1. Let there be cake.Copy !req
2. Kiss her, you fool.Copy !req
3. That's really neat.Copy !req
4. That's so great.Copy !req
5. I didn't mean
to cut your head off.Copy !req
6. I'm just under a lot
of pressure here.Copy !req
7. Uh, who wants some?Copy !req
8. Another glass of bubbly?Copy !req
9. And throw in a Shirley temple
for the lady.Copy !req
10. Lois, don't you think you might
want to pace yourself?Copy !req
11. Believe me, Smallville, I am
a lot more obnoxious sober,Copy !req
12. and the last thing
anyone wants is meCopy !req
13. making a scene
at this blessed event.Copy !req
14. Chloe is barely legal,Copy !req
15. and she is getting herself
hitched to the first guyCopy !req
16. who's shown her
any attention,Copy !req
17. present company excepted.Copy !req
18. I have suffered
enough heartacheCopy !req
19. to know real love
when I see it,Copy !req
20. and looking
at those two —Copy !req
21. I don't know.Copy !req
22. I don't see it.Copy !req
23. Are you sure
you're not just jealousCopy !req
24. that your little cousin's
beating you to the altar?Copy !req
25. This isn't a competition.Copy !req
26. Then why are you
keeping score?Copy !req
27. Listen, Lois,
it may not kill youCopy !req
28. to just show
a little support.Copy !req
29. You want support?Copy !req
30. I'll show you support.Copy !req
31. Good idea.Copy !req
32. Ladies and gentlemen,
my name is Lois Lane.Copy !req
33. Most of you know me
as Chloe's cousin,Copy !req
34. a.K.A., the maid of honor.Copy !req
35. When Chloe and I
were little girls,Copy !req
36. we made a promise —Copy !req
37. neither of us would get married
until we found our soul mates...Copy !req
38. the one person
in the whole wide worldCopy !req
39. that we were destined
to be with...Copy !req
40. Which is why you can't take
a 10-year-old on their word.Copy !req
41. Okay, come on.Copy !req
42. Whoo. Uh...Copy !req
43. What I think
Lois is trying to sayCopy !req
44. is that you can't predictCopy !req
45. when you will find
that special someone.Copy !req
46. And Jimmy is, without a doubt,
that special someone for Chloe.Copy !req
47. I've known Chloe
since the eighth grade, and...Copy !req
48. We've been
through a lot together.Copy !req
49. In all those years,Copy !req
50. the truth is
I've never seen her so happy.Copy !req
51. Congratulations.
To Jimmy and Chloe.Copy !req
52. To Jimmy and Chloe.Copy !req
53. So, we'll see you guys
in a few months.Copy !req
54. Thank you so much.
You guys are great.Copy !req
55. Thanks.
Bye.Copy !req
56. You know, it's a shameCopy !req
57. your parents
couldn't be here tonight.Copy !req
58. I would have really lovedCopy !req
59. to celebrate your impeccable
taste with them.Copy !req
60. Well,
they send their love.Copy !req
61. Dad is this close to closing
a big deal in London.Copy !req
62. His, um, priorities
are a little out of whack,Copy !req
63. but he means well.Copy !req
64. Oh, well, I still hope
you enjoyed yourself tonight.Copy !req
65. You know what was my favorite
part of the evening?Copy !req
66. If you say Lois' toast,
I'm getting a prenup.Copy !req
67. God, no.Copy !req
68. When Clark was toasting us,
I looked over at you,Copy !req
69. and you had the most wonderful
smile on your face.Copy !req
70. You know,
it really means a lot to meCopy !req
71. that you're finally okay
with Clark.Copy !req
72. Me being uptight about you
and Clark is yesterday's news.Copy !req
73. There may be a textbook's
worth of historyCopy !req
74. between the two of you,Copy !req
75. but the future is all Chloe
and Jimmy's story.Copy !req
76. You know,
I think it's about timeCopy !req
77. we head upstairs for some
much-needed alone time.Copy !req
78. Oh, I think that
is a fantastic idea.Copy !req
79. Hey.Copy !req
80. ohh.Copy !req
81. Smallville?Copy !req
82. Good afternoon, Lois.Copy !req
83. I thought you might need
one of these.Copy !req
