1. Grrr!
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2. Come on, these decorations
aren't gonna hang themselves.
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3. Oh, aren't they?
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4. They still didn't hang themselves.
Your machine did it.
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5. Not cool, Tails.
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6. Take those things down.
You're gonna attract bugs.
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7. And aliens. And kumquats.
And list jokes.
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8. Come on, guys, lay off him.
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9. Way to ruin New Year's, dude.
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10. Is that the holiday
where a giant rabbit
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11. breaks into your house
and hides painted eggs?
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12. Knuckles,
forget about your crazy holidays
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13. and help get this ball
on top of that pole.
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14. When it drops to the bottom,
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15. then it's exactly midnight
and the start of the new year.
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16. Don't trust her, Knuckles.
I told you about the kumquats.
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17. You really "dropped the ball".
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18. Not cool?
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19. - Huh?
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20. OK, Ball-bots, let's roll.
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21. Ugh! Huh?
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22. Ugh!
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23. - Urrgh!
- Agh!
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24. Oh, what's the use?
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25. The decorations look great,
Tails.
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26. And this'll make
a great New Year's Eve ball.
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27. Great... here it is,
New Year's Eve
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28. and I haven't fulfilled
my resolution from last year.
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29. Was that the one to become
a more benevolent master?
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30. I'll show you benevolent,
you bag of bolts.
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31. Clearly one of us doesn't know
what benevolent means.
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32. Two of us!
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33. All I wanted was to have
one decisive victory over Sonic.
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34. Just one. I'm so miserable,
I barely enjoyed smacking you.
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35. It's sad when we no longer
enjoy our hobbies.
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36. Well, don't you worry, sir.
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37. I've dreamed up
a New Year's Eve party
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38. that'll really put the spring
back in your step.
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39. If you pull out
a checkers board,
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40. I'll sell you for scrap metal.
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41. Why are you dressed like that?
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42. Isn't New Year's the holiday
where you put on a costume
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43. and prank strangers
who don't give you candy?
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44. That's not a holiday.
It's extortion.
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45. I'm hearing a lot of words but
I'm not seeing any candy, lady.
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46. Soar the Eagle reporting live
from Village Centre,
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47. where the New Year's festivities
are in full swing.
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48. People have come
from far and wide...
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49. men, women, children,
celebrities, politicians,
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50. some nut in a hot dog suit.
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51. I think he's talking about me.
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52. It would be hard to find anyone
who's not having a great time.
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53. I could jump you there.
Or there.
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54. But then you could jump me
there. Or even there.
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55. But... ooh... I can
double-jump you there and...
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56. Grrr! This is the worst
New Year's party ever.
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57. Well, it is now.
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58. Let's not forget
dear old Orbot's
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59. famous mouth-watering
slow-cooked New Year's roast.
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60. It, too, is just
a sad yet succulent reminder
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61. of how quickly
everything else in life moves.
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62. A slow-cooker is truly
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63. one of life's most poetic
small kitchen appliances.
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64. If only everything moved
at the same pace
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65. as the marinating juices
of my roast.
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66. Then I'd have another chance
to fulfil my New Year's resolution.
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67. If I can just harness
the technology of this slow cooker,
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68. I can create
a slow-motion machine.
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69. - And what would that do?
- Slow everything down.
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70. Giving me more time before
the end of the year to defeat Sonic.
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71. There it is...
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72. the power source that makes
a slow cooker cook slowly.
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73. And I thought
it was a mixture of patience,
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74. low heat
and collected condensation.
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75. Nope. Glowing energy ball.
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76. Welcome back to Comedy Chimp's
New Year's Adequate Eve,
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77. sponsored by Meh Burger,
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78. home of the new
ten-alarm super atomic chilli.
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79. Ten-alarm?
This thing's barely ketchup.
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80. I mean, I'm sure
it'll kick in eventually.
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81. Let's see who's out celebrating.
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82. - How about you, sir? Excited?
- You bet!
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83. I hope the obese man watching me
sleep doesn't think I'm naughty,
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84. or he might not sneak into
my house and leave presents.
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85. Right. Oh, there's the Mayor.
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86. Mr Mayor, a word?
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87. Uh, look, the allegations
that I used the town's money
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88. to buy myself a vacation island
are totally untrue.
