1. Grrr!
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2. Man!
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3. - Hi.
- What do you want?
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4. First of all,
thank you for answering the door
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5. at such a late hour.
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6. I realise what an inconvenience
this must be...
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7. Get to it, Eggface.
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8. Well, I... I uh...
I need your help.
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9. - You need my help?
- Yes.
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10. My sinister island lair,
the ultra high-tech stronghold
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11. where I hatch my schemes
to eliminate you,
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12. it was destroyed in the storm.
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13. I was hoping I could crash
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14. with you and Tails
for a few days
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15. until my robots rebuild it.
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16. Please, don't strand me
in this wilderness.
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17. You certainly could use
a roof over your head.
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18. And a bath.
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19. But how do I know you won't
just capture me and Tails
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20. while we're sleeping?
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21. I swear not to harm you
or your fox friend
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22. during my stay.
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23. I didn't even bring any weapons.
Here, check my pants.
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24. No, no, no, it's OK.
I believe you.
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25. So it's only for few days
and it's just you?
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26. Just me.
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27. And Orbot and Cubot.
They're family.
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28. - Eggman?
- Oh, hey, gang!
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29. Didn't know you'd be visiting
so early.
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30. I'm still in my evil pyjamas.
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31. They've got a trap door
in the back.
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32. What's he doing here?
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33. We have a truce.
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34. Tails is letting him stay here
till his lair is rebuilt.
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35. Still waiting
on that salmon eggs benedict.
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36. Coming. Coming.
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37. I asked for egg whites.
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38. These are yellows!
See the yellow?
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39. I'm trying
to watch my cholesterol.
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40. And this salmon is farm-raised.
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41. What is this, prison?
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42. It's all some evil plot, man.
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43. First he lures us in with
some terrible roommate ploy,
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44. but then wham, out comes
this 50-foot obliterator bot
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45. that... obliterates us all.
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46. We gotta get outta here.
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47. Guys, we have to help him.
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48. If we don't,
we'll be no better than he is.
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49. Yeah, you'll be no better
than I am.
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50. Think about how this is for him.
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51. Do you feel scared
without a home?
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52. Do you feel alone?
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53. Are you eating your feelings?
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54. Somebody get her away from me.
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55. Guys, if Eggman needs to stay,
he can stay.
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56. Who knows, he might not be
so bad after all.
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57. Pillow fight!
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58. Hey.
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59. Pillow fight!
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60. That's it.
I've had enough of Eggman.
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61. Lair or no lair,
he's out of here.
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62. You can't just throw Eggman out.
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63. Sure, he might be
a difficult roommate,
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64. but it's only because
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65. you guys have
a communication problem.
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66. Communication problem?
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67. He whacked me
with a pillow. Hard.
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68. I'm dizzy and I have serious
short-term memory loss.
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69. I have serious
short-term memory loss.
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70. Why don't we settle this
with a roommate meeting?
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71. Now, Sonic,
do you have something
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72. you'd like to share
with Eggman?
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73. Yes. How to say this
delicately...
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74. You're a horrible roommate.
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75. Nobody in this house
likes you.
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76. Let's frame
our statements with
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77. "When you do this,
it makes me feel this".
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78. Fine. OK.
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79. Uh, let's see.
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80. When you live here,
it makes me feel angry.
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81. You're a horrible roommate.
Nobody likes you.
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82. You're right.
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83. I am the worst roommate.
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84. I've never lived
with other people before.
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85. - What about us?
- You don't count.
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86. Sonic, I think
someone here could go
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87. for two spoonfuls of forgiveness
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88. washed down with a tall glass
of friendship.
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89. - What do you think?
- Urgh.
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90. Eggman,
if we give you a second chance,
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91. will you promise to shape up?
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92. - You bet!
- Roommate meeting group hug!
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93. Not you.
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94. Cue the horns.
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95. 37, 38, 39...
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96. Triple-star bonus kazoo!
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97. Ha-ha, I win again!
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98. That's great.
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99. Well, it's getting late.
