1. Freshman year 2001Copy !req
2. Are we going to state this year?Copy !req
3. Yeah!Copy !req
4. I can't hear ya! Who's going
to be the state champions?Copy !req
5. The crows!Copy !req
6. I need a brave freshman to step up.Copy !req
7. Alright, which one of you studs
thinks you're a better quarterback than me?Copy !req
8. Kent, how about it?Copy !req
9. Huh?Copy !req
10. That's okay.Copy !req
11. You too busy milking cows to come and try out for the team.
The least you can do is show some school spirit.Copy !req
12. Am I right?Copy !req
13. Come on, Kent, do you wanna take a shot
at the hottest freshman at Smallville high?Copy !req
14. Come on, Clark!Copy !req
15. Just take your time.Copy !req
16. Come on Clark, you can do it.Copy !req
17. Caw! Caw!
Go, crows! Whoo!Copy !req
18. Go, Clark, you can do it!Copy !req
19. - Crows! Whoo-hoo!
- Yay, crows! Who's the lucky freshman this year?Copy !req
20. Probably the biggest loser like every year.Copy !req
21. Come on, take it off.Copy !req
22. - Hey, leave her alone.
- Stop, you guys!Copy !req
23. Or what? We always torture
the mascot, Kent. It's a tradition.Copy !req
24. Leave me alone.Copy !req
25. Stop, you...Copy !req
26. ScAbby AbbyCopy !req
27. ScAbby Abby!Copy !req
28. ScAbby Abby!Copy !req
29. Put your mask back on, Scabster!Copy !req
30. All right, who's next? Who's
gonna step up and dunk her?Copy !req
31. Poor baby.Copy !req
32. It's taken three years,
but you finally let mommy help you.Copy !req
33. Don't worry, sweetheart.Copy !req
34. I won't let you waste your senior year
like you did all the others.Copy !req
35. You promise people will like me?Copy !req
36. They will. I promise.Copy !req
37. Just like they did me.Copy !req
38. Everyone will love you when they see the real you...Copy !req
39. the one that's been inside all along.Copy !req
40. You're going to have a senior year
no one will ever forget.Copy !req
41. What a ball game! It's all tied up.
Five seconds left here at metro stadium.Copy !req
42. Clark Kent, the young phenom from Smallville,
has led M.U.'S incredible comeback.Copy !req
43. Kent takes the snap from his own
10-yard line. It's hail Mary time.Copy !req
44. He fades back... here's the passCopy !req
45. a bullet deep down field
way past his own receiver.Copy !req
46. Wait! Kent's now flying down the field.
He's going to catch his own pass! Touchdown!Copy !req
47. The meteors win! Kent is unbelievable!Copy !req
48. Nice arm, farm boy.Copy !req
49. When's the first game?Copy !req
50. - I'm not on the team.
- Why not?Copy !req
51. An arm like that is a
"get out of geek free" pass.Copy !req
52. - Well, even if I wanted to play
- Which obviously you do.Copy !req
53. That wouldn't be the reason.Copy !req
54. Thanks. I don't really consider myself a geek.Copy !req
55. So...Copy !req
56. what do you see yourself as?Copy !req
57. I don't know.Copy !req
58. An outsider, I guess.Copy !req
59. That's a recipe for wedgies
if I've ever heard one.Copy !req
60. Have I told you how much
I'm going to miss you?Copy !req
61. Daddy...Copy !req
62. don't you have 3,000 guys to baby sit?Copy !req
63. Do you really need
to keep checking up on me?Copy !req
64. It would appear that way.Copy !req
65. I know that I'm late, but I can still
make it to campus for orientation.Copy !req
66. Save yourself a trip. Met. U.
Just yanked your acceptance.Copy !req
67. What? They can't do that.Copy !req
68. They can if you don't have
enough credits to finish high school.Copy !req
69. Look, I know I missed a few classes, but...Copy !req
70. lo, you failed the last semester.Copy !req
71. Not to worry, though. I'm sure that Clark
will be happy to show you around.Copy !req
72. - Around where?
