1.  Grrr!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
2.  Telegram for Amy Rose.
You won the Most Selfless Award.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
3.  Mine!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
4.  Amy, what is it?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
5.  I submitted myself
for this year's Most Selfless AwardCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
6.  and I just found out that I won.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
7.  You submitted yourself?
Can you do that?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
8.  In this life, you got
to look out for number one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
9.  I deserve this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
10.  While you're gone you're
gonna need a house-sitter, huh?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
11.  Last time I left you two here,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
12.  I came back to find a family
of skunks in the crawl space.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
13.  You should be flattered.
Skunks are very picky.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
14.  Come on, Amy, let us stay here.
I need a change of scenery.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
15.  It gets boring
watching a majestic sunsetCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
16.  over a sea of blue outside
my beach-front paradise every day.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
17.  And I want to watch cable.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
18.  Please, please, please.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
19.  - Can we stay?
- Be a guy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
20.  Oh, fine! But only
because I am extremely selfless.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
21.  If you two do anything foolish,
you will face my wrath.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
22.  Ta-ta!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
23.  Yeah!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
24.  - Want to do something foolish?
- You even have to ask?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
25.  - Stuck it.
- Thinking what I'm thinking?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
26.  Nacho break!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
27.  It's OK, it's just a small stain.
We can fix this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
28.  I heard seltzer
can get out stains.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
29.  No seltzer.
But there's grape soda.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
30.  It has bubbles
so it should work.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
31.  Oh, you soaked it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
32.  We'd better take it outside
to dry in the sun.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
33.  - Whoa! You're ripping it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
34.  You're ripping it!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
35.  Amy's gonna kill us.
What do we do?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
36.  Do you and your bro
have what it takesCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
37.  to throw down
on "Bro-down Showdown",Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
38.  where bros compete to show
how well they know their bro?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
39.  "Bro-down Showdown" is taping
at the Village Centre this weekend.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
40.  How's that gonna help us?
Stupid TV.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
41.  Your chance to win
a brand-new couch.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
42.  - Still don't get it.
- You heard right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
43.  A brand-new couch.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
44.  Nope. Nothing.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
45.  Do I need to express aloud
that spying on SonicCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
46.  has given me
a plan to destroy him,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
47.  or is that obvious?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
48.  Is what obvious?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
49.  I can't believe how many people
came to this audition.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
50.  Out of the way! Move it or lose it!
Total bros coming through.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
51.  Eggman, what are you doing here?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
52.  Oh, nothing, just
auditioning with my bro-bot.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
53.  Ain't that right, Orby?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
54.  Yes, sir,
it would seem I'm your... bro.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
55.  All right, who's next?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
56.  Too old. Too ugly. Too out
of touch with the common man.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
57.  Uh... next!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
58.  Hey, you barely looked at us.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
59.  Sorry, kid. I'm just not
getting enough of a bro vibe.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
60.  Ha-ha! Stinks to be you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
61.  Can it, Egghead!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
62.  Think he'll prefer your unruly
moustache and your lame-bot?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
63.  I'll show you unruly,
you spiny-haired rodent!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
64.  I'll have none of that bickering
at my audition.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
65.  Save it for the show.
You two are bros now.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
66.  Huh? No, no, we're not bros,
we're enemies.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
67.  That hedgehog is no bro of mine.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
68.  Then again, I'm not complaining
if it gets us on the show.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
69.  Come on, Sonic, play ball.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
70.  I guess you're right.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
71.  Sorry. If we want to win that
couch for Amy, I got to do this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
72.  But I thought this was gonna be
a Sonic and Knuckles episode.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
73.  Life's full of disappointments,
Knurples.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
74.  I always wanted
to be a traffic cop.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
75.  Move along,
you're in the fire lane.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
76.  Look, Sonic.
I got a new partner. Jealous much?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
77.  Great idea. We have double
the chances of winning that couch.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
78.  Way to take the wind
out of my sails.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
79.  Live from Village Centre,
it's "Bro-down Showdown".Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
80.  Today's bros...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
81.  Sonic the Hedgehog
and Dr Eggman,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
82.  Knuckles the Echidna
and Mike the Ox,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
83.  a pair of stunt bearsCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
84.  and Dave the Intern
and Lady Walrus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
85.  Seriously, Dave, she's your bro?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
86.  We don't like to put labels
on our bro-lationship.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
87.  Thank you.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
88.  Welcome to "Bro-down Showdown",
where bros go toe-to-toeCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
89.  in hopes of winning
a narratively convenient prize.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
90.  Ooh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
91.  So let's get started.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
92.  Dr Eggman,
what is Sonic's favourite movie?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
93.  No way he'll know this.
It's "Croctopotamus".Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
94.  Hmm... I believe one time,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
