1. Grrr!Copy !req
2. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
3. Yes, my minions.Copy !req
4. This may very well be
my greatest creation yet.Copy !req
5. Ow.Copy !req
6. Heh-heh!Copy !req
7. Yes. Yes.
Rise, my creation. Rise!Copy !req
8. Ha-ha!Copy !req
9. All that for cookies?Copy !req
10. Evil cookies.Copy !req
11. Sweet.
I'll go get the evil milk.Copy !req
12. Wow, cookies!Copy !req
13. I hope it's better than the last
time I was left baked goods.Copy !req
14. - Awkward?
- Awkward.Copy !req
15. It'll just be another minute.Copy !req
16. Huh.Copy !req
17. Sonic, you there?
I need a little help.Copy !req
18. Is it urgent, Tails? I'm sort of
in the middle of something.Copy !req
19. Um... yeah.Copy !req
20. OK, I'm on my way, buddy.Copy !req
21. Come back and eat that cookie,
you mutant blue rat.Copy !req
22. Grrr!Copy !req
23. No. No. No!Copy !req
24. Huh. Don't mind if I do.Copy !req
25. Ugh!Copy !req
26. Back! Back, I say!Copy !req
27. Aargh!Copy !req
28. Aww! I knew Sonic
wouldn't forget my birthday.Copy !req
29. Four months late but
it's the thought that counts.Copy !req
30. Gah! Why would he leave your
birthday present on his porch?Copy !req
31. Where's the logic there?Copy !req
32. Agh!Copy !req
33. Whoa! Aargh!Copy !req
34. That's it! The last two cookies
are for Sonic and nobody else.Copy !req
35. Oh, come on!Copy !req
36. Hey!Copy !req
37. Put that back!Copy !req
38. Look at this mess.
I just vacuumed.Copy !req
39. Git! Get outta here!Copy !req
40. So, yeah, a feather duster
might be a better way to go.Copy !req
41. Oh, hey, I forgot about these.Copy !req
42. What the heck!
There's only one left.Copy !req
43. Yes. Eat it. Eat the cookie.Copy !req
44. Sonic! Wait!
Don't eat that cookie.Copy !req
45. - What?
- Why?Copy !req
46. Well,
chocolate chunk is my favourite.Copy !req
47. You gotta be kidding me!Copy !req
48. Fine. I'll just go inside and
make a sandwich or something.Copy !req
49. Mm-mm! Chocolate chunk.
Ooh! With a hint of cinnamon.Copy !req
50. And a touch of...Copy !req
51. evil.Copy !req
52. You'll never get away
with this, Eggman.Copy !req
53. Sonic will see you
coming from a mile away.Copy !req
54. Yeah! If we want to trap Sonic
we've got to think like Sonic.Copy !req
55. This is even better
than I hoped.Copy !req
56. Five evil genius masterminds.Copy !req
57. I'm an evil mastermind
of average intelligence.Copy !req
58. Five evil genius masterminds,
give or take.Copy !req
59. Working under my leadership,
we'll be unstoppable.Copy !req
60. So here's the plan.Copy !req
61. We wait at the beach shack
for SonicCopy !req
62. and then bombard it
with an all-out robo-assaultCopy !req
63. from five different sides.Copy !req
64. No, no, no!Copy !req
65. We should tunnel underneath
to bypass his defences.Copy !req
66. We should attack from above
by plane.Copy !req
67. We must get rid
of his stupid friends first.Copy !req
68. - Robo-assault!
- Tunnel!Copy !req
69. - Airplane!
- Robo-assault!Copy !req
70. - Tunnel!
- Airplane!Copy !req
71. - I'm yelling words!