Time to hit the hay.
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100. Aw, just one more game.
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101. That's what good roomies do.
We have fun!
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102. I'm all for fun,
but aren't you guys exhausted?
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103. Orbot? Cubot?
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104. They're robots.
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105. They don't get tired
because they have no souls.
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106. - Hey!
- He's right.
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107. - Whatever. Good night, guys.
- Wait! Don't leave.
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108. Just hang a little longer.
I'm so lonely.
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109. Please... roomies?
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110. - Yay!
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111. We now return
to the Comedy Chimp Show
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112. with your host, Comedy Chimp.
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113. I almost didn't make it
to the show tonight.
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114. I had to go to the doctor.
I had a back ape!
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115. Oh-ho-ho!
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116. I don't have any faith
in that doctor anyway.
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117. He used to be a mechanic.
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118. He tried to fix my problem
with a monkey wrench!
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119. Oh-ho! You, my friend,
are one witty simian.
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120. You're still hanging
with Eggman?
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121. How many hours of sleep
did you get?
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122. Zero.
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123. It's stage two
of his evil plot, man.
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124. We are minutes away
from him summoning
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125. his big obliterator bot
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126. with its obliterator legs
and its obliterator teeth.
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127. Sticks, stop being paranoid.
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128. Eggman's lived here for two days
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129. and he hasn't hatched
a single evil scheme...
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130. What's so funny?
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131. Remember how I said
my island fortress
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132. was destroyed by a storm?
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133. I... may have fibbed.
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134. You see, I kind of faked
the destruction of my fortress
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135. as an excuse to live with you
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136. and tire you
to the point of exhaus—
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137. Tire you
to the point of exhaustion.
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138. So you'd be too tired to stop
Obliterator Bot!
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139. I knew it!
He did have an obliterator bot.
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140. Why doesn't anyone
ever believe me?
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141. It's not like I'm paranoid.
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142. Stop following me!
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143. Enough!
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144. Obliterator Bot, destroy Sonic
and his four friends.
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145. For-tress? Fortress.
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146. Destroy Fortress.
Destroying island fortress.
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147. What? No!
That's not what I said!
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148. We're still working out
a few kinks.
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149. Obliterator Bot,
do not destroy island fortress.
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150. Do not destroy island fortress!
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151. Affirmative.
Playing up-tempo music
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152. while destroying fortress.
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153. No!
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154. Sonic, you have to help me.
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155. Why? He's your obliterator bot.
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156. Or I'm stuck with you until
I build a new island fortress.
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157. Let's roll.
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158. Gotta stop him... but so tired.
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159. He must have a weak spot.
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160. Maybe there's a clue
on the ground.
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161. This soft...
soft bed-like ground.
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162. What? What's wrong?
Are we under attack?
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163. Oh... right.
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164. Eggman, you built that thing.
How do we take it down?
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165. By activating two kill switches
at the same time.
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166. They're inside the lair.
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167. There... and there.
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168. Oh, come on.
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169. Right, Amy, Knuckles, Sticks,
distract that metal monstrosity.
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170. Tails and I are
on the kill switches.
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171. Eggman, you'll have to show us
how to activate them.
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172. - Pre-mission group hug?
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173. No.
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174. Jam the kinetic
barrier processor.
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175. The kinetic barrier processor.
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176. OK, power down
the central operating system.
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177. I knew you were coming.
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178. But you will never
obliterate Sticks
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179. because Sticks is un-obliter...
un-olib... un-oblitery...
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180. You can't kill me.
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181. Jam the kinetic
barrier processor.
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182. Pillow fight!
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183. Yes!
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184. No!
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185. Hey, fellas, as you know,
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186. my fortress is now
a smoking ruin.
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187. So I was wondering maybe...
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188. if I could stay with you guys
for a little while?
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189. Just until it's built back.
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190. I can keep you company.
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191. Let's explore your feelings
about being a roommate.
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192. Pretend this balloon
is your self-esteem.
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193. Stop. Stop. Stop!
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194. Eclair Media
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