1. Grrr!
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2. Junk.
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3. Junk.
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4. Junk.
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5. Evil Boot Warehouse.
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6. Paper jam.
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7. Orbot!
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8. No, you imbecile,
I don't want to shred this!
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9. It's the key to our future!
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10. - Do you know what it this is?
- Robotic women
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11. who love us for our minds
and aren't into looks or money?
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12. No. Our home,
and by that I mean my home,
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13. is going to be featured
in Modern Lair Magazine!
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14. Here. Read the exposition.
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15. "A photographer's assistant will
do a site inspection tomorrow
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16. to consider you for
our 'Island Fortress' issue!"
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17. Let's give this lair some flair!
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18. When you bots are done,
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19. make sure my roller coaster
is in tiptop shape.
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20. Perfect.
It's all coming together!
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21. When the assistant arrives,
he'll take one look at my lair
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22. - and exclaim...
- You call this a lair?
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23. How dare you? Listen,
you pompous little pipsqueak,
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24. I'll crush you like a bug!
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25. Not if you want your lair
in our magazine.
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26. You can't do this to me!
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27. Modern Lair brings
our readers a contemporary,
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28. upbeat take on evil.
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29. Your idea of evil is totally
retro, without the irony.
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30. Your lasers are
a ridiculous shade of blue.
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31. And please rotate
that Bunsen burner 90 degrees
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32. - before I get sick.
- Give me a chance!
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33. - I'll spruce up the place.
- I'll give you a week.
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34. I'm gonna need help
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35. from someone with a real feel
for colour and shape.
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36. Definitely gonna
have to outsource this one.
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37. I know!
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38. My seat cushions
with floral upholstery
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39. that complements each guest's
colouring are ready.
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40. The ice sculpture has melted
enough to hide the marks...
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41. And I dug a trench
around the table
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42. and filled it with broken glass.
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43. I might have used rose petals,
but we'll go with it.
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44. Sonic, how are you doing
on those fruit drinks?
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45. Why am I not surprised?
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46. Tails,
where's the soothing music?
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47. Right here!
But I thought it would be better
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48. if I gave it a little boost.
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49. Knuckles,
are my grilled pheasants ready?
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50. Not now, Amy, I'm busy.
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51. Oh,
please don't cook me, Knuckles!
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52. Today turned out a lot different
than I expected!
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53. Sticks, sometimes I don't know
why I go out of my way
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54. to make things nice
for these guys.
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55. You deserve better.
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56. I mean, this table! It should
be hanging in a museum!
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57. Back, villain! Just give me
the signal, and I'll clam him!
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58. Don't let the fact that
I constantly try to destroy you
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59. lead you to believe
I'm here to destroy you.
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60. I just want to hire Amy
to redo my lair.
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61. Come on, Amy,
you're not buying this.
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62. Is it so hard to believe
Eggman might respect my talents?
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63. Well, yeah.
Wait, that came out wrong.
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64. I accept.
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65. - Don't go with Eggbreath.
- You can't trust him.
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66. - He's evil.
- I can take care of myself.
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67. Splendid! My lair awaits.
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68. After you.
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69. Don't look at me!
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70. I didn't use her lovingly
prepared meal as a puppet!
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71. So, where do you want to start?
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72. You have total creative freedom.
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73. Make this lair so fantastic
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74. that they'll want to put it
on the cover!
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75. And then I'll say "No"!
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76. - Why?
- Sorry.
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77. Old habits are hard to break.
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78. Er, it's great, but...
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79. I'm not sure about the colour.
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80. It just doesn't say
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81. "contemporary,
upbeat take on evil".
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82. This colour is called "Contemporary,
Upbeat Take on Evil Blue".
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83. Hmm. Too much plaid?
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84. Maybe a little.
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85. The rose petals
and laser light show
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86. add a certain regal flair,
but do we really need... that?
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87. I've never felt so free!
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88. - It's him!
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89. Hello! What a surprise!
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90. He hates it.
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91. I knew those unicorns
were too much.
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92. I can explain.
The one to blame...
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93. - I love it.
- ... is me.
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94. Yes, I really outdid myself,
didn't I?
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95. - What? It was my design!
- Under my supervision.
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96. - And my execution!
- With my direction!
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97. I just have one note.
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98. A 40-hour workweek
for the cherubs?
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99. Danger up the entryway a little,
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100. and, who knows,
you might make the cover.
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101. I'll be back tomorrow
with the photographer.
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102. Did you hear that? The cover!
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103. Great.
Have fun "supervising" yourself.
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104. I'm outta here.
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105. Ah!
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106. - Really?
- What did you expect?
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107. I'm a supervillain!
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108. Now, once you're finished
"dangering up" the entryway,
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109. I want to put in
an evil screening room.
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110. Cheer up.
At least I appreciate you,
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111. unlike your so-called friends.
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112. Burned food just doesn't
taste the same without Amy.
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113. Knuckles,
you're eating a napkin.
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114. Yeah. I knew that.
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115. - Knuckles is right.
- What?
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116. Not about the napkin-eating.
About Amy.
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117. We need to make sure she's OK.
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118. Yeees?
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119. We came to get Amy.
Is she done yet?
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120. Amy has decided to become
my full-time decorator.
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121. She doesn't want anything to do
with her old friends.
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122. Wow.
Never thought Amy'd abandon us.
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123. I don't think she did. Come on.
Let's find a way into this lair.
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124. Eww, what is that smell?
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125. It's us. We snuck in
through a sewer pipe.
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126. I was wondering how long it
would take for you to miss me.
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127. We may have a hard time
saying it, Amy, but...
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128. - Well, you know.
- Yeah, I know.
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129. There's no way we're going out
the way we came in.
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130. Care to do the honours?
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131. Sorry about the door.
Oh, and I quit.
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132. No one quits my employ
unless I dismantle them first!
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133. It's true!
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134. After you.
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135. I... um... You're early!
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136. Apparently.
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137. You're fired.
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138. Ride the roller coaster.
That always cheers me up.
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139. Wait! Please! Forget the cover.
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140. How about a smaller spread?
A couple of pages? A page?
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141. A snapshot buried behind
some cleaning-product ads?
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142. Would have been nice to see
my designs in a magazine.
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143. Oh, well, maybe some day.
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144. I can't guarantee you
a magazine spread,
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145. but I do know a shack
you could redecorate.
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146. Really? I've wanted
to fix that place up for years.
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147. - Oh, Sonic, it will be amazing!
- Just a few things.
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148. My coconut-husk collection
is off limits.
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149. And no washing, painting,
plastering or cleaning.
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150. But other than that,
you have total creative freedom.
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151. Eclair Media
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