1. Grr!
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2. - Dude. What up?
- How can you be flying?
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3. Heh, I'm Sonic-powered.
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4. Let's go for a big-boy ride!
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5. Yeah! Woo-hoo!
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6. This is fun!
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7. And only mildly damaging
to my kidneys.
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8. Use your head on this one!
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9. In retrospect,
that may have been bad advice.
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10. I don't know
where retrospect is,
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11. but it was bad advice here, too.
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12. Huh. Maybe it's a friendly
gargantuan rock monster.
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13. Nope. He's playing
into the stereotype.
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14. Here I come!
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15. There I go.
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16. Keep him busy, Sonic.
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17. I'll give you a hand
with his feet with my head.
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18. Yes, Grandma, I will have
another ginger snap...
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19. When life gives you lemons,
make lemonade.
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20. But I already had the lemons.
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21. Sonic! Knuckles!
What's going on?
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22. A giant rock monster is
laying waste to the countryside.
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23. You mean a Granophyre Giganticus
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24. is laying waste
to the countryside.
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25. Yeah,
thanks for clearing that up.
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26. As previously noted,
I already had the lemons.
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27. Don't worry, it's still covered
by the manufacturer's warranty.
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28. But you're the manufacturer!
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29. I knew I shouldn't have
given myself a receipt!
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30. Guys! Rock monster?
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31. Oh, right. What do you know
about that thing, Amy?
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32. Granophyre Giganticus is a proud
race of mountain dwellers
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33. from the time of the ancients.
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34. No one has seen one
in hundreds of years!
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35. That's not true. I just saw one.
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36. He's ignoring the "You Break It,
You Bought It" sign.
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37. He really is a monster.
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38. Egad! There's a pitiless monster
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39. spreading destruction and horror
across the land!
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40. - Sounds like your kinda people.
- I'm a huge fan of his work.
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41. I must make him my minion.
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42. He could destroy entire cities.
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43. And clean my rain gutters.
They're hard to reach.
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44. - Cubot, Orbot, go capture him!
- Why us?
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45. There's no way
we could catch that behemoth!
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46. Not with a negative attitude
like that. Now get moving!
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47. - Left, right, left, right.
- He always says "left, right,"
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48. yet we have no legs.
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49. That's hurtful.
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50. So, so horrible.
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51. They were supposed to
re-upholster my loveseat.
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52. Hey, he's doing what my
neighbour's Uncle Tonoose does
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53. when he has the insomnia.
He can never get comfortable,
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54. so he's always
fluffing his pillow.
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55. Like that! My neighbour's
Uncle Tonoose's next move
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56. would be to get up
and get a drink of water.
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57. Like that!
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58. But my neighbour's Uncle Tonoose
doesn't yawn ducks.
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59. Hey! He isn't rampaging!
You know what he's doing?
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60. Ravaging? Devastating?
Marauding? Obliterating?
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61. Flinging or scattering
to the winds?
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62. Found a thesaurus
in a cranberry bog.
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63. He's trying to get comfortable.
He can't sleep!
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64. Slumber. Repose. Forty winks.
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65. Ooh, a cranberry!
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66. We gotta help him
get back to sleep.
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67. I'm giant rock monsterologist,
but our guy looks overtired.
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68. Nothing brings on sleep
like a dulcet melody
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69. sung by a sweet song bird.
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70. Not you! Me!
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71. He's made out of rock.
What does he know?
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72. That's not a lullaby.
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73. That's what happens when I drop
bagpipes into a wood-chipper.
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74. Yeah, but it's working.
He's falling asleep!
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75. That road is the delivery route
for all the deli products
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76. that come into the village.
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77. If the monster sleeps
for a thousand years,
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78. how are we going to get
potato salad?
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79. You know what? Giant rock
monsters are a pain in the butt.
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80. Sticks, keep singing.
Or whatever it is you're doing.
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81. Worst parade ever!
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82. It's working!
Sleep, my large, rocky friend,
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83. and dream of large,
gravelly girl-monsters.
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84. Release the Bee-Bots!
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85. After you've returned
your seat and tray table
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86. - to the upright position.
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87. Hey! That was a very expensive
honeycomb cage!
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88. If you and I
are going to subjugate the world
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89. for a thousand generations,
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90. I need to see
a better attitude from you.
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91. Give it up, Eggstain! We're
not letting you capture Rocky.
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92. Hey, Bee-Bots, follow me!
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93. It might be time to turn on
the fasten-seat-belt sign
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94. and head back to the lair.
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95. OK, Eggman's gone. Sticks,
you can start singing again.
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96. - The monster took Sticks.
- Then let's go get her.
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97. Wow, that was good camouflage.
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98. You gotta teach me to do that!
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99. Not gonna teach me, huh? Fine!
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100. Then I'm not gonna teach you how
to use gelatin to keep monkeys
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101. from swarming
into your fireplace!
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102. I searched all the mountains
and canyons. No trace of Sticks.
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103. I scoured the coastline. Bupkis.
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104. I searched the jungle. Zilch.
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105. I just finished lunch.
Nice, fresh potato salad.
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106. Knuckles, we can't find Sticks!
We've searched everywhere.
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107. Not everywhere...
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108. OK, now we've
searched everywhere.
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109. - That's my disasterometer.
- Disasterometer?
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110. - What does it do?
- What do you think
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111. something called
a disasterometer does?
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112. Detects and stores the sound
signatures of typhoons,
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113. earthquakes and other disasters?
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114. Either that
or it makes snow cones.
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115. - That's horrible!
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116. - What could be causing it?
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117. I can't sing forever.
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118. I'll ruin my voice.
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119. - Hey, that's Sticks.
- The rock monster has her.
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120. - Can that tell us where she is?
- Yeah.
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121. I can triangulate her location
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122. and get a topographic
visual representation.
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123. And somebody mentioned
something about snow cones.
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124. That peak is a mile high
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125. and Tails' plane
is out of commission.
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126. We've gotta find another way.
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127. I had to open my yap.
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128. Does this thing come
with a barf bag?
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129. There's Sticks!
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130. Concert's over, Rocky. You can
buy a T-shirt in the lobby.
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131. New, fun fact
about Granophyre Giganticus.
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132. Their breath smells
like dead jellyfish.
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133. Now what are we gonna
do with him?
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134. No worries, guys.
I've got a plan.
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135. Hey, boss.
Who's your leafy lady friend?
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136. Stop flapping your hinges!
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137. Since you two botched
the capture of the rock monster,
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138. I need the peace and quiet
of my meditation garden
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139. - to calm my nerves.
- May I say, sir,
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140. it's working like a charm.
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141. Ah! He'll want us
to put the leaves back on.
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142. I'll go get the glue gun.
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143. Hey! Do you mind?
Don't stomp on the topiary!
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144. OK, I thought,
"Don't stomp on the topiary"
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145. also implied
"Don't drop a gazebo on it".
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146. We can't stand here and watch
Eggman's place get trashed.
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147. You're right.
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148. Good news! The disasterometer
recorded Sticks' singing
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149. and I've put it on
an endless loop.
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150. That is good news.
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151. Oh!
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152. Oh.
Sorry about the flowers, Eggy.
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153. How long must I endure this?
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154. It takes Granophyre Giganticus
about a year
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155. to fall completely asleep,
but we could always turn it off.
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156. No, no. That won't be necessary.
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157. Come on, guys. Saddle up!
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158. Ah, well. Maybe I can make
a fountain out of his nose.
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159. Koi pond in his belly-button.
Cubot! Orbot!
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160. Bring me potting soil!
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161. Evil potting soil!
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162. Eclair Media
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