1. You stupid asshole. You'll say anything.Copy !req
2. You still driving that stolen Jag?Copy !req
3. Yeah, well, Rich is actually with me,
so I'll let him know when I hang up.Copy !req
4. Did you get into Windsor Castle?Copy !req
5. No. Well, they invited me,
but I said no.Copy !req
6. Okay, listen, I'm going underground,
so I'm gonna have to hang up. Bye.Copy !req
7. That was Iqbal. He's invited us
to drinks at his on Saturday.Copy !req
8. Cool I live just
around the corner from him.Copy !req
9. - There's something else he said.
- Uh-huh?Copy !req
10. Your dog, uh,
you've got a golden retriever?Copy !req
11. - With a...
- Silver bell around his neck.Copy !req
12. That's right,
and one ear that goes up...Copy !req
13. And the other one goes down,
and the paws go like this.Copy !req
14. He's so cute.Copy !req
15. Yeah, well, it's dead.
Iqbal's just ran over it,Copy !req
16. on his way to get some scratch cards.Copy !req
17. No.Copy !req
18. That's terrible.Copy !req
19. Not according to him. He won a tenner.Copy !req
20. Get inside and shut the door.Copy !req
21. That's the cunt.Copy !req
22. What?Copy !req
23. I can't be in love if it's plasticCopy !req
24. To live on my own just seems tragicCopy !req
25. But we'll raise our swords high
when our day comesCopy !req
26. You thought it was gold
but it was bronzeCopy !req
27. So, get here in time
when our day comesCopy !req
28. You thought it was gold
but it was bronzeCopy !req
29. My name is RichCopy !req
30. and I live in the underwater
kingdom of Atlantis.Copy !req
31. My name is Rich
and it's my birthday today.Copy !req
32. It's my birthday today.Copy !req
33. Your mail, sir.Copy !req
34. It's my birthday today, Ken.Copy !req
35. Oh boy,
are those all my birthday cards?Copy !req
36. - No.
- Oh.Copy !req
37. Oh, my aching balls.
My brother's flying in.Copy !req
38. Today.Copy !req
39. Well, he's not staying here.Copy !req
40. Oh, no, I wouldn't want him to.Copy !req
41. Good. What's he like,
this brother of yours?Copy !req
42. You know how you
used to call me a prick?Copy !req
43. I never stopped calling you a prick.Copy !req
44. Well, this guy is King Pricko
of Pricksburgh, Cockachusetts.Copy !req
45. I mean, this guy is
ten times worse than me.Copy !req
46. Can you imagine that?Copy !req
47. Woo! Let's party!
I'm in fucking London town!Copy !req
48. Yes, and you happen to be in my cab.Copy !req
49. - Where you going to, lady?
- Piccadilly Circus, please.Copy !req
50. Hey, what a fucking coinkidinkiCopy !req
51. That's where I'm going, sister!Copy !req
52. I'm not your sister.Copy !req
53. Yeah, well, I ain't your brother,
either, but after a couple of these,Copy !req
54. you'll be calling me Daddy.Copy !req
55. See what I mean?Copy !req
56. Yes.Copy !req
57. Oh. Anne!Copy !req
58. Is the green light on?Copy !req
59. Course it is. It was the first thing
I tried, you dozy mare.Copy !req
60. You've buggered it.Copy !req
61. Well, don't get so angry,
I'll call the repair guy.Copy !req
62. - Elvis?
- So, Saturday, how about you and meCopy !req
63. - and a jumbo peanut butter pizza?
- Elvis.Copy !req
64. Hmm. I gotta go.Copy !req
65. See you in my dreams.Copy !req
66. Hi, little lady.Copy !req
67. Howdy.Copy !req
68. Mmm. Hi there.Copy !req
69. Hi, Elvis. The printer keeps jamming.Copy !req
70. Gotcha. Stand back, everybody.Copy !req
71. Ooh, fancy that.Copy !req
72. Thanks, Elvis.Copy !req
73. Thank you very little.Copy !req
74. Bye, lad.Copy !req
75. Morning, gentlemen.Copy !req
76. - Morning.
