Smallville 7x2

1. Lois, you've had a near-death experience.

2. You should be resting.

3. What are we doing out here?

4. I'm going to find out what Lex is up to.

5. Clark, you, on the other hand, are not required to attend.

6. After what happened to Lana,

7. why don't you take up Chloe's offer

8. and hang out with her at the talon?

9. It's dangerous out here.

10. And it seems that keeping you out of trouble

11. has become a bad habit of mine.

12. Besides, it gives me a good opportunity to say goodbye.

13. You can't break up with me, Clark.

14. We're not even a couple.

15. Lois, I'm leaving Smallville...

16. After Lana's funeral.

17. Wow, didn't see that coming.

18. Where are you running away to?

19. Up north. There's something I need to do.

20. Well, what about the farm?

21. You can't just let the corn die on the vine.

22. My neighbor Ben Hubbard —

23. he's gonna run things for a while.

24. What's wrong, Lois?

25. I thought you'd be happy to get rid of me.

26. Are you kidding? Who am I gonna pick on?

27. I'm sure you'll find someone.

28. Now, which direction did you enter the dam from?

29. Southeast. Follow me.

30. What is that?

31. Holy crap, this is amazing.

32. Check this out, Clark.

33. Oh, my god.

34. What do you think it is?

35. Lois, it's probably just some sort

36. of experimental airplane.

37. Then why aren't there any windows?

38. And those symbols —

39. they aren't like any airline logos I've ever seen.

40. If you ask me,

41. we're looking at a real live spaceship.

42. Come on, Lois.

43. You and I both know that they don't really exist.

44. And based on this algae,

45. it looks like it's been underwater for a while.

46. Lois?

47. That's what happens when you touch my stuff.

48. Go get your girlfriend...

49. And don't ever come back.

50. I'm serious. You need to go to the hospital.

51. What? For this little bump?

52. My head has been bonked a lot harder than that.

53. Where's my laptop?

54. What happened to you guys?

55. You are gonna want to lock me in the loony bin

56. when I tell you this,

57. but Clark and I just saw a spaceship.

58. Lois' imagination has finally kicked into overdrive.

59. It was probably just some sort of styrofoam prop

60. for a school play.

61. Right. That makes sense, actually.

62. Okay, but the world I live in —

63. school props don't knock people unconscious.

64. I'm thinking maybe a force field.

65. Look, how many times do I have to tell you, Lois?

66. You slipped in the mud and hit your head on a rock.

67. I helped you to your feet.

68. Why do you think I've got mud all over me?

69. I know what I saw, Smallville,

70. and once I change, I'm going straight to the inquisitor.

71. My editor is gonna flip.

72. Tell me she's just seeing things.

73. It's what she didn't see, Chloe —

74. a Kryptonian girl with blond hair and a bad attitude.

75. She moved so fast that Lois didn't even know what hit her.

76. A Kryptonian attacked Lois?

77. Yeah, right before she came after me.

78. Chloe, not only is she as strong as I am...

79. She can fly.

80. Whoa.

81. Sounds like we got ourselves a true-blue supergirl.

82. Well, define super.

83. Nearly every Kryptonian that I've come across

84. has turned into a cold-blooded killer.

85. Yeah. What is it with you people?

86. Are you the only half-decent member of your Kryptonian race?

87. Listen, I got to go back to the dam.

88. If you can —

89. wow, a lot of painkillers

90. for someone who's not feeling any pain.

91. It's just a little headache.

92. By the time I get back to the inquisitor,

93. I'll be good as gold.

94. You've lost consciousness.

95. You could very well have a concussion.

96. Well, I'll let you know if I'm seeing double

97. when I'm typing my story.

98. Lois, no. I'm sorry.

99. But after everything we've just been through together,

100. I'm not letting you put yourself in danger.

101. I'm taking you to the hospital.

102. All right.

103. Okay.

104. But 10 minutes, and then I'm gone.

105. Well, I'm glad someone has something to smile about.

106. Well, this smile means

107. that you've been cleared of all charges.

