Smiling Friends 2x5

Joel Haver as Doug (voice) • Edson Matus as Spanish Charlie (voice) • Marc Winslow as Spanish Pim (voice)

After some of the Boss's usual tomfoolery, Pim and Charlie are tasked with helping a mad scientist with an "egg dilemma".

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Subtitle languages: English • Spanish • Brazilian Portuguese

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1. No. Give it here.

2. I want that.

3. You got...

4. Whoa!

5. Wow!

6. Oh, he almost got the ham then.

7. That was a close one.

8. Yeah, that was close.

9. I don't wanna to watch this.

10. Come on, Allan.

11. It's actually a really informat...

12. Where's the remote?

13. I want to watch the updates on the war.

14. The remote's broken.

15. All right.

16. Well, can we turn it down at

17. TV's broken too.

18. So we just have to watch this?

19. Yep.

20. Oh, I forgot about that alarm.

21. Yeah, me too.

22. We don't really he...

23. Thanks for coming, guys.

24. I just got a really exciting job for y'all.

25. Awesome, man.

26. Yeah, what is it?

27. You two now have THE

28. Jared Fogle!

29. The subway guy!

30. As you guys know,

31. we're not allowed to say no to anyone who calls us.

32. So, yeah, you're helping Jared Fogle smile today.

33. Pretty cool, right?

34. Oh, Lord.

35. I'm just fucking with you.

36. That was too far, man.

37. Jared Fogle is a genuine fucking menace.

38. Absolutely not.

39. I did not like that.

40. Yeah, he's a pedophile.

41. Oh, come on, guys.

42. It was funny.

43. The costume, come on!

44. No, it wasn't.

45. No, it...

46. I did not find that funny.

47. I have a line with that kind of stuff.

48. I don't find that stuff funny.

49. I— No.

50. So, do we have a real job?

51. Oh, yeah.

52. I actually got a call fr...

53. He sounded completely frantic

54. and was saying something about an egg dilemma.

55. Oh, please, I'm serious this time.

56. Please believe me.

57. Fuck off, Dude, that's cheap.

58. That's just— that's low hanging fruit.

59. That one got you.

60. Yeah, the dog face.

61. Yeah, the dog got me.

62. Good job.

63. You love it.

64. I do.

65. You— you...

66. There it is again.

67. Let's go, Charlie.

68. What kind of scientist lives in a tunnel, dude?

69. I think we're almost there.

70. I see a light ahead.

71. Greetings!

72. I am Professor Psychotic!

73. And you are just in time for the show!

74. Yes, Yes!

75. Bah!

76. OH, my God!

77. What the hell, dude!

78. No need to be alarmed!

79. Dude, what was that?

80. What was that thing?

81. That was a failure is what it was!

82. I injected my psychotic DNA into a chicken egg

83. and let it marinate for 14 moons

84. and it was supposed to create a living homunculus

85. but instead it died just like all the others!

86. So, what do you need us for?

87. The reason I called you two here is

88. because I'm missing what all mad scientists have.

89. Assistance!

90. With your help

91. together

92. we can finally succeed in my lifelong mission of crea...

93. Then I will finally take over the world!

94. Yo.

95. Uh, yo, what's up?

96. What's up, man?

97. Vanessa's over.

98. We're trying to watch TV.

99. You're being incredibly loud.

100. Uh, you just like, my volume, or—

101. Yeah, volume.

102. That's what loud means, doesn't

103. Yeah, I have the door closed.

104. We're on the couch on the other side of this paper-thin wall.

105. We're trying to watch a nice romantic movie

106. and all we're hearing is injecting DNA into an egg.

