1. Grrr!
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2. Meteors are shooting stars.
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3. We shouldn't be running.
We should be making wishes!
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4. - I wish for a pony.
- I wish you'd take cover!
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5. Ah!
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6. How come your wish came true?
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7. Should I use
my meteor defence system?
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8. You have
a meteor defence system?
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9. I have them
for all sorts of junk.
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10. Wildfires, people trying
to read my thoughts.
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11. Start with the meteor one.
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12. "People trying to read
my thoughts" is the same,
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13. but with tinfoil trim.
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14. - Someone left this at my house.
- Yeah. The mailman.
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15. - It's a letter.
A letter, huh?
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16. I don't know.
Paper folded over itself.
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17. What's it hiding?
What's it hiding?
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18. Sticks, you've been nominated
for an Awardy Award.
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19. They need a better name
for that thing.
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20. Ooh, let me see!
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21. - Oh, wait, I can't read.
- Give me that.
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22. "In honour of saving
our village,
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23. the mayor cordially
invites you to the Awardies."
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24. "Conveniently, you may also
bring your four closest pals."
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25. Sorry, Comedy Chimp.
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26. Now, where was I?
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27. "The Awardies will be
at the mayor's mansion."
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28. "You'll dine on elegant food
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29. and mingle with elegant guests."
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30. "After which the Awardy Award
will be awarded to the winner,"
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31. - which could be you!
- I can't make it.
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32. - What? Why not?
- Well, you know...
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33. I'm slammed this week. See?
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34. Tomorrow and Wednesday,
rummage through garbage.
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35. Thursday, get tetanus shot.
Rummage through garbage.
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36. - I'm booked solid!
- It's the honour of a lifetime.
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37. Yeah, you might even win
a shiny trophy.
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38. You love shiny things.
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39. I do love shiny things.
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40. But... no, no. Uh-uh.
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41. Sticks, are you afraid to go?
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42. Afraid? No. Of course not.
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43. No way. Uh-uh. Nope.
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44. - A little.
- There's nothing to fear.
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45. Look at me. I'm a feral badger.
I'll embarrass myself.
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46. - Who cares what people think?
- Yeah.
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47. Everyone at these parties
is a windbag anyway.
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48. What a robust moustache
you have, Colonel Grumpkin.
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49. Why thank you,
Madam Stinkbottom.
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50. Don't worry. You'll be fine.
I'll teach you to be a lady.
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51. A lady? That's the thing
that holds garbage, right?
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52. No. A lady is a polite,
sophisticated member of society.
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53. And you can be that. Lesson one,
don't discuss garbage.
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54. - I'm out.
- Come on! You can do this!
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55. Hmm. OK, I'll try.
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56. Great! A proper lady
requires an escort for the gala.
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57. Why do I even bother
with you guys?
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58. No.
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59. Please? I don't wanna embarrass
myself in front of fancy folk!
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60. Ugh, fine.
But I'm not wearing pants.
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61. Thank you. Thank you!
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62. If you want to be a lady,
you'll have to train hard.
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63. - You up for it?
- Yes!
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64. I only have one question.
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65. Can I take this snail with me?
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66. When meeting someone new,
start with a compliment.
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67. Try saying something nice
about their perfume.
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68. You don't stink.
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69. And go!
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70. This is my male consort.
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71. If you don't like him,
I'll knock you out.
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72. No, Sticks. Ladies don't fight.
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73. When in doubt, pinkies out.
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74. One, two, step. One, two, turn.
One, two, step.
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75. One, two, dip.
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76. Why is the music controlling us?
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77. I'm not your puppet,
music master.
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78. I'm not your puppet!
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79. Yeah, I think she's ready.
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80. It's my pleasure to introduce
the Lady Sticks and her escort,
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81. Sir Sonic of Hedgehog.
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82. Go ahead. You can do it.
Start with a compliment.
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83. What an elegant scent.
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84. Oh!
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85. Finally, some chow!
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86. Asparagus crostini?
Hempseed quiche?
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87. Goat cheese
with red radicchio spread?
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88. The hoity-toity stiffs
love these tiny nibbles.
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89. Uh-oh. Gotta go.
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90. Ugh! More like goat cheese
in a red crud-icchio spread.
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91. Dear chap, what a marvellously
comical witticism.
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92. Uh... red crud-icchio spread?
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93. Sir, you have the audacity
to say what we're all thinking.
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94. - You simply must join us.
- Me?
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95. OK!
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96. Red crud-icchio spread.
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97. You seem prepared for winter.
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98. - That's some healthy blubber!
- Well, I never!
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99. - Sticks!
- What? It was a compliment.
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100. It's not like I said
she wasn't prepared for winter.
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101. Welcome to the Awardy Awards,
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102. where we award an Awardy Award
for Award-winning service.
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103. Tonight, one of you nominees
will be awarded
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104. your very own Awardy Award.
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105. That's it,
I'm firing my speechwriter.
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106. Check out that ridiculous hat.
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107. That, sir, is the official hat
of the Jackalope Lodge,
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108. of which I am president.
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109. But upon closer inspection,
it does look asinine.
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110. - What is this?
- It's your pre-salad,
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111. post-soup, mid-appetizer,
post-post cocktail
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112. tertiary thimble fork.
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113. Excuse me. Pardon me, pardon me.
Evil genius coming through.
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114. Move it, shell-boy.
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115. - Eggman? How did you...
- Get nominated?
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116. Let's just say I had
a loyal base of... supporters.
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117. Finally, a use
for my ballot-stuffing robot!
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118. You look familiar.
Do I know you?
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119. Start with a compliment!
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120. You have healthy hindquarters!
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121. Why, thank you! I just started
taking spin classes.
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122. See that, Shelly? That's how
a lady slurps soup from a bowl.
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123. Ladies and gentlemen,
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124. we're ready to announce
this year's winner.
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125. And the Awardy goes to...
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126. Leroy the Turtle!
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127. Yes! Yahoo!
Score one for Leroy!
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128. Leroy the Turtle?
That award was mine!
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129. Something smells fishy here.
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130. I have irritable bowl syndrome.
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131. If you won't give me the award,
I'll take it!
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132. With my ballot-stuffing robot!
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133. Stuffer Bot,
stuff their ballots!
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134. This is not quite as menacing
as I'd hoped. Minions, attack!
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135. Sticks, get him!
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136. A lady doesn't fight.
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137. That's how I know you!
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138. Sticks, we could really
use some help!
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139. No! Must... remain... ladylike!
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140. That's it.
I'm sick of being proper.
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141. Time to get primal!
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142. Yah!
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143. Give us a pound, dear chap.
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144. Eat garbage!
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145. I'll be back. And next time
I'll bring more ballots.
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146. More ballots!
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147. Leroy, you may have
won the Awardy,
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148. but I think we can
all agree that, today,
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149. I was the real hero.
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150. Yes. But I won the award.
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151. Gimme the shiny!
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152. Stay cool
and keep rocking that bow tie.
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153. Thanks for saving our skins,
Sticks.
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154. I guess it isn't always proper
to be proper.
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155. Just following
the old instincts!
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156. Can you teach me how to do that?
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157. - Sure!
- Argh!
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158. Eclair Media
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