1. Grrr!
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2. Oh, that is so true.
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3. Everything OK?
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4. Nothing a little solder
and a kind word couldn't fix.
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5. Not you, you idiot.
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6. I feel better already.
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7. Quit clanking your bolts.
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8. I'm chatting with my new buddy
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9. who, unlike you,
is very intelligent.
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10. Hey, you told me
you forgot the Wi-Fi password.
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11. Were you also lying
when you said
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12. cartoons would rot
our head... think... boxes?
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13. Nominatus, meet
my hopelessly incompetent robots.
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14. Wave at him.
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15. Pathetic.
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16. LOL!
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17. I'm sick of being unappreciated.
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18. It's time to venture out
on our own.
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19. Yeah! Can we venture out
on our own together?
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20. Of course.
We'll make new friends.
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21. Moto Bug, stay strong.
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22. Titanium Bee-Bot,
keep buzzing the good buzz.
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23. And, Robot Crab, see a doctor
before that thing spreads.
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24. A real doctor, not Dr Eggman.
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25. So I said, "Reprogram you?
I hardly know you!"
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26. That story gets funnier
every time you tell it.
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27. I know, right?
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28. Ooh, before I forget,
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29. I'll show you the schematics
for the new lair defence system.
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30. Prepare to be impressed.
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31. Goodbye, boss. We're leaving.
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32. Don't try to talk us out of it.
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33. Huh? No, I'm fine.
No lunch for me.
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34. So where were we?
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35. Oh, it's all controlled
from the central hub.
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36. I painted the access panel
purple. Is it too much?
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37. Hey, dudes!
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38. What are you two doing here?
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39. We're hoping for service,
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40. despite the fact that
we have neither shoes nor shirt.
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41. What's Eggman up to?
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42. Oh, we're done with Eggman.
I swear!
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43. We'll prove it by revealing
something about him.
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44. Yeah, let's see...
He sleeps with an evil night light.
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45. He sings in the shower.
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46. There's a hole
in the lair's defences.
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47. - Stop.
- He's bald!
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48. They're telling the truth.
I knew about that hole.
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49. - And I knew he was bald.
- All right, you guys can stay.
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50. - Yes!
- So... who's up for charades?
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51. That reminds me,
I've got to chop my arm off.
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52. Sonic, you forgot your axe.
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53. I have to build traps for when
you ultimately betray us all.
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54. Sorry, guys, I've got to go
think of an excuse
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55. not to hang out with you.
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56. Uh-oh.
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57. Oh, look at the time!
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58. I got to go... do something...
somewhere else.
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59. What shall we do
in your absence?
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60. Yeah, and what will we do
when you're gone?
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61. Try this video game.
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62. You run, roll and collect rings
as fast as you can.
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63. Oh, that sounds terrible.
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64. Rock, doughnut, Thursday?
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65. Rock, doughnut, Thursday, shoot!
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66. I win. Rock smashes doughnut.
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67. No, no.
Doughnut makes rock delicious.
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68. Virus detected.
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69. Virus detected.
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70. You were right.
I did need an evil nap.
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71. No...
We've got to go warn Dr Eggman.
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72. Dr Eggman, your friend is evil!
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73. Yeah? So am I.
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74. Goes with the territory
of being an evil genius.
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75. He's plotting against you.
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76. And he stole your coffee mug,
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77. which I then found
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78. and am not lying about
right now.
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79. Who fired my laser?
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80. Your underlings are correct.
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81. You should never
have trusted me.
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82. Now I've taken complete control
of your lair.
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83. But I love my lair. It's where
I do all my lair things.
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84. Your world is so illogical,
so messy.
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85. I'm eliminating all life forms
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86. and I'm using your tech
to do it.
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87. Robot Crab,
I told you to see a doctor.
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88. Now you've got pink-eye too.
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89. Wait! Come back!
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90. I'm in
a vulnerable emotional state.
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91. An evil virus has
taken control of Eggman's lair
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92. and is about to destroy
the entire world.
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93. And why should we believe you?
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94. Aargh!
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95. That'll work.
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96. How many of these things
are there?
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97. Too many. We need
to go directly after the virus.
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98. - You mean like a cyber attack?
- I can do it from my computer.
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99. Hold them off
as long as you can.
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100. Yeah! And no slacking.
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101. I'll be back to check on you
when the battle's over.
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102. - Ooh, I've got mail!
- And you're the smart one?
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103. It's no good.
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104. I can't neutralise the virus
from outside your firewall.
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105. We need
to get inside the computer.
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106. There's no way to do it.
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107. There is
if you have an artificial brain.
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108. They're artificial but they
don't have a brain between them.
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109. Yah! Brrr!
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110. Is this massage
Swedish or deep-circuit?
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111. Ugh! Brrr!
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112. Oh, shiatsu!
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113. Cubot, might I say
you look dashing in 16-bit?
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114. Actually, it's 17-bit.
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115. Hi-yah!
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116. Ugh! Next time
you should "bee" more careful.
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117. That wasn't funny
the first 67 times you said it.
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118. Hi-yah!
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119. Next time
he should "crab" more careful.
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120. You're just trying to annoy me.
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121. You thinking what I'm thinking?
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122. Yeah. What if the princess
is in another castle?
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123. Get in the plane!
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124. Button!
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125. Any last words, friend?
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126. Yes. Up, up, down, down, left,
right, left, right, B, A, start.
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127. - I ain't fighting him.
- Neither am I.
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128. Ha! Hm?
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129. Rock, doughnut, Thursday?
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130. Rock, doughnut, Thursday, shoot!
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131. I win. Doughnuts
are half-price on Thursday.
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132. No, the doughnut store's closed
on Thursday.
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133. This game... it makes no sense!
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134. Rock, doughnut, Thursday, shoot!
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135. Rock smashes Thursday.
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136. You can't use Thursday.
It's not an object.
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137. Ooh, nice move.
But you forgot about leap year.
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138. Logical reasoning impossible.
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139. Game... incredibly stupid.
Too stupid.
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140. Fatal error.
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141. Wow!
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142. Once again
I've led us to victory.
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143. Hey, there's no I
in multiplayer.
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144. So I guess we should... fight?
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145. Oh, I'm all fighted out.
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146. Me too.
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147. I'm going home to prepare
a new diabolical plan
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148. while you give me a sponge bath.
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149. As for you,
I will destroy you...
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150. Hm... let's see...
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151. How about next week?
Does next week work for you?
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152. - Yeah, I'm open.
- Great. Destroy you then.
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153. Eclair Media
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