108. You're a free man, Mr. Luthor.

109. On what grounds?

110. They caught the killer.

111. A disgruntled employee from your tunnel-construction crew

112. claimed he got cancer from the chemicals down there.

113. He blew up my wife to get back at me?

114. That's what he said in his confession.

115. Come on. Let's get out of this cage.

116. I'll buy you a big, juicy porterhouse.

117. He didn't do it.

118. Lex, they found his fingerprints at the scene.

119. He confessed to the crime.

120. I don't care what kind of evidence there is.

121. The man did not murder my wife.

122. As your attorney —

123. as my attorney,

124. I want you to set up a meeting

125. with this disgruntled employee.

126. I want to hear it from him.

127. What's the point?

128. I'm not sure Lana's dead.

129. Move along, sir. This is a crime scene.

130. Lex, I thought you'd be

131. sharpening your shiv behind bars by now.

132. Someone else confessed.

133. Once again, a Luthor snake

134. manages to slither away from the grip of justice.

135. How much did you have to pay this poor guy?

136. I didn't pay him anything.

137. Apparently, my father did before he disappeared.

138. The man who confessed happens to be dying of cancer.

139. He wanted his family taken care of.

140. It doesn't matter what legal sleight of hand

141. you pulled this time, Lex — it's not bringing Lana back.

142. What if she isn't dead, Chloe?

143. Lex, you're already free.

144. You don't need to keep coming up

145. with more convoluted conspiracy theories.

146. As you probably know, before Lana "died,"

147. she managed to steal highly classified research from me.

148. Lana's remains have all been positively I.D.'D

149. down to every last strand of DNA.

150. I'm well aware of the DNA evidence.

151. Look, Chloe, you're Lana's best friend.

152. If she told anyone about her plan, it would be you.

153. Tell me, Chloe.

154. Tell me everything you know.

155. Here's everything I know, Lex.

156. You need some serious psychiatry.

157. Hey, are you all right?

158. Uh, yeah, I'm fine.

159. But your little Kryptonian gal pal's

160. been showing up all over lowell county.

161. Have you seen her since she went all space-shuttle?

162. No, but I found her victims —

163. two dead park rangers right where her ship used to be.

164. I need to find her before she hurts someone else.

165. Well, I-I think she's still grounded,

166. considering these 911 calls coming in.

167. Three different preschools called and reported

168. some blond woman storming in, scaring the children.

169. Where was she last seen?

170. Can't catch me!

171. What's your name?

172. It's okay. I won't hurt you.

173. Cody.

174. What about you? What's your name?

175. Whatever you're doing, it stops now.

176. You again. You following me?

177. Humans can't move that fast.

178. Who are you?

179. Doesn't matter.

180. I'm not gonna let you kill one more person.

181. I haven't killed anyone —

182. at least not yet.

183. But you're starting to tempt me.

184. You want to tell me what you're doing on earth?

185. You can trust me.

186. Looking for a small boy.

187. I've searched everywhere with no luck.

188. This boy have a name?

189. Kal-El.

190. Lois, a story about a spaceship

191. is not gonna send your career into the stratosphere.

192. It'll embarrass you.

193. It's the truth, Chloe. I saw it with my own eyes.

194. Lois, you don't know what you saw.

195. Besides, I'm still trying to resuscitate my credibility

196. after writing about the Smallville believe-it-or-not set.

197. We are talking about an alien invasion.

198. Two men are dead.

199. If you were there,

200. you'd be clacking away on the keyboard as we speak.

201. Not now.

202. The daily planet just hired

203. a new editor wonder boy from the star city post.

204. And spaceships are not the stuff of good first impressions.

205. Did I hear someone say spaceship?

206. Didn't anyone teach you that eavesdropping is rude?

207. Eavesdropping is my livelihood.

208. Grant Gabriel — your new editor.

209. Actually, she doesn't work here. I do.

210. I'm Chloe —

211. Anne Sullivan,

212. former editor of the Smallville high torch,

213. taking met u. Journalism classes by night

214. while writing filler stories sandwiched between sofa ads by day.

