1. Okay, Clark, we have a carjacking
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2. On my way.
Bad day for that guy.
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3. Now we have a mugging on Halpert—
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4. - Got him.
- Nice one.
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5. - And just around the corner, there's a—
- Done.
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6. Wow, that was fast, even for you.
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7. Okay, cowboy, looks like we're all clear
on the western front for now.
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8. I'm handing the reins to John Jones.
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9. He's gonna patrol
while I'm out of town with Lois.
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10. Don't worry. I think Metropolis can handle
one weekend without the Blur.
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11. Now the real question is,
can the Blur handle two nights with Lois?
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12. I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'll have my cell, so if anything comes up—
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13. Clark, it's one weekend. Enjoy it.
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14. I heard Bart's in town.
You two should hang out.
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15. Thank you for the not-so-subtle contribution
to the Chloe Sullivan charity case...
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16. but Lois already made a kind donation
in your name.
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17. - I'm hanging up now.
- Bye, Chloe.
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18. - Have fun.
- You too.
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19. Thanks.
- Sure.
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20. Ah. Perfect timing.
Articles are in, phone calls returned...
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21. and I am officially ready
for our magical mystery weekend.
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22. Let's escape before Randall sends you
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23. Well, since you insisted on being
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24. I had to cover all my bases.
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25. There's snow angel,
surfer girl, city chic.
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26. - How about countryside bed and breakfast?
- Good choice.
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27. But since I'm assuming you don't mean
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28. No. It's kind of Scottish,
some place called the McDougal Inn.
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29. I have your room all ready, Mrs. Green...
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31. Make it a queen.
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32. Welcome to the McDougal Inn.
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33. I got it.
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34. Did you see the latest crime rating?
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36. Tell me a story, Daddy.
All right. What about?
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37. The Blur.
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38. I know it's called a bed and breakfast,
but missing dinner is a bust.
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39. I'm starving.
I already ate the granola bar...
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40. that's been at the bottom of my bag
since I don't know when.
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41. We wouldn't be late
if we hadn't driven 40 miles...
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43. You'll thank me later.
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44. Yes, can I help you?
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45. - Hey.
- Sorry about that.
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46. We're late. The reservation's under Kent.
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47. Oh, I apologize, but thanks to the storm,
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48. I tried to call, but the line wouldn't connect.
Our reception is horrible around here.
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49. Well, that's fine.
We'll take any room that you have available.
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50. There isn't one.
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51. Before I realized the pipe had burst,
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52. Okay, well...
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53. let's hope that Mr. and Mrs. Green
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54. The only inn they're gonna be staying at
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55. Lois. What room is it, exactly?
Maybe I can fix the pipe.
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56. Um... If you'd like to try.
It's the last room on the left.
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57. Great. That's what you get
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58. Sorry.
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59. If you ask me, Great-Great-Great-
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60. So, what did he do to deserve
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62. took her crown and castle,
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63. Oh, for a country that prides itself
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65. According to legend,
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66. she wanted to return from the underworld
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67. She was granted her wish, at a price.
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68. Since she was betrayed by a man,
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69. Any that crossed her path.
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70. Oh. Murder, misogyny and mayhem. I can
see why you left that out of the brochure.
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71. How about a cup of tea
while you wait for your boyfriend?
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72. How about
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73. because, you know,
they obviously don't need it?
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74. Um...
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75. Just kidding.
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76. I'll check on Clark. He is used to baling hay
but I'm sure he's just bailing buckets.
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77. Okay.
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78. Clark, I don't care how bad it is. I survived
a tent in Guadalajara. I can handle a...
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79. soggy room.
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80. Turns out the leak wasn't as bad
as she said it was. I fixed the pipe.
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81. Clark Kent, my hero.
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82. Too much?
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83. You're perfect.
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84. Is that the side of the bed
that you like sleeping on?
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85. Oh, why? Is this your side usually?
Because that would be totally fine. I—
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86. No, I just thought that you...
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87. I just want you to be comfortable.
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88. Oh, I will be.
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90. Okay. Bedtime.
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91. So, ahem...
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92. Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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93. Sweet dreams.
