1. Grrr!
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2. Fools, scurrying like ants.
I should treat 'em like ants.
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3. You mean you're taking us
on a picnic?
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4. What? No.
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5. Obliterator Bot, magnify!
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6. Incoming heroes!
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7. Can't a guy test out a deadly
weapon on innocent civilians
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8. without being interrupted?
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9. What's this world coming to?
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10. See? That's exactly
what I'm talking about.
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11. Grrr!
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12. Toot-toot!
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13. Yay!
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14. Congratulations, Sonic.
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15. This is the millionth time
you have all saved the village.
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16. You'll receive a Greatest
Role Models of All Time Award
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17. as soon as I punch the final
hole in your hero rewards card.
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18. Toot-toot!
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19. Thank you all.
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20. We promise to live up
to this fine award
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21. and set a good example.
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22. Starting now.
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23. Nothing but net.
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24. I bet I can sink one
without looking.
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25. - Huh?
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26. A restaurant is no place
for such behaviour.
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27. In fairness, Meh Burger's
barely a restaurant.
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28. How can you call yourselves
role models
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29. when you exhibit
such bad judgment?
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30. Come on, sweetie,
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31. let's go find a precarious ledge
for you to play on.
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32. She's right. We shouldn't
be horsing around in here.
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33. We should be horsing around
out here.
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34. Nothing but net.
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35. - Huh?
- I'll take that.
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36. Hey. What's the big idea?
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37. We're trying to shoot her out
of a cannon into a trash can.
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38. Oh, no, you're not.
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39. DB Platypus, image specialist.
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40. The mayor hired me because
there have been complaints
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41. that you role models haven't
been very... role modelly.
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42. What?
We're awesome role models.
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43. Aargh!
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44. Role models seldom
shoot each other out of cannons.
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45. From now on you must be
exemplary in every way.
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46. Sounds like you want us
to become soulless drones.
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47. Finally someone's
paying attention. Ahem.
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48. Remember, you're not people
any more, you're role models.
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49. So let the training begin.
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50. Rule one.
Never question me.
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51. - Why not?
- Role model infraction!
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52. Ha-ha! Sticks is in trouble!
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53. Ha-ha! Knuckles is in trouble!
Oh.
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54. I can't believe
that ridiculous mayor
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55. gave an award to Sonic
and his do-gooder friends.
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56. He might have saved the village
a million times
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57. but only because I've endangered
the village a million times.
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58. And where's your award?
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59. The only award I ever get
is a butt-whooping.
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60. And the occasional
Grammy nomination.
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61. It's not right, sir. You're the
greatest genius who ever lived.
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62. The most powerful villain
in the world...
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63. With the most styling stache
in the universe.
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64. Thrice snubbed.
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65. Well, today we're gonna
do something about it.
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66. - After you, Tails.
- No, after you.
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67. No, no, no, no, no, no.
I insist. After you.
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68. Will one of you
just order already?
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69. What delightful roll-modelling!
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70. And you're not
doing so bad yourselves.
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71. Why am I always second to bread?
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72. I'll tell you why. Because
you shouldn't eat out so often.
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73. A true role model knows
the value of a home-cooked meal.
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74. I have a home
where we can cook meals.
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75. Wonderful role-modelling.
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76. You could learn a thing or two
from her.
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77. I'd really like to help you out,
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78. but municipalities don't
give out trophies for villainy.
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79. I'm good
at lots of other things.
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80. For example,
I have a lovely singing voice.
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81. I'm sorry, fourth place isn't
a trophy. It's a certificate.
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82. Grrr!
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83. - Ames, dinner ready yet?
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84. Why is it
that the female has to cook?
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85. As role models, you must avoid
falling into gender stereotypes.
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86. While I agree with you
in principle,
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87. the simple fact is I'm the only
one who knows how to cook.
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88. And I enjoy it.
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89. What you like is unimportant.
You're a role model now.
