1. Yes! Ha, ha!Copy !req
2. Why did Eon have to call us out
for an emergency meeting during lunch?Copy !req
3. - Doesn't he know it's my favorite meal?
- Mine, too!Copy !req
4. Well, actually it's a three-way tie
between breakfast, lunch, and dinner.Copy !req
5. Hey, Sprocket!
You're always plugged in on the gossip.Copy !req
6. Any idea what we're doing out here?Copy !req
7. You didn't hear it from me,
but I do love to gossip.Copy !req
8. I caught wind that the inspector
from the Skylands CouncilCopy !req
9. is showing up at 1:00 today
for a surprise inspection.Copy !req
10. Oh, I'm so conflicted.Copy !req
11. I hate inspections, but I love surprises.Copy !req
12. Eon just wants to get everyone
to be on their best behavior.Copy !req
13. If the inspector isn't satisfied,
he could shut the Academy down.Copy !req
14. Mm. That would be terrible!Copy !req
15. But not as terrible as this sandwich.
It's so bland!Copy !req
16. We're missing
the National Sheepball League playoffs!Copy !req
17. Have no fear,
this is one lava guy who came prepared.Copy !req
18. All right, the teams are taking position.Copy !req
19. - There's the buzzer,Copy !req
20. - and here we go!Copy !req
21. Hey, Food Fight! Can you help
a brother out with some condiments?Copy !req
22. The QB rears back,
ready to throw!Copy !req
23. Here comes the defender.
The QB hurls the ball!Copy !req
24. Oh, it goes wide! And it's good!Copy !req
25. And that's bad.Copy !req
26. - Master Eon, are you okay?Copy !req
27. Hold on, I speak gibberish.Copy !req
28. He says, "No."Copy !req
29. Good news. I spoke with the Doctor.
She said Eon's going to be okay.Copy !req
30. - But she doubtsCopy !req
31. he'll regain consciousness
in time for the inspector.Copy !req
32. If he shows up and finds Eon knocked out
by one of his own Skylanders,Copy !req
33. he'll shut us down!Copy !req
34. How's about Kaossandra meet
with the inspector?Copy !req
35. I saw her leaving this morning
to take her Hydra to the vet.Copy !req
36. She said it had to have a foreign body
removed from its stomach.Copy !req
37. Specifically, that foreign exchange
student who got too close to it.Copy !req
38. They'll be fine, but Kaossandra will never
make it back in time for the inspection.Copy !req
39. My Power Transporter!Copy !req
40. I can realign it to allow two of you
to enter Eon's body.Copy !req
41. You'd be able to control
his movements long enoughCopy !req
42. to convince the inspector Eon's A-OK.Copy !req
43. What would happen
if only one person entered?Copy !req
44. Let's just say
Pop Fizz wasn't always like this.Copy !req
45. As the most senior Skylander here,
of course I will volunteer for the job.Copy !req
46. - As will Spyro.
- Hmm? 'Scuse me?Copy !req
47. No. Not a fan of tight spacesCopy !req
48. and I feel like it'll be cramped,
you know, inside Eon.Copy !req
49. This feels more like Stealth Elf's style.Copy !req
50. But, Spyro, you recommended
she accompany FlynnCopy !req
51. to gas up the Dread Yacht.Copy !req
52. Besides, Spyro,
you and I are best suited for the mission.Copy !req
53. We know Eon and his magic
better than anyone.Copy !req
54. Say what now?Copy !req
55. We'll be able to control Eon's magic
while inside him?Copy !req
56. What I meant to say is,Copy !req
57. let's throw on our waders
and hop inside a body!Copy !req
58. Who would have ever guessed that I'd make
such an incredible pirate captain?Copy !req
59. No one!Copy !req
60. Listen, Captain, thanks for breaking us
out of Cloudcracker and all.Copy !req
61. But that was weeks ago!Copy !req
62. You talked about raiding, and pillaging,
and decimating entire villages.Copy !req
63. Things that really appealed
to a girl's sense of fun.Copy !req
64. But so far, we haven't earned a cent.
It's been one failure after another.Copy !req
65. Wait, so you're saying North
doesn't just mean up?Copy !req
66. Who wants to jump overboard
and walk to the nearest gas station?Copy !req
67. Anyone?Copy !req
68. Turn over all your worldly goods
or face the wrath of Captain Kaos!Copy !req
69. You call those "failures,"Copy !req
70. I call those "road bumps
as we get to know one another."Copy !req
71. As soon as we find
the lost island of Arkus—Copy !req
72. I'm sick and tired of hearing
about this island.Copy !req
73. Yeah, islands don't put food
in our stomachs.Copy !req
74. Or pay off our high-interest
college loans.Copy !req
75. Because if you think we're bad,Copy !req
76. just wait until a loan collector shows up
at your door!Copy !req
77. - Did we hit something?