- Apologies for being late.Copy !req
77. I suggest we crack on.Copy !req
78. Could you run
the first clip, please, Felix?Copy !req
79. Goddamnit, this is the
fucking best, mama!Copy !req
80. Mama, I can't sleep.Copy !req
81. What's he doing to you, Mama?Copy !req
82. Hey, come in, Pat. It's my boyCopy !req
83. I can't stop, baby
it's too fucking good.Copy !req
84. Oh, Ed,
you're the devil and no mistake.Copy !req
85. - But we gotta stop.
- HeyCopy !req
86. Why don't we let him watch?Copy !req
87. Oh!Copy !req
88. What the fuck was that?Copy !req
89. That's my dog.Copy !req
90. Oh, good God.Copy !req
91. Oh, well
Alright, Felix, that's enough.Copy !req
92. Well, I've never seen
anything like that.Copy !req
93. Not good.Copy !req
94. No. No.Copy !req
95. No.Copy !req
96. Must be something in the water.Copy !req
97. What do you mean?Copy !req
98. Looks like my brother's coming to stay.Copy !req
99. Wow.Copy !req
100. What a coinkidink.Copy !req
101. Is he the one you said
had a special problem?Copy !req
102. Yeah.Copy !req
103. Are you gonna take care of him?Copy !req
104. No, that's my mother's job.Copy !req
105. Now, remember, James,
don't take no guff from your brother.Copy !req
106. Make sure he looks after you.Copy !req
107. Don't worry, Mum,Copy !req
108. my brother loves me
and will look after me.Copy !req
109. Do you understand?Copy !req
110. What?Copy !req
111. Thing is, Rich, he's 80% deaf.Copy !req
112. And with disability
comes responsibility.Copy !req
113. And if I'm honest,Copy !req
114. I can't be arsed, n'est-ce pas?Copy !req
115. Uh, yeah, oui, oui.Copy !req
116. Sir, there are two gentlemen to see you.Copy !req
117. Oh, tell me that's not true.Copy !req
118. Geez Louise!Copy !req
119. Hey, bro, did somebody
fucking die in here or what?Copy !req
120. Where's the Queen
and her faggoty-ass son?Copy !req
121. - Huh?
- Is this a birthday surprise?Copy !req
122. What? Whose birthday?Copy !req
123. - Nobody.
- Hey, bro,Copy !req
124. I sat on a goddamn plane
for 12 goddamn hoursCopy !req
125. to come here and goddamn party!Copy !req
126. Let's get some broads and
booze the fuck out of this place!Copy !req
127. Yeah! Woo! I gotta piss.Copy !req
128. Pleasant trip?Copy !req
129. - What?
- Pleasant trip?Copy !req
130. Oh, forget it.Copy !req
131. This is what I mean.
It's a pain in the arse.Copy !req
132. If I don't say anything, he won't.Copy !req
133. And we could be sat here for hours.Copy !req
134. Wow, he's like one of them zombies.Copy !req
135. Man, my throat's
as dry as a gorilla's asshole.Copy !req
136. Sir, may I get you
something from the bar?Copy !req
137. Yeah, Manuel, you can get me a cattle
prod to zap some life into this place!Copy !req
138. Yeah, and get me a big glass full of ice
and fill it with these.Copy !req
139. Yeah!Copy !req
140. Very well, sir. And young man?Copy !req
141. Young man, would you like a drink?Copy !req
142. Can I stink?Copy !req
143. He'll have milk.Copy !req
144. I say, the fucking drinks machine's
on the blink. Anne!Copy !req
145. Did you put money in it?Copy !req
146. Course I put money in it.
Don't ask such daft questions, woman!Copy !req
147. I think the maintenance guy's here,
I'll give him a callCopy !req
148. See that you do!Copy !req
149. See, your eyes, baby, your eyes
are the gateway to your soulCopy !req
150. Charlie! Mr Manson, are you there?Copy !req
151. Listen, I gotta go.
Hold that thought, buttercup.Copy !req
152. What the hell do you want?Copy !req
153. Hi, Charlie.Copy !req
154. The coffee machine's on the blink again.Copy !req
155. Stand the shit back!Copy !req
156. That's like magic.Copy !req
157. - Thanks, Charlie.
