1. Grrr!
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2. Agh!
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3. Ohh!
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4. We've never faced
an enemy so powerful.
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5. Looks like
we've finally met our match.
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6. We should never have doubted
the awesome skills and power
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7. of... Dave the Intern?
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8. And now my wrath
shall rain down upon you like...
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9. um... like rain!
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10. But painful rain!
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11. Like when you're not
expecting it and then bam! Rain!
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12. Now prepare to meet your doom!
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13. Ohh!
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14. Aargh!
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15. Agh! Please, Dave,
I'm begging you for mercy.
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16. I have no mercy.
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17. I work
in the fast food industry.
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18. David,
what are you doing down there?
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19. Nothing, Mother.
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20. Are you gonna play
with your dollies all day
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21. or are you gonna go out
and try to be a villain?
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22. They're action figures.
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23. And I am a villain, remember?
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24. I'm a founding member
of the Lightning Bolt Society.
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25. A bunch of losers! Why can't you
be more like that Dr Eggman?
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26. He is such a wonderful
horrible person.
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27. I'm horrible too.
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28. You don't know what I can do
or what I'm gonna be.
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29. You don't know. I'm bad!
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30. I have bad things
that you don't know about.
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31. I'll be evil, you'll see!
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32. This may very well be
our most devious scheme yet.
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33. Yeah, when people try to pick up
these coins we've glued down,
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34. they'll be terribly
disappointed.
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35. Dave, you want in
on this sweet action?
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36. Sorry, but my mom says I can't
hang out with you guys any more.
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37. You're not a bad enough
influence on me.
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38. Ooh, a quarter!
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39. Let me grab that
before the owner comes back.
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40. Evil schemes...
dastardly plots... I've got it!
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41. I may not have
super villain powers,
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42. but maybe
I can replicate them.
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43. Once I activate this freeze ray,
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44. Sonic and his friends will be
immobilised in ice forever.
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45. Now, that's what I call
a cool summer breeze.
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46. With this magnifying glass
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47. I'll harness the power
of the sun to fry those fools.
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48. Cool!
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49. Minions of the jungle,
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50. I command you
to attack and destroy!
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51. Yes! Nibble!
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52. Nibble with... vengeance...
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53. Wow. That's some A+ villainy
you got there, kid.
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54. Did you learn nothing
as my intern?
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55. Step aside, son,
and watch a master at work.
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56. Feast your eyes on my brand
spanking new electro-cage,
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57. a sure-fire way to capture Sonic
and his dingus friends.
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58. Ooh! Villainy!
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59. To be a super villain, you need
super villain technology.
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60. What do you have?
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61. A dinky cardboard helmet and an
employee discount at Meh Burger?
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62. That's not true.
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63. You don't get a discount
unless you're management.
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64. I'm sick of everyone
saying I'm worthless.
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65. - Ohh!
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66. Aargh!
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67. Uh... what's going on?
Where am I?
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68. You're in
my evil underground lair.
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69. Looks like a finished basement.
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70. I said it was underground,
didn't I?
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71. You'll never get away with this.
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72. I bet Orbot and Cubot
are on their way to rescue me.
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73. Do you get the feeling
something's missing?
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74. - I don't know.
- Wait! I know.
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75. My cup and ball toy.
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76. Now I think about it,
I'd better get comfy here.
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77. Breaking news
from the world of villainy.
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78. Perennial powerhouse Dr Eggman
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79. is no longer
the top villain in town.
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80. We've received
this shocking video
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81. from that loser who always gets
my order wrong at Meh Burger.
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82. Dr Eggman
has been replaced by me,
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83. the newest King of Villainy,
Dave the Intern.
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84. No, wait. Dave the In-vincible!
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85. Sonic,
as your new arch-nemesis,
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86. I challenge you to battle.
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87. Cower in fear before me!
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88. David! Come upstairs
and try on your new pyjamas.
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89. I got the ones
with the race cars you like.
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90. Mom! You're embarrassing me
during my manifesto.
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91. With me is Sonic the Hedgehog.
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92. Sonic, what do you make of this?
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93. Well, to be frank, I'm happy
to have Eggman out of the picture.
