1. Pim, can we watch
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2. No, shh.
It's about to get really good.
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3. It's about to get really good.
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4. Trust me.
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5. Hey, Alan.
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6. What are you, uh, what are you
doing back there, man?
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7. I think we might have a mouse
in the office.
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8. My precious piece of cheese
has gone missing,
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9. unless one of you took it.
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10. I mean, I don't know.
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11. I, uh, I haven't seen
your pieces of cheese.
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12. Oh, you missed it.
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13. What?
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14. the character did a spin.
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15. It was, like, a cool spin.
That was the whole reason
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but, yeah.
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17. It was —
it was just kind of cool.
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18. Okay.
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19. Hey, guys.
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20. So we got a job?
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21. Yeah, but you sort of caught me
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22. in the middle
of something, here.
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23. You guys don't have a problem
watching someone eat, do you?
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24. Not really, no. Go — go ahead,
man. Go ahead.
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25. All right.
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26. So I got a call
from a mom today.
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27. She's concerned about her son,
says he's been, quote,
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29. She's wondering if you guys
could put a smile
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31. Uh, they're at
8501 West Tyson...
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32. Ow!
Hey, no biting.
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33. Hey!
No biting.
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34. Okay?
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35. You want me to bite you?
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36. You know that hurts Daddy.
I told you, silly.
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37. No biting, okay?
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38. You're my good little baby, huh?
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39. Yeah, mm.
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40. Uh, yeah. I mean, no.
For sure, we could do that.
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41. We could help the kid smile
and everything.
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42. Did you need everything else
or is that...
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43. No. Now get out there,
and make someone smile.
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44. This is going to be great,
Charlie.
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45. I love helping kids.
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46. I love kids, Charlie.
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47. I love kids!
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48. I would really not be screaming
that at the top of your lungs.
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49. Oh, hello.
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50. Are you the Smiling Friends?
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51. That's us, ma'am,
here to bring smiles
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52. and make the world
a better place.
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53. Uh, is your son home?
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54. Oh, yes. Yes.
He is. Come on in.
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55. Come right in.
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56. I'm so glad you boys came.
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57. Uh, he's just right in here.
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58. I hope he's not sleeping.
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59. Desmond!
The Smiling Friends are here.
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60. Hey, little buddy.
How are you doing?
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61. Whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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62. Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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63. Hello.
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64. What's, uh, what's up, man?
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65. What's happening, big guy?
What's up with the gun?
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66. Oh, nothing.
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67. I was probably going to use it
to shoot myself or something.
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68. Oh, you don't need to
do that, man.
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69. Why don't you just put
the gun down, buddy?
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70. Yeah.
D — don't worry.
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71. Things are going to be okay.
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72. What's wrong?
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73. Well, life is not going
that great for me.
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74. My wife left me.
My kids left me.
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75. My dog died from
a broken heart last fall,
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Yeah.
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77. Probably just going to end it
all or something.
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78. Pim, can I, uh, can I talk
to you for a second?
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79. Look, Pim.
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80. I know it's our job to help
this guy and everything,
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81. but I think this guy
is a lost cause.
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82. He's obviously made up his mind.
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83. Why don't we just cut our losses
and get out of here?
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84. Oh, come on.
That's nonsense, Charlie.
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85. We've never given up
on a job so far.
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86. Um, hello there, sir.
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87. I know you don't know who I am,
but my name is Pim.
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88. I know right now things
seem bleak,
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the end of this beautiful day,
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a big, gorgeous smile
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92. Oh, won't you give us a chance?
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93. Okay, but if you can't help me,
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94. I'm going to shoot
myself and make you two watch.
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95. Okay, not sure about that,
but yay!
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96. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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97. One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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98. One, two. Hmm, Fleb,
did you take a paper clip?
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99. I counted 74 last time,
and now there's only 73.
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100. I am not accusing you.
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101. I'm simply asking.
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102. A-ha!
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103. I got you, you dang mouse.
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104. I will get you.
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105. Nobody takes Alan's precious
piece of cheese
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106. and gets away with it.
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107. Uh, hey, sorry to bother you,
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108. but did you see a mouse
run through here, by chance?
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109. I don't know.
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110. Yeah. No clue, man.
Maybe try down there?
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111. Thanks.
I'll check it out.
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112. By the way, for the record,
you should probably knock
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113. or make yourself known next time
you enter someone's place.
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114. Dude, I don't even think you
should be in here to begin with.
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115. Yeah, not really your business,
though, is it?
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116. When you're living in our office
walls, yeah, it kind of is.
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117. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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118. Okay, I'm not —
I'm not doing this right now.
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119. Bye.
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120. Whatever.
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121. Hello, family!
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122. Um, so this is my new pal,
Desmond.