84. Please tell me
we didn't...Copy !req
85. You're hysterical
when you're hung over, Lois.Copy !req
86. Don't worry.Copy !req
87. You got changed
all by yourself...Copy !req
88. In the middle of the kitchen
for like an hour.Copy !req
89. Ugh.Copy !req
90. I take it I took a little drive
on the porcelain highway.Copy !req
91. It was more like
a cross-country trip.Copy !req
92. You know, I...Copy !req
93. You didn't have to take care
of me last night.Copy !req
94. I would have been perfectly fine
on my own at the talon.Copy !req
95. I don't think Jimmy and Chloe
would have been upCopy !req
96. for the white snake
sing-along.Copy !req
97. Chloe!Copy !req
98. Uh, I was supposed
to meet herCopy !req
99. for a dress fitting
first thing this morning.Copy !req
100. Do you need a ride?Copy !req
101. You may have held my hair,Copy !req
102. but I don't need you
to hold my hand, Smallville.Copy !req
103. This may shock you,
but I can still drive a car.Copy !req
104. Not if it's not here.Copy !req
105. This may shock you,Copy !req
106. but you were
in no conditionCopy !req
107. to get behind the wheel
last night, Lois.Copy !req
108. Thanks for the ride.Copy !req
109. What do you mean
you can't find the I.P. Address?Copy !req
110. The e-mail came
through a ghost router.Copy !req
111. As soon as we saw it, the router
vanished from the grid.Copy !req
112. At the very least,Copy !req
113. this could prove Mr. Luther
is still alive.Copy !req
114. Or it could prove that someone
is toying with me.Copy !req
115. Find out who took the crystal,
or find a new line of work.Copy !req
116. You know
what's amazing to me?Copy !req
117. That you can't find time
to return my calls,Copy !req
118. but you do manage to fit it
into your busy scheduleCopy !req
119. to buy the star city towers
right out from under me.Copy !req
120. Business is business.Copy !req
121. Well, this is not
about business.Copy !req
122. And to be honest with you,
revenge is not your best color.Copy !req
123. Don't flatter yourself.Copy !req
124. One of the most important things
that Lex taught meCopy !req
125. is you can't afford
to live in the past.Copy !req
126. Did Professor Luther
also teach youCopy !req
127. a thing or two
about deception?Copy !req
128. Or how about obsession?Copy !req
129. I hear his class in murder's
an easy "a."Copy !req
130. He's done more for this world
than you ever will, Oliver.Copy !req
131. He dedicated his life
to making it a safer place.Copy !req
132. You know, mercy,
it seems to meCopy !req
133. like Lex may have been a little
bit more than a mentor.Copy !req
134. If you're done wasting my time,
I have phone calls to make.Copy !req
135. Look, uh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
136. Really, okay? I didn't come here
to battle with you.Copy !req
137. Actually, I came here
to raise the white flag.Copy !req
138. How civil.Copy !req
139. What do you propose —
a — a truce?Copy !req
140. Well, truce, yeah...Copy !req
141. Over dinner.Copy !req
142. You haven't changed
one bit.Copy !req
143. Oliver always wants
what Oliver can't have.Copy !req
144. You know, sometimes a meal's
just a meal.Copy !req
145. You pick me up at 7:00.Copy !req
146. 7:30 it is.Copy !req
147. Chloe?Copy !req
148. Jimmy?Copy !req
149. You know what Lois likes to see
when she comes home —Copy !req
150. pants —
pants on everyone.Copy !req
151. I had no idea Jimmy
was so romantic.Copy !req
152. Guess the Olsen's
not so wholesome.Copy !req
153. Chloe! It's your coz!Copy !req
154. Guess who came to my rescue —
not Oliver queen.Copy !req
155. Clark Kent.Copy !req
156. He's just the sweetest boy
I have ever known.Copy !req
157. Chalk that one up
to alcohol poisoning.Copy !req
158. This is Smallville p.D.,Copy !req
159. impound for a Chloe Sullivan
and a James Olsen.Copy !req
160. Your vehicles
were just brought inCopy !req
161. for obstructing
