Smiling Friends 2x6

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This episode tells the story of a 34-year-old boy named Pim who sets out to save his mother on Mars after she is abducted by Martians.

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1. Hey, Pim, how close are we? We're like in the middle of nowhere.

2. It's just a little further, Charlie.

3. Look, man, I ditched a frickin' awesome party to come do this with you.

4. So, this better not be some lame thing with a bunch of squares.

5. Trust me, Charlie, it's gonna be really fun.

6. These guys are the definition of party animals.

7. Here we are, Charlie! Meet Bill, Fillmore, and Duncan!

8. Pim, what is this?

9. The UFO hunting group!

10. You said last week you were super into UFO's right?

11. I've never said anything like that in my entire life.

12. - Maybe that was Glep. - Salutations, Pim.

13. - Who's the noobie? - Hello, Bill!

14. - This is Charlie, my best friend. - Nice to meet you, Charlie.

15. Any, any friend of Pim's is a friend of ours, yes.

16. So you guys just sit around and wait for an alien to show up?

17. Yes, yes, yes, no, no! What we do is much more exciting than that.

18. Let the epic search begin!

19. There!

20. Wait, sorry, that was just the satellite from earlier.

21. So, have any of you guys ever actually seen a UFO?

22. - UAP. - Of course we have!

23. In 2013 we may possibly definitely have spotted a cigar shaped craft

24. descend and ascend at incredible velocity!

25. Turned out to be a bird, but still pretty cool.

26. Why would an alien care about us?

27. I believe they're here for peaceful reasons.

28. And they want us to love each other. Yes.

29. Nonsense! They're demons from another dimension,

30. and the only reason we don't see them that often

31. is because they cannot get through the damned glass dome

32. protecting the flat Earth!

33. Do you actually believe that or are you just doing a bit right now?

34. I don't just believe it, I know it.

35. And they've pulled the wool over your eyes, haven't they?

36. I could tell when you walked over here.

37. Alright, how do you explain time zones, dude?

38. How much did those NASA lientists pay for you to say that?

39. What do you think about the aliens, Duncan?

40. Gosh. I think Duncan ate too many animal cookies.

41. Yeah, riveting stuff. I'm gonna get an Uber now.

42. Wait! Bill, don't you have that experimental alien beacon device

43. you were talking about?

44. Yes, I do have it on my persons,

45. but it could be very unstable if not used correctly.

46. Everyone, stand back.

47. - That's a theremin, dude. - What?

48. My uncle used to have one of these when he was in his band.

49. I didn't know it could do that.

50. Oh my God! It's real! I was just fucking around!

51. Oh my God, it's a real UFO!

52. Pim, wake up!

53. Bill? Hey, Bill.

54. Oh my God!

55. Dude, this has to be a dream. This has to be some kind of nightmare.

56. I can't hear anything, I think they're gone.

57. Wow, not only were we abducted by aliens,

58. but I think the aliens that abducted us were also abducted,

59. abducted, and now we're inside their ship

60. and they're flying out of our galaxy!

61. Yeah, no fricken' dip. I could have told you that.

62. Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name...

63. Yo. Either of you guys got a lighter?

64. No, sir.

65. Nah, no one out there has a lighter, sorry, man.

66. - Should we invite Kelsey? - No, fuck no, dude.

67. Last time she was here she went psycho

68. and stole my Adderall and my vape pen. Fuck no.

69. Hello.

70. Sup? Wait, who invited you guys?

71. - Xeenore? - Yeah, that's him.

72. Sweet. He's not here yet,

73. but come on in, the party's just getting started.

74. We were just about to go to the Zeta Reticuli system

75. to fuck around. You guys up for some Saturday night shenanigans?

76. As fun as that sounds and it does sound really fun and everything,

77. Xeenore was actually the whole reason we came here,

78. so if he's not here we'll probably just go home.

79. What?

80. You guys aren't squares, are you?

81. No, no, we're cool.

82. I guess we can hang for a bit, it's Saturday after all.

83. Alright! Let's party!

84. I think it's starting to wear off.

85. Alright, wow, yeah.

86. Hey, you know, we did all the stuff you asked to prove we're cool.

87. In fact Pim injected that black goo into his arm,

88. you didn't even ask him to do that. But I think we're pretty beat, right?

