1. Grrr!
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2. - What happened here?
- Can you be more specific?
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3. Oh, the mess. Funny story.
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4. It all began at Meh Burger.
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5. Adequate burgers today.
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6. Yeah, you can barely taste
the shredded newspaper.
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7. Ugh! I said no mayonnaise!
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8. Aargh!
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9. Grrr! Oh, come on!
I don't act like that.
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10. Hey, who's telling this story?
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11. So, where was I? Oh, yeah.
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12. We were so embarrassed
by Amy's uncouth behaviour
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13. that we left Meh Burger.
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14. - Grrr!
- Oh!
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15. Everything OK, miss?
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16. Are you...
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17. Yep, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog,
fastest hero in the world.
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18. Purveyor of justice. Righter
of wrongs. Eater of chilli dogs.
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19. Ohhh!
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20. Calm down, Perci. It's just
all your dreams coming true.
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21. - I'm so sorry.
- Don't worry, I'm used to it.
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22. Just breathe slowly and tell
Uncle Sonic what happened.
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23. Clearly she fell off her bike
and hurt her arm.
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24. Amy, don't be jealous because
I'm paying attention to another.
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25. Don't mind her,
she kind of has a thing for me.
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26. - Who wouldn't?
- Exactly.
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27. Let's see what we can do
about that bicycle.
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28. Knuckles, bring it over here.
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29. That's a boulder.
I said bicycle.
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30. But I'm not angry because
I know you're a simpleton.
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31. Thank you, Mr Sonic.
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32. Oh, my, Perci,
you've been injured.
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33. I know what to do about that.
Lecture you on bicycle safety.
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34. First, never ride a bi...
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35. Amy, what Perci really needs
is a splint for her arm.
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36. Wow, you sure know how to
take charge of every situation.
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37. And voilà!
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38. I couldn't find a bicycle,
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39. but maybe one of us
could ride this to get one.
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40. Sorry about your scarf.
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41. I should have known
I'd mess it up.
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42. I always do when I'm not under
Sonic's direct supervision.
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43. Huh.
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44. As a man I could fix this
with my bare hands.
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45. But it would be quicker
with the proper tools.
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46. To Tails' workshop!
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47. Hey, watch out for that robot.
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48. I'll bet she's a spy,
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49. broadcasting our secrets
to her mechanical overlords.
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50. You know, the ones who
make the microwave blink 12:00
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51. even though
you just set it yesterday!
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52. Aargh!
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53. Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.
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54. Tails?
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55. I guess he isn't here.
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56. No matter,
I'll heroically repair this bike
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57. with only my bare hands
and a welding laser.
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58. - Amy, tend to Perci's injury.
- Mm-hm.
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59. Knuckles, you clean the scarf
that you so carelessly ruined.
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60. Tails'
industrial-strength lab kiln
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61. seems like the perfect place
to dry a frilly delicate scarf.
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62. This heating pad isn't enough.
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63. Knuckles, get Perci a pillow.
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64. You're not the boss of me.
Sonic is.
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65. But I'm bossy and overbearing
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66. and I need everyone
to do what I say
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67. to compensate
for my insecurities.
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68. Don't throw it at me,
hand it to me nicely.
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69. Kids, behave yourselves!
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70. This is why we can't
have nice things.
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71. So I stepped into action,
Sonic-style,
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72. and put out the fire
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73. caused by Knuckles
putting that scarf in the kiln.
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74. That's not what happened.
I'll tell you the real story.
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75. It had been days
since I last laid my eyes
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76. upon the elusive white whale.
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77. We're talking about
what happened to my workshop.
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78. I'm getting there.
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79. So, the white whale
had just trashed Meh Burger.
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80. Wait. I'm the white whale?
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81. Shh! We were heading back home
when we came across Perci.
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82. As usual
Sonic made a fool of himself.
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83. Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog.
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84. Never heard of you.
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85. But who's your friend?
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86. I'm just a humble echidna,
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87. which is why I won't brag
about my boyish charm,
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88. unimaginable strength
and ability to think real good.
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89. You know, smartness-wise.
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90. Whoa!
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91. Wow!
Muscles and brain-smartness.
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92. - I know.
- Ugh!
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93. Medic, splint up
this pretty lady's arm.
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94. I hope I can live up to your
expectations, Captain Knuckles.
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95. Oh, Amy,
you've forgotten what an arm is.
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96. This is an arm.
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97. Wow, you are the whole package.
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98. And here's the gift-wrapping.
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99. Ohh!
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100. Ugh!
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101. Sonic, you clumsy oaf.
Perpetual second banana.