- Around where?Copy !req
73. Bright and early, tomorrow morning.Copy !req
74. You start Smallville high.Copy !req
75. Great.Copy !req
76. You know, socially divisive cliques and hall
passes aside, this place really is not all that bad.Copy !req
77. It's the varsity version of Dante's seventh ring.Copy !req
78. Come on, do you know how many people
would kill to relive their senior year in high school?Copy !req
79. Make that semester. Five more credits,
and I am outta this cow pile.Copy !req
80. Wait a minute. Five credit sin one semester?Copy !req
81. Lois, the only way you're going to do that is
if you add an extracurricular to your class load.Copy !req
82. Like, say, maybe... writing for the "torch. "Copy !req
83. Uh,Copy !req
84. no hard feelings here, cuz, but, unlike you,
the last thing I want to be is a reporter.Copy !req
85. What could be worse than, you know,
uncovering the truth and protecting the public?Copy !req
86. And sticking your nose in other people's business.Copy !req
87. Like I said, you'd be perfect.Copy !req
88. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
89. It's gonna be great having you here.Copy !req
90. - Check it out.
- A new girl...Copy !req
91. Hi, Clark.Copy !req
92. Abby?Copy !req
93. It's actually Abigail now.Copy !req
94. You know, I almost didn't recognize you.Copy !req
95. After an entire summer of recovery,Copy !req
96. good.Copy !req
97. With any luck, this old locker will be the only thing
that stays the same this year.Copy !req
98. Yeah, um, that shouldn't be a problem.Copy !req
99. So, uh,Copy !req
100. why the, uh..Copy !req
101. change?Copy !req
102. I guess just one day you realize you canCopy !req
103. can spend another year being
resentful of what everybody else hasCopy !req
104. or you can do something about it.Copy !req
105. You know, it's our senior year, Clark.Copy !req
106. This is my last chance.Copy !req
107. Good morning, Clark. Hey... Abby.Copy !req
108. Whoa. Either she spent an entire summer at a collagen
farm, or I am shopping at the wrong makeup counter.Copy !req
109. How old is she 17? That's like messing with the
batter before the cookies are even baked.Copy !req
110. Don't tell me the world
isn't nicer to prettier people.Copy !req
111. Besides, you know,I mean, it's her body. And if it
makes her feel better, then it's none of our business.Copy !req
112. What?Copy !req
113. I'm just stunned that miss "letter to the editor"
doesn't find it one bit distressing that a girl would getCopy !req
114. nipped and tucked to fit into some plastic pod person...Copy !req
115. I think she looks great.Copy !req
116. What a shocker.Copy !req
117. Look, that's the problem
with high school. It's all a facade.Copy !req
118. Everyone's hiding who they really are
and trying to be something they're not.Copy !req
119. Well, it sounds like you've got your first article.Copy !req
120. See you in the "torch. "Copy !req
121. Okay, I'll write for your paper,
but you better get me extra credit.Copy !req
122. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
123. A note through the vent of my locker.Copy !req
124. Very creative.Copy !req
125. Well, I pride myself on being able
to revert back to the fourth grade.Copy !req
126. What are you doing here? If we get
caught, I could get detention.Copy !req
127. I could get fired.Copy !req
128. Coach Teague.Copy !req
129. I'm Clark Kent.Copy !req
130. Hi.Copy !req
131. Lana.Copy !req
132. What are you doing here?Copy !req
133. - Um, I, uh...
- The principal asked thisCopy !req
134. young lady to give me the grand tour.Copy !req
135. It's good to meet you, Clark.Copy !req
136. You know, they didn't tell me
you were Jason Teague.Copy !req
137. This guy threw a passing record his freshman year
at Metropolis university. He could've gone pro.Copy !req
138. Yeah, well, now I'm just a transfer
to central Kansas A&M.Copy !req
139. It's amazing how quickly you fall of
recruiters' lists when you tear your rotator cuff.Copy !req
140. Well, then, I, uh, I guess we're
lucky to have you here, coach.Copy !req
141. Assistant coach,Copy !req
142. miss Lang.Copy !req
143. Um, Quigley's still going to be
calling the plays for you guys.Copy !req
144. Well, actually, I'm not on the team.Copy !req
145. I was hoping I could try out.Copy !req
146. You look big enough. Sure.Copy !req
147. The talon.Copy !req
148. Lex,Copy !req
149. uh, agreed to let me manage it.Copy !req
150. Why?Copy !req
151. I was lucky to find a job at all, Jonathan.
It's not like I have a full resume these days.Copy !req
152. Sweetheart,Copy !req
153. if we're so worried about money,
then why don't we just goCopy !req
154. through the books again?
