1. Grrr!
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2. This is gonna be sweet.
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3. - You guys are so immature.
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4. I love practical jokes.
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5. But wouldn't tricking him
into cleaning the bathroom
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6. be more practical?
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7. Oh, I love this show.
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8. Hey, who's that blue guy?
He looks just like Sonic.
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9. I'm spying on Sonic
with my fly-bot, bolthead.
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10. But he's not doing anything.
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11. Eventually he will and then
I'll learn something I can use.
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12. I just have to keep watching.
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13. And watching.
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14. And watching.
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15. I think the subject needs to be
asleep for this prank to work.
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16. You've learned something
from watching.
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17. Oh, man, I taste great!
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18. OK, he's up.
Who are we gonna prank next?
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19. Know what,
let's head to the canyon
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20. and hang out under
that giant boulder on the cliff.
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21. I don't know.
That boulder's ready to fall.
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22. If we're under it
we'll be crushed.
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23. Then my whipped cream filling
will shoot out like toothpaste.
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24. I'm in!
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25. I knew if I was patient
this would pay off.
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26. I love technology.
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27. Let's go push a boulder
onto that loathsome blue rat.
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28. We'll need a second.
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29. That's right,
stand there like fools.
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30. Because that's what fools do.
They stand.
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31. - You're standing.
- Quiet, fool.
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32. Once I push this boulder
over the cliff
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33. I'll be rid of Sonic
once and for all.
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34. Oh, for crying out loud.
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35. Don't just float there, help me.
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36. Grrr!
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37. Huh?
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38. Oh, you look so dumb!
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39. But... you're down there.
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40. We saw your fly-bot watching us,
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41. so we fed it
a little misinformation.
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42. Grrr!
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43. I jammed its signal
with a video loop
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44. of us
at the bottom of the canyon.
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45. I told you
technology couldn't be trusted.
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46. No, wait, I told them.
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47. But if you were spying on us
you probably heard me.
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48. Of course, if you heard me
by using technology,
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49. you couldn't trust
the information about technology.
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50. So there!
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51. Gah!
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52. Ooh!
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53. The crazy one's right.
Machines can't be trusted.
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54. That's it,
I'm unplugging everything.
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55. Including us?
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56. You don't count. You're like
one step above a paperweight.
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57. I'm worried about Eggman.
He didn't take that very well.
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58. - I'm sure he's fine. He just—
- Hyah!
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59. Whoa!
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60. Fascinating!
And what might this thing be?
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61. That's a bowl.
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62. Ah, yes, a bowl.
How does it work?
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63. You put things in it
and stir them... with a spoon.
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64. A spoon! Marvellous!
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65. Is that controlled
by a laser-guided spoonalyser,
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66. or perhaps
a hydraulic stirillator?
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67. You hold it in your hand.
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68. Wonderful!
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69. I'll take it. You see,
I've sworn off technology.
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70. Now, what do you have
in the way of a manual weapon
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71. to destroy blue hedgehogs?
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72. We don't get much call for that,
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73. what with Sonic
being beloved and all.
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74. But you can't go wrong
with a rolling pin or a frying pan.
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75. They're classics.
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76. I'll take 50 of each.
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77. Shall I have them delivered
to your lair?
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78. No, no, no, no, no.
I've abandoned my lair. Technology!
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79. I called this emergency meeting
of the Lightning Bolt Society
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80. to report that Dr Eggman
has deserted his lair.
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81. Shall we take it over?
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82. Better than
having meetings here.
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83. Look at this place!
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84. The answer to all our problems.
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85. An evil lair
full of... uh... doo-dads.
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86. And whatnots.
Dibs on the gewgaw.
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87. Oh, yeah. I could totally
wreak havoc like this.
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88. Sonic the Hedgehog!
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89. Prepare for a technology-free
battle for the ages.
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90. - Serious?
- Does this look serious to you?
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91. No.
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92. Perhaps a hand-knit mohair net
will change your mind.
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93. Yeah... nope.
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94. Perchance these exquisitely
crafted beeswax candle bombs...
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95. Is this a battle
or a craft fair?
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96. The two
aren't mutually exclusive.
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97. I'll get the hang of this.
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98. And when I do, you're not
gonna know what hit you. Hyah!
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99. Give me the controller.
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100. You lost the last level.
It's my turn.
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101. Argh!
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102. Whoa. What in the world
is going on with that thing?
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103. I got this.
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104. Ugh!
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105. Has Eggman gone back
to his old tricks?
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106. You'd think
someone would have invented
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107. an easier way to do this by now.
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108. Turn it up.
I can't hear anything.
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109. This looks
like the volume control.
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110. Huh?
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111. Stay here
and deal with Octopus-bot.
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112. I'll find out what's going on.
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113. I need more light
to churn this butter.
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114. I told you no technology.
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115. Hey, I'm ordering up
some pizzas. Who's in?
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116. - Are you OK?
- Never better.
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117. I can't imagine anywhere
I'd rather spend my vacation
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118. than crushed
underneath a giant boulder.
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119. Bee-bots? Oh, come on!
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120. - Hey!
- Sorry.
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121. Don't worry about me.
I'll just chew off my leg.
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122. That works because I haven't
had anything to eat in a while.
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123. Oh, that's it.
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124. Eggman! You've got to stop
this crazy plan of yours right now.
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125. If I don't plant
this sorghum now,
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126. there'll be no sorghum cakes
come winter.
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127. Are you telling me
you're not behind these attacks?
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128. I know not of what you speak.
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129. Allow me
to access Dr Eggman's computer.
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130. It appears that someone
has taken over the lair.
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131. - Accessing.
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132. It's
the Lightning Bolt Society.
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133. Those losers? No wonder
the attacks have been so random.
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134. Look! They let Cow-bot out.
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135. Egghead, you've got
to help me fight them.
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136. Here,
take my frying pan catapult.
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137. We're burning daylight! Hyah!
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138. I wonder what these do.
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139. Hyah! Uh, hello?
I said, "Hyah!"
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140. Orbot? Cubot? Wake up!
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141. You've got to wake up.
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142. I... I'm all alone.
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143. You Lightning Dolts
have left me no choice.
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144. Time to get my tech on.
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145. Seriously?
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146. I can't tell what they're shooting at.
This is ridiculous.
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147. Eggman,
how do we get into the lair?
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148. Under here is a tunnel
that leads to the back door.
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149. We'll take them by surprise.
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150. He doesn't know we're watching.
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151. Someone's not as smart
as we are.
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152. - Who's that?
- Tell us later.
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153. To the back door!
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154. When they come in, someone's
gonna be very surprised.
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155. - Yeah. You.
- Agh!
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156. We knew you were watching
so we gave you false information.
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157. It's a strategy I came up with
myself. Without help.
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158. Oh, boy.
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159. Not so fast!
We've got the weapons.
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160. Well, it was fun taking over
your lair, but we've got to run.
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161. It'll take weeks to get all my
defence systems reprogrammed.
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162. No attacking till then, got it?
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163. Yeah, sure.
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164. Welcome back.
I'm glad you're OK.
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165. - You are?
- Yes.
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166. This place isn't going
to clean itself. Get to work!
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167. Before you go, can I
interest you in some butter?
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168. Yeah... Sorry, Egghead.
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169. I'm gonna need a lot of toast.
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170. Eclair Media
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