a street cleaner.Copy !req
162. You have ni—Copy !req
163. They didn't even come home
last night?Copy !req
164. Then where the hell
are they?Copy !req
165. Chloe! Are you okay?Copy !req
166. I think so.
Where are we?Copy !req
167. Man #2:
Dearly beloved,Copy !req
168. we are gathered here todayCopy !req
169. to find out if these two
were truly meant to be.Copy !req
170. Lois, I checked the Metropolis
and the Smallville hospitals,Copy !req
171. as well as the airport —
no sign of Jimmy or Chloe.Copy !req
172. You covered a lot
of ground.Copy !req
173. We need to find
the right people to ask.Copy !req
174. Did you find anything?Copy !req
175. Chloe and Jimmy
aren't the only coupleCopy !req
176. that's gone missing, Clark.Copy !req
177. At least three couples
in the last two weeksCopy !req
178. have vanished
without a trace.Copy !req
179. All engaged.Copy !req
180. Credit cards
haven't been touched.Copy !req
181. Phone records show no sign
of activity.Copy !req
182. The list goes on and on.Copy !req
183. So unless Oprah said eloping
was in for fall —Copy !req
184. they've all been abducted.Copy !req
185. I called the police.Copy !req
186. They won't even declare Jimmy
and Chloe missing for 24 hours.Copy !req
187. What kind of person
would prey on peopleCopy !req
188. during the happiest time
of their lives?Copy !req
189. You know, if I hadn't been
too drunk to go home last night,Copy !req
190. I would have been there
to stop it.Copy !req
191. Or you would have
been missing, too.Copy !req
192. Don't worry, Lois.
We'll find them.Copy !req
193. We should cross-reference
Jimmy and ChloeCopy !req
194. with the other two victims,Copy !req
195. see if they have anything
in common.Copy !req
196. One step ahead of you.Copy !req
197. Jimmy, Chloe,
and the other couplesCopy !req
198. all visited the same wedding
vendors within the last 10 days.Copy !req
199. A bakery, a jewelry store,
and a stationery shop.Copy !req
200. To name a few.Copy !req
201. That stationery shop
is right around the corner.Copy !req
202. I'm gonna check it out.
I'll call if I find anything.Copy !req
203. Whoa. No way am I putting
my cousin's lifeCopy !req
204. in the hands
of a mild-mannered copyboy.Copy !req
205. Try to keep up.Copy !req
206. The art of abduction is
surprisingly difficult.Copy !req
207. It's easier
when I find couples together.Copy !req
208. It saves time.Copy !req
209. Well, we'd hate
to inconvenience you.Copy !req
210. It's no trouble at all.
It's my duty.Copy !req
211. What — what is that?Copy !req
212. This is a lie detector.Copy !req
213. It's fairly harmless
and not complicated at all.Copy !req
214. In fact,
when you get right down to it,Copy !req
215. it's really quite simple.Copy !req
216. All it does
is listen to your heart.Copy !req
217. I guess you expect us to believe
that that's harmless, too.Copy !req
218. No. This is electricity.Copy !req
219. Electricity hurts.Copy !req
220. Is this how you
get your kicks —Copy !req
221. torturing innocent people?Copy !req
222. It's not torture.
I'm doing you a favor.Copy !req
223. Not everyone
is meant to be married.Copy !req
224. Countless couples rush headlong
into marriage,Copy !req
225. ignorant to responsibility
of the burden of truthCopy !req
226. that comes with that level
of commitment.Copy !req
227. Those that are truly dedicated
have no secrets.Copy !req
228. Let's warm up
with an easy question.Copy !req
229. James...Copy !req
230. Have you ever cheated
on your fiancée before?Copy !req
231. No.Copy !req
232. Ugh!Copy !req
233. Stop! Don't hurt her!Copy !req
234. I'm the one that lied!
You hurt me!Copy !req
235. Lies don't hurt you!
Lies hurt the ones you love!Copy !req
236. You be honest.Copy !req
237. Chloe...Copy !req
238. Look, it wasn't
really cheating.Copy !req
239. I mean, this — this crazy
woman — she kissed me,Copy !req
240. and I had a freakin'