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123. Uh, he's been feeling
a bit blue lately,
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124. so I wanted to show him
one of the best things life
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quality family times.
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126. This is my cousin, Graham Nelly.
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127. He's a darn whiz
with the skateboard, actually.
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128. Go on. Show him that —
show him that...
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129. Yeah. I, uh, just know how to do
an ollie on it,
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130. but, uh,
I forgot.
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131. Ew, Pim.
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132. You are so stupid, right, babe?
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133. Yeah.
That's my beautiful sister, Amy.
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134. We don't always get along,
but we sure do love each other.
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135. Pim, I genuinely hate you.
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136. I have no love for you
in any shape or form.
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137. Right, babe?
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138. Um, uh, all right.
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139. And over there in that
empty chair is where —
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usually sits,
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141. but tonight
he's in the other room, I think.
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142. I'm trying to work
the bloody television in here!
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143. Steven, get in here,
and sit at the dinner table!
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144. Your son is home!
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145. Oh, would you shut the
up, woman?
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146. I was down in the bloody mines
for 48 hours today!
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147. Don't you tell me to shut up!
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148. I can do what I
bloody hell want!
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149. Wow, Pim.
This is really going well.
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150. Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
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151. I ruined it.
I'm sorry.
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152. Is this supposed to make me
not want to kill myself?
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153. Well, uh, I haven't really
been home since Christmas,
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154. so I guess I forgot there's
sometimes family tension.
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155. Uh, but that's okay because
there's another thing
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156. that makes life
worth living: friends!
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157. So another great thing about
life is making new friends.
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158. Anyone can be your friend,
even that guy.
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159. Hello, there.
I'm Pim.
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160. Would you like to be our friend?
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161. What the dude?
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162. Don't touch me.
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163. I'm sorry.
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164. Dude, what the?
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165. Why are you here, man?
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166. You're so old.
Where's your wife?
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167. Go home to your family, dude?
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168. Well, I mean, I'm not that old.
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169. You are getting
kind of old, dude.
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170. What?
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171. You know, like,
we're all getting older.
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172. I guess our best years
are just behind us.
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173. It's fine.
It just is what it is.
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174. Exactly.
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175. Huh, guess I'd never really
thought about that before.
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176. All right.
Going to kill myself, now.
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177. Goodbye.
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178. Wait! Wait, wait, wait!
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179. I know the perfect place that
will definitely cheer you up.
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180. Welcome to Dave Land.
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181. I always come here when I feel
down in the dumps.
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182. They have the Dave Roller
Coaster, the Dave toilets,
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183. Dave Snow Cones, oh, and you
can even meet
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185. Who's Dave?
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186. I don't know.
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187. He's Dave, creator of Dave Land.
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188. Come on.
Let's go on the roller coaster.
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189. Oh, the line is short!
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190. Come out, come out,
wherever you are.
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191. I know you're in here,
little mousy.
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192. Hello?
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193. Oh, you're not a mouse at all.
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194. Aw, everything is going
to be all right.
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195. Can I have my piece
of cheese back, please?
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196. Ow!
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197. What the... Hey!
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198. Come back here.
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199. Come out of there!
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200. I want my cheese back, please.
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201. Ah!
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202. Guys, knock it off.
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203. Hey, sorry.
I'm back.
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204. Oh, so that was really fun,
wasn't it?
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205. Desmond, you looked so funny
on that roller coaster.
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any photos?
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I bet after the teacup ride,
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revolver anymore.
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211. Uh, do you feel any better?
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212. Yeah, I guess.
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213. Charlie, we did it,
successful mission!
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215. Then it ended,
like good things always do.
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216. Huh? Well, yeah, but nice things
can't last forever.
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217. That's exactly it.
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really just finding momentary
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to keep yourself busy
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220. so you think about the harsh
realities of life for a second?
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meet new friends,
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with my family all day long.
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223. It doesn't change the fact
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Desmond anything else,
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228. Well, did you want
to show me anything?
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229. Uh, all right.
Yeah.
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feel any better, though.
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235. Yeah, I know.
I didn't think so.
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to the office.
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some paperwork
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to make you smile,
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uh, you know,
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and all that.
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242. I just wanted my cheese!
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245. That felt good.
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246. Notice your food
has gone missing?
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247. Hearing scratches in the walls?
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248. Finding mysterious
purple shit pellets?
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249. You, my friend, may have
an bliblie infestation.
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250. Luckily for you, there's
Desmond's Bliblie Control.
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251. We'll kill them all for you:
shoot them,
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254. We'll take control,
bliblie control.
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255. Call now!
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256. Huh, I guess Desmond just needed
to find a purpose in life.
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257. Yes, and I got my cheese back.
Nom.
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you crazy character.
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259. Nom, nom.
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260. Nom, nom.
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261. What is that?
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264. I'm not going to grab that.
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