Skylanders Academy 3x5

1. Yes! Ha, ha!

2. In a world where Kaos has unleashed a new terror

3. as a pirate captain with his Doom Raider pirate crew,

4. only one team of defenders can protect the innocent...

5. I'm sorry. The music is very distracting.

6. Now, what happened to that doom-and-gloom mix I gave you?

7. - I thought it was a little somber. - It's supposed to be!

8. This is a very serious situation.

9. While I may have been, oh, incorrect

10. regarding the presence of a mole at the Academy,

11. we have this very real threat to deal with.

12. Kaos wearing a funny hat and cruising around with the Doom Raiders?

13. We can handle that situation in our sleep. Right, guys?

14. - You know it! - Piece of cake!

15. - You bet! - Absolutely!

16. Oh, Pop, when did you get here?

17. I've literally been here the whole time. Did you guys not notice me?

18. As I was saying before Pop interrupted, with Spyro still recuperating,

19. I've begun to think you all could use some outside help.

20. You mean, another team member?

21. We just got used to having Kaossandra around.

22. Seriously! We've already got the cool one, the angry one,

23. the dark and mysterious one, the wacky one,

24. - and the boring one.

25. Wait— what?

26. I've asked around, and everyone recommended the same person.

27. A person with a vast knowledge of the skies, innate tracking skills,

28. and a successful record of bringing villains to justice.

29. Stump Smash?

30. - Drobot? - Shroomboom?

31. Even better, it's Captain Flynn.

32. Captain who?

33. - Huh?

34. Ahoy there!

35. You know, your school just scraped my ship a little.

36. Don't worry about it, I'll send you the bill.

37. And these are the stairs, over here.

38. You might see me taking these babies two at a time.

39. But listen, you guys stick to one at a time.

40. No use trying to be a hero.

41. Captain Flynn, perhaps you'd like to meet your new crewmates.

42. - This is— - Yeah, yeah.

43. The cool one, the angry one, the dark and mysterious one, and the boring one.

44. Why does everyone think that? I'm really fun once you get to know me.

45. Now listen, I don't want you guys to worry about anything.

46. You're with Big Daddy Flynn now, and I'm the best at everything.

47. I know I'm immediately contradicting myself,

48. but we do have a rather important job to do here.

49. Catch the pirates, or whatever? Easy peasy, regal eagle.

50. There's no pirate alive that can't be caught by me

51. and the old Dread Yacht here.

52. Meant to do that.

53. You've called for me?

54. I take it this means you've finally made progress

55. - in your search for the Map to Arkus? - Oh, you'd better believe it.

56. I've found this thing called a Wumpan Puzzle Box,

57. and apparently, the map is right inside—

58. It sounds like there's a "but" coming.

59. I can't figure out how to get it open.

60. Hmm. Such a device must come from the Wumpa Islands.

61. Though I haven't the faintest idea how to open one.

62. What was that?

63. Oh, Master Eon brought in some guy named Captain Flynn

64. to help the Skylanders stop Kaos.

65. Flynn... Yes.

66. Perhaps an experienced sailor like him might know about the Wumpa Islands.

67. Spyro, your convalescence is over.

68. Accompany the team and see what you can learn.

69. We're close, Spyro.

70. Kaos was last spotted on the far edge of the Skylands,

71. just beyond the Rampant Ruins.

72. So perhaps head there first.

73. Now then, I detest long goodbyes,

74. so I shall try to confine this to no more than 40 minutes.

75. Hey, team! Did I miss Eon's goodbye?

76. No, I was just beginning.

77. Got it. I'll swing back in about 40 minutes.

78. Spyro, what are you doing out of your room?

79. I'm feeling a whole lot better!

80. I was thinking I'd, uh, I'd tag along on the mission.

81. - I thought you were still recuperating? - That was before.