We'll find some other place to cut.Copy !req
155. Like where? We've been over
it every week for two months.Copy !req
156. There's no way we can get out from under
these hospital bills. I'm not blaming you. I just...Copy !req
157. I just don't want to keep waiting and risk
losing the farm. You've worked too hard.Copy !req
158. Yeah, so that you wouldn't have to.Copy !req
159. It's not so bad right now.Copy !req
160. You have the farm, and Clark is going to go off
to college next year. I need something of my own.Copy !req
161. But why does it have to be with the Luthors?Copy !req
162. I'll be selling espressos, Jonathan,
not masterminding hostile takeovers.Copy !req
163. Well...Copy !req
164. I've always known thatCopy !req
165. you wanted to have more than just this old farm.Copy !req
166. I'm not going to be the one to stand in your way.Copy !req
167. - Thank you, sweetheart.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
168. Hey, Kent,Copy !req
169. I need your permission slip, bud.Copy !req
170. What positions have you played?Copy !req
171. None, actually. I've never been on a team before.Copy !req
172. My father wasn't too keen on the whole idea.Copy !req
173. Your dad doesn't know you're here, does he?Copy !req
174. When it comes to defying fathers,
I'm kind of a pro.Copy !req
175. I'm not doing this for him.Copy !req
176. You know, I've seen a lot of guysCopy !req
177. join the team just so they can walk
around in a Letterman's jacket.Copy !req
178. Because they want people to look at them differently.Copy !req
179. But football's just a game.Copy !req
180. If you want to change, you gotta do that yourself.Copy !req
181. That's why I'm here.Copy !req
182. All right. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
183. All right, Kent.Copy !req
184. Do something to us.Copy !req
185. All right, guys, let's go!Copy !req
186. Alright guys, On two...Copy !req
187. hut! Hut!Copy !req
188. All right, that'll work.Copy !req
189. Line up again, guys.
Oh, man!Copy !req
190. Checkout ScAbby Abby.Copy !req
191. It's fake, you know.Copy !req
192. Who cares...Copy !req
193. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
194. Men, is she hot...Copy !req
195. Whoo! Yeah!Copy !req
196. I didn't mean to scare you.Copy !req
197. Just... I can't stop thinking about you.Copy !req
198. You mean the girl you nicknamed "scAbby Abby"?Copy !req
199. Yeah, I totally deserved that.Copy !req
200. Maybe if I'd been more patient,
I would've seen who you really are.Copy !req
201. The most...Copy !req
202. beautiful girl in school.Copy !req
203. I have a lot to apologize for.Copy !req
204. What do you sayCopy !req
205. we go some place a little more quiet?Copy !req
206. Where are we going?Copy !req
207. What are you doing?Copy !req
208. You didn't feel that?Copy !req
209. Of course I did.Copy !req
210. No. I..Copy !req
211. I should go.Copy !req
212. What's going on?Copy !req
213. Abigail, wait.Copy !req
214. Oh, I get it. New face... same old, boring scAbby.Copy !req
215. Hey!Copy !req
216. Oh, my god.Copy !req
217. Bret?Copy !req
218. What's happening?Copy !req
219. What's wrong?Copy !req
220. Oh, my god.Copy !req
221. My face.Copy !req
222. My God...Copy !req
223. what did you do to me?Copy !req
224. No! My face!Copy !req
225. Admissions office? Look, I'm in the
nation's cream corn capital, retaking calculus.Copy !req
226. No, don't put me on hold.
Could this day be any worse?Copy !req
227. - No, that's everything.
