Smallville 5x20

1. Previously on "Smallville"...

2. If you run,

3. every reporter in Kansas will be digging into our lives.

4. What if somebody finds out about Clark's secret?

5. Don't worry. Nothing's gonna change between us.

6. I miss your sage advice, Martha.

7. There's always a job waiting for you

8. if you ever want to come back to Luthorcorp.

9. So you want to back me for senate running against your son.

10. Why would you want to do that?

11. Do whatever it takes to knock Jonathan Kent out of the race.

12. I want to be senator.

13. He is just like the rest of us.

14. A normal person doesn't rise from the dead.

15. Jor-El: Rectification does not come without a price.

16. The life of someone close to you will be exchanged for yours.

17. Can't beat Kent!

18. Can't beat Kent!

19. And now the next senator of the state of Kansas —

20. Mr. Jonathan Kent!

21. Wow.

22. Thank you.

23. Thank you. Really, thank you.

24. Thank you all very much for coming out here this evening.

25. I'm quite sure that many of you

26. had more important things to do tonight

27. than come out and listen to some farmer

28. talk about the importance of corn subsidies.

29. Um...

30. When I told my family

31. that I had indeed decided to run against Lex Luthor,

32. they were surprised, to say the least.

33. I don't think they really understood...

34. Why I want to run

35. or why this is so very important to me.

36. But the truth is actually — it's actually very simple.

37. The courage to help all kansans, whether they're rich...

38. Or whether they're poor,

39. and do my very best to put the heart back in the heartland.

40. Thank you.

41. Mr. Luthor, this is your itinerary for tomorrow.

42. Push the mayor lunch and get me a photo op at the hospital.

43. The nurses union is key in the 49th.

44. One more thing,

45. I need the new poll numbers from last night.

46. Central Kansas students for Lex Luthor, sir.

47. You have... Five minutes tops.

48. Thucydides said,

49. "we are either kings among men...

50. Or the pawns of kings."

51. The fact that you're here

52. demonstrates that you strive for the former.

53. The youth vote is stronger than we ever expected,

54. and I have you to thank for that.

55. But we cannot afford to be complacent.

56. Great leaders are forged

57. from those who see beyond the boundaries...

58. Who go beyond the extra mile.

59. They go the extra 10.

60. Defeat is not an option.

61. Thank you.

62. Samantha Drake — president of students for Lex Luthor.

63. Well, then, I should thank you personally

64. for my spike in the mtv vote.

65. Such an honor to finally meet you.

66. I know this is kind of geeky,

67. but I'd be so psyched if I could get my picture taken with you.

68. Well, anything I can do

69. to keep up morale with the troops.

70. Excuse me.

71. Could you get the painting in the background?

72. That's the one your father gave you

73. after you closed the metrotech deal, isn't it?

74. Well, it looks like you've done your homework, miss Drake.

75. Thank you very much.

76. I used to wear a cross.

77. Sir?

78. The limo is waiting.

79. Thank you very much.

80. Man #2: Thank you, sir.

81. This is Lex.

82. You wanted a grenade to throw in the Kent camp?

83. I got an atomic bomb.

84. This isn't a secure line.

85. Just meet me at rampart and Broadway.

86. Atomic warfare?

87. A little overdramatic for local politics, isn't it?

88. I got no problems ending this conversation right now.

89. I believe,

90. in the political weapons trade,

91. the deal usually goes to the highest bidder.

92. Thank you.

93. Is this for real?

94. Oh, sosnick had it all trucked up from Metropolis.

95. I keep expecting some mobster with a carnation

96. to step out of the shadows and plug me.

97. Wow.

98. You have to admit, it's not exactly us.

99. Dad, are you sure this guy knows what he's doing?

100. Clark, sosnick helped Jack win five elections.

101. I'm sure he knows more about this stuff than we do.

102. If you ask me,

103. I think he's trying to turn you into a Luthor.

104. Is there a problem?

105. Yeah, I was just wondering

106. if you've ever actually met the kents.

107. The reason somebody is gonna vote for Mr. Kent

108. is because they relate to him,

109. and who is gonna believe that he supports local farmers

110. when he looks like some big business blowhard —

111. no offense, Mr. Kent —

112. who wants to buy them out?

113. Well, that's called bridging the demo gap, dear.

114. Oh, and does bridging that gap

115. also include misquoting your candidate?

