1. Grrr!
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2. Here you go, kid.
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3. Is this your grandson?
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4. Zing!
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5. I've seen newer pictures
on a cave wall.
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6. - Zang!
- Can it, you obsequious hack!
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7. This isn't even you.
This guy is young and healthy.
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8. And he still has that sparkle
of hope in his eyes.
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9. I need some new headshots.
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10. Oh, yeah. Work it, CC.
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11. You've still got it, baby.
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12. Give me pouty, come on.
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13. Now give me tiger. Rarrh!
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14. Who's a funny monkey!
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15. Wow! I've never seen
a professional photo shoot before.
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16. Now roll over and play dead,
baby.
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17. Pretty sure you still haven't.
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18. Hello. What have we here?
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19. He's a waif.
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20. The orphan of our times.
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21. A lost child, oblivious
to the never-ending sea of despair.
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22. How poetic!
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23. Hey, doll-face.
Show's over here.
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24. Hey, Knucks, you're famous.
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25. Cool! Who's the doofus
with the trash can on his head?
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26. Is that the guy
from the newspaper?
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27. I don't know.
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28. He doesn't look like
he has a trash can on his head.
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29. It is the guy
that's in the picture.
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30. Hey, Trash Can Head Guy.
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31. - Sign my newspaper.
- Mine too.
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32. My standards for celebrity
are quite low.
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33. Hey, Wolfie,
get a load of this guy.
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34. If this fashion trend
catches on,
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35. I'm gonna start
throwing trash in my hat.
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36. You, sir, are the master
of biting social commentary.
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37. You're really embracing
this whole Trash Can Head thing.
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38. Yup. You know what people say
when they see me wearing this?
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39. "I weep for the future
of our kind"?
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40. Well, yeah, some of them.
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41. But most people
think it looks wicked cool.
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42. Huh?
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43. Gah!
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44. And that's our show.
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45. Thanks
to the Comedy Chimp Players
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46. and our musical guest
Justin Beaver.
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47. - Good night, everyone.
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48. Mr Chimp, someone
is trying to blackmail you.
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49. They just dropped off these
horribly embarrassing photos.
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50. Those are my new
publicity shots, bonehead.
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51. Ugh! You could carry groceries
in those bags under my eyes.
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52. Write it down, I'll use it next
time the mayor's on the show.
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53. Those aren't wrinkles,
they're laugh lines.
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54. Gives you character. Ha-ha!
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55. How would you know? You've done
the same shtick for 20 years.
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56. Zing!
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57. Guess
I have to give in to nature.
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58. All natural
cosmetic facial youthification.
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59. Move it, losers.
Evil genius coming through.
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60. Eggman, what do you want?
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61. First I want to say
I'm a huge fan.
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62. And I have something
to offer you.
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63. A magic boot that you rub
and a genie grants you wishes
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64. and I just give you
all my money?
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65. If so, I'm in. Cos the last one
you sold me didn't work.
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66. I want to be your sponsor.
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67. Just put the Eggman Industries
logo on your trash can.
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68. No. You think my trash can
is for sale?
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69. It is not, sir.
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70. I have integrity.
I will not sell out.
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71. 10 per cent off
all your Meh Burger purchases
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72. if you slap this sticker
on that head trash thing.
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73. Done and done!
Give me Meh Burgers.
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74. This is it, Wolfie, the last
show before my big surgery.
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75. I was wondering... while you're
gone, who's gonna replace you?
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76. Not that anybody
could ever replace you.
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77. But if you don't have anyone
in mind, I'll throw my hat...
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78. I want you to know
your show will be in good hands
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79. while you're getting
your face overhauled.
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80. And don't worry, when they
ask me to take over full time,
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81. I'll probably say no.
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82. You'll be great.
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83. Too great.
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84. The viewers will love him
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85. and I'll wind up playing
the Yuk-Yuk Hut in Gogoba Village.
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86. I need to find a guest host
that no one will take seriously.
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87. A flash in the pan.
A talentless hack.
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88. No, I have a worse idea.
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89. Let's try
those monologue jokes again.
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90. Just read
what's on the cards here.
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91. OK. Here goes.