This has been the motherCopy !req
78. of all travesties.Copy !req
79. And that's including disco.Copy !req
80. If we don't get a serious pay day soon,Copy !req
81. we'll have to rethink
the command structure of this ship.Copy !req
82. Hear me, loyal pirate crew,Copy !req
83. I have a really good feeling
about this next village.Copy !req
84. I promise you won't be disappointed.Copy !req
85. Fine. But if you can't deliver,
it'll be time for you to walk the plank!Copy !req
86. I second that!Copy !req
87. Big surprise.Copy !req
88. - All right, listen up!Copy !req
89. I am Captain Kaos!
That's right, the Captain Kaos!Copy !req
90. And unless you want to meet
the wrong end of my cutlass,Copy !req
91. you'll turn over any and all valuables
you have to me and my crew!Copy !req
92. I'll seriously take anything.Copy !req
93. Loose change, toys from cereal boxes,
literally whatever you have.Copy !req
94. Well, we know when we're beat.Copy !req
95. Can I recommend you start
with our village treasure?Copy !req
96. - Well, that was easy.Copy !req
97. Right, Jet Vac, Spyro, hop aboard.Copy !req
98. Who knew beards were so heavy.Copy !req
99. Good luck, you two.Copy !req
100. Remember, there's no pressure.Copy !req
101. It's only the fate
of the Academy at stake.Copy !req
102. Wait, wait.
I need you to promise me something.Copy !req
103. In case something goes wrong.Copy !req
104. Anything, buddy.Copy !req
105. Can you cancel my dinner reservation
at Le Circle tonight?Copy !req
106. They charge you if you do it
with less than 12 hours notice.Copy !req
107. Okay. I just hope this works better
than last time.Copy !req
108. What happened last time?Copy !req
109. Instead of transporting someone,
it turned them inside out.Copy !req
110. - Wait!Copy !req
111. I'm suddenly having second thoughts!Copy !req
112. What happened? Did it work?Copy !req
113. Guys? You in there?Copy !req
114. Ow! You're stepping on my foot.Copy !req
115. Well, you're crushing my wing!Copy !req
116. Why didn't you take off
your jet pack first?Copy !req
117. How does this work anyway?Copy !req
118. Well, I think we just have to concentrate.Copy !req
119. You take his right side,
I'll take his left.Copy !req
120. It worked!Copy !req
121. Ow! Jet Vac,
stay on your side of Eon.Copy !req
122. Just worry about that trick knee
of his on your side, Spyro.Copy !req
123. You'll get the hang of it.
Just be careful with his powers.Copy !req
124. You have control over all of them.Copy !req
125. Telekinesis, energy blasts,
the Dissolvolution Spell...Copy !req
126. What's the Dissolvolution Spell?Copy !req
127. Really, Spyro,
how long have you been working here?Copy !req
128. - It's when—Copy !req
129. I hope you guys work the kinks out soon.Copy !req
130. It's one o'clock. The inspector's here.Copy !req
131. Let's go, Spyro!Copy !req
132. Now remember, Spyro, to pull this off,Copy !req
133. we must focus and be completely in step
with each other's movements,Copy !req
134. or else the inspector will realize
this is all but a ruse.Copy !req
135. - Spyro?Copy !req
136. Man, I've got moves!Copy !req
137. This is serious, Spyro.
The fate of the Academy is at stake.Copy !req
138. Don't get your feathers
in a bunch. I've got my eye on the prize.Copy !req
139. As much as I love watching you stand there
and talk to yourself...Copy !req
140. Greetings, inspector.
Welcome to Skylanders Academy!Copy !req
141. Enjoy that upbeat tone
while it lasts, Master Eon,Copy !req
142. because I get paid commission
for every place I shut down.Copy !req
143. And I love getting paid.Copy !req
144. Well, I can assure youCopy !req
145. that everything here
is in perfect working order.Copy !req
146. Uh, shall we?Copy !req
