1. Yes! Ha, ha!Copy !req
2. And then, just as I was trying
to rescue Cynder from Malefor,Copy !req
3. he dragged me kicking
and screaming into the Underworld.Copy !req
4. And I was like, "No way, José."Copy !req
5. And he was like, uh, "Yes way, José."Copy !req
6. And then picture the most incredible,
awesome fight you can.Copy !req
7. And that's what took place.Copy !req
8. I had no choice
but to leave Cynder behind.Copy !req
9. - I only barely got away myself.Copy !req
10. I'm just happy
our little guy's home and safe.Copy !req
11. Especially with Strykore
on the loose again.Copy !req
12. Man, this Strykore guy
you keep talking aboutCopy !req
13. sounds like a real jerk.Copy !req
14. But how did this fight with Malefor
change your appearance?Copy !req
15. And voice?Copy !req
16. Well, you know
how a really stressful experienceCopy !req
17. can turn someone's hair gray?Copy !req
18. My battle was so intense
that it altered my entire physical makeup.Copy !req
19. Mmm... this is hard to believe.Copy !req
20. Uh... What do you mean?Copy !req
21. Fighting off Malefor.Copy !req
22. Escaping from the Underworld.
Your appearance.Copy !req
23. It's hard to believe...Copy !req
24. you are this awesome.Copy !req
25. - Whew! Yeah.
- This is all a bit difficult to swallow.Copy !req
26. Which part?Copy !req
27. All of these jelly beans.
They're difficult to swallow.Copy !req
28. Well, unfortunately, this whole experience
has left me weakened.Copy !req
29. I think I'm gonna need lots of alone time
to rehabilitate myself.Copy !req
30. Alone.Copy !req
31. Have I mentioned that I need to be alone?Copy !req
32. Nonsense.Copy !req
33. Now that we have you back,
I'm not going to let you out of my sight.Copy !req
34. - Never, ever, ever. Ever, never.Copy !req
35. Whew.Copy !req
36. There's something
I don't understand, though.Copy !req
37. If you were able to fight off Malefor,
then why—?Copy !req
38. Oh, guess who brought
homecoming gift bags?Copy !req
39. Oh! Aha!Copy !req
40. Hmm...Copy !req
41. Bye guys. Thanks for visiting.
Okay, talk soon.Copy !req
42. - Okay, bye.Copy !req
43. Man, I thought they'd never shut up.Copy !req
44. - Ugh.Copy !req
45. Wait a minute.Copy !req
46. I don't believe it.
I can control technology now.Copy !req
47. Being evil
keeps getting better and better.Copy !req
48. - Spyro.Copy !req
49. Strykore.Copy !req
50. I think we need to establish
some ground rules about the pop-ins.Copy !req
51. I don't react well
to my servants talking back.Copy !req
52. Eon must have knowledge
of the Map to Arkus's whereabouts.Copy !req
53. Devise a way to force him
to give up its location and—Copy !req
54. Spyro?Copy !req
55. Hey, buddy. 'Sup?Copy !req
56. - We got class and the art show, pal.
- Oh—Copy !req
57. You know, I'm still feeling
kind of under the weather.Copy !req
58. I think I'll just hang back today.Copy !req
59. - Eon told me to keep an eye on you.Copy !req
60. So if you're not going to class,
I'll bring class to you.Copy !req
61. "It was the best of times,
it was the worst of times."Copy !req
62. Well, that seems pretty contradictory.Copy !req
63. On second thought,
I'm suddenly feeling much better.Copy !req
64. Let's go to class. Just give me a minute?Copy !req
65. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
66. Is that a new poster?Copy !req
67. Yep.Copy !req
68. Nothing gets past you.Copy !req
69. These Skylanders
are more annoying than I thought.Copy !req
70. Now get to work!Copy !req
71. Hey, Elf, what piece did you decide
to enter in the art show?Copy !req
72. It's a work in progress,Copy !req
73. - but isn't it pretty?