89. I think it's probably about time we get taken back home, right, Pim?

90. Yep, that's right, you said it, Charlie. We'll just be on our way then.

91. Wait, chill, chill, we're not done yet. We saved the best for last.

92. If you guys really aren't squares,

93. you'll have no problem vaporizing this planet.

94. It's gonna be so fucking funny.

95. Is there life on that planet?

96. Yeah.

97. It's only one of the oldest and most populated civilizations in the galaxy.

98. That's kinda what makes the prank funny, dude.

99. If you guys do this last thing we'll take you home right after.

100. Like immediately we'll turn the ship around and take you guys back.

101. Yeah, sure, of course.

102. I can't do it, I'm sorry.

103. I'd rather be stuck on this ship for the rest of my life

104. than commit such a horrible atrocity against so many innocent beings.

105. I don't think you understand.

106. If you don't do this, you're going to spend the rest of your life

107. inside this.

108. We threw some nerds in this Zeep torture device yesterday

109. because they didn't want to put a CD holder up their ass.

110. Every second feels like a thousand years to them.

111. So, are you guys cool or not?

112. Charlie, I can't go into that thing. That's Hell.

113. It's okay, Pim. We'll just destroy the planet,

114. kill everybody and then never talk about this again.

115. Alright, we did it.

116. God! I can't believe it! That's so great.

117. Dude, you guys are total psychopaths!

118. Nobody was on that planet, it was completely empty!

119. What?

120. Yeah and there's no such thing as a Zeep torture device.

121. That's like Black Mirror shit dude,

122. this is an LED I got off Alibaba.

123. Alibaba.

124. Alright, can you please just take us home now?

125. This ship only goes one way, we can't even go backwards.

126. We were never able to take you guys back home.

127. You know what? You know you guys are losers, right?

128. You party and pull pranks. You guys aren't cool!

129. - You're childish! - Fuck you, man!

130. - We don't need to talk about this. - We don't know Xeenore.

131. We made him up, we lied!

132. Who do you think you are talking to us like that?

133. You are being detained for destruction of public property

134. and disturbing the peace. Do not exit your vehicle and remain calm.

135. Holy shit, it's the cops! We gotta bail!

136. - To my space car! - You have a space car?

137. I have a space car!

138. Charlie, look! The first aliens who abducted us are still alive!

139. Pim, I've known you for 7 years and I never thought I'd say this,

140. but I'm gonna go ahead and fly that alien saucer

141. Charlie. I support you a hundred percent.

142. Well, Pim, I guess you were right aliens exist, and I hate their guts.

143. I hate aliens, hey, sue me.

144. I kind of imagined they'd be a bit more benevolent.

145. But at least you got that Saturday night party you wanted.

146. So true, Pim, so true.

147. I feel like I'm probably getting a little too old for this party stuff.

148. Can you really top an alien party? You know what I mean?

149. Can you top an alien party? I don't think you can.

150. By the way, when we were running out,

151. did you see that Tony Hawk game that they were playing?

152. It looked pretty fun.

153. You don't think I'd be able to get that on Earth anywhere, do you?

154. - Like the alien game? - Yeah.

155. I think it would be pretty hard only because it is an alien game.

156. I was just wondering. It's stupid to even ask.

157. I think we're approaching Earth.

158. Cool. I've always wanted to see it from space.

159. Wait, what? What is that?

160. Charlie, that's not Earth, right?

161. Dude, that's completely flat.

162. That's what I'm saying, That can't be real, right?

163. We're looking at it, dude. The Earth is flat.

164. Charlie, the Earth can't actually be flat, right?

165. There's the glass dome, dude! Oh my God, dude.

166. - This can't be real. - I need to sit down.

167. Pim, we need to take this to the grave.

168. We cannot tell anybody. This changes everything.

169. I know. We can never tell anyone.

170. I might actually puke. Stay back.

171. - I'm gonna throw up. - The Earth is flat, Charlie.

172. No! You've got the wrong people! We didn't kill our friends!

173. - The UFO took them! - Yeah, whatever you say, buddy.