147. I believe you'll find
that not a single item in the fridgeCopy !req
148. is past its expiration date.Copy !req
149. Except for the milk.Copy !req
150. Okay, Eon, time to put
those telekinetic powers to use.Copy !req
151. It pains me to say this...Copy !req
152. but this kitchen is immaculate.Copy !req
153. - Yay for you.Copy !req
154. Ten points for food storage,Copy !req
155. ten points for plumbing,
and ten points for...Copy !req
156. overall cleanliness.Copy !req
157. All of the landscaping here
is done by our own student body.Copy !req
158. We only use the most
cutting-hedge technology.Copy !req
159. Oh, brother!Copy !req
160. Gardening pun, minus five points.Copy !req
161. Maybe I'll have better luck
with Eon's energy blasts.Copy !req
162. Spyro, what on earth are you doing?Copy !req
163. I have no idea.Copy !req
164. Eon's body seems to be taking on
a mind of its own.Copy !req
165. Well, make it stop! Now!
I don't know how, man.Copy !req
166. Well, I've got to hand it to you.
The landscaping is perfection.Copy !req
167. Oh!Copy !req
168. Hmph.Copy !req
169. I thought your notebook
could using a little pruning.Copy !req
170. Well, that's all of the treasure.
Hope you enjoy it.Copy !req
171. Well, I'll be gobsmacked!Copy !req
172. Not only did Kaos make the villagers
give up their loot,Copy !req
173. he got them to load it onto the ship!Copy !req
174. My eyes must be playing tricks on me.Copy !req
175. Yow!Copy !req
176. I always forget I'm a pepper!Copy !req
177. Unless I'm dreaming,
which is a very real possibility,Copy !req
178. I'd say Kaos is a great pirate captain!Copy !req
179. Of course I'm a great pirate captain.
I don't know why you ever doubted me.Copy !req
180. You know, other than that wholeCopy !req
181. "I failed at every mission
I ever attempted" thing.Copy !req
182. Yeah, that's right!Copy !req
183. Glad you know who's boss
around these parts!Copy !req
184. - I'm talking about me!
- Ha, ha! He's good.Copy !req
185. Bye, see you!Copy !req
186. Is there anything else we can do
for our trusted captain?Copy !req
187. Play you some bone-crushing jams?Copy !req
188. Rustle you up some gumbo?Copy !req
189. Nah, I think that's enough work for today.Copy !req
190. Now it's time for a little R and R, and R.Copy !req
191. Rest, relaxation, and repellent.Copy !req
192. - The bugs up here are horrible.Copy !req
193. Did someone forget to take off
the e-brake?Copy !req
194. Well, show a leg and scour the bilgeCopy !req
195. before I send you landlubbers
to Davy Jones' locker!Copy !req
196. That's pirate speak
for "Go find out what happened!"Copy !req
197. Well, that was one of the more
unorthodox inspectionsCopy !req
198. I've ever gone through.Copy !req
199. It certainly didn't help
that I had to follow you around.Copy !req
200. In any case,
it's time to tally up your score.Copy !req
201. Twenty-three plus 31
equals 54 out of a hundred.Copy !req
202. Which means you passed.Copy !req
203. Phew!Copy !req
204. I guess I'll have to get that commission
by shutting down some other institution.Copy !req
205. I've never liked those people
down at the public library.Copy !req
206. Spyro, what was that back there?Copy !req
207. You should thank your lucky stars
we passed the inspection,Copy !req
208. given all of your irresponsible hijinks.Copy !req
209. What does it matter anyway? We passed.Copy !req
210. That's not the point.
We're only strong when we work together.Copy !req
211. And as a wise man once said,
"Two heads are better than one."Copy !req
212. Well, another wise man once said,Copy !req
213. "Who cares what the first wise man said
so long as you get what you want?"Copy !req
214. - Who said that?