- You can pay me in hell!Copy !req
158. Bye, lad.Copy !req
159. Fuck this shit.
Fuck this shit!Copy !req
160. Drink, motherfucker,
drink, motherfucker,Copy !req
161. drink, motherfucker, drink!Copy !req
162. I'll drink in my own time,
thank you very much.Copy !req
163. I don't need any advice from you.Copy !req
164. Mmm, party!Copy !req
165. Woo! Yeah, man!Copy !req
166. Why don't you just bugger off,
you spotted denizen of pond life.Copy !req
167. Put your money down, don't be a clown.Copy !req
168. Hey, find the ace, find the ace.Copy !req
169. Right here, motherfucker,
you owe me five, or a drink.Copy !req
170. - Drink, motherfucker!
- Look at those two pricks.Copy !req
171. Yeah.Copy !req
172. Two more. Alright.Copy !req
173. You know, last Christmas, I vowed
never to speak to my brother again.Copy !req
174. Why, what did he do?Copy !req
175. He threatened to kill
our family cat, Mr Winkie,Copy !req
176. if I didn't give him $40,000.Copy !req
177. Then, he threatened to kill me.Copy !req
178. So, you let him kill the cat, obviously.Copy !req
179. No, Matt, I couldn't.Copy !req
180. I couldn't.Copy !req
181. Until I came to London, that cat was
the only goddamn friend I had.Copy !req
182. Really.Copy !req
183. He holds quite a grudge,
this brother of yours.Copy !req
184. Yeah. I shit you not.
He's the reason why I'm so broke.Copy !req
185. Explain.Copy !req
186. Well, I could only pay half the
$40,000 to not kill the cat,Copy !req
187. so the next day, he put my Mr Winkie
in the dishwasher.Copy !req
188. So, there really is more than one way
to skin a cat.Copy !req
189. - You can be so fucking cruel
- Yeah.Copy !req
190. The only reason he came over hereCopy !req
191. was to collect the rest of the money,
which he knows I don't have,Copy !req
192. or to kill me.Copy !req
193. I'm a marked man.Copy !req
194. I'm gonna snap his neck.Copy !req
195. Seems that way.Copy !req
196. I gotta piss.Copy !req
197. Wrong door!Copy !req
198. That's it, old boy, in your own time.Copy !req
199. Well, don't be hesitant.Copy !req
200. Come on!Copy !req
201. Ah, Mr Rich. How nice to see you.Copy !req
202. We'll resume this later.Copy !req
203. Wormwood, you wouldn't just...
Pick up some...Copy !req
204. It would be a pleasure, sir.Copy !req
205. Good man.Copy !req
206. Now, what seems to be the problem
with you this evening, Mr Rich?Copy !req
207. It's my brother, sir.Copy !req
208. I think he wants to kill me.Copy !req
209. Do you have any proof?Copy !req
210. Well, he just came to visit me in LondonCopy !req
211. and he never travels anywhere
unless he wants to kill someone.Copy !req
212. He once drove 500 miles
Just to bite the head off a dog.Copy !req
213. - For ten bucks.
