1. Grrr!
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2. One Meh Cheese Regal,
hold the Ordinary Onions.
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3. So-so Sauce on the side.
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4. Here.
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5. This is
a Something's Fishy Sandwich.
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6. - So?
- It's not what I ordered.
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7. And the head is still on it.
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8. And it's still alive.
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9. Fine.
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10. - Here.
- Ugh!
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11. You want it to go?
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12. Me! I'm open!
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13. Sonic, pass it to here!
Coming to you, Sonic!
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14. Ugh!
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15. Uh... goal!
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16. Hey, your Meh Burger
looks weird.
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17. It's not a stupid Meh Burger.
I made this myself.
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18. Ah, so it's a Me Burger.
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19. An Amy Burger.
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20. See, I took the original name
and did a clever twist on it.
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21. - Yeah, clever.
- I thought it was clever.
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22. Don't patronise me.
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23. Speaking of patronising, let's
go be customers at Meh Burger.
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24. Meh Burger is horrible.
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25. The people of this
unnamed village deserve better.
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26. I'm gonna open a restaurant
with good service,
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27. a pleasant,
inviting atmosphere...
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28. - And a moat? And laser turrets?
- Probably not.
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29. You know nothing
about running a restaurant.
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30. If I let knowing nothing
stop me from doing something,
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31. I'd never do everything.
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32. I'm really gonna do it.
I'm opening a restaurant.
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33. Are you guys with me?
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34. - Yeah.
- What are we doing?
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35. Don't blame me
when it's overrun by invaders.
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36. Present spatulas!
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37. Good. Very nice.
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38. Sticks, that's not a spatula.
Lose it.
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39. Knuckles,
your hat is on backwards.
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40. Where did everyone go?
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41. I'm about to teach
Dave the Intern
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42. a lesson he'll never forget.
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43. Every teacher I ever had said
that, and they were all wrong.
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44. I forgot every lesson.
And how to feed myself.
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45. Oh, false alarm. I do remember.
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46. Welcome to Chez Amy,
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47. where our motto is "At least
we know what you ordered".
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48. Agh!
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49. You win this round,
but just you wait!
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50. See? People want good service.
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51. Dave the Intern
can't compete with that.
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52. Ahoy!
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53. The new Meh Burger Drive-Through
Express is now open.
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54. That voice from the sky
is right.
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55. Why are we wasting our time here
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56. when we could be using
a drive-through?
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57. - Because none of you have cars.
Oh...
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58. Don't worry, Amy. It's just
a stupid gimmick. It'll pass.
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59. Yes, it will. Especially when
I have my own stupid gimmick.
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60. I'm excited to announce that,
starting today,
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61. every customer will receive...
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62. uh... a Chez Amy...
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63. magic fun lump.
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64. Magic fun lumps?
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65. I'm going to collect all four.
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66. Agh!
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67. Day two
of the battle of the buns,
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68. and already Meh Burger
finds itself in a real "pickle".
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69. Can it "ketchup"?
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70. Will Chez Amy
"meat" the challenge?
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71. "Lettuce" wait and see.
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72. Hello, Pulitzer.
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73. How are you folks doing?
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74. Magic fun lump for the kids?
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75. They're fun to throw!
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76. Ugh!
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77. Guys! Chez Amy
is all about service.
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78. Friendly, smiling,
happy service.
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79. Now get your lazy butts in gear!
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80. Knuckles,
quit eating the Amy Sauce!
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81. You haven't won yet.
I shall have my revenge!
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82. Mm, that Meh Burger
was delicious.
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83. - Burger me.
- Make mine pre-chewed.
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84. Shoot it in my mouth.
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85. I've designed a food delivery
system that bypasses the mouth
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86. and inserts the food directly
into the customers' stomachs.
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87. Ugh! Amy, you've totally lost
sight of why you're doing this.
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88. I'm doing this
to destroy Dave the Intern
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89. and his unerring instinct
for what the public wants.
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90. I don't care what they want.
I know what they need.
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91. Good service
with a warm, friendly smile.
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92. Now tell them to get in here!
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93. This is nuts.
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94. I'd like a Meh Burger.
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95. Here.
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96. That's disgusting!
Give me a new one.
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97. Sorry, I'm on break.
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98. Grrr!
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99. Eggman? What do you want?
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100. Revenge.
Domination. Destruction.
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101. But first,
a sandwich of some sort.
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102. Why don't you just go to stupid
Meh Burger like everyone else?
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103. I did.
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104. But that jackanapes
behind the counter
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105. was too "busy" to serve me.
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106. And my blood sugar was too low
to hatch a plan to destroy him.
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107. Ooh! Now, that's good.
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108. And the service was so fast.
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109. Giving me your plate
was a tad unhygienic,
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110. but still, I'm impressed.
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111. - Huh... Anyone else hungry?
- No, I'm full.
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112. Let's go to Amy's restaurant
for lunch.
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113. Huh?
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114. Let's have lunch at Chez Amy.
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115. We'll never get past the moat.
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116. And if we do, she'll
make us work and yell at us.
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117. OK, we won't go.
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118. I think going to Amy's
restaurant is a great idea.
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119. Don't patronise me.
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120. That was delicious.
Why isn't this place packed?
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121. Clearly I don't know
how to bring in the customers.
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122. Well, I do.
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123. Make me your partner
and I'll fill the place.
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124. And together we'll bring
Meh Burger to its knees.
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125. Even though it's a building.
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126. I don't know how you did it,
but you turned things around.
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127. It was simple. I blew up
Meh Burger last night.
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128. You what?
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129. Look, I'm a villain. I have a limited playbook.
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130. That's coming
out of your pay cheque.
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131. Ooh, look! It's that fellow
from Meh Burger.
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132. He seems sad.
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133. Now's your chance
to rub salt in his wounds.
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134. Go! Go and taunt
your vanquished foe.
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135. Grind your heel into the carcass
of your defeated enemy.
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136. Humiliate him and brush away
the fragments of his confidence.
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137. I felt bad for him,
so I gave him a job.
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138. OK, you've got a lot to learn
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139. about foe-vanquishing
and salt-wound-rubbing.
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140. Here at Chez Amy
we offer service with a smile.
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141. A what now?
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142. That thing you do
with your mouth
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143. where it turns up at the ends?
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144. Remember,
the customer always comes first,
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145. so make sure you give them
exactly what they want.
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146. Can I go on break now?
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147. First get me an Amy Royale.
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148. - I'm on my break.
- Grrr!
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149. - Can I get...
- We're out.
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150. Grrr!
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151. The soup is cold
and the salad is hot.
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152. How is that even possible?
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153. Do you have to do that here?
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154. OK, I'll move.
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155. You can't.
Don't you see the cones?
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156. Uh... Fine, I'll stay.
Get me a sandwich.
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157. Ow!
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158. - Someone help me up.
I'm on my break!
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159. - Grrr!
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160. That's it!
Prepare to be eliminated.
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161. - What's going on?
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162. The annihilation of that upstart
by my army of robots.
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163. But this is
half your restaurant.
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164. Like I said, I don't have
a lot of plays in the playbook.
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165. If it makes you feel better,
I'll just destroy your half.
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166. Sonic, I need some help
at the restaurant.
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167. Amy, we don't want
to work for you.
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168. Eggman's robots
are attacking...
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169. I'm happy to help with that.
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170. Ha-ha!
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171. Wah! Wah!
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172. So do I still get my break?
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173. From now on
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174. I'm leaving the food service
to the professionals
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175. and doing the kicking butt
with my friends.
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176. As a thank you
for rebuilding Meh Burger,
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177. this is on the house.
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178. Eclair Media
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