- I did. Right now.Copy !req
215. I wish I'd been paired up
with Stealth Elf.Copy !req
216. Well, too bad, because she's off
on the Dread Yacht with Captain Flynn,Copy !req
217. having the time of her life.Copy !req
218. Okay, I feel a little better.Copy !req
219. You sure?
Your face still looks pale and green.Copy !req
220. - That's just what my face looks like.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
221. I'm not sure why Spyro thoughtCopy !req
222. I'd be the best one to go
on this mission with you.Copy !req
223. It's almost like
he wanted to get rid of me.Copy !req
224. Something about that kid
strikes me as funny.Copy !req
225. - And not "ha, ha, ha" funny...Copy !req
226. but "hmm" funny.Copy !req
227. You're right.Copy !req
228. Ever since Spyro came back to the Academy,
he's been acting different.Copy !req
229. He doesn't even want to find
his family anymore.Copy !req
230. Well, who knows, they could be kooky,
or don't approve of his lifestyle.Copy !req
231. I'm just ready for my friend
to stop acting so weird.Copy !req
232. Speaking of weird,
he seemed mighty interested in my logbookCopy !req
233. during our last mission,Copy !req
234. - especially when he found out...Copy !req
235. - it had info on the Wumpa Islands.Copy !req
236. Is that just your face,
or are you gonna be sick again?Copy !req
237. Man, how can you say
I was reckless?Copy !req
238. I helped pass that inspection!Copy !req
239. Pass it? You couldn't have done
any more damage if you sabotaged it!Copy !req
240. So, uh, when you're done arguing
with yourself,Copy !req
241. go ahead and step on the Transporter.Copy !req
242. If I didn't know any better,
I'd say that you had ulterior motivesCopy !req
243. for using Eon's magic
during the inspection.Copy !req
244. Hey! Let's not forget
this is my first time mentally controllingCopy !req
245. an unconscious body.Copy !req
246. Give a guy a break!Copy !req
247. We can take it up with Eon
after Sprocket extracts us.Copy !req
248. - Huh?Copy !req
249. - Master Eon! Are you two okay?Copy !req
250. It sounds so weird to say that.Copy !req
251. Yeah, we're-we're okay.
What happened?Copy !req
252. Guys, Golden Queen is back!Copy !req
253. She's attacking everyone in town,
turning them all into gold statues!Copy !req
254. One of these days,
we need to fight someoneCopy !req
255. who turns things into chocolate.Copy !req
256. With Elf gone, we're going to need
as many Skylanders as we can get.Copy !req
257. As soon as Sprocket extracts us
from Eon's body, we'll be on our way.Copy !req
258. Uh, guys, looks like you two
are stuck inside of EonCopy !req
259. - until I can fix the Transporter.Copy !req
260. And how long exactly will that be?Copy !req
261. I'd say... fourteen,
carry the two...Copy !req
262. for the foreseeable future.Copy !req
263. Don't run!Copy !req
264. By the time I'm through here,Copy !req
265. the property value of this town
will be through the roof!Copy !req
266. All right, Goldie. We got your message.
What are your demands this time?Copy !req
267. I have no demands.Copy !req
268. Kaos imprisoned me in a floating orb
and hurled me through the sky.Copy !req
269. You have no idea
how claustrophobic it was.Copy !req
270. Thankfully, some poorly driven pirate ship
clipped the orb and freed meCopy !req
271. to work out my anger.Copy !req
272. And nothing helps me blow off steam
like unleashing pure chaos.Copy !req
273. Have you considered a Spin class?Copy !req
274. All right, fellas,Copy !req
275. standard-hook-and-ladder
horseshoe-sidesaddle-play on three.Copy !req
276. On three, hut, hut, hut!Copy !req
277. Oh, what are you doing?
He said sidesaddle.Copy !req
278. - That means we go left!
Your right.Copy !req
279. I know!Copy !req
280. No, I mean his left
is your right! Right?Copy !req
281. Guys, I think we're in trouble here.Copy !req
282. If we don't find a way to break
through that armor,Copy !req
283. she's going to use her Midas touch
to decimate the entire city.Copy !req
284. Maybe if we just keep standing still
she'll mistake us for a lawn sculpture.Copy !req
285. Having nothing to do but float around
in an orb gave me plenty of timeCopy !req
286. to upgrade my armor.Copy !req
287. Taken out by my own magic.Copy !req
288. Hate the turn of events,
but appreciate the irony.Copy !req
289. That's how we incapacitate her!
The Dissolvolution Spell!Copy !req
290. Nothing's changed since this morning
to make me know what that actually means.Copy !req
291. Eon seldom uses it
because it's so powerful.Copy !req
292. It can break through any substance
in the Skylands.Copy !req
293. Any substance?Copy !req
294. Whenever you're ready to help, guys!Copy !req
295. I can speak the incantation,Copy !req
296. but you'll have to control Eon's body
to aim the spell.Copy !req
297. Oh, you can count on me, JV.Copy !req
298. The spell requires
a tremendous amount of energy.Copy !req
299. It's going to drain Eon's powers
almost completely.Copy !req
300. - So we've only got one shot at this.
