1. Grrr!
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2. You can't lose me, Egghead!
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3. Eggman! You know
my name is Dr Eggman.
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4. You do that on purpose.
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5. Do what, Egghead?
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6. Whoa!
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7. It all ends here, old friend.
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8. Prepare to be destroyed...
by Burnbot!
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9. He's gonna burn me
with flamethrowers or something?
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10. Flamethrowers? No.
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11. Oh, um... acid?
Incendiary grenades?
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12. No, no, no, no, no... claws.
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13. He has claws, very painful claws.
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14. Then you should have
called him Clawbot
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15. or The Lacerator
or Pinch-a-tron 9,000.
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16. But Burnbot? I mean,
that's just false advertising...
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17. I name the robots, Sonic.
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18. Burnbot, attack!
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19. Hmm...
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20. Blue leader, this is Yellow Sky.
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21. I have eyes on Burnbot.
He's on the move. Over.
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22. Thanks, Tails.
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23. Initiate
Speeding Swing Surprise.
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24. Get up, get up, get up!
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25. Bail, Tails, bail!
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26. Tails! No!
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27. We'll be back, Sonic.
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28. Oof, you are heavy.
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29. Seriously, Burnbot, you could
stand to burn a few calories.
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30. Ohh...
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31. Keep resting, pal.
I'll get you home.
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32. Promise, I'll never let
anything like this
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33. happen to you again.
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34. Sonic?
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35. Hey, buddy. How you feeling?
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36. I'm great.
Ready to get back in action.
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37. Yeah... about that...
Um... I've got some great news.
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38. You, my friend,
are taking early retirement.
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39. - Early retirement?
- Yeah.
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40. You'll be able
to play lots of golf
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41. and spend time
with the grandkids.
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42. I don't have grandkids.
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43. Well, now's your chance
to get some.
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44. Trust me, it's for the best.
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45. I'll see you around, pal.
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46. Wait... what just happened?
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47. I fired you.
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48. OK, just checking.
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49. Don't look at me like that.
I did what I had to do.
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50. And now we're gonna make sure
Tails stays retired.
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51. "Sidekick tryouts.
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52. All qualified candidates
welcome.
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53. Best candidate gets the job.
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54. Resume and references required."
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55. Can you believe this?
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56. A resume and references
aren't unreasonable.
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57. Especially in this job market.
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58. What fool would want
to be Sonic's sidekick?
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59. Spending every day with him,
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60. enjoying
his friendship and respect?
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61. Not me, that's for sure.
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62. Unless...
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63. Lousy security camera.
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64. I'm Amy Rose
and I'll be auditioning
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65. for the part of sidekick.
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66. Amy, I know who you are.
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67. Great, because
I am fine with nepotism.
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68. Under "special skills"
add juggling and singing.
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69. Next.
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70. My biggest weakness?
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71. Actually,
it's my incredible cowardice.
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72. Oh! Improv! I love improv.
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73. I'm a crazy pizza man...
who juggles and sings!
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74. I think you would be
a great sidekick for me.
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75. No, Knuckles, I'm looking
for someone to be my sidekick.
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76. We'd have to change your name,
though. I'm thinking Knuckles Junior.
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77. OK, last question.
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78. What would you do
in a no-win situation?
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79. If I'm with you,
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80. there's no such thing
as a no-win situation.
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81. Huh, you really get it, new guy.
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82. I do get it.
But I'm not a new guy...
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83. In reality,
I am none other than...
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84. Tails! You cannot be
my sidekick.
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85. "All qualified candidates
welcome.
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86. Best candidate gets the job."
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87. I'm a lock.
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88. Unless there's something
you're not telling me.
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89. Fine. But get ready
for the tryout of your life.
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90. - Hello.
- Eggman!
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91. What are you doing here?
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92. My name is Dr Eggman
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93. and I'm here
about the sidekick position.
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94. Wha... But you're
my arch nemesis.
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95. That's true.
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96. But I could be a valuable asset
to your organisation.
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97. For example, I'm a doctor.
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98. Not a real doctor,
a PhD, but still...
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99. You can't be my sidekick.
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100. "All qualified candidates
welcome."
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101. OK, fine. You both
can move on to round two.
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102. But neither of you
is gonna be my sidekick.
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103. Who else is there?
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104. Actually,
do you validate parking?
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105. Congratulations.
You're the third candidate.
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106. Actually...
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107. All right, being my sidekick
is no easy task.
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108. This competition
will test your strength,
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109. stamina and endurance.
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110. The winner will be
whoever makes it...
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111. Actually, it's "whomever."
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112. The winner will be
whomever makes it
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113. through all of
the unimaginable hardships
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114. and brings me the red flag
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115. I planted
atop the incredibly dangerous
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116. but inaccurately
named Mount Safety.
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117. Actually...
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118. Aaargh!
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119. Aaargh!
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120. Actually, I'm OK.
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121. What's going on here?
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122. Nothing I can't handle.
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123. Actually,
I'm just gonna lie down
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124. in the foetal position and weep.
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125. Give up, Eggman.
This job is rightfully mine.
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126. I'm not here to be Sonic's
sidekick, you nincompoop.
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127. I'm here to get rid
of you both once and for all.
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128. - Tails!
- Sonic, I'm stuck!
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129. Tails, I didn't really want
to fire you.
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130. I was just trying to protect you.
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131. How? By putting me
in more danger?
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132. The plan had holes!
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133. Oh, Sonic? I have
one last surprise for you.
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134. I took your advice.
Burnbot can burn things.
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135. I can't swim!
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136. You're waterlogged.
I can't lift you.
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137. Don't worry about me.
Get outta here.
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138. That's not how sidekicks do.
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139. I'll be back! With a new robot
who has an accurate name.
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140. And super-laser eyes
and he'll feed me ham.
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141. Evil ham.
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142. About this job...
What are the hours like?
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143. Well, it's seven days a week.
But you get your own plane.
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144. Let me in! I demand a callback!
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145. Knuckles, what's wrong?
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146. Knuckles Junior
isn't working out.
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147. Oh. So you're saying
you need a—
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148. I'm a crazy pizza man...
who juggles and sings!
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149. Knucklina!
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150. Eclair Media
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