1. Grrr!
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2. Agh! Help me!
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3. Ha-ha-ha!
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4. That moth-bot is no match
for my swat-a-pult.
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5. Knuckles,
we are code green for moth bait.
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6. Hey! Look at me!
I'm having an idea.
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7. I need to model my robots
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8. after something
that's not so easily distracted.
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9. Knuckles!
You got a moth on your tail!
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10. You can't trust moths,
they read minds. Turn left!
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11. No! My left!
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12. He's under
the moth's mind control now.
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13. We have no choice
but to destroy him.
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14. - I'll release the mothballs.
- OK, fine, we have a choice.
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15. Ow! My neck!
You cheated, hedgehog.
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16. What?
How do you cheat in a fight?
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17. Fight's over, cheater.
Pull me out of this piece of junk.
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18. Be careful, I'm injured.
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19. Yes! Victory is mine.
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20. It's a tainted victory.
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21. Yes! Tainted victory is mine.
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22. Excuse me, sir,
are you Sonic the Hedgehog?
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23. Ha! Guilty as charged.
So, what'll it be, kid?
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24. Autograph? You want
your picture taken with me?
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25. Maybe a bite of this
comically large sandwich, huh?
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26. You've been served.
Dr Eggman is suing you.
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27. Sure you don't want a bite?
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28. Most of it will go to waste.
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29. Eggman is suing me?
Nobody's gonna take this seriously.
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30. It's the trial of the century
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31. that everyone is taking
very, very seriously.
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32. This will ruin the life
of whomever loses.
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33. Brought to you by Meh Burger.
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34. Mmm!
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35. Let's get a statement
from the defendant.
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36. The only thing I'm guilty of
is being awesome.
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37. You heard it,
Sonic says he's guilty.
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38. Of being awesome.
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39. Hey,
who's the news reporter here?
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40. Come on, Eggman,
you're not fooling...
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41. Agh! Help! Sonic's attacking me
unprovoked again.
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42. Leave me alone, you brute!
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43. Thanks
for making me your lawyer.
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44. I couldn't be more proud
if you actually believed in me
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45. instead of thinking
this trial is a joke.
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46. I'm glad my contempt
for the situation worked out for you.
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47. Where did it go?
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48. Ah-ha-ha!
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49. All rise for the honourable and
lithium-ion-powered judge-bot.
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50. I'm OK.
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51. Let all who come before me know
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52. that I have been programmed
to be fair and impartial
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53. and to in no way favour
Dr Eggman,
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54. the great man who created me.
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55. Heh-heh-heh!
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56. Why are there cockroaches
on my bench?
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57. TW Barker, Your Honour.
Counsel for the plaintiff.
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58. I intend to prove
that Sonic T Hedgehog
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59. wilfully and maliciously
attacked and permanently injured
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60. my client, Dr Eggman.
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61. Boo!
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62. Please refrain from
such outbursts in my courtroom.
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63. Now commence
your opening statement.
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64. That... was
my opening statement.
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65. Isn't it true that Dr Eggman
was attacked by Mr The Hedgehog
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66. while doing nothing more
than taking a leisurely evening drive
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67. in a harmless
moth-shaped vehicle?
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68. Harmless?
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69. Eggman's robots
destroy mountains, level cities,
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70. put songs in your head
that you can't get out.
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71. No more music!
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72. All Eggman's robots
must be destroyed.
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73. I mean... heh-heh-heh...
not you, Your Holiness.
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74. - Oh, boy.
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75. Mr Orbot, is it?
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76. Would you describe Dr Eggman
as kind and honest?
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77. - No, not really.
- Grrr!
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78. Oh... because those words
aren't strong enough.
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79. He's kind-er and honest-est.
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80. Good save, Orbot.
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81. Turn off your internal dialogue
switch, fool. Show the film!
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82. Heh-heh!
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83. Boss, now that we're done
faking that evidence,
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84. you want me to return this stuff
to the costume shop?
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85. Grrr!
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86. Finally!
A witness I can rely on.
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87. Could you tell us
what it is you admire
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the so-called Hedgehog?
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89. So many things.
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90. He's fast. He's cunning.
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91. He can destroy any opponent
with a single spin dash.
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92. He's got
a lovely singing voice...
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93. My! He sounds
like the total package.
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94. You bet.
