1. Grrr!
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2. Man, I am starving.
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3. Next exit: Munchie Town.
Us.
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4. Hey, no cutsies!
I was here first.
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5. No way, Egghead.
We've been waiting.
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6. I believe the gentleman with
the luxuriant moustache was first.
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7. - What? Are you serious?
- Sonic, let's not make a scene.
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8. That's how we do it!
Score one for Eggman.
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9. Just gotta flash the 'stache.
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10. Mm, that's good.
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11. How's yours over there?
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12. Oh, right,
yours isn't ready yet.
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13. Should have been faster, Sonic.
Ha-ha!
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14. OK, here we are, two double
Meh Burgers with extra pickles.
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15. I said no pickles.
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16. Oh, this is just
the best day ever.
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17. I'm Dave. Big fan of yours, sir.
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18. I've studied all your attacks.
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19. The Bee-Bot Gambit, the Lair
Gambit, the Gambit Gambit.
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20. Ah, yes.
That one was doubly risky.
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21. I like the cut of your jib.
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22. Would you like
to be my unpaid intern?
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23. It'd be an honour
to work for you without pay.
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24. Did I mention
I like you jib-cut-wise?
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25. Wow! I'm really here!
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26. Where do I start?
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27. Although you're only an intern,
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28. there's an important job I can't
trust Orbot and Cubot to do.
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29. - Mop the bathroom.
- Mop the bathroom?
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30. Wow! Back at Meh Burger
I'd have to be a manager to do that.
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31. You two
could learn from this kid.
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32. This new intern
worries my circuits.
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33. I fear that his enthusiasm
for the most menial tasks
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34. causes us to appear inferior
by comparison.
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35. Yeah, and he's making us
look bad too.
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36. He does more sucking up
than my cousin Suzanne,
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37. and she's a vacuum.
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38. Cubot?
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39. Cubot?
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40. Cubot, where have you gone?
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41. Cubot, are you there?
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42. My word...
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43. Aargh!
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44. Agh!
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45. I could build a robot
to do this,
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46. but there's something
about unpaid labour
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47. that makes me feel
warm and fuzzy inside.
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48. What's this?
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49. Oh, just my old
doomsday device.
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50. It's magnificent!
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51. I bet it could destroy
a hundred worlds!
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52. Well, maybe not a hundred,
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53. but if I connected
that power supply...
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54. one, definitely.
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55. Dr Eggman! Sir! It's Cubot.
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56. He's been disassembled.
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57. Oh, I don't have time
for you two.
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58. Can't you see I'm enjoying
quality time with my protégé?
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59. So where were we?
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60. Ah, yes, you were praising me.
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61. You were leaving.
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62. Here it is!
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63. The Reverse Polariser.
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64. It takes any force
and reverses it.
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65. We won't need this any more.
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66. Hello. Odd request.
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67. Could I trouble you to
reassemble my dismantled cohort?
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68. Great job!
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69. Next thing I need you to do
is clean up the robo-litter box.
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70. Um, actually, Dr Eggman...
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71. Now that you consider me
your protégé,
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72. I was kind of hoping to get
a little more evil experience.
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73. Like... concoct a scheme
together?
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74. Maybe I could pitch some ideas?
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75. Listen, Dave, you're
a terrible kid and that's great.
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76. But you have to start
at the bottom of the evil ladder
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77. and work your way up.
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78. But I've spent a year and a half
in the fast food industry.
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79. Let's give it a few more weeks.
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80. A few more weeks?
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81. A few more weeks?
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82. I can't sit around
indefinitely.
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83. What do you think I am,
a Meh Burger?
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84. You come out this instant!
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85. No! I'll show you!
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86. I'm gonna be an evil genius
no matter what you say!
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87. David,
what is going on in there?
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88. Nothing!
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89. You stop that right now,
young man.
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90. That is MY doomsday device.
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91. Maybe you shouldn't have left
the power supply in here, then.
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92. And maybe I shouldn't put
the power supply in my pants!
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93. You're not wearing any pants.
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94. Then what are these pockets?
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95. Hi-ahh!
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96. That had better not be
what I think it is.
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97. Depends on whether you think
it's a doomsday device
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98. that I just activated!
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99. I thought
it was my panini press.
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100. But this is worse!
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101. Watch what
you're grabbing there, bozo!
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102. Huzzah! He's fixed!
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103. Cubot,
tell us what happened to you.
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104. It's Dave! He dismantled me.
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105. And I liked being mantled.
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106. Activate my doomsday device,
huh?
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107. Well, I'll show you.
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108. - Whoa.
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109. I'm reading two weird energy
signatures from Eggman's lair.
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110. What are they?
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111. Judging from how powerful
and unstable they are,
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112. I'd say it could only be
some kind of doomsday device.
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113. Two of them.
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114. I'll have you know that I just
set off my doomsday device.
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115. And it's gonna destroy the world
even bigger than that one.
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116. Game over, Eggman.
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117. Shut off the doomsday devices.
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118. Shut off?
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119. Who puts an off switch
on a doomsday device?
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120. Hm. You make a valid point.
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121. Bad news.
There's no off switch.
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122. Well, yeah. Who puts an off
switch on a doomsday device?
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123. So what now?
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124. This is a long shot
but it's our only chance.
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125. If we increase the energy
output of both devices
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126. and get them vibrating
at opposite frequencies,
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127. there's a small chance
they'll cancel each other out.
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128. Just for a second
pretend I'm not a science guy.
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129. Get Eggman
to increase his device's power.
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130. I'll do the same with Dave.
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131. I'm sorry, we're closed.
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132. This isn't the drive-thru.
What do you want?
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133. - I'm here to help.
- I don't need your help.
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134. No, if you're OK with Eggman
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135. destroying the world
bigger than you.
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136. No way! Drive up
to the next window and come in.
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137. Dave supercharged his machine
with 1,000-volt batteries.
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138. High-voltage batteries, huh?
I'll show him!
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139. Look at the time.
Anyone else hungry?
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140. Don't stop working,
I'll make lunch.
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141. Haven't you ever made a peanut
butter and jelly sandwich?
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142. You've got to put the peanut
butter on both pieces of bread
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143. or the jelly makes it soggy.
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144. Right. Sure. Of course.
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145. And you remembered
to cut it into triangles?
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146. One sec.
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147. The crusts?
Do I even have to say it?
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148. All right.
Dave's device is good to go.
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149. - How's everything over there?
- Uh... it's coming along.
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150. Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
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151. Hope this works.
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152. - What the what?
- Hey! Sweet! We did it!
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153. - What the what?
- Ah, that's more like it.
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154. There must have been
some small power discrepancy.
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155. Let's not point fingers.
The main thing is how to reverse it.
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156. That's it! My Reverse Polariser.
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157. If you get close enough
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158. you can reverse
the gravitational pull
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159. and make it close in on itself.
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160. But...
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161. If you're too slow you're pulled
into the black hole forever
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162. and all existence is erased.
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163. Too slow? Ha! You forget
who you're talking to.
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164. Brrr-brrr!
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165. You still think a plunger
would have worked just as well?
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166. You little twerp!
Your interning days are through.
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167. You're fired!
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168. But you are going to give me
a positive evaluation, right?
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169. Get out!
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170. You two,
I have an assignment for you.
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171. We're back, baby!
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172. Mop the bathroom.
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173. They'll pay for this.
They're all gonna pay!
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174. Do you want fries with that?
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175. Eclair Media
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