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94. Mm-hm.
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95. What the hell was that?
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96. It's nothing to worry about, everyone.
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98. There are wolves in the forest.
Maybe it was one of them.
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99. Go back to bed. Everything's okay.
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100. Twist.
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101. How can you be so, unh, about this?
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102. This is Chloe and Oliver together, here.
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103. Did you know they were dating?
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104. Of course you didn't.
I didn't know they were dating.
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105. We should sit with them.
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106. Or we can give them some space.
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107. They obviously came out here to escape
from everything, kind of like we did.
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108. I know I ran a verbal marathon last night,
then I fell asleep...
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109. but I promise,
tonight is about the two of us.
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110. I waited for you to get ready
for three hours.
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111. If it means being with you,
I can wait forever.
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112. Forever's a long time.
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No.
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114. Oh, God.
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115. You know what we could do?
We could pretend not to see them.
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116. Oh, come on, Ollie.
Throw out the white flag. It's Lois.
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117. She makes Susan B. Anthony
look like a quitter.
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118. Hey, guys, come here.
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119. Sit with us.
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120. Quiet weekend at home, huh?
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121. Trust me, we had no idea
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122. And we had no idea there was even
a "you two," which I think is perfect.
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123. I think fate has brought us together.
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125. - It's a little less fate, actually.
- More fame.
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126. - Fame.
- This is so far off the beaten path...
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127. even the society pages couldn't find
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128. You mean ex-bachelor.
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129. Okay, enough about that.
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130. How did you guys manage to find
the road less traveled?
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131. I found their brochure at the apartment.
I figured Lois wanted to come.
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132. What brochure?
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133. That wasn't Lois' brochure, Clark.
That was mine.
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134. - How was I supposed to know that Oliver—?
You weren't.
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136. Oh, don't look at me.
I learned long ago not to assume...
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137. what belongs to who in that apartment.
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138. You gotta use context clues.
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139. Yeah, speaking of clues...
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140. let's talk about Mr. Green
in the bedroom with my cousin.
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141. - There it is.
- Lois, I think they came here for brunch.
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142. Good point.
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143. Look, Chloe, there's food.
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144. Whoa!
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145. There's little jellies.
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I know what you're gonna say.
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147. With Ollie's less-than-perfect track record,
I should just cut my losses—
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149. I think it's great
that you and Oliver are together.
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150. - You do?
- Yeah, and the best part is...
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151. we can double-date.
How awesome is that?
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152. Whoa. Lois, before you book us up
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153. Oliver and I are not a couple.
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154. Okay, sure. Then what are you?
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155. We're having fun.
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156. And we're not complicating things
by using labels and definitions.
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157. This is a relationship, Chloe,
not a spelling bee.
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158. I'm glad you have found someone
that makes you happy.
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159. But we're not all cut out for coupledom.
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160. With Ollie, I don't have to worry
about that, okay? We're no flowers.
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161. We're no presents, no pressure,
no strings.
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162. And with you, we're no comment.
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163. So...
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164. you...
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165. save any orphans recently?
Old ladies, maybe? Anything like that?
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166. - I did stop a bank robbery.
- Yeah.
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167. - That's nice. That's fun stuff.
- Thanks.
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168. - How about you? Anything new?
- No, no, no. Just—
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169. Oh, well, there's a new compound bow
I'm trying out.
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170. Yeah, seems pretty good.
See how that works.
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171. - I know it's not my place to say anything—
- Then don't say anything.
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172. Everything Chloe's been through,
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173. That's good. That's good.
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174. She's stronger than you think she is,
though, so...
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175. One of her strengths is giving people what
they need and sacrificing what she wants.
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176. Well, how do you know
this isn't what she wants?
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177. Just don't take her for granted.
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178. Your choice of meeting place is revealing.
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179. Even when he's gone,
Clark rules your mind.
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180. And yours.
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181. And since we have no common ground...
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182. I thought it only fitting we meet in the
home of the one person that unites us.
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183. Whether you want to admit it or not, major,
we all want the same thing.
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184. A better world.
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185. You crave a man that's your equal.