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95. If total package means
a fast, crafty menace to society
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96. bent on the destruction
of anyone who disagrees with him.
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97. - Oh, man.
- I never said that.
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98. That's right. I left out
"lovely singing voice".
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99. Now, these opponents that
Mr The Hedgehog mercilessly destroys,
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100. can you name one that he battles
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101. with a regularity
that boarders on formulaic?
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102. Um... I guess
he battles Eggman a lot.
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103. Aha! How long did you think
you could keep that from us?
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104. Objection, Your Majesty.
We're losing.
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105. Overruled.
But yes... yes, you are. Badly.
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106. I rest my case.
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107. That guy's good.
You should hire him as your lawyer.
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108. I'll be fine.
People know the truth about me.
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109. The number one reason you might
get attacked by Sonic...
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110. you've been telling jokes
about him all week on your late show.
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111. Uh-oh.
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112. We'll be right back... unless
Sonic puts me in the hospital!
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113. You, sir, are fearless
in your comedy. Hey-o!
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114. Well, now, I'm just
a simple country lawyer.
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115. I'm not as sharp
as Mr Barker here.
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116. I don't know how to do
that fancy lawyering.
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117. Heck, I don't know
how to do simple things like...
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118. putting on mittens.
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119. I don't even know
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120. which end of the toothbrush
goes in your nose.
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121. Why, I'm dumb as a rock...
just like you good folks.
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122. The defence calls... Knuckles.
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123. You're not gonna trap me
with your lawyer tricks.
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124. I know how this works.
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125. I've seen hospital shows
on the radio
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126. where they sometimes have
lawyers who trap people.
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127. What was the question again?
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128. So tell me,
Mr... Knuckles, is it?
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129. Is Sonic capable of doing this
kind of damage to Dr Eggman?
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130. Are you kidding? No way.
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131. He's scrawny, weak and pathetic.
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132. I always have to bail him
out of jams.
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133. He's an embarrassment.
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134. What a loser.
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135. Quite frankly,
it sickens me to look at him.
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136. So, could Sonic
hurt Eggman like this?
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137. Well... um...
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138. Answer the question!
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139. No. No. Sonic is way too lame
to do that kind of damage.
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140. There, I said it. I said it.
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141. Hey, I'm totally capable
of whaling on Egg...
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142. Eggs Florentine for breakfast.
I call 'em "whaled-on eggs".
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143. For the love of all that's holy!
That save was worse than mine.
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144. I'd rest my case but I hope
there's another fist sandwich.
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145. So, has the jury
reached a verdict?
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146. Actually,
we need to deliberate first.
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147. Yes, of course. That would be
the impartial way to do it.
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148. The jury shall go
to the deliberation room
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149. while the rest of us have a
groovy, hippy-theme dance party.
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150. Some party, huh? My mouth feels
like it's full of socks.
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151. Oh, wait. Urgh!
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152. I was wondering where that was.
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153. Here comes the jury.
Oh, man, they look serious.
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154. Has the jury reached a verdict?
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155. Actually, we have, Your Honour.
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156. And would the jury
care to share it with us?
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157. Actually, we would.
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158. Am I going to have to
make you say it?
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159. Actually, what
was the question again?
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160. - Guilty!
- Of being awesome?
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161. To make the verdict official
I'll just pound my gavel and...
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162. Not so fast!
- Huh?
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163. - Huh?
- Huuuh?
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164. That's not a gavel.
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165. This is a gavel! Hi-yah!
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166. Huh?
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167. Hey, look at Egghead.
He can move his head just fine.
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168. What? I mean... yow! Ow!
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169. Save it, Eggman.
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170. Grrr!
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171. Fine! You leave me no choice.
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172. Not that I wasn't
going to do this anyway. Ha!
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173. Order in the court!
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174. Yeah, I'll have one
of those fist sandwiches.
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175. Uh-oh.
I... uh... well, you see...
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176. I leave town for a bee-keeping
seminar and look what happens.
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177. I'm Soar the Eagle,
reporting live from the courthouse
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178. where we're told
there is breaking news.
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179. Ha!
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180. I'll give you something
to sue me about!
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181. Grrr!
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182. Well, that wraps things up.
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183. Stay tuned for Comedy Chimp's
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184. New Year's Eve Rockin'
Bananaganza coming up next.
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185. - Well, that was anticlimactic.
- Hey-o!
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186. Eclair Media
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