82. Since then, I've made a miraculous recovery.

83. I'm the picture of perfect health. Just watch!

84. Huh? Huh?

85. Look at this. Side plank.

86. Whoa! That takes a lot of core strength.

87. Very impressive.

88. Whoa! When did you get here, little blue guy?

89. Well, you've convinced me. You may accompany the team.

90. - All right! - Yeah!

91. - The gang's back together! - Yeah!

92. Let's see, Wumpa Islands. Come to papa. Come to papa.

93. Jackpot!

94. "Secrets of the Wumpa Islands."

95. "It's a secret."

96. - Man, they weren't kidding!

97. Oh, man! What is this guy doing?

98. Whoa!

99. I feel lava coming up.

100. I haven't been this queasy since that time I made myself a sandwich for lunch.

101. I'm truly a terrible cook.

102. Hey there, captain.

103. Excuse me, little bud, but on ships we say "ahoy."

104. Ah. Sure.

105. I was just wondering, have you ever been to the Wumpa Islands?

106. Oh, I sure have!

107. It was there that I singlehandedly fought off 20 possessed skeletons,

108. and that was before breakfast, I might add.

109. Wow, I can barely get out of bed before breakfast.

110. The Wumpas are in another dimension.

111. It's a complicated, hidden route,

112. but it's all carefully plotted out in my log book here.

113. Say, I'd love to take a look at that log book some time.

114. Knock yourself out. And not literally, of course.

115. That sounds like a lawsuit waiting to happen,

116. and I do not need another one of those.

117. Hey, what were you doing down below deck for so long?

118. I was, um, doing an inspection of this ship!

119. I had to make sure it was safe enough to transport my best friends.

120. - Oh, cool. Thanks.

121. Hey, Flynn! We seem to be flying a little aimlessly.

122. - How do you even know where we're going? - I rely exclusively on my inner compass.

123. Yeah, I swallowed a compass some years ago,

124. and I've mastered the art of sensing its delicate movements within me.

125. Mm. East-northeast. Got it, compy.

126. Well, could you at least try to make the ride a little smoother?

127. No problem-o!

128. Must find privacy. Can't throw up in front of people.

129. Uh, bouncing potion.

130. Air sickness potion! Oh, perfect!

131. I don't feel any better.

132. I realize my mistake now!

133. I'll never look at a pinball machine the same way again!

134. You have to steer us out of this lightning storm! It's not safe!

135. For us or anyone standing within a three-foot radius of us!

136. Skydudes, with all due respect,

137. there is absolutely nothing in the world that could possibly go wrong.

138. - Whoa, whoa!

139. Just need a little adjusting here.

140. Hold that. There we go.

141. - Yeah, that's it, right there.

142. Feels good. Feels good.

143. Just as I planned it.

144. You planned to almost crash us?

145. No, I planned to do something really heroic

146. and save the day at the last possible moment.

147. It's kinda my thing.

148. Good news, there is not much damage to the engine.

149. Just a few things that need replacing.

150. Specifically, gasket, hose, fan belt, turbine, pressure sensor,

151. spark plug, distributor, and stud.

152. Wait, there's no stud needed. Got one right here.

153. - See what I did? - Hey, here's an idea.

154. While Captain Flynn stays here to work on the auto-drive,

155. why don't we all head down into the woods to look for supplies?

156. Food, water, captain's log book, whatever!

157. Good thinking, Spyro. But let's make it quick.

158. I have just about had it with that Captain Flynn.

159. He's super obnoxious...

160. - And above all, the guy's incompetent. - I guess I'm on water detail.

161. Since we know a certain captain can't keep an adequate supply on board.

162. Guys, guys! As long as we all chip in, we'll be back in the sky again in no time.

163. I'll start by picking up the captain's log book here.

164. Man! - Skylanders?

165. - In my jungle? I don't think so! - What do you mean, "your jungle"?

166. I mean, this jungle is mine!

167. After the storm, my wooden frame got soaked, making it expand and split.

168. It was very uncomfortable!

169. Bloating. It's no joke.

170. It really isn't!

171. Which is why I'm gonna tear down every tree in this jungle,

172. until I can find the most indestructible wood to rebuild myself!