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186. But everyone you've ever let in
has betrayed you.
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187. And will never trust you.
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188. Well, sometimes trust comes
at too high a price.
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189. Obsession can cost you more.
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190. Come with me.
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191. We'll go to Cyprus, rule the world,
drink wine, swim in the sea.
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192. You sound like a man
without a care in the world.
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193. Not your usual goal-oriented self.
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194. Oh, I still have goals.
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195. But do you still have secrets?
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196. Not from you.
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197. Really?
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198. I don't remember you telling me
that you discovered your powers.
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199. How did you find out?
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200. You're a soldier dedicated to his cause.
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201. There's no way you'd run off to Cyprus
unless your war was won.
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202. - Your instincts are remarkable.
- So is your ability to heal.
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203. You were shot a few weeks ago,
but I just checked and there's no wound.
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204. My little experiment proves
that my instincts were right.
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205. And if you were wrong,
your experiment would have killed me.
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206. Some risks are worth taking.
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207. And some aren't.
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208. You know my secret.
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209. I can't afford to let you share it.
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210. What would you do
if our positions were reversed?
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211. In every relationship, one person stands
while the other one kneels.
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212. I will not be forced down again.
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213. I wouldn't want you to be.
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214. I must say, I think your taste in wine
is almost as good as your taste in women.
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215. Why, thank you.
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216. You have a little bit of Pinot right there,
actually.
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217. Look at that. I got it.
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218. Um, ahem. Unless Christmas came early
this year, that better not have my name on.
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219. Oh, well, maybe you've just been
especially good this year.
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220. Maybe a guy shouldn't take someone
like you for granted.
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221. I didn't think you were, Ollie.
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222. Clark said something, didn't he?
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223. - It's just a gift.
- No, no, no. It's a slippery slope.
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224. "Just because" gifts
are never "just because."
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225. There's always some unspoken part like,
"I'm sorry."
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226. Or "I feel strongly about you."
Both of which are complicated.
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227. Oliver, I wanted to keep things simple,
you know, with, like, no strings or ribbons.
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228. - Wait. Hold— Where are you going?
- I'm going for a walk.
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229. When I come back, can we hit reset button
then play our favorite indoor game again?
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230. Hello?
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231. So much for a relaxing walk
to calm my nerves.
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232. Definitely not calm.
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233. Unexpected, but useful.
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234. Just give me 10 minutes,
then you'll get a surprise.
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235. Something tells me
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236. Ten minutes.
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237. Chloe.
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238. Well, hello to you too.
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239. I can't tell you, Lois
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240. Chloe? What are you doing in here?
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241. Well, I thought I would join you.
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242. Yeah, I can see that.
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243. At least, I'm trying not to see that.
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244. Um... You know, I'm done here,
so the shower is yours.
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245. It's not the shower I want.
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246. Chloe, how much wine
did you have to drink at dinner?
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247. Wanna share another bottle?
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248. Or we could go for a moonlit walk
in the woods.
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249. I don't think
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252. Oh, my God.
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253. I can explain this, sort of.
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254. - Chloe—
Shh. You do that.
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255. Try to explain it over breakfast
maybe next century.
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256. This, I won't be needing.
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257. Lois...
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259. Clark?
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260. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
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261. - Where are my clothes?
- I don't know.
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262. What's going on?
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263. Hey.
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264. Well, Lois.
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265. You got any bagpipes to go
with that outfit there, lassie?
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266. Means you guys are having a little fun.
It's cute.
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267. Listen, I'm looking for Chloe.
She took a walk a while ago.
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268. She hasn't returned.
I'm getting a little worried about her.
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269. I was just with her, actually.
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270. You were? Okay.
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271. Oh, right. Yeah, okay.
So just lay it on me.
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272. Why don't I take you
to see Chloe instead?
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273. You will never win a woman's heart
by waiting for her to come to you.
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274. Okay. You lead the way.
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275. Hmm.
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276. Truck is still there.
At least Lois didn't drive home.
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277. Oliver's not in our room.
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278. We're definitely being roasted, not toasted,
over a bottle of McDougal's finest.
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279. - What possessed you to come in like that?