215. Tell me about your close encounter.

216. Can't share a trade secret.

217. I work for your rival, the inquisitor.

218. Our rival?

219. This is the daily planet,

220. read in virtually ever country across the globe.

221. We have no rival.

222. That's true.

223. Besides, the planet wouldn't publish

224. a story like that anyway.

225. See, that's the kind of old-guard thinking

226. that's putting newspapers in the crapper

227. all around this country.

228. Since when is truth in journalism old guard?

229. Well, she says it's true. I believe her.

230. I'll tell you what.

231. You deliver me your spaceship story,

232. a story that will sell papers,

233. and you've got yourself a job here.

234. Are you serious?

235. Do I sound like I'm joking?

236. You can't be Kal-El.

237. He's a sweet, chubby baby

238. who laughed when you tickled his feet.

239. You knew me on Krypton?

240. Yeah. I used to watch over you.

241. I don't understand.

242. I mean, I left the planet right after you.

243. We were on the same trajectory.

244. Your ship —

245. it seemed to be underwater for a long time.

246. You must have crash-landed

247. during the meteor shower into the reservoir.

248. When the dam broke, it finally brought you to the surface.

249. How long was I in suspended animation?

250. 18 years.

251. My imbedded learning programs covered a lot of scenarios,

252. but this clearly wasn't one of them.

253. Kara, why are you searching for me?

254. My father, Zor-El, told me to find you.

255. That was my mission.

256. Zor-El?

257. Zor-El and Jor-El are brothers.

258. Then that makes us...

259. Cousins.

260. Jor-El never mentioned your dad.

261. He and his brother never talked.

262. Why?

263. The house of El has a lot of family secrets

264. that nobody ever discussed.

265. As humans would say, we were...

266. Dysfunctional.

267. But I'm sure you have a lot of questions,

268. but right now we need to find my ship.

269. I'd do it myself,

270. but those green rocks — they keep weakening me.

271. And trust me — you want to stay away from them.

272. If you're around them too long, they can kill you.

273. Kill me?

274. Zor-El told me that the yellow sun

275. would give me abilities beyond my wildest dreams,

276. but he definitely never mentioned any fatal weaknesses.

277. It's because he didn't know.

278. The green rocks, they're called kryptonite —

279. radioactive pieces of our home world.

280. How did pieces of Krypton travel 23 galaxies?

281. You don't know what happened after you left.

282. Well, I know we were in the midst

283. of a global civil war led by general Zod.

284. Zor-El told me that Krypton's salvation was on earth

285. and that you and I were the key.

286. I hope we're not too late.

287. Kara, Krypton is gone.

288. What do you mean, "gone"?

289. It exploded.

290. You and I are the only survivors.

291. No.

292. Planets don't just explode, Kal-El.

293. Ours did.

294. I'm sorry.

295. No.

296. This yellow sun has fried your brain cells.

297. Come on. Help me find my ship.

298. We can hide it here on your farm.

299. Your ship's missing.

300. If it's missing, then humans took it.

301. Kal-El, if anyone but me tries to open that ship,

302. it will activate the self-destruct sequence.

303. Define self-destruct.

304. I think you call it something like a...

305. Nuclear explosion.

306. There was no sign of alien life near that site —

307. none whatsoever.

308. Open it.

309. Surface temperature rising steadily.

310. Begin extraction protocol. Prepare to evacuate now.

311. We don't have a lot of time, people.

312. Lane, I had a feeling you worked fast,

313. but I didn't know you were a lightning bolt.

314. You got pages for me?

315. Actually, I need to talk to you about that.

316. I'm not interested in talk. I want to read.

317. Look, Chloe Sullivan should write this story.

318. She's already on your staff.

319. And let's face it, she can write circles around me.

320. I know she's family, Lane,

321. but Chloe Sullivan's lost her mojo.