173. Oh, no, you're not!

174. This jungle is full of creatures who make their homes in these trees.

175. No way we're letting you tear them down.

176. Try and stop me!

177. We got him on the ropes, Elfy!

178. Okay, Spyro, get ready to move in and... Spyro?

179. I'll be there in a sec! I lost my contact lens.

180. Since when do you wear—?

181. Gotcha!

182. No!

183. That is horribly annoying, what you just did.

184. - Put your fists where I can see them!

185. Hmm. I don't recognize this little fella. Guess we don't need it.

186. I don't suppose it would make any difference

187. - if I told you I celebrate Arbor Day?

188. After our last encounter, I came prepared.

189. Make yourselves at home, Skylanders! I've got a jungle to decimate.

190. Remind me to thank Master Eon for recommending Captain Flynn.

191. Oh!

192. - Oh! - Ooh!

193. Whoa!

194. Would you happen to know the way back to the Academy?

195. Don't get too close.

196. I haven't washed my feet in a few... forever.

197. Wait a minute.

198. You think I'm a god?

199. You guys got it all wrong.

200. I'm just your average gremlin who fell out of a flying machine,

201. and I am certainly not a— Oh, oh!

202. That's the spot.

203. Guys, if we don't figure out a way to break out soon,

204. Fisticuffs is going to destroy the entire jungle.

205. Stupid.

206. - You had it. Ugh! - Spyro, you okay?

207. - What does it look like, Elf?

208. Sorry. That was super uncalled for.

209. I'm just so mad we're stuck in this situation!

210. We all are. And even if we could signal Captain Flynn somehow,

211. he'd probably get us into even deeper trouble!

212. Did someone say, "Flynn's the best?"

213. No. Literally no one said that.

214. What are you doing here?

215. I'm here to rescue you guys, you silly talking rock.

216. - I dug in with my trusty trowel here!

217. You think I'd let you guys just rot in this dumb jail?

218. - Follow me back out the tunnel!

219. My tunnel just collapsed.

220. - Never mind, I'll dig a new one!

221. Oh, great. That was my favorite trowel.

222. Trowel. Isn't that a crazy word?

223. Is that one syllable or two? Trowel.

224. Mm!

225. Man, oh, man!

226. This whole worshipping me thing is a real nice change of pace.

227. Ah!

228. Subjects! Hear your mighty Pop.

229. I hereby decree that from now on, Wednesday shall be known as Pop Day!

230. Every day shall be known as Pop Day!

231. And I know it sounds confusing, but it'll be great, believe me.

232. Oh!

233. Ah.

234. Time for another massage, huh?

235. Huh.

236. This lotion sure smells a lot like truffle oil.

237. You're not massaging me. You're tenderizing me!

238. You're gonna feed me to your volcano god?

239. This is the worst Pop Day ever.

240. Yeah, this is quite the pickle we find ourselves in.

241. But to be fair, I tried.

242. - And trying is half the battle. No!

243. That's not a thing! No one says that!

244. We're beginning to think the only thing you're an expert at is being a phony!

245. What—? What did you say?

246. If I didn't know any better, I'd say those stories of your heroism are all made up.

247. And she does know better!

248. Oh, maybe I do tend to embellish a little.

249. Maybe I didn't actually fight off 20 possessed skeletons.

250. Though I did once tussle with my brother over the turkey wishbone, but...

251. You know, sometimes I even think

252. I might not actually be the best at everything.

253. Third best, tops. Maybe.

254. Maybe even fourth. No need to try and comfort me.

255. I know what I need to do.

256. Hey, Woodster! Get over here.

257. I got a deal for you, big fella.

258. I challenge you to a duel.

259. Now, if I win, you let all of my friends here go free.

260. And if you win, well, then I'm done for, and I guess that's just it for the Flynn.

261. Flynn, no. You can't do that.

262. - Think long and hard about— - I accept!