Uh...Copy !req
74. Uh, yeah, I really love
the... execution of the piece.Copy !req
75. - Aw, thanks. Where's yours?
- Right here.Copy !req
76. It's a self portrait.Copy !req
77. Oh.
- Okay.Copy !req
78. Hey, speaking of Master Eon,
anyone seen him around?Copy !req
79. Hey, Pop. What did you paint this year?Copy !req
80. Uh, well, uh...Copy !req
81. Pop, it's incredible.Copy !req
82. I... I feel like I finally understand
modern art.Copy !req
83. Sky Artists, unite!Copy !req
84. Right, I know you're all excited
to look at each other's work,Copy !req
85. but first, a brief lecture.Copy !req
86. "Light and shadow,
from prehistory through—"Copy !req
87. - Huh?Copy !req
88. Bringing a cell phone? To class?Copy !req
89. Well, I hope you brought enough
for everyone.Copy !req
90. Uh, yep. I got enough.Copy !req
91. Oh, how youth is wasted on the young.Copy !req
92. Living your lives on those pesky devices.Copy !req
93. I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
94. - Forgive me.Copy !req
95. I'm just obsessed with this new app.Copy !req
96. It counts how many steps I take all day.Copy !req
97. - I just dropped by to sneak a peekCopy !req
98. at your work for the art show.Copy !req
99. - Oh, that's a nice piece.
- I'm not art.Copy !req
100. While on the subject of art,Copy !req
101. I am super interested
in the art of the Arkeyans.Copy !req
102. You wouldn't happen to have a map
I could use to see some, do you?Copy !req
103. 56, 57, 58. I love it.Copy !req
104. Hmm...Copy !req
105. Ah, Spyro. What do you have for me?Copy !req
106. You're gonna love this, Stryks.
Can I call you Stryks?Copy !req
107. Cool, cool, cool. So, I know how to get
Eon to give up the Map to Arkus.Copy !req
108. I'll use my new magic power
over technologyCopy !req
109. to program his phone
to brainwash him into telling the truth.Copy !req
110. - Interesting.
- Right?Copy !req
111. So next time Eon checks this app
he's obsessed with,Copy !req
112. he'll be incapable of lying,Copy !req
113. and that's when I get him
to spill the beans.Copy !req
114. Ingenious.Copy !req
115. People are obsessed with their phones.Copy !req
116. - Isn't that right, Glumshanks?
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
117. - Greebles are possessed by their scones.Copy !req
118. Oh, Father!Copy !req
119. - I was thinking...Copy !req
120. it's time to tick some items
off my father-son activity bucket list.Copy !req
121. I'm far too busy to deal
with any sentimental bonding right now.Copy !req
122. Oh! Okay.Copy !req
123. Oh, please can we do something, please?
Please, please, please?Copy !req
124. - Please—?