322. Now she's just another run-of-the-mill hack

323. giving herself carpal tunnel

324. covering city hall and fourth-of-July parades.

325. Look, my cousin's feelings mean a lot more to me

326. than some stupid article.

327. Your cousin's feelings? How sweet.

328. Let me tell you something, Lane.

329. Newspapers don't have feelings.

330. They have stories,

331. and stories are what pay the bills around here.

332. You think I'm being honored by the publishers guild tonight

333. because I'm mahatma Gandhi,

334. because I give a damn about feelings?

335. No. I break stories any way, any how.

336. Well, you're gonna have to break this one with someone else.

337. This isn't about your cousin.

338. This so-called flying-saucer story —

339. it's all smoke and mirrors.

340. You're using some high moral ground

341. to bail out of a sinking ship.

342. This ship is far from sunk, bow tie.

343. I happen to have a contact in the air force

344. who supplied me with these.

345. They're satellite photos showing a caravan of trucks

346. driving from the dam to a grain silo in granville.

347. Does that look like smoke and mirrors to you?

348. No.

349. It looks like passion,

350. and it's what separates you from the rest of the pack.

351. This is the fork in your road, Lane.

352. In a dozen years, you'll either be Lois Lane, star reporter

353. whose name is synonymous with the daily planet,

354. or Lois fill-in-the-blank,

355. married to an insurance adjuster in the sticks

356. with four kids and 40 extra pounds.

357. You won't be able to look in a newspaper

358. because it will always remind you of what could have been.

359. Which road sounds better to you?

360. What do you have for me?

361. We applied voice-recognition software

362. and, using our satellites, cast a net

363. over every landline and cellphone on the globe.

364. I don't care how wide your net is.

365. If you don't find Lana,

366. it's not worth the string it's made of.

367. We have a map, sir. She's in Asia.

368. Where? China.

369. Our GPS puts her just a few miles from central Shanghai.

370. Prepare the jet for takeoff.

371. Yes, sir.

372. Those doors would have opened if you'd have just waited.

373. We don't have time to wait for ancient technology.

374. Between the two of us, we can cover more ground.

375. Of course, it would help if you could defy gravity.

376. Explain to me again why you can't fly.

377. I'm not sure.

378. I guess the humans are right, Kal-El.

379. Girls do mature faster than boys.

380. It's Clark, remember?

381. Just start walking. don't look back.

382. I should have known you were Clark's cousin

383. from all the primary colors.

384. Do you know where my ship is?

385. Kal-El's getting me nowhere.

386. It's Clark.

387. We've checked every Luthorcorp facility in the area.

388. Do you have any leads?

389. Unfortunately, not too many extraterrestrial vehicles

390. are actually registered at the dmv.

391. I have nothing.

392. I told you coming here was a waste of time.

393. She's just a human.

394. A human who's smarter than both of us combined.

395. Look, I'm sorry, Clark,

396. but this new editor is breathing down my neck.

397. He wants some big, splashy story,

398. and all I could come up with

399. is the sudden loss of am/fm radio in granville.

400. I'm out of here.

401. I'll just do a flyover

402. and start x-raying every single building.

403. Kara, wait.

404. Your ship — does it emit any sort of frequency?

405. Well, yeah. If it's opened, there's an alarm.

406. Could that alarm be disrupting the am/fm radios?

407. Kal-El, if that alarm's been triggered,

408. I'm the only one who can disarm it.

409. What are we doing up here? Time's running out.

410. Look, you cover the grounds. I'll get the bird's-eye view.

411. What does your ship sound like?

412. What?

413. If your ship is emitting an alarm, then you can hear it,

414. even if it's miles away.