107. Yeah, that's what I do. Yeah.

108. Yeah, that's what you do.

109. You waste time.

110. You do stupid shit all the time.

111. You notice this is what I care about?

112. This is what you care about!

113. Care about something better!

114. Care about yourself, maybe!

115. Care about me.

116. The people who are keeping you alive!

117. I care about you. This is like my job, basically.

118. Oh, you care about me? That's so good.

119. You're only doing your job.

120. Get an actual job!

121. Get one that pays you.

122. You know, I looked.

123. It's a hard economy out there.

124. It's a hard economy?

125. How about the economy of my patients?

126. It's running thin, buddy.

127. Paper-thin like these walls.

128. What? Dude, you have your problems, too.

129. I got my problem. Okay, okay.

130. Get the fuck out!

131. I—

132. Get the fuck out!

133. Go!

134. Fuck

135. Fuck

136. Dude, what do I do?

137. I didn't have a place to stay.

138. Fuck

139. Uh, yeah. Can you just give ...

140. I can understand you.

141. I took Spanish in school.

142. Oh, cool. I—

143. I guess you now our plan, then.

144. Um, Yeah.

145. All right, Professor Psychotic. This place is great. I love this place.

146. All you got to do is just watch me.

147. It's very simple.

148. All right, you wanna grab,

149. You wanna to grab a guy there,

150. Okay, you wanna to see that part right there?

151. You wanna to twist.

152. You wanna to pull,

153. You wanna to grab that part. You wanna to d...

154. You wanna dip.

155. You wanna to throw the other piec...

156. Dip it in some of that and you just— you enjoy it.

157. Mm, it's good. Now you try.

158. I still can't believe my brother kicked me out.

159. The craziest part is I'm 100% in the right.

160. No, dude, your brother kind of has a point, okay?

161. This mad scientist stuff is ruining your life.

162. You just got kicked out of your place, dude.

163. Well, I wouldn't say it's just the mad scientist stuff.

164. It's definitely the mad scientist— it's definitely the mad scientist stuff, 100%.

165. But then what am I going to do all day?

166. I mean, dude, you keep bringing up creating life.

167. Have you ever, like, been with a woman?

168. You know you can, like, create life with a woman, right?

169. Like, fucking her?

170. Hmm, no, I couldn't do that.

171. I have trouble speaking to women.

172. Come on, man, it's not that hard.

173. Why don't you just try to practice first?

174. Look, what about that girl right there? She's beautiful.

175. Why don't you try talking to her?

176. Uh, hello, I am Professor Psychotic.

177. I am making an egg with my DNA in my evil laboratory!

178. I really thought that would work.

179. How? How could that ever work?

180. That one, fellas, the thing up there!

181. Look, Mr. Doug

182. I know your brother can be eccentric

183. but you really should give him a chance...

184. He's the only brother you've got.

185. No!

186. Decision's final.

187. I've given Daniel too many chances.

188. I work 14 hours a day to pay for our house

189. and he's in his bedroom doing that egg shit.

190. I'm done.

191. Well, maybe if you two had a nice sit-down over a cup of tea and a slice of cake,

192. you could work things out.

193. I ought to knock your block off, you little freak.

194. What?

195. Sorry.

196. It's just that things really haven't been the same

197. since the funeral.

198. Funeral?

199. Yeah.

200. Mother's funeral.

201. Ever since then, Daniel hasn't been the same.

202. He blew her inheritance on that science lab of his.

203. $80,000.

204. Right down the tubes.

205. You know, I'm just happy Mother's not here to see it.

206. Check this out.

207. Oh my God. I'm sorry.

208. Pretty fuckin' serious.

209. Please, Mr. Doug.

210. Just give your brother one more chance.

211. Nope. Like I said, decision is final.

212. Oh, oh, careful, careful!

213. Matthew!

214. Nooo!

215. No, no, this can't be happening!

216. My brother! Nooo!

217. And yeah, we was having a little bit of brotherly drama

218. but I see how little that matters now.

219. And I never told him how much I damn love him.

220. I freaking love you, man!

221. Oh my God!

222. Nooo!

223. Okay.

224. I'll go see him.

225. Yeah, I think that's a good idea.

226. Yeah.

227. Honestly.

228. Oh, nice to see you. Come in.

229. Your brother's in the living room.

230. Doug, good to see you.

231. Looking good, Daniel.

232. All right, Doug. Why don't you start?

233. Okay.

234. Daniel

235. I'm sorry I kicked you out and exploded on you.

236. You're my little baby brother

237. and I worry sick about you.

238. Your behavior has been affecting everyone around you, including me.

239. And I just wish the best for you.

240. That was very nice, Doug.

241. Daniel

242. do you have anything to say?

243. Come on, man, say something?

244. Doug, I'm sorry for all the stuff I did

245. but it's been hard for me too.

246. You haven't been the same since you became addicted to those painkillers.

247. I take those pills because of you, man.

248. Yeah? Well, maybe if you weren't high 24-7

249. you could have been there for Mother when she died!

250. I'm gonna kick

251. your fuckin' ass, man!

252. Stand up! Get up!

253. Get off me brother!

254. Stop!

255. Stop!

256. No, stop!

257. Stop fighting!

258. Wait.

259. Hello, huh? Hello, daddies?

260. Hello, daddies? Hello?

261. Don't you see?

262. Look what you did.

263. You created life.

264. Hello, what's up? Hello, what's up?

265. Yes, I did it.

266. I really did it.

267. We need to put aside

268. whatever differences we may have

269. to raise this homunculus.

270. Yeah.

271. We need to father th...

272. Absolutely dude.

273. I love you.

274. Love you, too.

275. I'm sorry, man.

276. I'm sorry.

277. I'm sorry, man.

278. I love you.

279. You did it.

280. You're a fucking genius. You're a genius.

281. You're a genius.

282. Look at you. You're a genius.

283. Pim, the world we live in stresses me out, dude.

284. Really? Why?

285. Just like never-ending constant chaos.

286. No, It never lets up. I hate it.

287. It's not good.

288. I mean, you didn't like when th...

289. the egg, though? That was kind of nice, wasn't it?

290. No, that's what I'm talking about. It's exactly what I'm saying.

291. Oh, you didn't like that kind of... I'm sorry.

292. What's that? You didn't do it. It's like your fault.

293. Yeah, okay.

294. I'm sorry I tried to take the ham from earlier on.

295. No, that's alright.

296. I'm sorry, I didn't lend it to you.

297. Oh.

298. You can have it. You can have a piece.

299. Oh.

300. Get over here, brother.

301. I love you.

302. That changed my life.

303. I'm not crying because of the mov...

304. I'm crying because I can't change my face back to normal.

305. I don't know what to do.

306. !