- Really?Copy !req
214. Mr Rich, would you touch
the eye of the salamander?Copy !req
215. Sure.Copy !req
216. Hey, this feels weird.Copy !req
217. What does it do?Copy !req
218. Absolutely nothing.Copy !req
219. It's just a bit of fun.Copy !req
220. This is a snuff box.Copy !req
221. One pinch of snuff, and I promise your
brother will be putty in your hands,Copy !req
222. as I believe the young people
of London are saying these days.Copy !req
223. Thanks, Your Eminence.Copy !req
224. Hey, can I stick this up his butt?Copy !req
225. Uh... Oh.Copy !req
226. Vulgarity. Yes.Copy !req
227. Hello, boys.Copy !req
228. Oh, Wormwood,
you have let yourself down.Copy !req
229. I do apologise, Mr Rich.Copy !req
230. There seems to be something of a drought
in Whitechapel this winter evening.Copy !req
231. That's okay.Copy !req
232. They remind me of my grandma.Copy !req
233. Plus, I'm a great kisser.Copy !req
234. - Come here.
- Oh, darling.Copy !req
235. Wormwood, where the hell
do you think you're going?Copy !req
236. We've got a game to play. Sit down.Copy !req
237. That's it.Copy !req
238. As you were, sir.Copy !req
239. Fabulous, yes.Copy !req
240. What else you got to offer, sweetheart?Copy !req
241. - Let's have a look.
- What is that?Copy !req
242. - Good morning, Mr Fulcher.
- Hi.Copy !req
243. - How did you sleep?
- Well, it's the same old problem.Copy !req
244. I'm still tired.
And my neck hurts like a rancid beast.Copy !req
245. Well, I think that by viewing your
sleep patterns on this monitor here,Copy !req
246. you might get a better idea
of what's been causing the problems.Copy !req
247. Okay.Copy !req
248. Hey, that's me!Copy !req
249. Yes, that's correct.Copy !req
250. Now, at hour one, you seem fine.Copy !req
251. A little tossing and turning here
and there, but that's normalCopy !req
252. Is that normal?Copy !req
253. I just said that.Copy !req
254. Oh.Copy !req
255. But watch what happens at hour two.Copy !req
256. Wow.Copy !req
257. You don't remember this happening?Copy !req
258. No.Copy !req
259. What about this?Copy !req
260. Wow.Copy !req
261. - Geez.
- And this?Copy !req
262. Shit nuts.Copy !req
263. - What about this?
- Oh, loose forehand.Copy !req
264. My mind's a blank.Copy !req
265. Really, you have
no memory of this at all?Copy !req
266. Uh-uh.Copy !req
267. You were sleepwalking around the bed,
which is rare,Copy !req
268. but then you started doing gymnastics.Copy !req
269. Wow. I'm really good.Copy !req
270. You don't remember doing any of this?Copy !req
271. No. I mean, I remember having
this dream about a bear,Copy !req
272. but this is all weird.Copy !req
273. Well, that might explain this.Copy !req
274. Oh, I'm a bear.Copy !req
275. I've really never
seen anything like it.Copy !req
276. Wow.Copy !req
277. Do you think this means that...Copy !req
278. Wait. There's more.Copy !req
279. I'm going to have to present this
to the Board of Sleeping Disorders.Copy !req
280. This is absolutely incredible.Copy !req
281. In all of my time of studying sleep,Copy !req
282. I have to say that
I've never seen anything like...Copy !req
283. You didn't go to sleep at all, did you?Copy !req
284. Nope. Grrrr.Copy !req
285. I'm a bear. Grrr.Copy !req
286. Get out.Copy !req
287. Hey, check out the birthday boy's watch.Copy !req
288. Yeah, you like it? It's pretty coolCopy !req
289. Absolutely. A present from
your sister, am I right?Copy !req
290. Oh, no. It was from
Ricky from The Office, you know?Copy !req
291. - Oh, right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
292. My sis said she
would call later, though.Copy !req
293. Hey, it's 2pm.Copy !req
294. It's actually 8am.Copy !req
295. Oh.Copy !req
296. Okay, birthday or not,
we've got a serious job to do.Copy !req
297. - Mmm.
