1. Grrr!
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2. Tails, we're off to Meh Burger.
Want to come?
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3. I'm installing an awesome
speaker system in my baby.
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4. Check it out.
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5. You spend way too much time
with that plane.
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6. It's like he loves it.
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7. Do you love your plane, Tails?
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8. - Do you love it?
- I do.
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9. Oh. That took the wind
right out of my sails.
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10. Well, if you guys
will excuse me,
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11. it's time for her propeller- to-tail
fuselage massage.
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12. OK. Now, that's just nuts.
We're getting you out of here.
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13. Thanks for talking me
into coming along.
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14. It was good for me
to get away from the workshop...
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15. so I could buy more stuff
for my plane!
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16. Free samples!
Get your free samples here!
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17. Step right up and try
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18. the zestiest, lip-smackingest
flavour extravaganza
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19. ever to hit your taste buds.
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20. Eggman's Tomato Sauce.
Made with real tomatoes.
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21. Uh-oh. This isn't good.
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22. Hey!
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23. You'll thank me later.
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24. I know you're up to something.
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25. I just don't know
what it is yet.
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26. You're trying to poison
these villagers.
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27. Poison? There's no poison here.
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28. Just my patented blend
of herbs and spices.
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29. Here, I'll try some myself.
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30. See? Harmless and delicious.
You try.
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31. Uh, yeah, I think I'll pass.
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32. Well, looks like I finally found
Sonic the Hedgehog's weakness.
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33. He's scared of tomato sauce.
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34. Oh, no.
My worst fears have come true.
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35. - What's wrong?
- It's delicious.
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36. It's like my taste buds
are swimming
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37. in a sea of mouth-watering,
tomatoey goodness.
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38. Ooh, zesty!
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39. The spices are all
organic and lair-grown.
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40. I'd better buy a few cans
and run some tests just to be safe.
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41. It's hours since I ate
the sauce and I'm feeling fine.
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42. Find anything your end?
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43. I've tested
for acidity, radioactivity,
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44. arsenic, old lace
and mind-control serum.
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45. It comes up clean every time.
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46. What about brain-itis?
Did you check for that?
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47. For the last time, Knuckles,
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48. there's no such thing
as brain-itis.
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49. Then how do you explain?
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50. I hate to say it, but um...
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51. maybe Eggman really has changed?
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52. Hey! Hey, mister!
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53. You're my hero.
Can I get an autograph?
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54. Sure. Anything for...
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55. - Sure. Anything for a fan.
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56. When I grow up,
I want to be just like you.
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57. Whoa!
Don't set the bar too high.
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58. Not everybody
is cut out for the big time.
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59. Just look
at that Sonic the Hedgehog guy.
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60. Whatever happened to him?
Is he still a thing?
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61. Hey, Tails, get this...
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62. Oh, come on! Seriously?
Nothing's going right today.
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63. What's going on? I need Tails
to fix my communicator.
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64. Get in line, dude. First
he's got to fix my headphones.
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65. And my ancient artefact analyser.
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66. And my magic light tube.
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67. Sorry, guys.
I'm having problems of my own.
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68. My plane's been acting funny.
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69. I've been working on her all night.
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70. Maybe you just need a break.
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71. Let's eat lunch and then
you can get back to the repairs.
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72. Ugh.
Can we go to Meh Burger instead?
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73. - I'm sick of that stuff.
Meh.
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74. Mmm! How do they do it?
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75. The secret ingredient
is Meh-onnaise.
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76. - What the...
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77. Welcome back
to a very special edition
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78. of The Comedy Chimp Show,
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79. live from Dr Eggman's evil lair.
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80. Thanks for having me, CC.
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81. Oh, you've got to be kidding!
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82. So, Dr Eggman, you were
a successful... super-villain.
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83. Why the switch
to celebrity chef?
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84. Well, Comedy Chimp,
honestly I just needed a change.
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85. Besting Sonic week in
and week out had become tedious.
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86. It was time
for a real challenge.
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87. OK, that's enough.
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88. And what's the deal
with his haircut?
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89. I feel like I'm getting attacked
by a blue pineapple.
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90. Burn! Ha-ha!
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91. You know, cos your head
has those pointy things on it.
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92. I'm told you have
a special announcement
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93. for our viewers at home?
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94. That's right, CC.
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95. You see,
in just a few short weeks
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96. I've gotten cans
of Eggman's Tomato Sauce
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97. into every home
and business in town.
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98. But Sonic and his friends
assumed I poisoned the sauce.
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99. Can you believe that?
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100. That's just... bananas!
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101. I know, right?
My sauce was never tainted.
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102. It was the cans they should
have been looking out for.
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103. That's great. Wait, what?
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104. While you all
had your backs turned,
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105. my cans have taken control of
all of your electrical devices.
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106. Watch it!
I bruise like a delicate peach.
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107. Yah!
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108. They all laughed when I said
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109. our appliances
would turn against us.
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110. - But who's laughing now?
- You?
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111. Why would I be laughing?
This isn't funny.
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112. You've got
a sick sense of humour.
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113. Let's do this.
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114. Ugh!
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115. Huh! Take this, you robo-trash!
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116. - No! It can't be!
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117. Run!
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118. Tails,
we got to destroy that plane.
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119. No, we can't.
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120. Let me talk to her.
I know I can reach her.
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121. Plane! It's me, Tails.
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122. Remember all the good times
we've had together?
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123. What?
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124. You guys go on
and stop Eggman without me.
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125. I'm gonna stay back
and save my plane.
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126. Good luck.
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127. So the doctor tells me
it wasn't an infection at all,
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128. I just sat on a raisin.
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129. Ha-ha! Good one.
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130. If you get me out, I'll set you
up with a nice box of rigatoni.
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131. This is a closed set, you know.
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132. Sorry about the lack
of professionalism around here.
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133. Show's over, Eggface!
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134. So you think the show's over,
huh?
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135. Well, I beg to differ.
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136. Oh, now I get it.
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137. I'm right here!
Why don't you come and get me?
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138. - Could you please not do that?
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139. You should try it.
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140. Lair-grown spices
really make a difference.
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141. Hi-yah!
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142. - Not bad for a blue pineapple.
- Huh!
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143. What are you doing? Pull up!
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144. Pull up! Got it!
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145. Woo-hoo! We did it!
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146. Great to have you back,
old friend.
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147. Now, let's go cancel
Eggman's show.
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148. Knuckles, give me a boost.
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149. Yah!
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150. Yah!
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151. Oh, for the love of...
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152. Ha-ha! Face it,
you blue-haired blockhead,
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153. I've got this thing in the bag.
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154. Victory for Eggman!
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155. Did somebody call for back-up?
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156. Hey! Give that back!
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157. You may have won this round,
but no matter.
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158. I've got a warehouse
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159. full of thousands more of these
evil robotic cans of sauce.
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160. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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161. Hm. Probably shouldn't
have said all that on TV.
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162. Eclair Media
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