- Calm down!Copy !req
72. Even though you're evil geniuses
now, for the most part,Copy !req
73. you lack experience.Copy !req
74. Time for a crash course in villainy.
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
75. Evil lesson number 1:
Berating your underlings.Copy !req
76. Orbot, would you kindly
hand out the worksheets?Copy !req
77. Gladly, sir.Copy !req
78. Not that worksheet,
you dunderhead!Copy !req
79. See? It's that easy.Copy !req
80. Lesson number 4: Surveillance.Copy !req
81. There's nothing more evilCopy !req
82. than recording subjects
without their knowledge.Copy !req
83. Get me a monkey wrench,
I'll fix that.Copy !req
84. - The security camera?
- No.Copy !req
85. Lesson number 7:
Moustache care and maintenance.Copy !req
86. 50 strokes every morning.
But don't overdo it.Copy !req
87. - Or what?
- Don't ask.Copy !req
88. Lesson number 12:
Lesson numbering.Copy !req
89. Evil lessons
should be numbered as follows.Copy !req
90. 1, 4, 7, 12, 16.Copy !req
91. Lesson number 16:
Target practice.Copy !req
92. We must procure assistance.Copy !req
93. We don't have time for that.
Let's just get help!Copy !req
94. [TV] And now back to
Pawn Shop Wars: Gogoba Edition.Copy !req
95. Can I afford to give you 200
for this? No.Copy !req
96. But you seem like a nice fellowCopy !req
97. and I suppose my children could
go hungry for a few nights.Copy !req
98. Hello!Copy !req
99. So far so good.
Now the written exam.Copy !req
100. The topic is
"How to capture Sonic".Copy !req
101. You may begin.Copy !req
102. Pencils down, Eggheads.Copy !req
103. Clones, change of plans.Copy !req
104. Your written exam
is now a practical.Copy !req
105. Attack!Copy !req
106. Not me! Sonic!Copy !req
107. Oh, right. I hope
that doesn't affect my grade.Copy !req
108. Enough of this!
I'm taking charge.Copy !req
109. Amy, what are you doing?
You guys are my friends.Copy !req
110. Your evil friends.Copy !req
111. Stop sucking up.Copy !req
112. You guys,
you gotta snap out of it.Copy !req
113. This isn't you.
It's the cookies.Copy !req
114. Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
115. Wonderful work, everyone.Copy !req
116. Finally,
after all my years of trying,Copy !req
117. I've captured
Sonic the Hedgehog.Copy !req
118. What do you mean
you captured Sonic?Copy !req
119. This is the result
of my leadership.Copy !req
120. You were losing
until I deployed the robots.Copy !req
121. With all of you arguing, I can't
hear the voices in my head.Copy !req
122. I'm an evil mastermind
of average intelligence.Copy !req
123. This didn't work out
like you planned, huh?Copy !req
124. Why won't those other mes
listen to me?Copy !req
125. I only want what's best for me.Copy !req
126. - Hm... I know how to fix this.
- Do you?Copy !req
127. That would be great.
I've got so much on.Copy !req
128. My plate is full. I've got...Copy !req
129. The calendar's so full.Copy !req
130. I can't get organised...Copy !req
131. Such
an organisational problem...Copy !req
132. So if you could help me out
with that, that would be...Copy !req
133. Let's crack these Eggheads!Copy !req
134. I could get used to this!Copy !req
135. Waah! Waah! Waah!Copy !req
136. Hold them off, Eggman.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
137. Eugh, gross!Copy !req
138. Let's get baking.Copy !req
139. Ha-ha!Copy !req
140. I feel like myself again.Copy !req
141. I'm also back
to feeling like myself again.Copy !req
142. Knock on wood.Copy !req
143. Who is it?Copy !req
144. The best part is,
now we're all on the same teamCopy !req
145. we'll fight side by side,
together.Copy !req
146. One for all and all for...Copy !req
147. OK, fun's over.
I gotta get back to work.Copy !req
148. Evil doesn't brilliantly plan
and execute itself, you know.Copy !req
149. Grrr!Copy !req
150. Eclair MediaCopy !req