heart attack,Copy !req
241. and I wound up
in the hospital.Copy !req
242. I know.
I know it wasn't your fault.Copy !req
243. You are the only girl...Copy !req
244. That I've ever loved.Copy !req
245. That will do for now.Copy !req
246. Let's see what the bride
has to say.Copy !req
247. I wonder.Copy !req
248. How many lies
is she hiding behind?Copy !req
249. If this were the last place
on earthCopy !req
250. and I had to write
an s.O.S.,Copy !req
251. I wouldn't come here
for a nib or a quill.Copy !req
252. Thank you for your time.Copy !req
253. Lois, we're not
gonna get anywhereCopy !req
254. if you shake down
every single person we talk to.Copy !req
255. He was stonewalling us.Copy !req
256. You have to put the screws
to a perpCopy !req
257. when the clock is ticking!Copy !req
258. He was 70 years old, Lois.Copy !req
259. He spent the night
in the hospital.Copy !req
260. He still had
his bracelet on.Copy !req
261. Clark, my cousin,
your best friend, is missing.Copy !req
262. She could be hurt or dying
or worse.Copy !req
263. Which is exactly why we can't
waste any more time.Copy !req
264. Okay, genius,
what do you want to do?Copy !req
265. You should go back
to the daily planet,Copy !req
266. see if those background checks
we ordered came in.Copy !req
267. And just what do you plan
on doing aloneCopy !req
268. that we can't do together?Copy !req
269. A lot.Copy !req
270. Wait a minute.Copy !req
271. The guy is preying
on couples, right?Copy !req
272. Don't even go there.Copy !req
273. So, if we walk in there
pretending to be the bait,Copy !req
274. we'll have him
eating out of our hands.Copy !req
275. No one will believe it, Lois,
not even for a second.Copy !req
276. Clark Kent...Copy !req
277. Will you marry me?Copy !req
278. A smile every now and then
wouldn't kill you.Copy !req
279. In short supply, Lois.
I wouldn't want to waste one.Copy !req
280. May I help you?Copy !req
281. Well, we are finally
out ring shopping.Copy !req
282. Who's the luckiest girl
in the world?Copy !req
283. I am.Copy !req
284. Some friends of ours said
that your storeCopy !req
285. is the best place in town
to find engagement rings.Copy !req
286. Is there a certain piece
that you'd like to see?Copy !req
287. Well...Copy !req
288. What about this one,
pumpkin?Copy !req
289. Anything you want, muffin.Copy !req
290. Must be great seeing
so many happy couplesCopy !req
291. come through here
every day.Copy !req
292. It certainly is.Copy !req
293. It's very fulfillingCopy !req
294. helping to solidify the bond
between husband and wife.Copy !req
295. Excellent craftsmanship —Copy !req
296. a perfect circle,
no beginning and no end.Copy !req
297. Try it on.
See how it looks.Copy !req
298. Don't get stage fright,
poodle.Copy !req
299. You're gonna have to do this
center stageCopy !req
300. in front of a packed house
sooner than you think.Copy !req
301. He has performance
anxiety.Copy !req
302. Look at that — perfect fit.Copy !req
303. What are you two
doing here?Copy !req
304. Oliver, you didn't get
the invitation yet?Copy !req
305. My invitation to what?Copy !req
306. Tell him, cupcake.Copy !req
307. Lois and I are...Copy !req
308. we're getting married.Copy !req
309. You're just full of surprises
lately, aren't you, Clark?Copy !req
310. I know, right?Copy !req
311. I mean, we've been friends
for so long,Copy !req
312. but we just had
this one magical night,Copy !req
313. and we couldn't deny
our feelings any longer.Copy !req
314. Is this true?Copy !req
315. I'm afraid so.Copy !req
316. See you at the wedding.Copy !req
317. She has great taste.
You're a very lucky man.Copy !req
318. You have no idea.Copy !req
319. I swear, if you're this afraid
of pretend commitment,Copy !req
320. what's gonna happen
when some poor girlCopy !req
321. makes the mistake of actually
falling for you?Copy !req
322. This isn't working, Lois.
We need to split up.Copy !req
323. We can track down more leads
if we go in opposite directions.Copy !req
324. And what if you get
into trouble?Copy !req
325. I think I'll be okay.Copy !req
326. You know, you're drifting
dangerously close to cocky.Copy !req
327. What, no snarky comeback
from the peanut gallery?Copy !req