- Yes, fine.Copy !req
125. Go get ready
and I'll meet you outside at noon.Copy !req
126. Yay! I'll grab my racquets
and shuttlecock.Copy !req
127. Sir, I am touched that you're ready
to take on your parental duties.Copy !req
128. Ha! I have no intention of spending timeCopy !req
129. with that offspring
I have nothing in common with.Copy !req
130. If you bring it up again,Copy !req
131. I'll dip you into hot lead and turn you
into the world's biggest paperweight.Copy !req
132. You know, you and your son
have more in common than you think.Copy !req
133. And I know there is good inside Kaos.
Buried deep.Copy !req
134. Really deep, like you need
spelunking equipment to find it,Copy !req
135. but it's there.Copy !req
136. Hmm? Oh, yeah,
with Spyro still recovering,Copy !req
137. now is not the time
to deal with Kaos and Strykore.Copy !req
138. Soon. I promise.Copy !req
139. Now, where does Pop
keep that beard elixir?Copy !req
140. If I could just get him alone,
face to face, and talk to him...Copy !req
141. You tried reaching out to him
during your fight at the castleCopy !req
142. and he turned his back on you. Aha!Copy !req
143. Beard elixir!Copy !req
144. I know it's hard to accept,Copy !req
145. but right now, the only voice
Kaos is listening to is Strykore's.Copy !req
146. Two hundred fifteen, 216, 217, 218, 219...Copy !req
147. Changling elixir?Copy !req
148. See you soon, Eon.Copy !req
149. Spyro! Good to see you again so soon.Copy !req
150. I want to reiterate my apology.Copy !req
151. If I'd just come clean
about your ancestors,Copy !req
152. none of this would have happened.Copy !req
153. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
154. - Really, not a big deal.