- Are you ready?Copy !req
298. Yes.Copy !req
299. - Are you focused?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
300. Surprise!Copy !req
301. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
302. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
303. Happy birthday to RichCopy !req
304. Happy birthday to youCopy !req
305. Oh, man. You assholes.Copy !req
306. Who told you guys?Copy !req
307. Who do you fucking think?Copy !req
308. Did you tell 'em?Copy !req
309. Well, it may have been.Copy !req
310. Are we going
for a pig's ear after this, or what?Copy !req
311. What's a pig's ear?Copy !req
312. It means a beer. Do you fancy a beer?Copy !req
313. Hell, yeah!Copy !req
314. Of course he fucking does.Copy !req
315. Can't have a birthday
without getting arseholed.Copy !req
316. Ah!Copy !req
317. Christ, he got a reprieve.Copy !req
318. Should I answer it?Copy !req
319. If you would.Copy !req
320. Good morning, Home Secretary,
this is Rich Fulcher,Copy !req
321. first assistant to the hangman.Copy !req
322. Sis?Copy !req
323. How the hell
did you get this number?Copy !req
324. - Oh, my God.
- It's his sister.Copy !req
325. Happy birthday to me, too.Copy !req
326. Hey, you guys,
go on without me.Copy !req
327. Yeah, I was surprised.Copy !req
328. Yeah, we just came in,
they sang that song. The birthday song.Copy !req
329. Yeah, and they had poppers
and everything.Copy !req
330. And I think we're gonna
go out for a pig's ear later.Copy !req
331. That's a beer.Copy !req
332. No, I've never had a beer.Copy !req
333. - So, do you still like to farm?
- Woo, woo, woo. C'mon, he's dead.Copy !req
334. - Woo, woo, woo.
- Oh.Copy !req
335. Hey, listen, the guy's brown bread
so we gotta go.Copy !req
336. Alright.
So, thanks, Sis, I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
337. Yeah, yeah, come on.Copy !req
338. Come on, let's get down
the rub-a-dub, the rub-a-dub.Copy !req
339. And who should appear
but Margaret Thatcher?Copy !req
340. Yeah, alright!Copy !req
341. Man, this dude is awesome.Copy !req
342. We're gonna be partying in here a lot
when I move in with you.Copy !req
343. Alright,
I've got one for you.Copy !req
344. What about white dog shit?
You remember white dog shit?Copy !req
345. Yeah! It's true!Copy !req
346. Yeah, I've got a bit of a theory
where that's concerned.Copy !req
347. I think there's some
white dogshit policeCopy !req
348. that go out at night
and pick this stuff up.Copy !req
349. Fuck the shit police, man!Copy !req
350. He's with you, is he? Yeah.Copy !req
351. I'm gonna sing a song.Copy !req
352. This song is called
Why Does My Bathroom Leak?Copy !req
353. - Woo! Yeah!
- It goes a bit like this.Copy !req
354. Alright! Take it home!Copy !req
355. Buy it some flowers!Copy !req
356. Yeah, can I play?Copy !req
357. I'm not playing.Copy !req
358. Yeah, lick it!Copy !req
359. Go farmin' with it!Copy !req
360. Come on, beat it with a stick!Copy !req
361. Oh, shit, I went too far.Copy !req
362. Here, take this.Copy !req
363. That's good shit.Copy !req
364. What is that, Cuban?Copy !req
365. Please. Please let me through.Copy !req
366. For the love of God!Copy !req
367. This is an accident scene, sir.Copy !req
368. Are you dying to try a Mingo?Copy !req
369. Mingo. Luxury chocolate
that's just so satisfying.Copy !req
370. Available in the foyer.Copy !req
371. Much of a muchness. Any comments?Copy !req
372. Pretty mild, if you ask me.Copy !req
373. Oh, yes?Copy !req
374. My wife died in a motorcycle
accident only last week.Copy !req
375. There was much more blood than that.Copy !req
376. Next clip, please, Felix.Copy !req
377. Ooh, who could that be?Copy !req
378. Hello, my name's DC Lyons.Copy !req
379. I was wondering if I could ask you and
your family a couple of questions?Copy !req
380. Oh, you've come
about my son's stolen bike.Copy !req
381. Uh, yeah.Copy !req
382. Well,
it's quite fortunate,Copy !req
383. because today happens to be
my mother's 80th birthday,Copy !req
384. so all of my family are here.Copy !req
385. Oh, that's nice.Copy !req
386. - This is Uncle Jack.