328. Please don't do this.Copy !req
329. You should be pleading with me
to continue.Copy !req
330. If only someone had taken
the time to do thisCopy !req
331. for my wife and I.Copy !req
332. Did you hook her up
to your little machine?Copy !req
333. Something tells me
she didn't walk out of here.Copy !req
334. I cherished her, James.
I honored her.Copy !req
335. I did everything that I promised
when I took my wedding vows,Copy !req
336. and how does she reward me?Copy !req
337. With one lie after another.Copy !req
338. She never knew, but...Copy !req
339. I could smell him on her.Copy !req
340. So you killed her.Copy !req
341. You see,
the heart and the mouthCopy !req
342. are not always
on the same page.Copy !req
343. Get the hell away
from her.Copy !req
344. Chloe...Copy !req
345. Have you ever cheated
on your fiancé?Copy !req
346. No.Copy !req
347. Excellent.
Next question.Copy !req
348. Are you in love
with anyone else?Copy !req
349. Look, don't answer him,
Chloe.Copy !req
350. Don't give him
the satisfaction.Copy !req
351. Aah!Copy !req
352. No!Copy !req
353. Your fiancé is not
the best personCopy !req
354. to be taking advice from
at this moment.Copy !req
355. Now I'm gonna ask you
one more time.Copy !req
356. Are you in love
with anyone else?Copy !req
357. No.Copy !req
358. Only you, Jimmy, forever.Copy !req
359. Congratulations, James Olsen,
Chloe Sullivan.Copy !req
360. I now pronounce you
husband and wife.Copy !req
361. Mercy?Copy !req
362. We got dinner reservations
at hobbs bayCopy !req
363. in just under an hour.Copy !req
364. I like to work up
an appetite.Copy !req
365. You used to be better
at this.Copy !req
366. What happened to not being
interested in revenge?Copy !req
367. This is not revenge.Copy !req
368. This is just practice.Copy !req
369. Weak men like you
make me stronger.Copy !req
370. So, you learn that Lionel
kills your parents,Copy !req
371. and what do you do?Copy !req
372. You drink yourself
onto the society pageCopy !req
373. for, what, like a month?Copy !req
374. Well, you know me.
I like to keep myself busy.Copy !req
375. You still can't take anything
seriously, can you?Copy !req
376. Just like our relationship.Copy !req
377. Unh!Copy !req
378. You know how much
you meant to me.Copy !req
379. Yeah, that became clearCopy !req
380. when I caught you
with the waitress.Copy !req
381. Or was she a hostess?Copy !req
382. How many times
do I have to apologize?Copy !req
383. I don't want an apology!Copy !req
384. I want an explanation.Copy !req
385. What the hell were you
so afraid of?Copy !req
386. You.Copy !req
387. Clark, it's Lois.
I spoke with the police.Copy !req
388. They told me
that they think I should...Copy !req
389. Do you mind?Copy !req
390. Your high beams are burning
holes into my skull!Copy !req
391. Look, I don't know
what to do anymore,Copy !req
392. so can you give me a call
as soon as you get this? Bye.Copy !req
393. You'll be seeing
your fiancé soon enough.Copy !req
394. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
395. Oh, my God.Copy !req
396. Jimmy?Copy !req
397. Jimmy, wake up.Copy !req
398. We're okay.Copy !req
399. What the hell happened?Copy !req
400. The last thing I remember,
that guy pulled out that gun,Copy !req
401. and then everything
went black.Copy !req
402. I told you
we'd make it out.Copy !req
403. Is this that
masked man's ideaCopy !req
404. of some kind of
a twisted joke?Copy !req
405. Um, I'm gonna have to take
the credit for this one.Copy !req
406. And for the record, it was
a lot less creepy yesterday.Copy !req
407. You know, I don't think
I'd still be aliveCopy !req
408. if I was sitting across
anyone else in that room.Copy !req
409. Because we're meant
to be together.Copy !req
410. 'Cause... Things like that don't
happen to people by accident.Copy !req
411. No.Copy !req
412. Because you don't have
any secrets.Copy !req
413. We should call
the sheriff.Copy !req
414. Okay.Copy !req
415. I'm glad you two are okay.Copy !req
416. Clark, what is it?Copy !req
417. It's Lois.
I can't find her.Copy !req
418. She left me a voice mail,Copy !req
419. and then she never made it back
to the planet.Copy !req
420. She was saying something
about car headlights.