- "Not a big deal"?Copy !req
155. Oh! Such selflessness.
But I can tell it's really bothering you.Copy !req
156. Bing!Copy !req
157. Oh, hey, you hear that?
Sounded like your... your phone.Copy !req
158. And I swear, I swear by my beard,Copy !req
159. that I will find a way
to make it up to you.Copy !req
160. Well, you can make it up to me
by revealing the secretCopy !req
161. to that lean physique.Copy !req
162. How many steps have you walked today?
A million?Copy !req
163. - Oh, Spyro. Let me check.Copy !req
164. Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
165. Hmm. Well, that's a shame.
I'm out of storage.Copy !req
166. Looks like I'll have to delete an app
to make room.Copy !req
167. - Oh, well. So long Walkatron—
- But, sir!Copy !req
168. Are you sure that you wanna
go back to counting steps in your head?Copy !req
169. I mean, what is this, 2014?Copy !req
170. Well, I'm certainly not going to delete
my other favorite app.Copy !req
171. It shows you what you'd look like
with a crazy beard on your face. See?Copy !req
172. Look at me,
I'm all bearded out.Copy !req
173. After all these years,Copy !req
174. I'm finally gonna spend
some quality time with Father.Copy !req
175. And he's only three and a half hours late.Copy !req
176. Boy, does he know how to build suspense.Copy !req
177. Desperate times
call for desperate measures.Copy !req
178. Bottoms up.Copy !req
179. - Kaos.Copy !req
180. Father! I knew you'd make it!Copy !req
181. Oh, son, I've missed you so much.Copy !req
182. Father, this is so unlike you.Copy !req
183. Showering me
with awkward displays of affection.Copy !req
184. Uh, wha...?Copy !req
185. Right. Of course.Copy !req
186. Father, we are going to have
so much fun today.Copy !req
187. I've put together
a full itinerary of activities for us.Copy !req
188. Oh, really? What did you have in mind?Copy !req
189. First, I was thinking we could throw
some unsuspecting Mabu off a cliff.Copy !req
190. Then, we can steal some money
from a local charity.Copy !req
191. And, if we have time, we'll sneak into
a movie theater and loudly text message.Copy !req
192. Kaos!Copy !req
193. All of those things sound extremely evil.Copy !req
194. I know! It's going to be great.Copy !req
195. I have a better idea.Copy !req
196. What if we tried helping the innocent
for a change?Copy !req
197. Help the innocent? Are you insane?Copy !req
198. Or rather,
outside your normal range of insanity?Copy !req
199. I just thought
maybe we could switch things up.Copy !req
200. Try doing some good, for once.Copy !req
201. Doing something good for others?Copy !req
202. Huh. That sounds pretty out there.Copy !req
203. But I guess I'll give it a shot.Copy !req
204. If Eon's not interested enough
in his Walkatron app,Copy !req
205. then I have to find something
he is interested in.Copy !req
206. That's it.
Eon's favorite rock band, The Beardles.Copy !req
207. I'll put the brainwashing programCopy !req
208. in a free download
of the new Beardles music video.Copy !req
209. Once I e-mail it to Eon,
he won't be able to resist looking at it,Copy !req
210. and then the map is as good as mine.Copy !req
211. You know what? that new
deodorant is doing nothingCopy !req
212. to cover up your ridiculous stank.Copy !req
213. Oh, really?Copy !req
214. By the way,
your gears are totally showing.Copy !req
215. That was kind of brutally honest.Copy !req
216. Check it out.Copy !req
217. Someone sent an e-mail
with the new Beardles music video.Copy !req
218. Nice. I don't even want it,
and yet I feel like I have to have it.Copy !req
219. Quick question.Copy !req
220. What do you guys think
of Master Eon's beard?Copy !req
221. That ridiculous thing?Copy !req
222. He looked way better
when he just had mutton chops.Copy !req
223. Last e-mail was sent to Master...Copy !req
224. E-mail List! Not Master Eon?Copy !req
225. Oh, I just brainwashed the entire Academy.Copy !req
226. Kaboom, Hugo, I need you
to defuse this situation immediately.Copy !req
227. Yo, Eon.Copy !req
228. Word on the street
is the new Beardles music videoCopy !req
229. just got e-mailed to everyone.Copy !req
230. And I know how much you love The Beardles.Copy !req
231. Not now, Spyro, sorry.Copy !req
232. I'm in the middle
of a stressful situation.Copy !req
233. Mmm. You know
what always calms my nerves?Copy !req
234. New Beardles music videos.Copy !req
235. My— my apologies.Copy !req
236. I don't have time to look at my phone
with all the trouble going on.Copy !req
237. Uh, trouble? What trouble?Copy !req
238. I've had it up to here with you.Copy !req
239. It's not my fault
you can't handle the truth.Copy !req
240. What's going on here?Copy !req
241. She told me that my self-portrait
doesn't look anything like me.Copy !req
242. - I'm just being honest.
- Oh, you want honest?Copy !req
243. Your painting's impressionist style
was derivative,Copy !req
244. and you wouldn't know contrapposto
if it came back and bit you in the butt.Copy !req
245. - Oh, yeah?Copy !req
246. Well, that painting of mine
that you guys love so much?Copy !req
247. I just accidentally spilled
my breakfast smoothie on a canvasCopy !req
248. and submitted it to the art show.Copy !req
249. Shows how much you guys know about art.Copy !req
250. That's it!Copy !req
251. Yah!Copy !req
252. Uh-oh.Copy !req
253. Why is everyone saying
such horribly honest things to each other?Copy !req
254. Master Eon, I cannot tell a lie.Copy !req
255. I have absolutely no idea.Copy !req
256. Okay, Kaos.
This is the perfect opportunity.Copy !req
257. Yes, this is the perfect opportunity.Copy !req
258. To laugh at that stupid sheep
for getting stuck in a tree!Copy !req
259. Stupid sheep!Copy !req
260. What I meant was,
it's time for you to do some goodCopy !req
261. and bring the sheep down to safety.Copy !req
262. Ugh! Fine! Whatever you say, Father.Copy !req
263. Don't worry, I won't hurt you.Copy !req
264. Ugh! That feels really weird
coming out of my mouth.Copy !req
265. - Oh—!Copy !req
266. - Hey!