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102. Look what you've done.
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103. Come, my lady.
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104. We must go to Casa de Tails
to repair your bicicleta
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105. before Sonic
does any further damage.
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106. Come on, guys, wait for me!
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107. Hey, be careful of that alien.
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108. She'll abduct our livestock,
phone home from our houses
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109. and turn us all into pod people.
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110. It's a cookbook! A cookbook!
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111. Aargh!
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112. Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.
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113. Ohh! Aargh!
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114. Sonic!
Can't you do anything right?
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115. Your scarf will look brand-new,
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116. but it'll never look
as lovely as its owner.
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117. How does this heating pad work?
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118. A pillow for my maiden fair?
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119. Hey, I'm the medic.
I'll give her the pillow.
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120. I want to give her the pillow
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121. so I can be
more like my hero Knuckles.
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122. Agh!
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123. And so I put out the fire
using my ice-breath.
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124. It started when Amy threw the
heating pad on those newspapers.
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125. She's not very brain-smart.
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126. That's not how it went at all.
I'll tell you what happened.
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127. We all agreed the service at Meh
Burger was terrible, so we left.
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128. That's when we ran into Perci,
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129. with her little
damsel in distress act.
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130. I seem to have fallen from
my bicycle and injured my arm.
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131. If only there were some heroic
gentlemen to rescue poor me.
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132. - You're pretty.
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133. Would one of you handsome young
men kindly retrieve my bicycle?
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134. - Whoa!
- Ugh!
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135. Even with my friends under
the spell of a wicked siren,
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136. I selflessly administered
medical care to the temptress.
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137. Oh, you poor sweet thing.
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138. Allow me to tend to your wounds.
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139. Now, let's see to your bicycle.
I know where to get it fixed.
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140. Watch out
for that government agent!
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141. It starts with jury duty
and zoning ordinances
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142. and before you know it... boom,
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143. our tax dollars are benefiting
others and not us.
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144. Don't pay attention to her.
She's actually very nice.
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145. Aargh!
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146. Sweetie, you rest here.
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147. I'll get a heating pad
to make you more comfortable.
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148. Knuckles, would you please
clean the scarf?
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149. And, Sonic, maybe it'd be best
to just wait for Tails.
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150. No way. I can totally fix this.
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151. Watch this, babe.
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152. My poor little arm
is aching so.
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153. If only I had a cushion
on which to rest it.
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154. Let me give it to her!
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155. She wants me to give it to her!
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156. Aargh!
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157. As the only mature one in the
room, I extinguished the fire,
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158. which started when Sonic forgot
to turn off his welding laser.
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159. You're making that up!
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160. - Reckless!
- A scarf in a kiln?
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161. I can't help being attractive.
It's a blessing and a curse.
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162. You'd think with three stories
one of you would get it right.
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163. Now, let me tell you
how it really happened.
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164. I had a minor accident
with my bicycle when...
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165. Hi, I'm Sonic the Hedgehog,
hero extraordinaire.
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166. You don't have a wrench
I could use to fix my bike?
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167. No, but maybe I could interest
you in some gift-wrapping?
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168. - That's OK.
- I can fix your bike.
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169. No, I will.
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170. You're just loving this, aren't
you? Having men fight over you.
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171. A modern woman
could take care of herself.
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172. I can take care of myself,
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173. but like I said,
I don't have any tools.
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174. And I hurt my arm.
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175. I suppose you need me
to bandage that up for you?
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176. No, it's just a bruise.
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177. - Whoa!
- Ugh!
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178. I need to get moving. Do you
know where I can find tools?
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179. - Brrr!
- Nice to meet you.
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180. Aargh!
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181. She seems nice.
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182. Allow me. You sit back and
relax while Sonic saves the day.
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183. OK, I'll just wash my scarf.
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184. Please, the honour is all mine.
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185. Well, then,
I'll just rest my arm.
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186. All right, all right!
I'll get you a heating pad.
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187. Talk about a drama queen.
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188. Would you like a pillow?
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189. No! I'll get Perci a pillow.
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190. Oh, now the princess
wants a pillow.
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191. Hold it!
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192. How did you get in here
in the first place?
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193. We just walked in.
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194. And there weren't lasers
or cages or anything like that?
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195. Nope. Just a popping sound
and some electrical buzzing.
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196. I know what happened.
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197. My new defence system
must have short-circuited,
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198. which means I'm the one
responsible for the fire.
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199. Classic Tails.
So irresponsible.
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200. - Guess we're off the hook!
- Who's up for Meh Burger?
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201. I like a guy who's handy.
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202. Eclair Media
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