Headlights?Copy !req
421. That's what he used
when he took us.Copy !req
422. Why would he want Lois?Copy !req
423. It's a long story,Copy !req
424. but if there's anything
you can remember,Copy !req
425. it might help me find Lois.Copy !req
426. This guy, he's a certifiable
whack job, c.K.Copy !req
427. He was talking about how secrets
kill, and, uh, our bond.Copy !req
428. Stuff about... Lies
begetting lies.Copy !req
429. What did he say
about your bond?Copy !req
430. I don't know.Copy !req
431. Uh, he was talking about
how important it isCopy !req
432. to solidify the bond
between husband and wife.Copy !req
433. I know who has Lois.Copy !req
434. What'd you do
with my cousin?Copy !req
435. Where is she?Copy !req
436. Lois?Copy !req
437. Lois.Copy !req
438. Clark, you got to find
Chloe and Jimmy.Copy !req
439. He let them go.Copy !req
440. Listen, I'm gonna get you
out of here,Copy !req
441. but you need to tell me —
where is he?Copy !req
442. Right behind you.Copy !req
443. Ugh!Copy !req
444. Clark!Copy !req
445. Clark?Copy !req
446. Clark?Copy !req
447. Wake up.Copy !req
448. Clark.Copy !req
449. Clark.Copy !req
450. Wake up.Copy !req
451. I know who you are!Copy !req
452. Then I suppose I won't
be needing this anymore...Copy !req
453. Now that we're all
acquainted.Copy !req
454. Let's begin.Copy !req
455. What's the point?Copy !req
456. Now that we've both seen
your face,Copy !req
457. you're gonna
kill us anyway.Copy !req
458. Don't be so certain.Copy !req
459. You must really
care about her,Copy !req
460. storming in here.Copy !req
461. That's very gallant of you.Copy !req
462. Yeah,
he's stupid that way.Copy !req
463. Let her go.Copy !req
464. After her turn,
you'll get yours.Copy !req
465. My turn?Copy !req
466. What is this,
some kind of game?Copy !req
467. No.Copy !req
468. No, it's a test,Copy !req
469. to reveal how much you two have
been hiding from one another.Copy !req
470. If you pass, you'll want
to invite me to your wedding.Copy !req
471. If you fail...Copy !req
472. Well, the guest list will be
the least of your worries.Copy !req
473. Ladies first.Copy !req
474. Have you ever cheated
on your fiancé?Copy !req
475. Of course not.
Don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
476. Ugh!Copy !req
477. What are you doing?Copy !req
478. You're killing him!Copy !req
479. No. Your lies are.Copy !req
480. Okay, okay,
I take it back, then.Copy !req
481. I'm sorry! Just —
just don't hurt him again!Copy !req
482. Killing us —Copy !req
483. it won't take away the pain
that pushed you here.Copy !req
484. I'm doing this for you.Copy !req
485. What?Copy !req
486. The brokenhearted
are the walking dead.Copy !req
487. Either way, I'm saving you both
a lot of unnecessary pain.Copy !req
488. Okay, crazy,
this is the deal.Copy !req
489. We're not even
really a couple.Copy !req
490. So this twisted test
doesn't mean anything.Copy !req
491. Next question.Copy !req
492. Deep down, underneath it all,
do you love this man?Copy !req
493. Answer the question, Lois.Copy !req
494. Don't outthink it.Copy !req
495. Just tell the truth.Copy !req
496. Do you love him?Copy !req
497. Tell the truth.Copy !req
498. Do you love him?Copy !req
499. Yes.Copy !req
500. And you —
do you love this woman?Copy !req
501. Speak up.Copy !req
502. She can't hear you
if you don't speak up.Copy !req
503. Lois.Copy !req
504. Clark?Copy !req
505. Lois, are you okay?Copy !req
