1. Grrr!
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2. You may have defeated
my scorpion-bot,
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3. but I've got one more trick
up my sleeve.
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4. Just give it a sec.
It needs to warm up.
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5. Ugh!
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6. Still waiting on that trick.
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7. Is it just me or has Eggman not
been bringing his A-game lately?
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8. Maybe our A-game makes
his A-game look like a Z-game.
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9. That's much worse
if you understand the alphabet.
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10. Isn't it?
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11. It does kinda feel like Eggman's
just going through the motions.
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12. Another fine piece
of Eggman technology.
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13. Were you born
to soar like an eagle,
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14. but just can't
get off the ground?
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15. I was. And I can't.
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16. You can soar like an eagle.
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17. I can?
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18. Were you born
to soar like an eagle,
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19. but obstacles
just get in your way?
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20. I already answered that.
And yes.
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21. I'm Soar the Eagle,
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22. and I can show you how to be
the best "you" you can be.
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23. My amazing seminar will show you
how to soar like an eagle.
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24. Book me for your next corporate
event, wedding, or sweet 16.
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25. Who's ready
to soar like an eagle?
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26. Oh, me! I am!
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27. Well, then,
my moustachioed friend,
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28. for the next 38 hours
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29. I'll show you how to make today
the best day of your life.
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30. Until tomorrow comes,
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31. at which point that will be
the best day of your life!
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32. Are you going to accept failure?
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33. No!
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34. Are you going to let obstacles
get in your way?
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35. No!
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36. Are you going to push yourself
to the limit?
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37. - No! Wait, I mean... yes?
- Never second-guess yourself.
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38. No is the correct answer
because you're pushing past the limit.
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39. So what are you gonna do?
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40. Soar like an eagle.
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41. Thank you, everybody.
You're all cleared for takeoff.
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42. Who has my check?
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43. What to buy?
It's all so uplifting.
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44. It's all great.
You should buy all of it.
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45. But if you want the ultimate
Soar the Eagle experience,
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46. might I interest you
in the Stratosphere Package,
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47. which includes my services
as your personal live-in guru?
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48. - It's a deal! Shake.
- Don't touch me.
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49. Look at yourself
in that mirror.
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50. What do you see?
What do you see?
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51. A frightened man
and a scary bird?
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52. We've got some work to do.
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53. It's not easy to pull off
those big-time evil victories.
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54. We need to get some
small successes under your belt
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55. to rebuild your confidence.
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56. That'll be 7.95.
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57. - Now!
- Hey! Get back here!
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58. No one will believe you're evil
if you don't believe it.
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59. Show yourself
how evil you can be.
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60. Ha-ha!
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61. Ha-ha!
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62. Wow, Amy.
You weren't kidding.
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63. That is one big ball of twine!
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64. I'm not sure this will work.
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65. "I'm not sure this will work."
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66. Well, if I wasn't a germophobe
I'd slap you.
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67. Now, do as I say and
show the world your greatness.
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68. Eggman's been more creative lately,
don't you think?
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69. I try not to.
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70. Eggman's got his groove back!
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71. Don't get ahead of yourself.
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72. We're only on step six
of my patented 31-step system.
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73. You're bringing me down, bro.
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74. You're like a wall
that I need to break through.
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75. OK, obviously you've picked up
a few things from my system,
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76. but you really
have to listen to me.
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77. No, you listen to me.
You're fired!
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78. I'll be the best "me" I can be
on my own, thank you very much.
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79. If you think high self-esteem,
confidence and inner peace
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80. can be achieved
without outside help,
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81. you, sir, are sadly mistaken.
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82. I'm ready for takeoff.
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83. But... where to begin?
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84. Should I build a transforming
robot or a hypnotising robot?
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85. Or an exploding robot?
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86. Should I develop an elaborate,
convoluted multi-step plot
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87. to destroy Sonic and all?
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88. Those all sound good, boss.
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89. I can't decide.
I'll think about it over lunch.
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90. But what to eat?
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91. A sandwich? Noodles? Oatmeal?
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92. If only I had some guidance.
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93. Why not ask
that charming feathered fellow?
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94. He seems to be guiding you
quite nicely.
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95. I let him go.
He was holding me back.
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96. Well, I'm gonna nap.
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97. But where?
My bed or the couch?
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98. You know, we haven't
seen Eggman in a while.
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99. That's a good thing, right?
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100. I think he's up to something.
I'm gonna check up on him.
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101. Aha! Caught you
just as you were...
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102. Lounging in your pyjamas?
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103. Just leave me alone to wallow
in my filth and self-pity.
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104. Aw, dude. Gross.
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105. I'm afraid Dr Eggman
has been acting quite peculiar
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106. since firing that Soar fellow.
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107. So he's not planning
something huge and diabolical?
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108. Quite the contrary.
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109. The only thing he's planning
is watching "Hedgehog Abbey".
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110. [TV] I went to the barrister's flat
to give him some biscuits,
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111. but he threw them
into the dustbin.
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112. Poppycock!
The barrister's a twit.
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113. Oh, no, he di-in't!
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114. This is the life.
No Eggman, no worries.
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115. Ugh! I'm so bored.
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116. Hey, Tails, need any help?
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117. Not really. Just cleaning
some sand out of the gaskets.
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118. So you wanna race?
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119. Sorry, Sonic.
I'm kinda busy here.
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120. Come on. Race you to the end
of the island. Ready... go!
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121. Hey, my papers!
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122. I win! Whoa, way to make a mess
while I was gone.
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123. Steady... Steady...
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124. - Hey, Knucks!
- No!
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125. I wonder what Amy's doing.
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126. What you painting?
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127. A picture for the anniversary
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128. of the first time
I painted a picture.
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129. - Eggman!
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130. Oh, it was just a tree branch.
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131. Sonic, please be careful.
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132. This is 100% organic
fair-trade paint.
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133. It's very expensive
and very green.
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134. It looks more like pink to me.
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135. What was that?
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136. I know that's Eggman.
He's out there.
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137. Watching. Lurking.
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138. Watching some more.
Then lurking.
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139. Then breaking for lunch.
Then lurking more.
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140. Ever since
Eggman got depressed,
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141. Sonic has been making me nuts.
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142. He hasn't cooked for me.
He's just been driving me crazy.
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143. If we want to get Sonic
out of our hair,
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144. we need Eggman back in the game.
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145. I never thought I'd say this.
We need to re-motivate Eggman.
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146. The doorbell works too,
you know.
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147. We're here to take you down.
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148. Move over.
You're blocking the TV.
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149. Next time it'll be full.
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150. Anybody home?
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151. I brought board games.
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152. Sonic, big battle
at Eggman's lair. You gotta hurry.
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153. I'm on it.
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154. Can you keep it down?
I'm trying to watch my stories.
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155. Hey, guys.
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156. Agh!
Eggman's doing this to us!
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157. Agh!
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158. You gotta fight him, Sonic.
Ugh!
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159. Uh, are you guys OK?
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160. Stop Eggman
before he destroys us.
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161. He's not doing anything.
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162. Shh.
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163. Are you pretending
he's attacking you?
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164. Amy, cut it out.
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165. OK, everyone. Enough.
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166. We wanted to motivate Eggman
so you'd have someone to battle.
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167. What a dumb idea.
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168. Hey, lay off her, Egghead.
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169. What are you gonna do about it?
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170. Give you a stern look and say,
"Yeah, really."
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171. - Oh, really?
- Yeah, really.
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172. Robots, attack!
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173. Eclair Media
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