116. Wait a minute.

117. It says, "Jonathan Kent is quoted as saying,

118. 'it is possible to serve corporate interest

119. and maintain the public welfare.'"

120. I never said that.

121. I did.

122. You did?

123. Yes.

124. Look, this whole John boy thing —

125. don't get me wrong. You're very good at it.

126. It may win over the cowpokes, but there's a pool of voters

127. that are more familiar with vente lattes

128. than they are with digging postholes.

129. What I really need here

130. is somebody who cares about what I believe in

131. more than they care about winning a race.

132. I'm sorry, but you got to go, sosnick. You're fired.

133. Pack it up, guys.

134. Not that that didn't totally rock, Mr. Kent,

135. but I have no idea

136. how you're gonna find a replacement so quickly.

137. I do.

138. Oh, me?

139. Um, what do I know about being a campaign manager?

140. What do I know about being a state senator?

141. Right.

142. I'll get it.

143. Jonathan Kent.

144. This is your last warning to drop out of the campaign.

145. I told you not to call here again.

146. Hey!

147. What are you doing?

148. Sorry, but cku regulations dictate

149. that all campaign materials can be no larger than 20x24.

150. Okay, miss overachiever, I think you're taking

151. this campus-gestapo thing way too seriously.

152. The state's future depends on it, miss Lane.

153. How do you know my name?

154. Lex says "always know your enemy."

155. Leave it to Lex to treat this election like a hostile takeover,

156. which is what he's gonna do to the entire state, by the way.

157. Progress requires sacrifices.

158. Mr. Kent is neck and neck

159. with your fascist environmental annihilator.

160. You heard what Lex said.

161. True leaders see beyond boundaries.

162. He set the bar. Now we need to raise it higher.

163. Defeat is not an option.

164. Coming.

165. Hi. Hi.

166. Looks like someone's had a long day of campaigning.

167. More like a long day of Lois.

168. Well, as much as I'd like to make a fool of myself

169. at the ice rink,

170. we could always stay in tonight.

171. Okay.

172. Ow!

173. What happened?

174. Did I hurt you?

175. Unless you're the one

176. who assigned six diagrams on planetary rotations.

177. You know, on second thought, maybe we should go.

178. Okay, this couldn't be more awkward...

179. But we haven't been together since I came to met u.

180. You mean, we haven't...

181. Had...

182. Sex.

183. Clark, you can't tell me that you haven't noticed.

184. Things between us haven't been the same

185. since you miraculously came back from the dead.

186. I know.

187. Lana, I can't explain that anymore.

188. It changed me.

189. Maybe I'll never understand what you went through.

190. But you're still the same person, aren't you?

191. Clark, I don't know.

192. It feels like you're afraid to touch me anymore.

193. Did something happen?

194. Clark?

195. Okay, is this where I have to remind you

196. that you're the one who said

197. that we wouldn't keep things from each other anymore?

198. Why is this about me?

199. You're the one who pulled away first.

200. You moved to Metropolis two weeks after we got together.

201. And now you spend every moment with these books.

202. Why astronomy?

203. It's homework.

204. It's an obsession.

205. And that thing about honesty — it works both ways.

206. Nice deflection.

207. But I don't fall for that anymore.

208. I got to go get some air.

209. Now, just who in the hell are you?

210. Are you the one that's been calling me?

211. Hey!

212. Are you the guy that's been calling me?

213. You stay away from me and my family.

214. Ugh!

215. Ah!

216. It's obviously true what they say.

217. Behind every great man is a great woman.

218. The campaign must be taking up a lot of your time.

219. Yes, it is,

220. but fortunately Jonathan and I have a lot of help.

221. Unfortunately, not enough to win.

222. You know, Lex is entering the last stretch of the campaign

223. with infinite resources,

224. and I believe you are down financially to...

225. Nothing.

226. I'm glad to see you're finally behind your son,

227. but I thought you knew me better than that, Lionel.

228. I would never give up on my husband.

229. You misunderstand me.

230. Lex has deep pockets,

231. and Jonathan needs at least the money to match that.

232. This is more than money to match.

233. Ooh.

234. We've run this campaign on his beliefs,

235. and that's what's gonna win him the election.

236. Jonathan would never accept this.

237. I know.

238. I fully expected Jonathan

239. to barrel his way through the campaign

240. fueled by blind idealism,

241. but I was hoping you'd be more savvy.