415. It's one of our abilities on earth.

416. You have to focus. Block everything else out.

417. Just try.

418. All I hear is the wind.

419. Close your eyes. It might help.

420. Try to focus.

421. Concentrate.

422. I know you can do it.

423. Just try to listen to all the sounds around you.

424. Make it stop.

425. Make it stop.

426. Oh, make it stop.

427. Listen. Listen.

428. I know it's loud at first, but you have to focus, okay?

429. Eliminate the sounds one by one

430. until all you can hear is your ship.

431. Kal-El, I — I can hear it.

432. Then we can find it.

433. I knew those roadblocks I slipped past

434. weren't there for just a chemical spill.

435. They evacuated the area

436. because of what's down here underground.

437. And judging by that funky sound

438. and the megawatt light show,

439. something is going on behind that door,

440. and it's not laserium.

441. Oh, my god.

442. It's official.

443. I found the holy grail.

444. Uh-oh.

445. Are you okay?

446. My ship — it's gone.

447. What are we gonna do?

448. That's the last time you'll ever touch me.

449. Do you really think i could just let you walk away?

450. What are you going to do, Lex...

451. Kill me?

452. That's the last time you'll ever touch me.

453. Do you really think i could just let you walk away?

454. What are you going to do, Lex...

455. Kill me?

456. That's the last time you'll ever touch me.

457. Do you really think i could just let you walk away?

458. What are you going to do, Lex?

459. I'm impressed.

460. I did learn from the master.

461. As soon as I heard you'd freed yourself,

462. I laid out the breadcrumbs

463. and waited for the wolf to come knocking.

464. Tell me, Lex.

465. How were you planning on getting your revenge?

466. Lana, if I wanted revenge,

467. we wouldn't be having this conversation.

468. I've come here to beg for your forgiveness.

469. With a gun pointed at your head,

470. you'll say anything, won't you?

471. The things I did to you were beyond inexcusable.

472. I don't blame you for wanting to ruin my life.

473. I probably would have done the same thing...

474. Only not as elegant.

475. I always knew you were smart, Lana.

476. I didn't know you were brilliant...

477. Using my own science against me.

478. It wasn't science, Lex.

479. It was your own psychosis.

480. You cloned me.

481. Not exactly.

482. Model 503 was never alive.

483. That's why you were able to wheel it out of my lab

484. and place it in your driver's seat.

485. By the time the car exploded,

486. you were safe and sound

487. while model 503, with your DNA, was being blown to bits.

488. It was perfect.

489. As far as the world's concerned,

490. Lana Luthor is dead and buried.

491. And a dead woman can't be convicted of murder.

492. You'll never hurt another person again, Lex.

493. I don't want to.

494. don't come any closer.

495. I want to give you a better target.

496. After all the pain I've put you through, I deserve to die.

497. Please, Lana. Pull the trigger.

498. I promise you the world will be a better place.

499. Do it.

500. Kill me.

501. If you want to come back to Smallville, you'll be safe.

502. I'll take care of everything.

503. You can live your life however you want.

504. My father's gone, presumed dead.

505. And as for me...

506. I would never, ever hurt you again.

507. I'm sorry, Lana.

508. All that spaceship got me

509. were two concussions and a fried green camcorder.

510. You were right. I never should have chased that story.

511. I tried to warn you, Lois.

512. When you're scaling the wall of weird,

513. there aren't any mattresses to break your fall.

514. To think I could have landed a job at the daily planet.

515. What a joke.

516. I am no Chloe Sullivan and never will be.

517. Lane, I just read your story.

518. It's ridiculous.

519. It was just her first draft, Mr. Gabriel.

520. It's absurd how good it is.

521. Your prose leaps off the page like a bengal tiger.

522. I was riveted.

523. So, you're actually gonna run it?

524. Absolutely not. It's utterly unprintable.

525. I don't care if every word of it is true.

526. I can't run a story about a ship from outer space

527. without a photo.

528. You got to learn, Lane. Always carry a backup camera.

529. If you would just give her a second chance —

530. you like water, Lane?