95.  while he was pummelling me
with my robot drone's severed arm,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
96.  he mumbled something
about "Space Pigeons".Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
97.  So I'm gonna go
with "Space Pigeons II".Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
98.  Everyone knows
it's the best of the trilogy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
99.  Correct! "Space Pigeons II".Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
100.  Sonic and Eggman
off to an early lead.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
101.  Now Dave and Lady Walrus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
102.  I can't believe you knew that.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
103.  Hey, you got to know your enemy.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
104.  Especially when he's your bro.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
105.  Ow!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
106.  That's right for ten points.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
107.  Now, Stunt Bear 2, how did
Stunt Bear 1 say you first met?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
108.  Ooh. That's a disqualification.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
109.  The bro-code clearly dictatesCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
110.  there must be no fighting
between bros.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
111.  Now, Knuckles, we asked Mike
the following question.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
112.  A bro would never do what
to another bro?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
113.  Hmm...
I'm gonna have to go with...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
114.  ditch him to appear on a game
show with his arch nemesis.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
115.  I said a bro would never eat
the last cheese ball without asking.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
116.  But your answer was good too.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
117.  Sonic, if your bro were a food,
what kind of food would he be?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
118.  Uh... I don't know... An egg?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
119.  Oh, I said herb-crusted tilapia,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
120.  but then I changed my answer
to egg.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
121.  Knuckles, we asked Mike
what colour you are.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
122.  Ah, that's easy. I'm red.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
123.  Aww. I said green.
I'm colour-blind.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
124.  Ohh. Was that the green light?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
125.  No. Lady Walrus, what is
Dave the Intern's occupation?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
126.  He works
in the fast food industry.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
127.  I said evil villain
bent on destroying the world.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
128.  Judges?
We can accept that answer!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
129.  Sonic, if you went out of town,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
130.  what's the first thing
your bro said he would doCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
131.  while you were gone?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
132.  Oh, I know this one!
It's got to be destroy the village.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
133.  He's right!
I said I'd destroy the village.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
134.  I'd reduce you all
to a smouldering pile of ash.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
135.  Well, that ends round one.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
136.  Knuckles and Mike,
you have the lowest score.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
137.  Audience,
what happens to them now?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
138.  You're bro-liminated!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
139.  We're down
to the final two teams.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
140.  Which one will go home
with that snazzy new couch?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
141.  An Eggman robot. Let's turn
this bag of bolts into a scrap heap.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
142.  Hang on, did you say
that's an Eggman robot? Judges?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
143.  If you fight that robot,
you're fighting with your bro.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
144.  You got to be kidding.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
145.  I knew my plan would work.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
146.  If you fight my robot
we'll be disqualifiedCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
147.  and you'll never win that couch
for your whiny girlfriend.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
148.  She's not my girlfriend!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
149.  Or you could just stand backCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
150.  and watch the town
get blown to smithereens.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
151.  Either way, you lose.
On live TV.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
152.  Don't worry, "bro", I got this.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
153.  Maybe combat will fillCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
154.  the Sonic-shaped void
you left in my heart.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
155.  Aww!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
156.  The producers are telling meCopy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
157.  I don't get paid
if we don't finish the show,Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
158.  so let's move on to round two.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
159.  Sonic, what does Dr Eggman
have in his pockets right now?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
160.  Phew!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
161.  Oh, his pockets... Right...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
162.  I don't know... a hippopotamus
riding on a skateboard?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
163.  Lady Walrus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
164.  Now, Dr Eggman,
fill in the blanks.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
165.  Whenever Sonic does blank,
I blank myself.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
166.  Hmm...Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
167.  Huh? Aargh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
168.  - Ugh!
- Knuckles?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
169.  Dr Eggman, we need your answer.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
170.  Hmm... Got to think
about this one for a minute, CC.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
171.  Uggh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
172.  So those cushions are polyfoam,
right?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
173.  Oh, to heck with it.
I'm coming, bro!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
174.  You ready
to do something stupid, bro?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
175.  Do you even have to ask?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
176.  Aaargh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
177.  Well, that's a disqualification.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
178.  Today's winners are
Dave the Intern and Lady Walrus.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
179.  Ohh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
180.  So, what are we gonna do
about Amy's couch?Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
181.  Amy! No!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
182.  Oh, man, Amy!
Eggman totally destroyed your couch.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
183.  Yeah, and after
we didn't spill nachos on it.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
184.  Oh, that's a shame.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
185.  Yeah, real shame.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
186.  Come on, Knuckles,
let's get out of here.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
187.  Ohh!Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
188.  I hope someone's
been feeding my cat.Copy !req 
			
		
	
		
			
189.  Eclair MediaCopy !req