- Hello, sir.Copy !req
387. - Auntie Pearl.
- Hello.Copy !req
388. Mum, I didn't think policemen
carried machine guns.Copy !req
389. Yeah?
Well, this one fucking does.Copy !req
390. What a mess.
I'd hate to be the maid.Copy !req
391. - Yes!
- The maid.Copy !req
392. Very good.Copy !req
393. Fucking wasps.Copy !req
394. Oh, my God.Copy !req
395. Dear Lord.Copy !req
396. Oh, no.Copy !req
397. Alright, Felix.Copy !req
398. That's ruined it.Copy !req
399. Will not be passed.Copy !req
400. On a lighter note, tell me more
about your wife's death.Copy !req
401. Oh, yes. Well, she runs straight into
a tree head first...Copy !req
402. Now, it's very rare for an artist
to top the pop paradeCopy !req
403. as well as the classical charts,Copy !req
404. but this incredible vocalist has
succeeded in doing just that.Copy !req
405. Now, James,
what I find amazing about youCopy !req
406. is that you're 80% deaf.Copy !req
407. So, when you're playing or composingCopy !req
408. you're really just tuning in
to the vibrations that you can feelCopy !req
409. Is that correct?Copy !req
410. Yes!Copy !req
411. Now, this increasingly popular
debut album was recorded in LACopy !req
412. and as you were telling me earlier,Copy !req
413. it's already become
a bestseller in France and Spain.Copy !req
414. France and Spain!Copy !req
415. And you're self-taught, aren't you?Copy !req
416. I mean, you're a multi-instrumentalist,Copy !req
417. you make all of the sounds yourself.Copy !req
418. I'm self-taught!Copy !req
419. So, now,
recorded earlier this afternoon,Copy !req
420. a live, one-off Whistle Test specialCopy !req
421. of the second movement
from this best selling album.Copy !req
422. I hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
423. So, I went to uni in Warwick
and studied Fine Art,Copy !req
424. which was just superb,
absolutely loved it.Copy !req
425. Ended up coming to London.Copy !req
426. And now I work as a curator in a museum,Copy !req
427. which is just... Oh! I can't tell you,
I'm so happy to go to work everyday.Copy !req
428. Sorry. Anyway. Oh, my God.
I'm doing all the talking.Copy !req
429. Tell me about yourself.Copy !req
430. Apart from being teetotal,
I don't know anything about you.Copy !req
431. Um, I sell rope to the government.Copy !req
432. My God, that's so cool!Copy !req
433. Mainly to prisons.Copy !req
434. Right, yeah, of course.Copy !req
435. Uh, the hours, they suit me.Copy !req
436. - The money...