531. As much as the next girl.

532. I'm giving you a waterfront view.

533. This is your new desk right here,

534. right across from cousin Chloe.

535. Excuse me?

536. If you're lucky, Sullivan,

537. some of her passion will rub off on you,

538. maybe put a little fire on that torch

539. you let burn out after high school.

540. Am I hearing things,

541. or did you just offer me a job?

542. Welcome to the daily planet, Lois Lane.

543. You play your cards right,

544. you'll be out of this basement quicker than your cousin.

545. Nothing like a little family rivalry

546. to keep the bullpen hopping.

547. Kara?

548. You okay?

549. How did it happen?

550. Krypton, I mean.

551. I don't know.

552. I'd always heard whispers of a doomsday scenario,

553. but I never thought anyone would actually do it.

554. We were supposed to be

555. the most advanced civilization in the galaxy.

556. One thing I've learned

557. is that evil exists in all cultures,

558. no matter how advanced they are.

559. Maybe if I had had my abilities on Krypton,

560. I could have saved it.

561. You saved a lot of people here today.

562. You should feel good about that.

563. It's different for you, Kal-El.

564. You don't have any memory of Krypton.

565. This has always been your home.

566. Well, then, be my memory.

567. Tell me about my family.

568. It's hazy from all those years of sleep in the ship.

569. I do remember some.

570. I used to, uh, sneak away from Kandor

571. and come and see lora.

572. She always made me smile.

573. You knew my mom?

574. The day she found out she was pregnant,

575. I'd never seen her so happy.

576. You were so cute.

577. You were her miracle baby.

578. And now she's gone.

579. My parents are gone,

580. the entire house of El.

581. I'll never see any of my family ever again.

582. Well, you're with family now.

583. Look, you can stay here with me on the farm

584. as long as you want.

585. You know, these humans are not as bad as you think.

586. Thank you, Kal-El.

587. I mean, Clark.

588. I just wish I didn't feel like such a failure.

589. I made my father a promise, and I couldn't keep it.

590. Kara, that wasn't your fault.

591. We can't always be everything our fathers expect us to be.

592. I know that firsthand.

593. The way he spoke of the crystal —

594. he told me to guard it with my life,

595. and now it's gone.

596. Wait, there's a crystal in that ship?

597. With all of my directives

598. and the power to help me along the way.

599. If that crystal fell into the wrong hands,

600. it could be disastrous.

601. Luckily, we don't have to worry about that

602. since it was destroyed with the ship.

603. No. That explosion wouldn't scratch the crystal.

604. Only a Kryptonian can destroy it.

605. I've searched everywhere.

606. That crystal is gone.

607. Hmm.

608. The spacecraft was eviscerated,

609. but all is not lost.

610. Jor-El: Kal-El, my son,

611. you have finally chosen to start your training.

612. A Kryptonian girl showed up at my doorstep.

613. Her name is Kara.

614. Last time that happened, you were behind it.

615. I know nothing of her arrival.

616. She says she was sent here by her father, Zor-El.

617. You might remember him, since he's your brother.

618. Care to tell me

619. why you ignored that branch of the family tree?

620. Whatever Zor-El wanted with you,

621. it was not for the greater good of Krypton.

622. He could not be trusted,

623. and neither can his daughter.

624. You can't blame Kara for the actions of her father.

625. She's not here to cause any harm.

626. That is an emotional, human reaction.

627. Be careful of your feelings, Kal-El.

628. They can betray you.

629. My feelings are part of who I am,

630. whether you like it or not.

631. Now, what about my training?

632. Your training starts with Kara.

633. Watch over her, Kal-El.

634. She poses a greater threat than you believe.

635. Mr. Luthor.

636. I take it you found who you were looking for.

637. There's someone else I need you to locate.

638. This drawing isn't much to go on, sir.

639. It's all I have.

640. That woman saved my life.

641. Use whatever resources are necessary to find her.

642. Is that clear?

643. Yes, sir.