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94. Ha! Hear that, Dave?
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95. Sonic's happy
I can no longer attack him.
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96. I win!
Oh, wait, I'm in a cage.
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97. As for Dave... honestly,
he's never really been a threat.
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98. Unless you consider serving
under-cooked beef a threat.
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99. Food-borne illnesses
are not to be laughed at.
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100. - But Dave the Intern is.
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101. - Silence!
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102. I'll show Sonic
not to laugh at me.
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103. Oh, you get used to it.
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104. All I need is a little muscle.
And I know just where to get it.
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105. Don't even think
about going to my lair
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106. and taking control
of my evil technology.
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107. I was just gonna join a gym
and work on my biceps.
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108. But stealing your technology
is a way better plan.
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109. Why did I disrespect Dave? Why?
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110. Vengeance shall be—
Come on, you stupid thing, turn!
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111. Whoa!
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112. Vengeance shall be—
Whoa!
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113. He seems to think
vengeance shall be something.
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114. I'm just not clear what.
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115. This is really hard to watch.
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116. Whoa!
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117. - We got to stop that thing.
- I'm on it.
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118. Stay here and keep Dave from
hurting himself and/or others.
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119. I'm gonna heroically leave
to get help.
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120. Grrr!
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121. No wonder Sonic hates being
captured. This is unpleasant.
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122. Next time I design a trap,
I should include some amenities
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123. like magazines, a beverage
dispenser, shuffleboard...
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124. Stuff to make the prisoner
feel welcome and appreciated.
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125. Eggman, Dave is running rampant
with your Octopus-Bot.
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126. He's not using the ink, is he?
Those cartridges cost a fortune.
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127. That's how they get you.
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128. Can I rescue you first?
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129. Rescue me? I'm not getting
rescued by my arch-nemesis.
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130. My friends
won't let me forget it.
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131. - What friends?
- I got friends!
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132. I don't need
to prove anything to you.
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133. Just let me
break you out of here.
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134. I can break myself out,
thank you very much.
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135. - What's going on down there?
- Nothing, Mrs Dave's Mom.
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136. - You almost got us in trouble.
- You started it.
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137. Quit being a baby.
Let me rescue you.
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138. - I'm not a baby!
- Don't make me come down there.
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139. Oh, no. She's coming.
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140. Fine, let me out.
The controller's over there.
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141. Just don't tell anyone
you rescued me.
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142. - Hey, guys, I rescued Eggman.
- Oh, jeez! Come on!
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143. Whoa!
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144. So, Egghead,
how do we shut this thing down?
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145. Like I'm gonna tell you how to
shut down one of my robots.
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146. Be careful!
I just had him waxed.
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147. Ha-ha!
Yee-ha, I'm Billy the Echidna!
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148. Ouch! Right in the tentacles.
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149. You got to tell us
how to shut it down.
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150. I don't got to tell you squat!
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151. Oh, come on!
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152. If you're gonna use the ink,
at least hit the guy.
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153. Oh, man,
this is so gonna cost me.
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154. Why don't you get
the off-brand refill kit?
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155. Why don't I just flush my money
down the toilet while I'm at it?
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156. Those things never work.
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157. Fine,
I'll help you shut it down.
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158. There's a switch between
the upper and lower beak.
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159. Where's that?
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160. On the undercarriage,
near the siphon.
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161. It's basic Octopus anatomy.
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162. You're not getting
anywhere near my undercarriage.
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163. Whoa!
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164. I'm finally gonna make Mom proud
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165. by destroying
Sonic the Hedgehog.
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166. I should capture this moment
for posterity.
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167. Whoa!
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168. Oh, he moved the mirrors
and changed all my presets.
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169. And the change cup is empty.
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170. I know I had money in there.
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171. Get me out of here!
- Mother?
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172. David, are you responsible
for destroying my house?
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173. Yes, Mother.
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174. That's a terrible thing
you did.
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175. I am so proud of you!
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176. So I'm not a loser?
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177. No. You're... a villain.
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178. I think our work here is done.
Come on, gang. Let's go home.
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179. Hey! A quarter!
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180. Ugh!
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181. Eclair Media
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