1. Grrr!
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2. Moose!
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3. Ready? This time for the record.
One... two...
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4. - Moose!
- Sticks!
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5. I was this close
to winning a pointless game.
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6. Thanks for nothing.
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7. I saw a moose!
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8. - A cross-eyed moose!
- So?
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9. Crossing paths
with a cross-eyed moose
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10. brings a curse upon the
moose-crosser and her friends.
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11. Don't you know anything
about science?
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12. Um, Sticks, curses aren't real.
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13. How come you lost
the breath-holding game?
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14. The curse!
It all makes sense now.
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15. You can doubt me,
but I'll protect you anyway
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16. because I'm a good friend.
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17. And because it distracts me
from the agents
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18. who are replacing my plants
with violins.
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19. That's right.
I'm on to you, buddy!
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20. - My vase!
- I win! Ha!
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21. Mmm... Maybe the curse
broke the vase, huh?
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22. Yeah.
The curse of the lunatic badger.
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23. Uh-oh.
Now there are two curses?
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24. What the...
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25. Hey, Tails, is your house...
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26. Surrounded
by Sticks' crazy traps?
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27. Yep.
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28. Sonic, what's up with you?
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29. Just hanging out.
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30. No, I haven't noticed anything.
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31. Actually,
now that you mention it...
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32. Huh?
- This is getting old.
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33. Yeah. And I didn't even
get a sandwich this time.
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34. Brrr!
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35. OK, I know
what you're thinking.
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36. Evil spirits didn't set this trap.
I did! To protect you.
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37. From...
dangerous door-knocking?
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38. No. From
the aforementioned evil spirits.
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39. Aren't you paying attention?
They are bad news.
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40. They'll eat your souls,
chew them up and spit them out.
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41. This curse
is scary and disgusting.
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42. Is there maybe a less intrusive
way to keep us safe?
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43. Well, legend has it that
if we find a marmoset monkey
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44. with a white stripe on its back
and a tail shaped like a W...
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45. Shaped like a W?
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46. Do you mind? Now, where was I?
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47. Only such a monkey
can remove the curse.
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48. So what's it gonna be?
Traps or monkey?
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49. Is this really
the easiest path?
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50. Safer than...
I don't know... that one?
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51. Hello? The curse will get us
if we're out in the open.
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52. This path is hidden
from bad luck.
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53. And volcanoes. And cursquitos.
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54. And reason. And logic.
And snack machines.
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55. I'm all for playing it safe,
but...
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56. Little help here?
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57. We made it! Good thing
we took the safe path.
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58. Yeah.
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59. Good thing.
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60. - Excuse me, sir. We uh...
- Let me guess.
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61. You saw a cross-eyed moose
and now you think there's a curse.
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62. - Yes! I...
- Well, there is. On me.
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63. My curse is nincompoops like you
see that thing and bother me.
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64. But I am out
of the curse-breaking business.
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65. That went well.
I guess it's time to go home.
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66. No! I'll be cursed forever!
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67. Help me, please!
Please, please, please, please!
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68. Are you gonna keep pounding
on my door until I help you?
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69. Pretty much.
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70. Ugh! Why did I
become a curse-breaker?
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71. I should have been
a dermatologist like my brother.
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72. He never deals
with unpleasant stuff.
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73. All right, all right, all right.
I'll break one last curse.
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74. Thank you! Thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.
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75. Don't make me
regret my decision.
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76. Sorry!
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
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77. Sorry.
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78. Now, then, if you want me
to lift the curse,
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79. you and your friends
must prove yourselves worthy.
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80. How?
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81. You will be given some tasks
to prove your hearts are pure.
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82. If you succeed, I will free you
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83. from the curse
of the cross-eyed moose.
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84. But I warn you, many have tried
and many have failed.
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85. We'll do it!
100% Sonic guarantee.
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86. Yeah, yeah, good.
Here's a list.
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87. Be done before five. I've got
a dinner thing. Toodles!
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88. Before you go, would you mind
taking a look at this rash?
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89. I think I'm allergic
to fish saliva.
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90. So get out of the fish!
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91. Picking avocados
proves our hearts are pure?
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92. What must we pick
to prove our avocados are pure?
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93. Oh, man.
I just blew my own mind.
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94. If this is what he wants
to break the curse,
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95. then we should do it,
no questions asked.
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96. Now we have to squeeze lemons?
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97. - Technically that's a question.
- Technically, zip it.
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98. "Search the forest
for the ripest tomatoes"?
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99. "Then crush to a paste
with the mightiest rocks"?
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100. Wait a minute...
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101. You had us make guacamole.
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102. And it took you long enough!
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103. I hope this proves us worthy.
Curse-removal-wise.
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104. Uh, not quite.
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105. You must also...
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106. cleanse these garments
in the purest river in the...
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107. Fine.
We'll do your laundry too.
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108. I'm starting to think
that marmoset is the curse.
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109. Those things
better smell fresh.
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110. You know,
marmosets are filthy animals.
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111. I'm here about the curse
of a cross-eyed moose.
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112. I'm out of the curse business!
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113. I don't believe in curses.
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114. But my accountant suggested
I diversify my evil business,
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115. so I'm getting into
curse removal.
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116. And you're coming
to work for me. Ha-ha-ha!
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117. No, thanks.
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118. Oh? My diabolical laugh
usually convinces people.
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119. Oh, I see.
You want to negotiate.
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120. A little back and forth.
Give and take.
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121. OK, I'll go first.
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122. Minions, attack!
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123. Eggman?
- Oh!
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124. I never thought I'd say this,
but boy, am I glad to see you!
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125. Oh, I'd just fluffed those.
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126. That's for the laundry.
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127. Brrr!
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128. Hey, you left my clothes
on the ground.
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129. Whatever happened
to personal responsibility? Ugh!
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130. You're coming with me,
monkey-boy.
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131. That's Mr Monkey-Boy to you.
And to anyone else, actually.
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132. My parents were hippies
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133. and gave me one of those
trendy hyphenated last names.
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134. Ha-ha!
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135. Hey, you OK?
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136. I'm just peachy. I love having
my home destroyed by a madman.
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137. What are you, nuts?
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138. If you're not happy
with our help,
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139. I'm sure other curse-removing
marmosets would love to have us.
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140. I'm the only one,
but I get your point.
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141. Look, I'll do anything you want
if you can just get rid of him.
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142. As my great aunt used to say,
no retreat, no surrender.
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143. Retreat! Surrender!
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144. Catch you later, Eggface.
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145. Look at the mess you made.
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146. What happened
to "I'll do anything"?
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147. Well, you ruined my laundry.
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148. But you did save my life.
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149. So I shall now break the curse
of the cross-eyed moose.
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150. Yes! Ho-ho-ho!
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151. Raise your right hand.
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152. Oh, wait, that's weddings.
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153. Um... just stand there
and try not to look too stupid.
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154. Blahbiddy-blah-blah-blah.
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155. Dongiddy-diddy-do.
Wabba-wabba-bam. Hey!
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156. The curse is gone.
There you go.
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157. - Done!
- That's it? It's all over?
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158. Were you expecting a parade?
Curse is broken. Get lost!
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159. This guacamole
ain't gonna eat itself.
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160. I'm free! Free of the curse!
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161. Free to live life freely!
In freedom!
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162. And we're free
of your superstitious nonsense.
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163. Aaagh!
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164. No! A mauve-coloured
seven-legged spider.
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165. Oh, crud.
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166. It's eleven years bad luck!
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167. We must go to Lake Yennyhaha
and bathe in the mud...
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168. Boom! Curse broken.
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169. Eclair Media
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