- I don't remember.
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281. You don't remember seeing...?
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282. No, God, I definitely don't remember
seeing that. What—?
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283. Wait a minute. Was I—? Did you see—?
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284. Oh, God.
This is our last couples vacation together.
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285. If I don't find Lois,
this will be last vacation I take with anyone.
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286. Okay, so not that I haven't seen enough
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287. - ... life tonight—
- I don't like where this is going.
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288. You took Lois on a romantic getaway
to some sort of a bed and breakfast.
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289. And while I doubt the breakfast part
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290. I seem to recall you having some kind
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291. and non-powered people...
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292. and what would happen in beds
with non-powered people—
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293. - Okay, stop.
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294. My training with Jor-El has helped me
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295. Let's just say that I'm in control.
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296. But you weren't, when you decided
to throw me a surprise party in the shower.
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297. Then you passed out,
to come to with no memory.
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298. What was last thing you do remember?
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299. Oliver and I were having a talk...
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300. thanks to someone's over-developed
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301. And I decided to go for a walk.
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303. Over here.
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304. This is the lantern I brought from the inn.
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306. Oh, God.
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307. This is so not the weekend I had in mind.
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308. - You were out here. Think you could have—?
- Gone Norman Bates?
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309. Wait a minute.
I wasn't the only one out here.
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311. What did it look like?
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312. Black, white and weird all over.
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313. And since this is where my memory
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314. I'm guessing that spirit started driving
this dune buggy.
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315. I must have been possessed.
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316. Well, you obviously aren't now.
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317. If that spirit is responsible for this murder,
we need to find it before it kills again.
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318. Who told Chloe to go walk in the woods?
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319. Was it Hansel and Gretel,
do you suppose?
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320. - It's not much farther.
- I hope she left trail of breadcrumbs...
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321. because if she didn't,
we might never find our way out.
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322. Oh, I'll be leaving these woods...
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323. Ah!
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325. Look, the legend of Siobhan McDougal
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326. It's not real.
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327. You got a confused coed in your
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328. We need to hear the rest
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329. You really think a centuries-old spirit
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330. We've seen weirder things.
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333. her soul was sent to the underworld,
where she was given great powers.
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334. What kinds of powers?
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335. Uncommon strength and the ability
to slay any man that hears her wail.
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336. Superstitious villagers
also gave her a new name.
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337. The Silver Banshee.
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338. Okay, the last time I checked,
the underworld was still underground.
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339. So how is it that this wailing wonder
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340. Legend tells of a portal through which
her spirit could return to this world.
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341. It was said to be a relic created
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344. So he conducted
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in Siobhan's blood...
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347. A relic in her image?
Like a statue or an engraving?
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348. Or a painting.
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349. There's another portrait painted
under this one.
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350. Bevan didn't just use blood to paint over
his sister's image...
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351. he used it to paint his portrait
over hers.
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352. And then Lois must have accidentally
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353. You need to figure out
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354. I'll find out who Siobhan inhabited next.
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355. I was denied vengeance,
just as I was denied power.
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356. But now I shall have both.
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357. I'm all about the girl power, really,
but I gotta be honest with you...
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358. I don't see you breaking through
any glass ceilings with that hair.
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359. Siobhan.
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360. You know who I am.
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362. But killing men won't make up
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363. Maybe not.
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364. But it does make me feel better.
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365. - Okay.
- Tell me you found something.
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367. I don't suppose you read Gaelic?
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368. I may not have believed all the ghost stories
but I'm still a McDougal.
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369. "We banished her soul with blood
then burned her body...
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371. We burn her body and burn her blood.
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372. I think we close this portal with fire.
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373. You're remarkable...
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374. and beautiful.
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375. Strong.
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376. Able to spar with me on an equal footing.
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377. Almost Kryptonian.
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378. How did you weaken me in the barn?
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379. You have your secrets...
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380. and I have mine.
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381. Now we're even.
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382. I waited a long time to savor the power
of my Kryptonian birthright...
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383. and I will do anything it takes
to protect it. You must know that.
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384. In case you haven't noticed, Zod,
there are few that could stop you.