- Wait, one shot?Copy !req
301. I think I'll make an exception
for a SkylanderCopy !req
302. and just turn you
into fool's gold instead.Copy !req
303. Hey, are-are you sure
we can't use this spell twice?Copy !req
304. Quite sure. Now let's do this.Copy !req
305. Terris magi excidio tempus.Copy !req
306. Bellum sivitati ex hoc omnibus!Copy !req
307. Open the box or save your friends?Copy !req
308. Open the box or save your friends?Copy !req
309. Oof.Copy !req
310. Thanks, guys,
I thought I was a goner there for a sec.Copy !req
311. Oh! We won? That's good!Copy !req
312. If you thought a floating orb
was claustrophobic,Copy !req
313. just wait until you see your cell
at Cloudcracker Prison.Copy !req
314. I don't get it.
The engine's in tip-top shape.Copy !req
315. Well, what the heck could've caused
the ship to stop like that?Copy !req
316. Maybe we should ask them?Copy !req
317. Did the treasure have eyes before?Copy !req
318. That's not treasure, it's—Copy !req
319. Chompies! Coming through!Copy !req
320. Don't leave me behind!Copy !req
321. Chompy Mage! Use your powers
to control these carnivorous eggplants!Copy !req
322. Looks like these purple chompies
are impervious to my powers!Copy !req
323. They're also hungrier than a skeeter
in a mannequin shop! Down, boy!Copy !req
324. So that's why the villagers were so eager
to give up their treasure!Copy !req
325. There's got to be something in here
to help me fix this!Copy !req
326. "How to Deal with Someone
Who Won't Walk the Plank."Copy !req
327. "How to Keep Your Peg Leg
in Good Condition."Copy !req
328. Here it is! "How to Get Rid of Chompies!"Copy !req
329. "Note. Does not apply to purple chompies.
No one knows how to get rid of those."Copy !req
330. Dang it!Copy !req
331. They're about to rupture
the main control lines!Copy !req
332. If that happens,
it'll send us to our doom.Copy !req
333. And sending people to their doom
is our job.Copy !req
334. This is all Kaos's fault!Copy !req
335. The one time he brings treasure aboard,
it tries to kill us!Copy !req
336. Kaos, a great pirate captain?
In his dreams!Copy !req
337. I'm serious, I've seen his dreams.
They're gross.Copy !req
338. They're right.
I'll never be a tyrant of the skies.Copy !req
339. Whoa!Copy !req
340. Did you see that? Kaos saved us!Copy !req
341. I did? I mean, I did!Copy !req
342. Dude, that was one bad maneuver!
And by bad, I mean good!Copy !req
343. The way you let that sail down
in the nick of timeCopy !req
344. was the work
of a natural-born pirate captain!Copy !req
345. We'd be proud to serve you once again!Copy !req
346. Well, good! Don't make me bust out
that sail trick again!Copy !req
347. Now, onward ho!Copy !req
348. I didn't even know ships
had sails.Copy !req
349. Um, how much longer
will the repairs be?Copy !req
350. I drank a large soda earlierCopy !req
351. and I don't know
where the bathroom is in here.Copy !req
352. - That was Jet Vac, by the way.
It most certainly was not!Copy !req
353. I'm just double-checking the wiring.
One more minute.Copy !req
354. Hey, JV, sorry about earlier.Copy !req
355. You were right,
two heads are better than one.Copy !req
356. Whoever said that really is wise.Copy !req
357. My friend Carl will be thrilled
to hear you say that about him.Copy !req
358. He has two heads.Copy !req
359. You know, Spyro, being trapped inside
of someone's body with youCopy !req
360. reminded me how much I missed
your company.Copy !req
361. It's good to have you back.Copy !req
362. It's good to be back.Copy !req
363. - Let's give this a go.Copy !req
364. What...Copy !req
365. Where am I?Copy !req
366. It worked! Eon's back!Copy !req
367. And not inside-out! Always a plus!Copy !req
368. Inside what? Will someone please tell me
what's going on?Copy !req
369. And why does it feel like
someone's been stepping on my pancreas?Copy !req
370. It's a long story, Master Eon.Copy !req
371. All you need to know
is that everything's okayCopy !req
372. and you have Spyro and Jet Vac to thank.Copy !req
373. Guys, that was—Copy !req
374. Uh, Sprocket? A little help?Copy !req