242. Perhaps you have your own personal reasons

243. for wanting Jonathan not to win.

244. I know you didn't come by this late at night

245. to drop off this press release.

246. What happened?

247. How far do you want to cross this friendship boundary?

248. Since when did we have boundaries?

249. All right, why don't you just leave out the details?

250. Well...

251. Everything was fine between Lana and I when I was human.

252. I mean, it was great.

253. Okay, Clark.

254. But now that I have my abilities back,

255. it's like our... Sex... Life...

256. Has been on hiatus.

257. Oh.

258. Uhh...

259. I know I'm gonna regret asking this question, but, um...

260. Why?

261. 'Cause it just takes some time for me

262. to adjust my abilities to new... Situations.

263. Wow, uh...

264. Awkward factor eight.

265. Um...

266. So, basically, what you're saying is that

267. you're afraid that, in the heat of the moment,

268. you might...

269. Please don't make me finish this sentence, Clark.

270. Well, see, that's the thing.

271. I'm not sure what would happen.

272. I mean, if I couldn't control myself —

273. you know what? That's something that can never be unseen.

274. It's not funny.

275. No, you're right. It's not.

276. It's just that this conversation

277. definitely cements me as your krypto-hag.

278. Look, Clark...

279. You can shake my hand without crushing it, right?

280. And you don't exactly incinerate everyone you look at

281. with your heat-vision thing.

282. So it's pretty much the same thing, right?

283. I mean... Metaphorically.

284. But you didn't need me to tell you all this, so what gives?

285. I think I got used to lying to Lana when we were friends.

286. Now it's different.

287. Yeah you know, Clark,

288. I'm playing my best zone defense,

289. but I think you're in denial territory about what Lana knows.

290. I mean, she's studying astronomy.

291. The meteors, the fact that the undead topic comes up daily.

292. Well, I can't just tell her. It's too risky.

293. Okay, fine, Clark.

294. Then don't tell her about it,

295. but your game needs to switch from defense to offense

296. because, sooner or later, Lana's gonna start asking

297. all the wrong people all the right questions.

298. Mom, you didn't say much on the ride home.

299. Are you sure everything's okay?

300. Yeah, I'm fine.

301. I'll just be glad when the election is over.

302. Shelby, hi!

303. What's the matter?

304. Huh?

305. What's wrong?

306. I moved the rally to next week so Mr. Kent can recover.

307. Or not.

308. Dad, what are you doing?

309. I can't let them stop me.

310. I will tell them the rally's a go again.

311. I thought the doctor said he was going to keep you overnight.

312. Oh, then they'd have exactly what they want.

313. Something tells me it's not the first time they've called,

314. is it, dad?

315. Jonathan, how could you keep this from us?

316. We're in this as a family.

317. Are we? You've never been happy about me running,

318. and now I'm guessing you want me to quit.

319. Maybe you're willing to risk your life over this,

320. but I don't think I'm willing to stand by and watch.

321. I have got to see this thing through, Martha.

322. "Do as I say, not as I do." Huh, dad?

323. Look, I never taught you to buckle under pressure,

324. especially not from Lex Luthor.

325. Lex?

326. You think he'd go this far?

327. There's no limit to what Lex Luthor would do, son.

328. Clark. I heard what happened.

329. I just wanted to make sure your father's okay.

330. This is as close to my father as you want to get right now.

331. He thinks I was behind it, doesn't he?

332. What do you expect him to believe?

333. Maybe the truth.

334. I issued a press release denouncing the attack

335. and offered a reward for any information

336. leading to the assailants' capture.

337. I need you to believe me.

338. Lex, why is some State Senate seat so important to you?

339. It's a stepping stone.

340. To what?

341. That's like Apollo asking icarus why he's building wings.

342. Look, Clark, you have everything you've ever wanted.

343. I'm sorry if I'm still searching.

344. What if you don't win?

345. What if you realize you haven't found what you're looking for?

346. Well, there's always the white house.

347. Look, I promise you,

348. we're gonna find out who did this to your dad.

349. Didn't work.

350. We failed him.

351. Well, now we know what we need to do,

352. and I already have everything in place.

353. Samantha, chill out.

354. We already went too far, and it totally backfired.

355. We need to turn ourselves in

356. before somebody points a finger at Lex.