- Thank you.Copy !req
228. Lois,Copy !req
229. what's going on?Copy !req
230. He just ran right out in front of me.Copy !req
231. I don't know. They said he's going
to be okay. Psychically, anyway.Copy !req
232. The cops think he kind a lost it.Copy !req
233. Who... Bret?Copy !req
234. I just saw him at practice
an hour ago. He was fine.Copy !req
235. Are you sure about that?Copy !req
236. Yeah.Copy !req
237. Think about it, Clark.
It's the start of a new season,Copy !req
238. scholar ships... the entire town
counting on you to be their hero?Copy !req
239. Who knows what kind of neuroses are
hiding behind that big man on campus mask?Copy !req
240. No way. If anything, Bret was too overconfident.Copy !req
241. He probably just didn't see you.Copy !req
242. Yeah, that might explain
the broken windshield, but...Copy !req
243. do you want to tell me why he was
running around half naked, soaking wet?Copy !req
244. Why would he do that?Copy !req
245. Hey, hey, last time I checked, you were
missing a few prerequisites for being in here.Copy !req
246. So you have been checking me out.Copy !req
247. Lois, just wait outside.Copy !req
248. Are you kidding?Copy !req
249. Tortured senior can't keep up
the hometown hero act in buckles?Copy !req
250. This is as juicy as my teen cosmetic surgery article.Copy !req
251. - Excuse me.
- Yeah.Copy !req
252. How well did you know Bret Anderson?Copy !req
253. Not as well as I'd like to know you.Copy !req
254. Charming.Copy !req
255. Look, Bret ran in front of my car. Do any
of you guys know what that was all about?Copy !req
256. Are you used to throughout other people's mail?Copy !req
257. Sorry. The box was addressed to the talon.Copy !req
258. Something tells me this isn't a
book-of-the-month selection.Copy !req
259. What's withCopy !req
260. this fascination with ancient writings?Copy !req
261. School project.Copy !req
262. That must be the same project
Clark's always working on.Copy !req
263. For two people so different,
you have remarkably similar interests.Copy !req
264. It still amazes mew hat you did with this place.Copy !req
265. You saw promise in something everyone
else thought was beyond redemption.Copy !req
266. Huh.Copy !req
267. This is a side of Lex Luthor I've never seen before.Copy !req
268. You're coming dangerously close to being nostalgic.Copy !req
269. Congratulations are in order.Copy !req
270. Coach Quigley called. You made the football team.Copy !req
271. You don't have to worry, dad.
I'm not gonna hurt anyone.Copy !req
272. I know how to control my abilities.Copy !req
273. The person I'm worried about
you hurting, Clark... is yourself.Copy !req
274. You're gonna be tempted to run just
a little bit faster, to throw the ball...Copy !req
275. just far enough to win every game.Copy !req
276. You think I'm gonna cheat?Copy !req
277. I won't cross that line. You won't
even know where that line is, Clark.Copy !req
278. Come on, think about it. You're out there, your friends are
giving it their all. You're gonna do what ever it takes to win.Copy !req
279. That's football, son.Copy !req
280. And with you, it's never gonna be a fair competition.Copy !req
281. Well, let's talk about what's fair.Copy !req
282. What's the first thing you remember
about high school when you think back?Copy !req
283. - No, no, no...
- don't tell me it's not football.Copy !req
284. I want that, too, dad.Copy !req
285. And I'm sick of begging for
the same chances that you just had.Copy !req
286. I want my own life.Copy !req
287. You're not the first person to walk
through that door with tattoo remorse.Copy !req
288. But you're the first one to do it without ink.Copy !req
289. What?Copy !req
290. Whatever this pigment is,Copy !req
291. it's almost as though the symbol
were branded underneath your skin.Copy !req
292. Someone wanted to leave a mark
you wouldn't easily forget.Copy !req
293. But you can still remove it, right?Copy !req
294. Well, I'll have to send this tissue sample off to the lab, but I am
guessing removal won't be possible without a complete skin graft.Copy !req
295. But we'll see.Copy !req
296. You go to school with my daughter, don't you?Copy !req
297. I never forget a face...Copy !req
298. especially a perfect one like yours.Copy !req
299. It must get you anything you want, hmm?Copy !req
300. Abby...Copy !req
301. how's Bret? I saw you two in the hall.Copy !req
302. I don't know what you're talking about.Copy !req
303. I'll talk to you later.Copy !req
304. Thank you.Copy !req
305. Um, bye. Dr. Fine.Copy !req
306. What did you do to me?Copy !req
307. I kissed this guy, and he freaked out. It was like...
it was like he went insane or something.Copy !req
308. You were my first trial at this, abigail.Copy !req
309. I mean, there's always potential for complication.Copy !req
310. - Complication? Bret's at the hospital because of me.