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385. Which is why the information you have
is so valuable.
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386. - You talk like we're on different sides.
- You tell me.
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387. We are partners after all.
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388. I doubt that you've only used your powers
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389. They certainly come in useful...
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390. especially when it comes to keeping
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392. you may have met your match...
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393. but he's not your competition.
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394. He's one of you.
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395. But he stands apart.
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396. Read your own newspaper, Tess.
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397. With the help
of a certain lovely reporter...
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398. the Blur has become humanity's
new messiah.
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399. Now, I may be able to fly...
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400. but the world would willingly follow him
on foot.
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401. You're jealous.
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402. I want to know what gives him
that power.
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403. And I want to know
what will take it away.
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404. But you'll never tell me.
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405. Information is also power.
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406. But you understand that
better than anyone.
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407. Um... It's a spoon.
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408. I bought you a spoon.
One of those little...
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409. People collect them.
I thought about getting you...
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410. some of those little decorative soaps...
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411. but, ultimately, you didn't really need
either one of them, did you?
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412. I don't know about that. I mean,
I'm more partial to sporks myself...
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413. but a girl can never have too many...
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414. spoons?
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415. I never should've wrapped up
that Pandora's box to begin with...
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416. and second-guessed myself or us.
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417. From now on, I won't.
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418. We should say that next time
you won't take advice about relationships...
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419. from Clark Kent.
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420. You know, speaking of Clark...
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421. For future reference and, you know,
strictly for environmental purposes...
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422. next time you wanna take a shower
with someone, ask me.
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423. I can't remember blacking out
and I wish I could forget waking up.
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424. It couldn't have been that bad.
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425. Wasn't there a time
you would have given anything...
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426. to stare at that farmer's tan
in all its glory?
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427. That was a long time ago, like,
in a Smallville far, far away.
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428. I mean, okay, yeah, I did love Clark.
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429. A lot.
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430. And I waited for years for him to see that,
to see me. Heh.
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431. But even with his x-ray vision,
he never did.
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432. I think more than that,
I just wanted someone who would get me.
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433. And as good a friend as Clark is,
he's never gonna be that person.
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434. Which is fine. Really.
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435. I mean, those wounds healed
over a thousand super-saves ago.
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436. Now there's just scars.
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437. It's Clark's loss.
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438. What about your loss?
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439. I'm sure that Lois didn't have to drag you
into the woods kicking and screaming.
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440. Uh...
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441. Yeah, that's kind of a funny thing
about scars, you know...
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442. they're always there.
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443. It doesn't mean they haven't healed.
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444. Sometimes they can be kind of cute too,
huh?
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445. You have one in particular
that I'm partial—
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446. Shh.
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447. Well, as incredible
as that R and R attempt was...
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448. I think we should skip
the old B & B's for a while.
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449. Lois, for our first weekend away together,
it could have been worse.
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450. I was possessed by a 300-year-old Scottish
banshee and I almost killed you, Clark.
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451. We did get to see
the world's largest ball of yarn.
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452. - That made the whole trip worthwhile.
- All thanks to my stellar sense of direction.
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453. Let's face it, Clark, without me,
you'd still be lost.
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454. What?
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455. Oh. Heh.
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456. It's my cell phone.
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457. Just let it go to voicemail.
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458. Yeah, well, why don't you answer it, Lois?
What if it's important?
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459. Okay.
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460. - A little privacy, please?
- Pretend I'm not here.
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461. I can't do that.
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462. I guess I'll have to get used to sharing you
with the world.
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463. Lois Lane at your service.
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464. Hello, Lois.
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465. It's you. I was wondering, hoping,
that you'd call again.
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466. - I need your help.
- Anything.
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467. I need you to get information
on Tess Mercer.
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468. Well, you've come to the right girl.
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469. Just give me the question.
I'll find you an answer.
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470. No matter what it takes, I'll do it.
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471. I wanna help.
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472. I will get you the information you need.
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473. But you can't tell anyone about it.
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474. Promise me you won't.
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475. I promise.
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476. I wouldn't ask, Lois,
if it weren't a matter of life or death.
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