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92. "So the mayor's in the news
again. Did you hear about this?"
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93. What's so funny about that?
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94. Read the rest of the joke.
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95. Ohh. How come?
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96. There's a Mr The Hedgehog
to see you.
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97. Hmm... Doesn't ring a bell.
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98. Hey, Knucks.
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99. Hey. Did you hear
the mayor's in the news again?
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100. Ba-da-boom!
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101. You didn't finish the joke.
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102. We're stoked for you
but are you up to this?
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103. Does a bucket on your head
qualify you to host a TV show?
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104. First of all, it's not a bucket,
it's a trash can.
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105. Secondly, it's not a trash can,
it's a fashion statement.
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106. Fourth, you're just jealous
that I finally found my calling
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107. as a fashion designer /
model / TV host.
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108. I don't want you
to embarrass yourself.
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109. I'm disappointed in you, Sonic.
In you and the mayor.
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110. Now, if you'll excuse me,
the jokes don't read themselves.
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111. This isn't gonna end well.
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112. Welcome
to the Comedy Chimp show.
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113. I'm your guest host,
Trash Can Head Guy.
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114. - Say, Wolf?
- What is it, O great one?
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115. - Knock knock.
- Who's there?
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116. - The mayor.
- The uh... the mayor who?
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117. The mayor's in the news again!
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118. This is painful.
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119. Oh, here's a good one.
What do you call a duck with a...
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120. Wait, no... What's the
difference between a duck and...
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121. Wait, maybe it's not a duck...
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122. Can we turn this off?
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123. Let me see those cue cards.
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124. - Whoa! Aargh!
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125. Zing! You, sir, are the master
of slapstick tomfoolery.
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126. - Ugh! Aargh!
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127. Wolfie, my key
doesn't work any more.
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128. You are correct, sir.
Locks got changed.
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129. Network's taking the show
in a new direction, so...
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130. - What new direction?
- More...
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131. I don't know...
Is "trash-canny" a word?
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132. Wait up, TCHG.
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133. Hello, Yuk-Yuk Hut. Unless...
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134. Help you get rid of Knuckles
as host, eh?
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135. And what's in it for me?
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136. You sponsor the first ever live
broadcast of a robot attack.
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137. I'm listening.
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138. Imagine, a brutal, horrendous
siege with robots, missiles...
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139. and the Eggman Industries logo
on every bit of it.
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140. Repeat that last part.
I wasn't listening.
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141. If you sponsor the attack,
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142. you'll also be
the show's sponsor from now on.
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143. Deal!
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144. Ugh! Aargh!
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145. I got to admit
this is pretty funny.
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146. Fire missiles! Brought to you
by Eggman Industries.
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147. Uh, what was that?
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148. This hole was made possible
by Eggman Industries.
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149. Eggman's attacking the studio!
We got to help Knuckles.
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150. Wait, I want to see
what happens next.
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151. Your new movie sets a new
standard for incredible effects.
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152. Let's roll a clip, shall we?
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153. Amazing! It's like
it's really happening.
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154. Need a wall shattered?
Call Eggman Industries.
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155. This battle is sponsored
by Eggman Industries.
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156. You have to wear this.
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157. Yeah... I don't wear the logo
of the losing team.
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158. You don't have any Sonic hats,
do you?
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159. - Ow!
- Huh?
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160. Sticks, you came to my show!
Cool!
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161. Eggman's attacking!
We need your help.
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162. I'll be right back after this.
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163. So the mayor's back in the news.
It seems that he...
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164. Good to have you back, Knucks.
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165. Good to be back, you guys.
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166. If I ever get carried away
by my ego again...
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167. We'll let you know.
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168. No, make sure
I get a better show.
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169. Engage Mega Stomp-bot.
New from Eggman Industries.
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170. On my mark... Three, two...
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171. What have I done?
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172. Oh, yeah, I got my show back.
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173. Zing!
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174. Thank you. Thank you.
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175. We'll keep things moving along,
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176. but first I want to thank our
new sponsor, Eggman Industries,
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177. makers of the Kiddie Fun Ball.
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178. Oh, this is not good.
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179. Eclair Media
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