1. Grrr!
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2. Telegram for Amy Rose.
You won the Most Selfless Award.
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3. Mine!
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4. Amy, what is it?
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5. I submitted myself
for this year's Most Selfless Award
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6. and I just found out that I won.
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7. You submitted yourself?
Can you do that?
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8. In this life, you got
to look out for number one.
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9. I deserve this.
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10. While you're gone you're
gonna need a house-sitter, huh?
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11. Last time I left you two here,
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12. I came back to find a family
of skunks in the crawl space.
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13. You should be flattered.
Skunks are very picky.
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14. Come on, Amy, let us stay here.
I need a change of scenery.
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15. It gets boring
watching a majestic sunset
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16. over a sea of blue outside
my beach-front paradise every day.
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17. And I want to watch cable.
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18. Please, please, please.
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19. - Can we stay?
- Be a guy.
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20. Oh, fine! But only
because I am extremely selfless.
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21. If you two do anything foolish,
you will face my wrath.
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22. Ta-ta!
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23. Yeah!
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24. - Want to do something foolish?
- You even have to ask?
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25. - Stuck it.
- Thinking what I'm thinking?
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26. Nacho break!
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27. It's OK, it's just a small stain.
We can fix this.
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28. I heard seltzer
can get out stains.
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29. No seltzer.
But there's grape soda.
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30. It has bubbles
so it should work.
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31. Oh, you soaked it.
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32. We'd better take it outside
to dry in the sun.
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33. - Whoa! You're ripping it.
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34. You're ripping it!
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35. Amy's gonna kill us.
What do we do?
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36. Do you and your bro
have what it takes
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37. to throw down
on "Bro-down Showdown",
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38. where bros compete to show
how well they know their bro?
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39. "Bro-down Showdown" is taping
at the Village Centre this weekend.
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40. How's that gonna help us?
Stupid TV.
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41. Your chance to win
a brand-new couch.
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42. - Still don't get it.
- You heard right.
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43. A brand-new couch.
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44. Nope. Nothing.
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45. Do I need to express aloud
that spying on Sonic
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46. has given me
a plan to destroy him,
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47. or is that obvious?
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48. Is what obvious?
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49. I can't believe how many people
came to this audition.
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50. Out of the way! Move it or lose it!
Total bros coming through.
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51. Eggman, what are you doing here?
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52. Oh, nothing, just
auditioning with my bro-bot.
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53. Ain't that right, Orby?
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54. Yes, sir,
it would seem I'm your... bro.
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55. All right, who's next?
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56. Too old. Too ugly. Too out
of touch with the common man.
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57. Uh... next!
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58. Hey, you barely looked at us.
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59. Sorry, kid. I'm just not
getting enough of a bro vibe.
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60. Ha-ha! Stinks to be you.
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61. Can it, Egghead!
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62. Think he'll prefer your unruly
moustache and your lame-bot?
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63. I'll show you unruly,
you spiny-haired rodent!
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64. I'll have none of that bickering
at my audition.
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65. Save it for the show.
You two are bros now.
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66. Huh? No, no, we're not bros,
we're enemies.
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67. That hedgehog is no bro of mine.
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68. Then again, I'm not complaining
if it gets us on the show.
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69. Come on, Sonic, play ball.
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70. I guess you're right.
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71. Sorry. If we want to win that
couch for Amy, I got to do this.
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72. But I thought this was gonna be
a Sonic and Knuckles episode.
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73. Life's full of disappointments,
Knurples.
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74. I always wanted
to be a traffic cop.
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75. Move along,
you're in the fire lane.
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76. Look, Sonic.
I got a new partner. Jealous much?
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77. Great idea. We have double
the chances of winning that couch.
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78. Way to take the wind
out of my sails.
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79. Live from Village Centre,
it's "Bro-down Showdown".
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80. Today's bros...
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81. Sonic the Hedgehog
and Dr Eggman,
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82. Knuckles the Echidna
and Mike the Ox,
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83. a pair of stunt bears
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84. and Dave the Intern
and Lady Walrus.
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85. Seriously, Dave, she's your bro?
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86. We don't like to put labels
on our bro-lationship.
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87. Thank you.
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88. Welcome to "Bro-down Showdown",
where bros go toe-to-toe
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89. in hopes of winning
a narratively convenient prize.
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90. Ooh!
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91. So let's get started.
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92. Dr Eggman,
what is Sonic's favourite movie?
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93. No way he'll know this.