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89. I was gonna ask you to say a few
words before the countdown.
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90. Oh, well, in that case
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91. I just want to wish everyone
a very happy New Year.
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92. You're all welcome to visit me
on my private vacation island.
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93. I mean, if I ever get one,
of course.
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94. No more questions.
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95. We're gonna slow this next one
down... for the ladies.
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96. Huh?
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97. - Sonic, my little friend.
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98. And by friend I mean enemy.
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99. Happy New Year!
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100. By happy I mean awful and by New
Year I mean not yet New Year.
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101. - What's going on here, Egghead?
- Isn't it obvious?
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102. My slow-motion machine
has slowed everything down.
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103. Slow, of course, for you
is just normal speed.
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104. - What about you?
- If you'd paid attention
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105. in evil scientist school
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106. to get your father's approval,
you'd know that...
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107. Oh, can't we just skip ahead
to the part where I destroy you?
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108. Let's go with a classic.
Laser beam!
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109. Nice try, Egghead.
Your father would be proud.
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110. Robots, attack!
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111. They'll be here in a minute,
just hang on.
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112. I can't wait around all day
for your slow-bots.
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113. All right. Need a new plan.
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114. Here's an idea.
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115. I destroy your slow-motion
machine and we call it a day?
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116. Brilliant plan, Sonic!
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117. Oh, wait, forgot to mention,
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118. if you do that,
everyone and everything
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119. will be stuck in slow motion
forever.
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120. - Let's settle this
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121. with one final test of our abilities.
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122. Just you and me. One on one.
Mano a mano. Peaches and cream.
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123. If you win, maybe, just maybe,
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124. I'll switch my machine off
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125. and return the world
to its normal speed.
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126. Did you just say
"peaches and cream"?
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127. Quit stalling!
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128. - Bam! Game over!
- Grrr!
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129. That would have been more
dramatic at normal speed.
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130. Eggman, I won fair and square.
Shut off your machine.
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131. Give me one more shot.
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132. Woooargh! Ugh!
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133. Ha-ha!
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134. Oof!
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135. Ha-ha-ha!
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136. Bingo! Gin! Checkmate!
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137. I can't believe
it's come down to this.
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138. Man, I hate checkers. Ugh!
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139. Grrr! Ugh! Grrr!
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140. Ten...
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141. Grrr! All I wanted was a chance
to beat you at one thing.
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142. Just once
before the end of the year.
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143. Is that too much
for a villain to ask?
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144. You did all this just to notch
some kind of victory over me?
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145. Maybe.
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146. I guess I have been
pretty dominant this year.
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147. You guess? You guess?
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148. I made a New Year's resolution
to beat you one time this year.
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149. And here I am,
ten seconds before midnight,
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150. and I can't even win
a simple game of checkers.
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151. Nine...
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152. Tell you what. You've got
a couple of seconds left.
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153. In the spirit of the New Year,
I challenge you to a dance-off.
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154. A dance-off? What,
are you making fun of me?
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155. Not cool, Sonic.
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156. Eight...
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157. I'm serious. The end of the year
is a time for having crazy fun.
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158. What's more fun
than a dance-off?
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159. Seven...
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160. - So, we gonna dance or what?
- Check this!
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161. - What?
Six...
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162. All right, all right. My turn.
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163. Five...
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164. Here goes nothing.
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165. Aaargh!
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166. - Oh.
Four...
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167. Looks like you won, Egghead.
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168. I won! I beat Sonic!
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169. Ha-ha-ha!
Hey, everybody!
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170. - Oh, right.
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171. Three, two, one!
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172. Happy New Year!
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173. Ha-ha-ho-ho!
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174. Hey, everybody. I beat Sonic.
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175. Kneel before me.
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176. - What are you talking about?
- It was a dance-off and I won.
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177. Didn't you see?
It was right here.
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178. Technically it happened
in the blink of an eye.
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179. - Nobody saw anything.
- What? But... but... Ohh!
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180. Well... nobody but me.
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181. Happy New Year, Eggman.
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182. Happy New Year,
you blue son of a gun.
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183. Hey, guys. I just saw my shadow.
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184. Six more weeks of winter!
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185. Eclair Media
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