- What sort of like a part-time basis?Copy !req
437. Hey. Hey, don't I know
you from somewhere?Copy !req
438. I don't think so, no.Copy !req
439. You play organised softball, don't you?Copy !req
440. No.Copy !req
441. - Paint ball
- Not me.Copy !req
442. Kickboxing.Copy !req
443. No.Copy !req
444. I swear I know you from... I got it.Copy !req
445. You raped me.Copy !req
446. That's right.
This guy raped me.Copy !req
447. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
448. This guy,
I was about to get my car in Holborn,Copy !req
449. he was bombed out of his skullCopy !req
450. He raped me in my own car.Copy !req
451. I'm sorry, this has
gotta be some kind of mistake.Copy !req
452. Oh, no mistake.
And then he dragged me into the alley,Copy !req
453. he raped me there, right?Copy !req
454. And then he said something like
"third time lucky'Copy !req
455. and then he raped me in the park.Copy !req
456. Okay, okay, that's enough.Copy !req
457. That's what I said. "That's enough!"Copy !req
458. But he bent me over
and he kept ramming it home.Copy !req
459. Ramming it home.
Ramming it, ramming it, ramming it.Copy !req
460. The only time he stopped,
was to take a swig of whisky.Copy !req
461. And then he kept ramming it,
ramming it, ramming it.Copy !req
462. Anyway, I see you two are on a date.Copy !req
463. So, listen, it was nice to see you.Copy !req
464. If you, uh, ever
want to get in touch, uh...Copy !req
465. There you go.Copy !req
466. So, the rabbit soup here...Copy !req
467. Whisky?Copy !req
468. I thought you said you didn't drink.Copy !req
469. Whisky!Copy !req
470. Who the fuck's
changed me password?Copy !req
471. Anne!Copy !req
472. See?Copy !req
473. Well, did you try turning it off
then on again?Copy !req
474. Course I did, you dizzy piece.Copy !req
475. That was the first thing I tried.Copy !req
476. Well, I'll call Beckham, our IT guy.Copy !req
477. I like to draw pictures
of The Lion King and maybe...Copy !req
478. David. David.Copy !req
479. Back in a minute.Copy !req
480. Give over!Copy !req
481. Hiya.Copy !req
482. Hiya.Copy !req
483. Hiya.Copy !req
484. Hi, David, thanks.
We've got a password problem.Copy !req
485. Right.Copy !req
486. Stand back, everybody.Copy !req
487. - Oh!
- Ooh.Copy !req
488. Thanks, David.Copy !req
489. No worries.Copy !req
490. Mind how you go, lad. Think on.Copy !req
491. Hiya.Copy !req
492. Hiya.Copy !req
493. What?Copy !req
494. I didn't say anything, you prick.Copy !req
495. Shall I tell you how Mum's doing?Copy !req
496. No, thanks.Copy !req
497. Oh, she's doing fine, thanks.Copy !req
498. She's joined a gun club.Copy !req
499. Excellent.Copy !req
500. Excellent.Copy !req
501. Gentlemen, I'm going to the bar.Copy !req
502. Can I freshen anyone's drinks?Copy !req
503. Sure, bro.Copy !req
504. I'll have a vodka and coffee.
Hold the salt.Copy !req
505. Whisky!Copy !req
506. Tres bien.Copy !req
507. As you gentlemen know,
I'm off to the States in the morningCopy !req
508. to open a home for wayward cats.Copy !req
509. - Ooh.
- I just wanted to say,Copy !req
510. I've enjoyed your company immensely.Copy !req
511. And I love the Queen.Copy !req
512. Bye, James. Give my love to our Mum.Copy !req
513. And, James... I love you.Copy !req
514. Wow. Did he hear all that?Copy !req
515. Course he fucking didn't.Copy !req
516. Boy, Sir Charles really
saved my ass this time.Copy !req
517. - Cheers, Charles.
- Cheers, Chuck.Copy !req
518. I can't be in love if it's plasticCopy !req
519. To live on my own just seems tragicCopy !req
520. But we'll raise our swords high
when our day comesCopy !req
521. You thought it was gold,
but it was bronzeCopy !req
522. So get here in time
when our day comesCopy !req
523. You thought it was gold
but it was bronzeCopy !req
524. Get here in time when our day comesCopy !req
525. You thought it was gold
but it was bronzeCopy !req
526. Yeah!Copy !req
527. In the Snuff Box next time...Copy !req
528. Music...Copy !req
529. Everything went darkCopy !req
530. ladies,Copy !req
531. variety and pleasure.Copy !req
532. So if I should die of smallpoxCopy !req
533. Put my remains in my snuff boxCopy !req
534. So if I should die of smallpoxCopy !req
535. Put my remains in my snuff boxCopy !req