357. Lex asked us to go the extra 10 Miles.

358. I'm the only one willing to do that.

359. What are you talking about?

360. There is one thing that Kent can't bounce back from.

361. I'm going to the cops before this gets more out of control.

362. Lex would have never...

363. Given up that easily.

364. I waited at the drop-off, but griff never showed.

365. Find out what happened to him.

366. I didn't recognize you for a moment.

367. I wanted to show you how devoted I am to you.

368. Well, you certainly have.

369. I have all the enabling devices I need, thank you.

370. Though apparently I could use better security.

371. Don't they always say

372. never use your birthday as your security code?

373. Or, more specifically...

374. Your brother's?

375. Interesting choice of perfume.

376. Hermes.

377. It's your favorite.

378. I know everything about you, Mr. senator.

379. Senator?

380. Now, aren't you a little ahead of yourself?

381. Not now.

382. Not with Jonathan Kent out of the picture.

383. I would never condone what happened to Mr. Kent.

384. Of course not.

385. You've got to distance yourself.

386. It's like you said in the herald article —

387. "strike when you can but never leave yourself vulnerable."

388. Please tell me you weren't responsible for that attack.

389. It's okay, Lex.

390. I know what you want me to do,

391. and I would never want you to take the fall for it.

392. You may have read everything about me,

393. but don't assume you know me.

394. I would never hurt the kents.

395. You're losing your edge, Lex.

396. And you've clearly gone over it.

397. My security will escort you to the police station.

398. You're just having a moment of weakness.

399. That's why you need me.

400. Lex Luthor going godfather on your dad?

401. I don't know, Clark.

402. Lex seems like the kind of guy

403. who lives for the fight as much as the victory.

404. Here's a list of all the calls logged on our phone today.

405. My dad pawned that one off as a wrong number.

406. It's blocked, but...

407. I'll let my fingers do the walking.

408. Just give me a second.

409. You know, it's not like your dad

410. to keep something like this a secret.

411. He's kind of turned into a different person lately,

412. like he's got something to prove to everyone.

413. Maybe just his son.

414. What does running for senator have to do with me?

415. Think about it, Clark.

416. It must be kind of hard being a role model

417. for a guy who pulls people out of a burning building

418. and stops nuclear missiles all between chores and dinner.

419. No one's expecting him to do that.

420. True, but it's not gonna stop him from trying.

421. Oh, here we go.

422. Let's see what we got.

423. All right.

424. The call was made from...

425. Whoa.

426. the "students for Lex Luthor" office at cku.

427. "To do my part to put the heart back in the heartland."

428. Great closing line, Mr. Kent.

429. They're Martha's words, not mine.

430. I just hope she shows up in time to hear me say them.

431. Are you sure you want to do this?

432. I know that we have extra security and everything,

433. but it's not too late to postpone.

434. Lois, what kind of a leader would I be

435. if I let some pranksters make me back down, hmm?

436. And now the next senator...

437. Jacket?

438. Oh, yeah.

439. Mr. Jonathan Kent!

440. Hmm.

441. Knock them dead, boss.

442. Can't beat Kent!

443. Can't beat Kent!

444. Can't beat Kent!

445. Can't beat Kent!

446. Wow.

447. Thank you.

448. Thank you. Really, thank you.

449. Excuse me?

450. Hey.

451. When I told my family

452. that I had indeed decided to run against Lex Luthor,

453. they were surprised, to say the least.

454. But their support has been unwavering.

455. See, I've been inspired.

456. I've been inspired by my son whose courage seems to know...

457. Talk about an initiation gone wrong.

458. Get up.

459. Those basic-training skills are looking a little rusty.

460. Like I said...

461. Know your enemy.

462. Look, magna-cum-laude psycho...

463. You are not gonna shoot Jonathan Kent.

464. You're right.

465. You are.

466. In fact, it is because of my family

467. that I have the courage to run at all.

468. I don't think they really understood...

469. Why I wanted to run

470. or why this is so very important to me.

471. But the truth is actually — it's actually very simple.

472. The courage to help all kansans, whether they're rich...

473. Nobody will ever believe I would shoot Jonathan Kent.

474. Really?

475. Beautiful girl comes to live under his roof.

476. His wife gets a little too busy at that coffee shop.

477. Suddenly, he fires a seasoned political consultant

478. and takes the girl on the campaign trail.

479. Until it all goes wrong,

480. and the spurned lover gets her revenge.