It's "Croctopotamus".
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94. Hmm... I believe one time,
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95. while he was pummelling me
with my robot drone's severed arm,
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96. he mumbled something
about "Space Pigeons".
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97. So I'm gonna go
with "Space Pigeons II".
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98. Everyone knows
it's the best of the trilogy.
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99. Correct! "Space Pigeons II".
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100. Sonic and Eggman
off to an early lead.
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101. Now Dave and Lady Walrus.
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102. I can't believe you knew that.
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103. Hey, you got to know your enemy.
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104. Especially when he's your bro.
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105. Ow!
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106. That's right for ten points.
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107. Now, Stunt Bear 2, how did
Stunt Bear 1 say you first met?
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108. Ooh. That's a disqualification.
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109. The bro-code clearly dictates
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110. there must be no fighting
between bros.
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111. Now, Knuckles, we asked Mike
the following question.
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112. A bro would never do what
to another bro?
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113. Hmm...
I'm gonna have to go with...
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114. ditch him to appear on a game
show with his arch nemesis.
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115. I said a bro would never eat
the last cheese ball without asking.
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116. But your answer was good too.
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117. Sonic, if your bro were a food,
what kind of food would he be?
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118. Uh... I don't know... An egg?
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119. Oh, I said herb-crusted tilapia,
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120. but then I changed my answer
to egg.
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121. Knuckles, we asked Mike
what colour you are.
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122. Ah, that's easy. I'm red.
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123. Aww. I said green.
I'm colour-blind.
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124. Ohh. Was that the green light?
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125. No. Lady Walrus, what is
Dave the Intern's occupation?
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126. He works
in the fast food industry.
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127. I said evil villain
bent on destroying the world.
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128. Judges?
We can accept that answer!
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129. Sonic, if you went out of town,
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130. what's the first thing
your bro said he would do
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131. while you were gone?
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132. Oh, I know this one!
It's got to be destroy the village.
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133. He's right!
I said I'd destroy the village.
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134. I'd reduce you all
to a smouldering pile of ash.
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135. Well, that ends round one.
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136. Knuckles and Mike,
you have the lowest score.
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137. Audience,
what happens to them now?
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138. You're bro-liminated!
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139. We're down
to the final two teams.
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140. Which one will go home
with that snazzy new couch?
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141. An Eggman robot. Let's turn
this bag of bolts into a scrap heap.
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142. Hang on, did you say
that's an Eggman robot? Judges?
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143. If you fight that robot,
you're fighting with your bro.
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144. You got to be kidding.
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145. I knew my plan would work.
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146. If you fight my robot
we'll be disqualified
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147. and you'll never win that couch
for your whiny girlfriend.
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148. She's not my girlfriend!
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149. Or you could just stand back
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150. and watch the town
get blown to smithereens.
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151. Either way, you lose.
On live TV.
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152. Don't worry, "bro", I got this.
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153. Maybe combat will fill
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154. the Sonic-shaped void
you left in my heart.
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155. Aww!
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156. The producers are telling me
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157. I don't get paid
if we don't finish the show,
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158. so let's move on to round two.
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159. Sonic, what does Dr Eggman
have in his pockets right now?
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160. Phew!
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161. Oh, his pockets... Right...
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162. I don't know... a hippopotamus
riding on a skateboard?
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163. Lady Walrus.
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164. Now, Dr Eggman,
fill in the blanks.
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165. Whenever Sonic does blank,
I blank myself.
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166. Hmm...
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167. Huh? Aargh!
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168. - Ugh!
- Knuckles?
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169. Dr Eggman, we need your answer.
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170. Hmm... Got to think
about this one for a minute, CC.
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171. Uggh!
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172. So those cushions are polyfoam,
right?
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173. Oh, to heck with it.
I'm coming, bro!
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174. You ready
to do something stupid, bro?
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175. Do you even have to ask?
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176. Aaargh!
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177. Well, that's a disqualification.
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178. Today's winners are
Dave the Intern and Lady Walrus.
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179. Ohh!
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180. So, what are we gonna do
about Amy's couch?
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181. Amy! No!
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182. Oh, man, Amy!
Eggman totally destroyed your couch.
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183. Yeah, and after
we didn't spill nachos on it.
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184. Oh, that's a shame.
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185. Yeah, real shame.
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186. Come on, Knuckles,
let's get out of here.
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187. Ohh!
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188. I hope someone's
been feeding my cat.
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189. Eclair Media
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