1. Grrr!
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2. OK, here we are. Two double
Meh Burgers with extra pickles.
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3. Boy, I love Meh Burger.
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4. Something about their mediocre
food makes my stomach rumble.
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5. So that conveniently timed event
wasn't you?
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6. Well, it wasn't only me.
We'd better find out what caused it.
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7. - Want to throw me at its face?
- More than anything.
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8. Cut!
- Huh?
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9. Grrr!
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10. Gah!
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11. Ugh!
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12. I'm used to you ruining
my plans, schemes, weapons,
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13. fortresses, confidence
and robots,
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14. but now you've gone too far.
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15. What, Egghead?
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16. That robot wasn't supposed
to be destroyed in this scene.
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17. Now I'm gonna have to rewrite
the entire second act.
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18. Orbot! Script!
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19. - Are you making a movie?
- Not a movie, the movie.
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20. And there may be a way
to save the shot you ruined.
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21. Would you like to play
Sonic the Hedgehog in my film?
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22. - No way.
- He's an irritating character
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23. who constantly annoys me.
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24. It's the role
you were born to play.
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25. Come on, Egghead.
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26. This movie thing is a ruse
to distract us from some evil plan.
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27. No, it's a film.
Something totally new.
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28. Not a drama, not a documentary,
but somewhere in between.
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29. Sort of like brunch.
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30. Yeah, with rotten eggs
on the menu.
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31. Sorry, not interested.
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32. You know, you could
encourage me once in a while.
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33. Do you have any idea
what's going on outside?
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34. Judging by your outrage,
I'd guess someone's having fun.
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35. Eggman is making a movie.
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36. I know, he wanted me
to be in it. I turned him down.
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37. He found someone else
to play you.
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38. Duh... maybe if I knock down
enough robots,
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39. then chilli dogs will fly out.
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40. Cut!
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41. Good. But remember,
you're Sonic the Hedgehog.
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42. So make it louder and stupider.
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43. Let's go again
in three, two, one.
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44. Duh! Duh!
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45. Duhh...
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46. What's this? Sonic the Hedgehog
causing trouble yet again?
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47. I'll make quick work
of that menace.
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48. - Cut!
- Hey! Only I say cut.
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49. This film is a joke.
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50. You cast Dave the Intern as me?
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51. You turned down the part.
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52. I knew you'd get it wrong.
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53. Tell you what,
if you agree to play you,
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54. I'll let you have creative input
on your character.
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55. My client will do it.
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56. You'll need someone to look out
for your best interests.
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57. - I'll be your manager.
- Huh.
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58. OK, I'm in.
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59. Excellent. Dave, you're demoted.
Back to catering.
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60. I never stopped
doing the catering.
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61. Oh, no! My enchiladas!
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62. Ohh! Ohh!
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63. Lunch is gonna be late.
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64. In this scene
the giant robot chases you.
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65. You run up that wall,
jump off the top
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67. where you turn into a pointy ball
and blow up my machine.
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68. - Mm... that sounds dangerous.
Yeah. So?
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69. My client will definitely not
be doing any stunts.
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70. But he has to destroy
the robot.
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71. I want this
to have universal appeal.
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72. And one thing
everyone can relate to
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73. is having their robots destroyed
by a meddlesome hedgehog.
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74. Then hire a stunt man.
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75. If you need me to do my stunts,
I also have a Knuckles costume.
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76. Action!
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77. Stunt man in!
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78. And... action!
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79. Cut! Great scene, Sonic.
I like the new ending.
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80. Let's set up for the next shot,
people.
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81. Cut! Stunt man!
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82. Action!
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83. Stunt man!
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84. Action!
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85. Ow! Hot.
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86. Oww! Hot, hot, hot!
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87. Don't ad-lib!
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88. This footage is absolutely spectacular.
Isn't it, Yesbots?
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89. - Oh, yes.
- You've done it again.
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90. Mmm.
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91. Yo, Egghead. I've been reading
the rest of the script...
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92. - And?
- It's confusing.
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93. You present yourself as
an underdog and a powerful tyrant,
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95. I'm a very complex character.
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96. - Absolutely.
- Couldn't agree more.
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97. Who's gonna believe
that an evil scientist
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99. Absolutely. Correct.
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100. Anyone else have something
to say about my script?
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101. Eggman is the worst director
I've ever worked with.
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102. You've never worked
with another director,
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103. so he's also the best director
you've ever worked with.
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104. I'm an actor.
I was being dramatic.
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105. - But this script is a mess.
- Let me see.
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106. Hmm.
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107. If he just covers the origin
of his moustache in a flashback
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108. instead of putting it
at the beginning...
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109. I didn't think of that.
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110. This part where you battle
Drillbot could be pretty cool,
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111. but it belongs at the end.
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112. And he spends too much time
on this musical number.
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113. Hand me a pen.
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114. Hey, Egghead,
Tails and I saved your film.
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116. This is dreadful.
Sonic would never say that.
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117. We do the script my way
or I walk.
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118. This film must be my vision,
not yours.
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119. Mine! Mine, mine, mine!
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120. If you know everything,
Mr and Mrs Know Everything,
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121. then where's your camera,
your robots?
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122. Neither one of you
even has a beret.
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123. I hate that hedgehog.
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124. - Sonic?
- I'm busy.
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125. Please.
You've got to stop Dr Eggman.
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126. From making a movie?
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127. The movie's all a ruse.
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128. He's just pretending to film
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129. so he can use Drillbot to drill
for Unacquireum under the set.
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130. Why are you telling me this?
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131. Then he's going to use
the Unacquireum
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132. to build an all-new robot army
and throw out all the old ones.
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133. Including us.
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134. He's going to melt us down
and use us for scrap.
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135. My lifelong dream was to not be
melted down and used for scrap.
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136. So much for your scheme,
Egghead.
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137. Cut!
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138. Terrific! That's a wrap.
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139. Terrific? I saw through your ruse
and foiled your evil plan.
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140. It wasn't a ruse, Sonic.
It was a double ruse.
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141. Yeah. That's approximately...
two ruses, give or take.
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142. Quiet, you.
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143. Thanks for appearing
in the last scene of my film.
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144. The old double ruse.
How did I not see that one coming?
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145. This film has success
written all over it.
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146. I think the question
on everybody's mind is...
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149. that this would be the first
instalment of a quadrilogy.
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150. Better than a trilogy
because it's four instead of three.
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151. What's that, 8 per cent?
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152. Ooh.
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153. There's supporting actor Sonic
the Hedgehog with his manager.
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154. Ignore them. This is my night.
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155. Shh.
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156. Now that I finally have
a moustache,
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of world domination.
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158. What? Stop laughing.
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159. I order you to stop!
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160. I can finally fulfil
my lifelong evil dream.
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161. Building my own theme park.
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162. Grrr!
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163. Why aren't they hypnotised?
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164. They're supposed
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165. In your haste
you forgot to install
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into the camera.
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167. So much for my triple ruse.
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168. OK, everybody out.
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169. This really is quite good.
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170. Ooh! Here's the scene
where I watch my movie.
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171. Eclair Media
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