- Bret?Copy !req
311. Isn't this the boy that named you "scAbby Abby"?Copy !req
312. Maybe he got exactly what he deserved.Copy !req
313. And Lana should, too.Copy !req
314. Lana?Copy !req
315. But Lana never did anything to me.Copy !req
316. Lana saw the two of you together.
She's already asking questions.Copy !req
317. You think she knows?Copy !req
318. This is a very serious problem, abigail.Copy !req
319. If Lana says anythingCopy !req
320. to anyone about what's happened
between you and this boy,Copy !req
321. they'll take all of this away from me.Copy !req
322. And without your treatments,Copy !req
323. you're going to revert back exactly
the way you used to be.Copy !req
324. Is that really what you want?Copy !req
325. No.Copy !req
326. I have done everything for you.Copy !req
327. And now I need you to do something for me.Copy !req
328. Yeah.Copy !req
329. Okay.Copy !req
330. It's the old drama room.Copy !req
331. Wow..Copy !req
332. Oh, this is an interesting detour
from the coach's office.Copy !req
333. I didn't even know this room existed.Copy !req
334. Yep. Neither does anyone else, hopefully.Copy !req
335. I still can't believe that you have a job at my school.Copy !req
336. I know.Copy !req
337. I guess I'm gonna have to get used
to my guys drooling over you.Copy !req
338. I don't think you have anything to worry about.Copy !req
339. Yeah?Copy !req
340. What about Clark Kent?Copy !req
341. I thought that you said you had a surprise
for me. How did this become about Clark?Copy !req
342. It was strange. He...Copy !req
343. He kind a opened up to me today.Copy !req
344. You have no idea how strange that really is.Copy !req
345. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
346. The thing is, you know, running the
drills and putting together a...Copy !req
347. a good team is one thing, but...Copy !req
348. having guys like Clark coming in for adviceCopy !req
349. it's not gonna be so easy when these guys are looking
at me like I'm an adult. I still feel like I'm part of the team.Copy !req
350. But this moment isn't about me.Copy !req
351. No.Copy !req
352. Hold on.Copy !req
353. Okay.Copy !req
354. It's about this.Copy !req
355. - Oh, dear. That would be a blindfold.
