.
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41. Huh? What... Oh, yeah,
I was gonna say hi, but then...
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42. Uh... see you later!
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43. Oh, I see what's going on here.
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44. Tails has been hypnotised
by man-eating tomato people?
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45. Yeah, that... Or our pal Tails
has a crush on that girl.
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46. What? Who? Zooey?
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47. No, Sticks was right.
Definitely the tomato thing.
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48. Oh, my gosh. Tails is in love.
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49. That is so adorable.
You are so adorable.
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50. I am not adorable.
I'm serious and formidable.
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51. Aww!
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52. I just... don't know
how to talk to her is all.
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53. Don't worry, pal.
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54. You're enrolling in the Sonic
School of Impressing the Ladies.
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55. That's a good school.
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56. I studied air conditioning
and refrigerator repair there.
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57. Right.
First things first.
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58. When talking to women,
you got to play it cool.
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59. - Don't show you're interested.
- "Play it cool." Got it.
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60. If you strike up a conversation,
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61. be sarcastic and
always have a one-liner ready.
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62. I'll demonstrate. A local actor
will play the part of "girl".
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63. I got to fire my agent.
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64. - Hi, Sonic.
- What's up?
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65. Would you like
to accompany me to a movie?
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66. Not sure I have the time.
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67. Is it something I said or did?
Because I can change.
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68. No, it's cool.
I'm just super-swamped.
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69. Can't be tamed. Born to run.
You know how it is.
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70. Maybe we can get a lime rickey
at the local malt shop sometime?
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71. Yeah... maybe.
Look, I got to bounce.
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72. Catch you on the flip side.
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73. Call me.
We could be happy together.
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74. I have no dignity.
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75. Works every time.
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76. I found the note. It was
in the dumpster behind my lair.
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77. I hope you're happy.
Now give me my package.
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78. Uh... Um...
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79. Huh?
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80. Ugh!
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81. Hi, Tails. Didn't see you.
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82. Yeah, I'm all like, whatever.
I don't care.
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83. I'm busy anyway.
Catch you on the flip-flop.
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84. OK.
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85. Uh...
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86. It appears that package
is back out for delivery.
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87. Out for delivery? What? Why?
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88. - Nobody came to pick it up.
- I came to pick it up.
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89. That's not what it says here.
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90. Grrr!
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91. Your first mistake was going
to Sonic for advice on women.
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92. Or, as I call them, the laydeez.
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93. - The laydeez.
- Yeah, now you're getting it.
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94. What women want
is someone who's manly.
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95. I'll put that
in my Hello Doggie journal.
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96. No, dude!
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97. Manly! You got to lift weights.
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98. Eat red meat.
Take up woodworking.
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99. That's what they want.
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100. I don't know.
It seems a little archaic.
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101. Do women really respond to that?
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102. Oh, yeah.
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103. Re-routed? My package
has been re-routed? To where?
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104. Guatamañana?
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105. Hey, Zooey.
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106. I was just at the gym
throwing some weights.
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107. This table's got
some excellent craftsmanship.
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108. - What's that? Birch? Cedar?
- I think it's particle board.
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109. Oh, yeah. I had
a particle board tree once.
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110. Chopped it down,
built me a cabin out of it.
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111. One Meh Steak.
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112. Extra rare.
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113. The redder the better.
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114. And your Meh Meal toy.
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115. Ooh! A Hello Doggie pencil
to go with my notebook.
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116. Uh... I think
I left my band saw running.
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117. You're doing this all wrong.
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118. If you want to know what
women want, talk to a woman.
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119. That's brilliant!
Where can I find one?
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120. I'm a woman!
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121. I'm refined and elegant like
a delicate flower, you jerk!
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122. Now, as I was saying,
girls like romance and chivalry.
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123. You know, like in the movies.
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124. Watch and learn.
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125. How thy voice
is like a songbird.
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126. Let my eyes
feast upon your beauty
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127. and my soul be nourished
by your love.
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128. A thousand roses would not dare
smell as sweet as you.
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129. Ohh!
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130. Oh, even if thy
face is hidden beneath a mask,
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131. your heart is visible to me
now and forever.
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132. Ohh!
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133. - See?
- I'll do it!
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134. Zooey! Come forth
from your chamber window.
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135. Uh... hello.
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136. How now brown cow.
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137. Your voice is like a songbird,
singing... songs.
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138. - And you smell.
- What?
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139. Um... like a flower
of some kind.
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140. Not a stinkweed,
something better.
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141. I know you have my package in
your wagon. Just give it to me!
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142. Once it's in the wagon I have
to deliver it to your residence.
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143. Oh, for the love of...
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144. Not this train wreck again.
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145. Looking into your eyes is like
looking into a pair of... eyes.
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146. Nice ones, even.
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147. When a male
wishes to woo a female,
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148. he must perform
a traditional dating dance
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149. where he displays
his radiant, colourful plumage.
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150. This must be done
in a public forum
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151. to assert his dominance
over the other males.
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152. Well, it's worth a shot.
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153. - Caw-caw! Caw-caw! Caw-caw!
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154. Tails, are you feeling OK?
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155. What... I'm great.
Check out my majestic plumage.
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156. Uh...
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157. Well,
as long as you're all right.
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158. I can't watch this any more.
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159. You got no game, kid.
Let me help you.
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160. You?
But you're our sworn enemy.
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161. In situations this dire, the bro
code trumps the enemy thing.
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162. Take my advice.
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163. You'll never land a girl
by acting like someone else.
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164. Just be confident
in your own pelt.
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165. And for Pete's sake,
ditch the feathers.
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166. How do I know I can trust you?
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167. Believe me or don't.
It's no hair off my moustache.
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168. You're the one doing the funky
chicken in the town square.
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169. - Your package.
- Finally!
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170. My new
background music generator.
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171. This'll really make my attacks
more exciting.
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172. - Ohh!
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173. Sweet! Listen to those drums!
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174. Aargh!
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175. - Amy, you and Knuckles head...
- No need, Sonic. I got this.
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176. Tails! Help!
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177. Hang on, Zooey!
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178. I taught him
everything he knows.
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179. - Go, Tails!
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180. Well, that wasn't
as exciting as I'd hoped.
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181. Tails, you were amazing!
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182. Oh! Look who got the girl
by being himself.
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183. I didn't see that coming.
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184. - Do you mind?
- You're welcome.
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185. I'm glad I sprang
for the heart iris upgrade.
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186. Eclair Media
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