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90. I have this pole-vaulting trophy
I pulled out of the garbage.
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91. Oww!
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92. Finally you're setting
a good example.
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93. But... nobody else is here.
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94. No questioning
the image specialist!
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95. I am sick of that whistle,
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96. I'm sick of being a role model
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97. and I am sick of this trophy!
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98. No! That's very bad
role-modelling.
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99. That must be Sticks
coming back to apologise.
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100. Superbly role-modellish of her,
I do say.
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101. - Sonic! It's an emergency!
- What?
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102. - Eggman is...
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103. Just a moment, old chap.
Running into a room is bad form.
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104. Sonic, I'm looking at you.
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105. Let's try that again.
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106. I beg your pardon,
but it's come to my attention
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107. that a Dr Eggman is laying waste
to the entire village.
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108. Anywho, Bob's your uncle,
and enjoy your meal.
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109. You heard him, team.
Let's get moving.
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110. Not so fast.
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111. If people in the village
are going to be watching you,
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112. you need to...
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113. Set a good example.
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114. What? What did we do now?
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115. Nothing.
That was my praise whistle.
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116. If you're going into battle,
you have to follow a few rules.
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117. Amy Rose, if you're going
to swing your hammer,
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118. you'll need protective eye wear.
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119. Sonic, when you race about,
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120. you will need to wear reflective
clothing and honk this horn.
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121. Tails, no driving.
You don't have a licence.
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122. And, Knuckles,
don't break anything.
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123. One step ahead of you.
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124. Got it. Let's go, team!
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125. Do I even need to say it?
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126. If I can't win a trophy,
I'll steal one. Ha!
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127. - Guys, it's time to get busy.
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128. Ahem.
Impressionable children here.
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129. Put on your stupid stuff.
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130. Your stuff.
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131. Your awesomely cool protective
gear that all kids should wear.
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132. Hey, Sonic, maybe you should put
soft foam caps on your spikes.
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133. - Sonic?
- Yeah, yeah, I'm on it.
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134. Now, let's see, where was I?
Oh, yes, on a rampage.
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135. Let's crush Eggman
once and for all.
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136. Oh, come on!
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137. Use your words.
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138. Let's model conflict resolution
through talking things out.
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139. - But he's a villain.
- Greatest villain ever.
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140. Stealing a trophy
isn't the same as winning one.
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141. If the award is for villainy,
I'd say it's better to steal it.
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142. Uh... Well, yeah.
You got me there.
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143. Score one for Eggman.
I like this battling with words.
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144. You know what else I like?
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145. I-statements.
Use your I-statements.
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146. Eggman, when you shoot lasers
at me, I feel sad.
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147. I need you
to be less destructive.
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148. Offer to meet Dr Eggman halfway.
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149. Eggman, I'd like to meet you...
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150. Meet this!
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151. Whoa... ugh!
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152. See, kids?
They're being role models.
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153. - They're getting crushed.
- Like role models.
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154. Brrr!
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155. - Role model infraction!
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156. We don't want
these impressionable children
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157. to think
this is how you resolve things.
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158. Come on, guys.
I can't do this alone.
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159. No! Keep using your words.
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160. You're starting
to get through to me.
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161. Sticks, instead
of throwing your boomerang,
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162. why don't you offer to,
I don't know, share it?
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163. Oh, I'll share it all right.
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164. Hey! Who likes chilli dogs?
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165. Chilli dogs all around!
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166. And don't let anybody tell you
to use a napkin.
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167. Coast is clear. No kids around,
no consultants watching.
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168. Let's scramble that egg!
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169. Wait. Hold on. What happened
to the I-statements?
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170. When you act like a jerk,
I start pounding you.
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171. Being a role model is overrated.
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172. I'd much rather be
hilariously edgy.
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173. Sonic, when you say
things like that,
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174. I feel like throwing up
in my mouth.
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175. Eclair Media
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