- Yes, it would.Copy !req
356. Okay.Copy !req
357. So, what do you think you're gonna get out of this?Copy !req
358. Nothing. It's just thatCopy !req
359. we never really got to celebrate
somebody's birthday.Copy !req
360. Right...Copy !req
361. so you stay right here.Copy !req
362. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
363. Don't peek.Copy !req
364. Jason?Copy !req
365. Hello?Copy !req
366. Jason, what are you do...Copy !req
367. Abby?Copy !req
368. I'm sorry, Lana.Copy !req
369. I don't know if you can even hear me, Lana...Copy !req
370. but if you knew how much you meant to me...Copy !req
371. well, I guess the polite thing to do isCopy !req
372. cough and let you know I'm standing here, but...Copy !req
373. that always seems so forced, doesn't it?Copy !req
374. How is she?Copy !req
375. Well, they don't know what's wrong with her, so it'sCopy !req
376. it's kind a hard to say.Copy !req
377. Lex Luthor.Copy !req
378. Jason Teague.Copy !req
379. I, uh, work at the school.
I'm the new assistant football coach.Copy !req
380. Teague.Copy !req
381. As in Marion, Teague & Weisman?Copy !req
382. That's my father's firm.Copy !req
383. And you decided to get as far away
from the family business as possible.Copy !req
384. Smart move.Copy !req
385. It didn't exactly go down like that.
He, uh, he cut me off.Copy !req
386. Well, what better place to kick-start
a new career than Smallville high.Copy !req
387. Yeah.Copy !req
388. Certainly responsible of the school to send
over a representative to check in on her.Copy !req
389. Oh, um,Copy !req
390. yeah, I just I thought I'd stop by on the way home.Copy !req
391. It was nothing.Copy !req
392. I doubt that.Copy !req
393. Lana deserves the best.Copy !req
394. I hope you're it.Copy !req
395. Hey.Copy !req
396. How's she doing?Copy !req
397. She's pretty cut up.Copy !req
398. They gave her a sedative, but she keeps saying,
"don't let him see me" over and over again.Copy !req
399. It's like some kind of breakdown.Copy !req
400. When they brought Bret in,
he was acting the same way,Copy !req
401. but the only thing they can find in common
is a spike in their serotonin levels.Copy !req
402. Serotonin?Copy !req
403. - It's a brain chemical.
- That LSD and hallucinogens mimic.Copy !req
404. It's also the word that Lois misspelled three times
in her slander piece on extreme makeovers...Copy !req
405. yeah, well, Lana and Bret are hardly
candidates for plastic surgery.Copy !req
406. Yeah, but Abby was.Copy !req
407. Didn't Lana say she saw Bret with Abby
right before he went crazy?Copy !req
408. Maybe this procedure made
her more beast than beauty.Copy !req
409. My parents don't understand.Copy !req
410. They say I'm too young for plastic surgery.Copy !req
411. Well, some parents don't
remember what it was like.Copy !req
412. When I was your age, I wasn't
exactly home coming queen.Copy !req
413. I worked harder than all the pretty girls,
only to watch every thing get handed to them.Copy !req
414. Seven surgeries in two years changed all that.Copy !req
415. You know,I was actually interested
in that new procedure you used on Abby.Copy !req
416. Is it really true that you only have to come in once?Copy !req
417. That's why I developed the process.Copy !req
418. I didn't want to watch my daughter go
through the pain that I endured only to haveCopy !req
419. what other girls were lucky enough to be born with.Copy !req
420. So let's get you scheduled here.Copy !req
421. Yes please.Copy !req
422. You know, I'm actually running a little late.Copy !req
423. Are you recording this?Copy !req
424. I'm going to expose you.Copy !req
425. Who are you to stop people from being their best?Copy !req
426. Call me crazy,Copy !req
427. but I've always been
a firm believer that beauty...Copy !req
428. it's on the inside.Copy !req
429. The people that say that are the ones
who already have it on the outside.Copy !req
430. - Okay.
- Wow.Copy !req
431. - You kind a let the inner slob out, huh?
- Yeah, and her name is Lois.Copy !req
432. She's been pulling these articles that Abby's
mom published on this new breakthrough...Copy !req
433. instant makeover technique.
But, uh, dr. Finer an into one snag.Copy !req
434. It's sending the patients' serotonin levels into overdrive.Copy !req
435. It says here dr. Fine was working on a suppression medication
called Cerethro to keep the serotonin level sin check.Copy !req
436. Maybe it worked.Copy !req
437. Maybe Abby was the trial run.Copy !req
438. Only Abby's seismic surgery
didn't come without aftershocks.Copy !req
439. She's passing something to people
that's super-boosting their serotonin.Copy !req
440. That makes sense if she kisses Bret,
but what about Lana?Copy !req
441. I don't know. All I do know is
that Abby's not hallucinating,Copy !req
442. so maybe all Lana and Bret need
is a dose of that cerethro medication.Copy !req
443. Looks like Lois is one step ahead of us.Copy !req
444. What are you doing?Copy !req
445. Giving you the inside scoop.Copy !req
446. You really want to know what it was like
for Abigail all of those years?Copy !req
447. Well, you're gonna find out.Copy !req
448. And without the suppressant
to balance out your serotonin levels,Copy !req
449. you'll be filing your story from the psych ward.Copy !req
450. Clark!Copy !req
451. Clark!Copy !req
452. - Are you okay?