506. I'm not sure.Copy !req
507. Let's get you out of here.Copy !req
508. the one person
in the whole wide worldCopy !req
509. that we were destined
to be with,Copy !req
510. which is I guess why you can't
take a 10-year-old...Copy !req
511. Yeah, that's pretty much
how I felt.Copy !req
512. Oh, my God, Chloe,
I am so sorry.Copy !req
513. I mean, I know my face is under
"faux pas" in the dictionary,Copy !req
514. but this is
a whole new low.Copy !req
515. I would say that this is
a close second,Copy !req
516. behind the time you crashed
Lana's engagement party.Copy !req
517. In fact,
you may want to startCopy !req
518. avoiding engagement
parties altogether.Copy !req
519. Chloe, it's not funny.
I ruined your special night.Copy !req
520. Lois, considering
how the night ended,Copy !req
521. I'd say that the party
was a rousing success.Copy !req
522. Besides, you were
just being honest,Copy !req
523. though you could have been
a little less public about it.Copy !req
524. Lois, why didn't you
just tell meCopy !req
525. that this is
how you felt?Copy !req
526. I don't know.Copy !req
527. Look, Clark and Lana
went South.Copy !req
528. Things fell apart
between me and Ollie.Copy !req
529. Just knowing that I had
everything that I wantedCopy !req
530. right in front of me...Copy !req
531. And having it slip away.Copy !req
532. I just didn't want to see you
have that kind of heartache.Copy !req
533. Lois, you are the most wonderful
big cousin in the worldCopy !req
534. for thinking that.Copy !req
535. But trust me.Copy !req
536. I wouldn't have said yesCopy !req
537. if I didn't know
it was meant to be.Copy !req
538. How can you be sure?Copy !req
539. Because when I look at Jimmy,
I can just feel it —Copy !req
540. in my heart.Copy !req
541. I mean, sunset or dungeon,
he's my guy.Copy !req
542. Wow.Copy !req
543. Color me jealous.Copy !req
544. Clark was right
after all.Copy !req
545. He usually is.
Get used to it.Copy !req
546. Get used to what?Copy !req
547. To being a member
of the family.Copy !req
548. Congratulations, Jimmy.Copy !req
549. What was that all about?Copy !req
550. You and me, oddly enough.Copy !req
551. Speaking of which, I have
something you need to see.Copy !req
552. After the Spanish
inquisition,Copy !req
553. I was thinking we deserve
an extra-long honeymoon.Copy !req
554. So, maybe bora bora,
St.-tropez?Copy !req
555. Chloe...Copy !req
556. Before you start
booking anything,Copy !req
557. there's something
you need to know.Copy !req
558. As insane as that guy was,
he made a great point.Copy !req
559. If we're gonna make it,Copy !req
560. we can't have any secrets
from each other.Copy !req
561. Yeah, but if the last 12 hours
have proven anything,Copy !req
562. it's that we don't have much
left to hide.Copy !req
563. Yeah.Copy !req
564. There is.Copy !req
565. I'm not who you think I am.Copy !req
566. The sudden knot
in my stomach tells meCopy !req
567. this isn't you embracing
your inner Nietzsche.Copy !req
568. My parents aren't coming
to the wedding.Copy !req
569. They, uh —Copy !req
570. well, they actually
don't exist.Copy !req
571. Well, I mean, they do.
Of course they do. They exist.Copy !req
572. It's just that...Copy !req
573. My dad's not an investment
banker in Manhattan.Copy !req
574. He's a part-time mechanic
and full-time alcoholicCopy !req
575. in Oklahoma city.Copy !req
576. I never even
really met my mom.Copy !req