263. I've made a huge mistake.

264. Captain Flynn, you can't do this. You don't stand a chance.

265. I apologize for all the things I said to your face,

266. and also the far worse things I said behind your back!

267. Which I'm now realizing I really didn't need to mention.

268. Just save your breath, guys.

269. I let you down, and I'm gonna make it right.

270. Let's get this over with! It's getting late.

271. And the woodpeckers come out at night.

272. If I don't make it, tell the tale of my glorious sacrifice to the world.

273. Make it sound really impressive. Maybe talk about how buff I look?

274. Lots of stuff about my sweet jaw line, too.

275. Here's my weapon. Here's yours.

276. Sure, seems fair.

277. We're gonna do this by the book. Take ten paces, turn, and fire.

278. - That sounds like a horrible book. - Let's get this over with!

279. I'm feeling generous! Take your best shot.

280. Ooh. Oh, man, marksmanship has never been my strong suit.

281. Boy, he wasn't kidding.

282. What a waste of a shot!

283. Was it?

284. Ow.

285. Meant to do that.

286. Ah!

287. That oughta hold you.

288. How did you manage all that?

289. I offered Fisticuffs a duel

290. so I could get him to the right location for the anchor to hit him.

291. So, you planned to get caught?

292. You mean, did I plan to do something really heroic,

293. and save the day at the last possible moment?

294. Like I said! Kinda my thing.

295. Well, Captain Flynn, I think we all owe you an apology.

296. Really not necessary, regal eagle.

297. I know it's not necessary, considering you still put all of our lives at risk,

298. caused unfathomable damage to the Dread Yacht,

299. and looked rather foolish in the process.

300. But we apologize.

301. - That's right. - Sure do.

302. Yeah, whatever.

303. How about you, Pop?

304. Wait, has Pop not been here this whole time?

305. I take it back! Being worshipped stinks!

306. Being a nobody has, like, a 200 percent better chance of not being sacrificed!

307. Down there!

308. Captain Flynn, can you position the ship directly above the volcano's cone?

309. Does a seadog skipper know a squiddler from a blastaneer?

310. I don't know what any of those words mean.

311. I guess Mom was right.

312. If I'm not careful, one day I'll end up sacrificed into a volcano.

313. - Let me guess,

314. they mistook you for a tribal deity,

315. and are preparing to sacrifice you to their volcano god?

316. Yeah. How'd you guess?

317. Happens more often than you think. But don't worry, I've got this.

318. Mortals, behold!

319. I am your true volcano god! Check this out!

320. Yeah, that's more like it.

321. Ye shall not sacrifice this pitiful creature!

322. Um, I'm right here!

323. Volcano God, out!

324. Sorry we misplaced you there for a bit, old friend.

325. From now on, we're gonna place you front and center.

326. No, please! Shove me in the back and forget about me.

327. Please, I beg you!

328. Hey, are you okay? You're acting kind of weird.

329. Why would I be acting weird?

330. The weird thing is you even suggesting that I'm acting weird. That's weirder!

331. Okay, weirdo. I'm glad to have you back on the team.

332. - Skylanders! You've returned. - That's right, sir.

333. We return triumphantly, having saved the day.

334. So, you've stopped Kaos?

335. Well, we're still getting to that. We had to make a slight detour.

336. But before we head back out,

337. I'm gonna need some help refueling out at Dragon's Peak.

338. It's a two-man job, and I'm always alone, so I've been running on empty for, like...

339. three years, so who wants to sail out there for a day and help me?

340. - Ooh! I bet Elf would love to do it. - Me?

341. Why me?

342. Um... Because you're so good at sniffing out bad guys!

343. Flynn would be in good hands if you were with him.

344. Plus, I mean, there are obviously no bad guys to sniff out here.

345. Good point. So shall it be!

346. You and me, Stealthy. It should be fun!

347. You can help me write more verses of my song about myself.

348. I need to think of some more words that rhyme with Flynn.

349. So far I have bin, shin, tin, grin, fin...

350. Enjoy your trip, Elf!

351. Far, far away from me.