481. Now just aim at Jonathan's head and shoot.

482. Didn't general Lane teach you anything?

483. Actually, he did.

484. Martha?

485. Lois.

486. Don't sweat it, Smallville.

487. Better late than never.

488. "Regard your soldiers as your children,

489. "and they will follow you into the deepest valleys.

490. "Look on them as your own beloved sons...

491. And they will stand by you even unto death."

492. You really don't have to quote "the art of war" to me, dad.

493. I read it cover to cover three times

494. before I finished high school.

495. Although...

496. I still would have preferred a bike for my 14th birthday.

497. Yes, well, despite your intense studies,

498. it seems Jonathan Kent, after yesterday's theatrics,

499. has surged ahead of you in the polls.

500. I didn't have anything to do with that.

501. No, no, of course, you didn't.

502. But it looks as though your disciples

503. tried to follow in your footsteps.

504. They have succeeded in creating quite a mess.

505. How does it feel, Lex...

506. To have people worship you?

507. Being the idol for a cult of psychopaths

508. isn't exactly a power trip, dad?

509. Oh, but I suppose being a state senator would be.

510. Isn't that why you're running for office?

511. You want to know the truth?

512. I'm running because it's something

513. I actually have to work for.

514. Yes.

515. And your noble efforts include employing hired guns

516. to dig up information

517. about the kents that could destroy them.

518. Well, so much for your fatherly pride and support

519. in this campaign, huh, dad?

520. Griff's dead.

521. His body turned up

522. in the back alley of suicide slums this morning,

523. and somehow I don't think the kents did it.

524. Dangerous neighborhood, Lex.

525. Would it have killed you this one time

526. to actually be on my side?

527. You're slipping, son.

528. First, Professor Milton fine vanishes from your radar.

529. Now griff. It —

530. It might be time to dust this off.

531. All the teachers will be there? Yes.

532. All right, great.

533. And here are the talking points for the teachers union. Okay.

534. And don't forget — I know.

535. I've got the firefighters' breakfast in the morning.

536. Don't worry, Lois. I'm not gonna forget.

537. Mmm, firefighters.

538. I think I might tag along for that one.

539. There's got to be a few perks to this job.

540. Good news. Hmm?

541. You're up 10 points in the polls after the rally yesterday. Wow!

542. It looks like we could win this thing after all, huh?

543. I got to run.

544. Bye. Bye.

545. It's great to see him so optimistic.

546. Yeah.

547. I hate to be the one to burst his bubble.

548. What do you mean?

549. Lex is running 800 ads

550. and dropping three mailers in the next two weeks.

551. We may be ahead now, but that much coverage

552. will make Mr. Kent a distant memory by election day.

553. And... As far as I can tell...

554. We're out of money.

555. I've been trying to figure out

556. how to tell him for a couple of days.

557. Well, if we don't find some major green,

558. he can kiss that fancy leather chair at the capitol goodbye.

559. There is one other option.

560. But you have to promise me never to tell Jonathan.

561. Lana.

562. I wasn't expecting to see you here.

563. I wasn't about to leave things the way they were.

564. Look, Clark.

565. Lana, I...

566. You were right.

567. I was pulling away.

568. It's because I've been wanting to be with you for so long...

569. But I feel like I'd just screw it up.

570. Clark, I would never let you go that easily.

571. Maybe we just need to slow down

572. and try and get back to where we were.

573. I freak out.

574. I screw up, and I blame everything on you,

575. and you forgive me...

576. No questions asked.

577. Maybe that's because it's not all your fault.

578. What you said about me running off to met u.

579. And getting all caught up in my homework —

580. it's not entirely false.

581. Clark, I've been studying the meteor showers.

582. You said you were gonna leave that in the past.

583. I know I did, and I tried to.

584. But those meteors changed my life,

585. and now with the second shower...

586. Clark, there is no way that they're random.

587. What are you saying?

588. Okay, well, you know that spacecraft

589. that I saw during this last shower?

590. I was looking into the satellite imagery from the first shower,

591. the one that happened when we were kids,

592. and there's something that doesn't crash

593. the way the other meteors do.

594. It, um...

595. Well, it kind of lands.

596. Clark, what if a ship came down

597. in the first meteor shower as well,

598. and whoever was in it

599. has been here with us this entire time?

600. Thank you for coming.

601. It's my pleasure.

602. I'm always here for you, Martha.

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