577. Why would you keep something
like this from me?Copy !req
578. This city — it's huge.Copy !req
579. It's the top of the world
coming from where I come from.Copy !req
580. And the only way
I could fit in was to...Copy !req
581. be someone else.Copy !req
582. Why didn't you trust me?Copy !req
583. I know.Copy !req
584. I'm sorry.Copy !req
585. I'm...Copy !req
586. So sorry.Copy !req
587. I screwed up big-time.Copy !req
588. And I totally understand if you
need some time or even if —Copy !req
589. if you want out.Copy !req
590. A guy like me...Copy !req
591. Doesn't get a girl
like you, Chloe.Copy !req
592. Life — it doesn't work
like that.Copy !req
593. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
594. So much for breakfast
in bed.Copy !req
595. I'm late for a meeting
in Metropolis.Copy !req
596. You know, some of us still have
corporations to run.Copy !req
597. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
598. I forgot about that,Copy !req
599. although I've got
this really funny feelingCopy !req
600. that you could probably
find somebody elseCopy !req
601. to answer your phones.Copy !req
602. I'm thinking
more like, um...Copy !req
603. Dinner in Malibu
in time for the sunset.Copy !req
604. What do you say?Copy !req
605. Is that a hint of romance
I detect?Copy !req
606. I can't stop myself.Copy !req
607. Save it, in case you want
to tip another hostess.Copy !req
608. There was nothing romantic
about last night, Oliver.Copy !req
609. I had an itch.
You scratched it.Copy !req
610. Tess, what happened to you?Copy !req
611. I grew up.Copy !req
612. And you left right when things
started to get interesting.Copy !req
613. You know the way out.Copy !req
614. You're not
avoiding me, are you?Copy !req
615. Me? Why would I
be avoiding you?Copy !req
616. I was just shopping for wedding
gifts for Chloe and Jimmy.Copy !req
617. So you're finally on board
with the happy couple.Copy !req
618. Yep. All it tookCopy !req
619. was them passing a madman's
electro-cosmic death quiz,Copy !req
620. and I am sold.Copy !req
621. In or out?Copy !req
622. You know,
all things considered,Copy !req
623. the stairs are better
for cardio.Copy !req
624. Come on.Copy !req
625. Statistically,
this is the safer way to travel.Copy !req
626. He confessed —
the jeweler.Copy !req
627. I heard. Five couples?Copy !req
628. So, uh, about that test...Copy !req
629. Um...Copy !req
630. Who would have thought
you were such a good liar, huh?Copy !req
631. You even beat
that machine.Copy !req
632. Even though I'm a natural
master of deception,Copy !req
633. I needed a little help.Copy !req
634. I mean, that machine was a piece
of kaiser-era junk.Copy !req
635. Well, it did work
the first time,Copy !req
636. you know,
when you electrocuted me.Copy !req
637. Exactly.Copy !req
638. So while he was off
playing game-show host,Copy !req
639. I slipped the sensor
off my finger.Copy !req
640. Pretty crafty, huh?Copy !req
641. So you weren't telling
the truth.Copy !req
642. Please. I mean,
we do make a good team,Copy !req
643. but don't let our cover go
to that big old head of yours.Copy !req
644. I didn't.Copy !req
645. Good.Copy !req
646. Great.Copy !req
647. Let's just be happy that I was
under the gun and not you.Copy !req
648. And why's that?Copy !req
649. Smallville, everyone knows
you're a terrible liar.Copy !req
650. Who knows where we'd be if you'd
answered that question?Copy !req