- Get me out of here.Copy !req
453. Okay.Copy !req
454. Bitch.Copy !req
455. I don't know how toCopy !req
456. tell you this without sounding really stuck-up...Copy !req
457. I already know you're stuck-up.
In fact, I wanted to talk to you about that.Copy !req
458. You're funny.Copy !req
459. Yeah. And cute, huh?Copy !req
460. Okay, jason, look, I'm being serious.Copy !req
461. All right.Copy !req
462. Back in freshman year, I, uh,Copy !req
463. made the cheerleading squad.Copy !req
464. And that was my whole identity.Copy !req
465. Putting on the faceCopy !req
466. that I thought everyone wanted to see.Copy !req
467. I keep thinking of all the times
that you've told me that I'm beautiful.Copy !req
468. And, um...Copy !req
469. I can't help but wonderCopy !req
470. how much of me you really see.Copy !req
471. Lana, I tell you you're beautiful because ofCopy !req
472. who you are, not because of what I see.Copy !req
473. I mean, you're the girl I flew half
way across the world to be with.Copy !req
474. The girl whoCopy !req
475. kicks the crap out of me at Xbox
and thinks it's hysterical.Copy !req
476. I mean, I have seen you with the stomach flu where your eyes
were puffy and your nose was running, you're yakking...Copy !req
477. okay, okay, I get the picture.Copy !req
478. All I'm saying is,Copy !req
479. the reasons I love youCopy !req
480. it's not something you can see in a mirror.Copy !req
481. That's good. I'm gonna write
that down and use that later.Copy !req
482. I guess practice ran late, huh?Copy !req
483. Dad, I'm sorry I disappointed you.Copy !req
484. But I'm staying on the team.Copy !req
485. I'm tired of living my life on the sidelines.Copy !req
486. I realize that, Clark.Copy !req
487. I also realize that you're a senior in high school, and...Copy !req
488. from now on, you're gonna be
making a lot of your own decisions.Copy !req
489. But if you want to beCopy !req
490. seen as an adult in this family, then you're
gonna have to start acting like one.Copy !req
491. Adults in this family don't run off andCopy !req
492. do things without discussing them first.Copy !req
493. I know.Copy !req
494. That's why I have just one question for you.Copy !req
495. Are you gonna let some assistant coach from
Metropolis teach your boy how to play football?Copy !req
496. Go deep.Copy !req
497. Yeah!Copy !req
498. SKIN DEEPCopy !req
499. Admiring the genius within, huh?Copy !req
500. It had a typo.Copy !req
501. Oh, nice try.Copy !req
502. So,Copy !req
503. I followed upon the Abby story line, andCopy !req
504. it looks like mother makeover is gonna be playing
"mirror, mirror" on the psych ward wall from now on.Copy !req
505. - Is Abby gonna be okay?
- Yeah, she'll be back next week.Copy !req
506. So, are you excited for your first pep rally?Copy !req
507. Not exactly the Friday night
I've been dreaming of.Copy !req
508. Oh, come on, it's your debut
as Smallville's newest celeb.Copy !req
509. Yeah, right. One plastics 'r' us piece, and they're
gonna be holding tables all over town for me.Copy !req
510. You'd be surprised. I mean, not that I'm ceding my
stance on a woman's right to choose rhinoplasty, but...Copy !req
511. you've got fan mail.Copy !req
512. Looks like your little expose struck a couple chords.Copy !req
513. I didn't even expect anybody
to read this, let alone have A..Copy !req
514. "life-changing experience"?Copy !req
515. Please.Copy !req
516. Whatever. Say what you want,
but I know inside it's getting to you.Copy !req
517. Welcome to the bull pen, miss Lane.Copy !req
518. I'm off to see Clark Kent
in a wet t-shirt. Care to join me?Copy !req
519. It's something I've never seen before.Copy !req
520. Keep your eye on the target.Copy !req
521. Come on, Lois, didn't those guys
on the base teach you anything?Copy !req
522. Wouldn't you like to know?Copy !req
523. It doesn't matter, 'cause you are going down.Copy !req
524. That'll be the dayCopy !req
525. Kent! Kent! Kent! Kent!Copy !req
526. Whoooo! Yeah!Copy !req