1. Grrr!
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2. An incoming Eggman attack!
Better get the gang together.
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3. United Village Defenders
of the Village, unite!
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4. - On my way!
- Let's move!
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5. I'm on it!
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6. It's really not a good time
for me. I kind of have plans.
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7. - What?
- Seriously, Knuckles...
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8. What do you mean
you have other plans?
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9. I was gonna catch a movie
with Mike.
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10. - Hi, I'm Mike.
- Uh, yeah. Hi.
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11. But we've got to get moving.
Eggman's attacking.
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12. But today's the last day
of Jungle Fighter III:
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13. Revenge of the Jungle Fighter.
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14. Jungle Fighter can wait. It is
important to battle Eggman.
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15. - Great! See? Let's go.
- So where are we going?
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16. Oh, uh,
I meant me and Knuckles.
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17. - Why can't he come?
- Yeah, why can't I come?
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18. We can't bring you to a battle.
I mean, you're... just a guy.
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19. - Just a guy?
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20. No, I didn't...
What I meant to say was...
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21. He's not... you know...
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22. I think
you've said enough already.
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23. We don't have time for this.
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24. I can't believe
you said that to Mike.
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25. What did he say?
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26. Uh... battle's over here, guys.
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27. He called my friend Mike
"just a guy".
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28. - Huh! Sonic, how could you?
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29. I didn't mean...
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30. Yeah, Sonic. That's
a crummy thing to say to a dude.
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31. Well, got to go.
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32. You know I'm right.
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33. Don't worry, Sonic,
this'll all blow over.
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34. By tomorrow nobody will
even remember what you said.
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35. It's been 24 hours
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36. since Sonic the Hedgehog's
infamous "just a guy" comment
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37. shook the very foundation
of our fair village.
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38. I'm here now with an angry mob.
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39. Sonic barged in
and called Mike "just a guy",
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40. as if to say he was so much
better than the rest of us.
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41. We begged him to stop but
he kept berating the poor fella.
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42. That Sonic,
living it up on the beach.
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43. He's lost touch
with the common man.
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44. Can you believe that guy?
I mean, the nerve of some people.
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45. Can I get a chilli dog?
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46. Oh, jeez,
that sure sounds complicated.
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47. Can you really trust me
with that order?
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48. After all, I'm just a guy.
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49. All I did was call him a guy.
Is that guy not a guy?
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50. It's not what you said, Sonic,
it's how you said it.
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51. But the town will forgive you
if they see you making an effort
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52. to change your condescending,
insensitive attitude.
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53. Lucky for you, I happen to teach
a sensitivity training seminar
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54. every weekday morning
8am to 3pm
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55. and there's enough open spots
in the class for all of you.
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56. Not cool, Sonic.
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57. I still don't get why we have
to do all this stupid training
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58. just because of
Sonic's big dumb mouth.
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59. - Uh-uh-uh. Insensitive remark.
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60. This training's not stupid.
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61. Now, how are everyone's
sensitivity hats coming along?
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62. When you feel frustrated,
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63. instead of lashing out
at someone else,
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64. close your eyes,
take a deep breath
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65. and go to your happy place.
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66. Let's practise that.
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67. That'll teach you
to team up with alien overlords,
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68. you robo-trash.
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69. Now I realise
that even though on the outside
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70. I was hitting my sidekick
with a mallet,
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71. on the inside
I was hitting myself
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72. with a mallet
of my own insecurities.
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73. It's OK, bro.
I like to hit things too.
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74. Sonic, would you care
to share with the group?
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75. I don't know.
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76. I guess I could be more mindful
of people's feelings and stuff.
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77. And...
maybe I'll go talk to Mike.
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78. Tell him I'm sorry.
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79. Ohh!
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80. All right, bring it in.
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81. Listen, Mike, I was wrong
to say you're just a guy.
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82. - And?
- And I'll never do it again.
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83. And?
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84. And you're welcome to come
to the next battle with Eggman.
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85. Apology accepted.
Can we go now?
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86. We must wait
until Eggman launches an attack.
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87. - How about now?
- No, see...
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88. So... now? Let's go now.
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89. Just go to your happy place.
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90. Just go to your happy place.
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91. What's this, your happy place?
When's the battle? Now?
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92. What's this, your happier place?
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93. Cool. So can we go
to the battle now?
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94. What?
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95. Oops. One too many.
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96. Incoming attack
from Eggman.
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97. - OK. Now.
- Hold on a minute.
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98. Behold. My latest invention.
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99. - Agh!
- Ugh!
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100. Oh, boy. That's not good.
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101. How could you
take that fella to a battle?
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102. He's not like you, Sonic.
He's just a guy.
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103. Wait. I only took him to the battle
because you people...
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104. You people?
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105. Perhaps our enthusiasm yesterday
was a bit premature.
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106. As it turns out,
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107. some people still have a long
way to go in their training.
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108. But I'm sure that we'll all
learn to be compassionate
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109. after tomorrow's sensitivity
training camping trip!
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110. You know what I think
is compassionate?
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111. Saving the village from Eggman
every week.
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112. But do I get any props for that?
No.
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113. Everyone just goes around
gasping at me
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114. when I call a guy "a guy"
or people "people".
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115. I quit heroing
and I quit this stupid group!
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116. Sonic the Hedgehog? Retired?
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117. Yeah, and the rest
of his do-gooder friends
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118. are going on
some lovey-dovey camping trip.
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119. The town is ours
for the taking.
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120. Wait, didn't we try this
once before already?
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121. No, that was
when Eggman retired.
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122. This time Sonic's retiring.
Totally different thing.
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123. Sounds like an opportunity
to launch an offensive.
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124. Yeah,
and you should attack too.
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125. If I do that, Sonic will come
out of retirement and fight me.
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126. I'll need to bide my time.
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127. Wait for just the right moment.
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128. Ah, do nothing at all.
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129. It's that kind of evil scheme
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130. that keeps you feared
around the globe.
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131. But it's already
a juice container.
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132. Why dirty a glass?
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133. And tomatoes on the side,
please.
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134. Sonic, you have to do something
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135. about
the Lightning Bolt Society.
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136. Oh, whatever.
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137. I've eaten burritos
more dangerous than them.
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138. Sorry, guys. I'm retired.
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139. Well, well,
look what we have here. A fence.
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140. Trying to dictate
where we can and cannot go.
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141. Oh, yeah.
Anarchy, baby! Woo-hoo!
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142. So much for early retirement.
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143. My baby! Again.
Somebody save my baby! Again.
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144. Now, this feels
like the right moment.
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145. He'll never see me coming.
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146. - Sonic, look out! It's Eggman.
- Huh?
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147. Oh!
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148. - Argh!
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149. What the heck is that?
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150. Can't see anything!
What's going on?
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151. We were wrong about you, Sonic.
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152. You are better than us.
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153. Thank you
for saving the village.
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154. And my baby. Again.
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155. I knew
if we left you alone long enough
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156. you'd step up and save the day.
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157. I appreciate you taking partial
credit for my heroics, Amy,
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158. but someone actually
deserves my thanks... Mike.
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159. Without his help, I never would
have seen Eggman coming.
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160. You're more than just a guy,
Mike. You're a hero.
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161. Oh. Neat-o.
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162. Oh, man, we thought
we were the baddest in town
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163. but then Eggman showed up
with his claw doodad...
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164. I appreciate what you're trying
to do but you're not good at it.
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165. Yeah, you're not good at it.
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166. And I suppose
you people could do better?
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167. Let's see
those sensitivity hats, boys.
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168. Eclair Media
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