- Well done, son.Copy !req
267. How do you feel?Copy !req
268. I feel... good.Copy !req
269. See? I knew you had it in you.Copy !req
270. Who knew being nice
could be so gratifying?Copy !req
271. Dad, would you go on a good old-fashioned
father-son fishing trip with me?Copy !req
272. Absolutely, Kaos.Copy !req
273. I'd love to.Copy !req
274. Is something wrong, Father?Copy !req
275. Ahem. Uh, not at all.
Uh... just a little...Copy !req
276. frog in my throat.Copy !req
277. Sorry, Kaos gotta go.Copy !req
278. Abandoning me
right when I need him most?Copy !req
279. He's gotten so good at being a father.Copy !req
280. Right when I was making progress.Copy !req
281. Well, at least I know
he's not a lost cause.Copy !req
282. For now, that's progress enough.Copy !req
283. Yagh!Copy !req
284. We need to stop them
from fighting each other.Copy !req
285. Jet Vac, thank goodness.
We need your help.Copy !req
286. I'm not helping anyone until I find out
who wrote this teacher evaluation of me.Copy !req
287. "Your lectures are as exciting
as watching paint dryCopy !req
288. while being bored to death."Copy !req
289. Who would write something
so horribly forthcoming?Copy !req
290. I would!Copy !req
291. Agh! Argh!Copy !req
292. Oh, no!Copy !req
293. What can we do?Copy !req
294. Well, we can start by checking out
that new Beardles music video.Copy !req
295. This battle is of the utmost urgency.Copy !req
296. Only after it's resolved will I enjoy
the sweet sounds and visualsCopy !req
297. of my beloved Beardles.Copy !req
298. Guys! Stop!Copy !req
299. I know you all may be feeling
a little extra honest today,Copy !req
300. but there's no need to fight.Copy !req
301. You know what? He's right.Copy !req
302. - I am feeling extra honest today,Copy !req
303. and I have to say it's always bugged meCopy !req
304. how Spyro tries to take control
of every situation.Copy !req
305. Yeah, you are pretty controlling.Copy !req
306. - Talk about a micromanager.
- Uh...Copy !req
307. - What else don't you like about me?
- You snort fire in your sleep.Copy !req
308. You don't wear enough deodorant.Copy !req
309. You have a really soft handshake.Copy !req
310. Wow, see?
Doesn't that feel better, though?Copy !req
311. - You talk while you're chewing!
- You laugh at your own jokes!Copy !req
312. Yeah, okay, well now we got it.
Thank you, that's enough. I think—Copy !req
313. You're a horrible flyer.Copy !req
314. - You bite your talons.
- Spyro tries to take controlCopy !req
315. - of every situation.
- You snort fire in your sleep.Copy !req
316. - You bite your talons.
- You don't wear enough deodorant.Copy !req
317. Stop it!Copy !req
318. - Oh!
- Ugh!Copy !req
319. - What happened?
- Why were we fighting?Copy !req
320. Ever since I downloaded
the Beardles music video,Copy !req
321. I haven't been able
to stop telling the truth.Copy !req
322. It must've brainwashed anyone
who watched it.Copy !req
323. Spyro, that surge of lightning,
it... it cured us!Copy !req
324. I've never seen you do
anything like that before.Copy !req
325. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to.
My powers just reacted.Copy !req
326. Oh, there's nothing to be sorry for.
Because of you, everyone is okay.Copy !req
327. Well, everyone
except for "Howard Cosell-Phone."Copy !req
328. Yes, I also named my phone.Copy !req
329. Let's not pretend like you're surprised.Copy !req
330. Spyro should have made contact by now.Copy !req
331. Sir, you keep stressing yourself out
about this,Copy !req
332. you're going to give yourself frown lines.Copy !req
333. You're right.Copy !req
334. A few minutes of peace and quiet
is exactly what I need.Copy !req
335. There you are, Father.
I'm ready if you are.Copy !req
336. Ready for what?Copy !req
337. For our fishing trip!
First one to the river is a rotten egg.Copy !req
338. - Which will also be our bait, by the way.
Ugh!Copy !req
339. Ow!Copy !req
340. Sorry, my bad. Let me help, Father.Copy !req
341. Get back!
- Hmm?Copy !req
342. You've been nothing but a nuisance
ever since I returned.Copy !req
343. Just leave me alone.Copy !req
344. But our day
protecting the innocent together—Copy !req
345. Protecting the innocent?Copy !req
346. Why would I ever do that?Copy !req
347. I want to destroy the innocent.Copy !req
348. This is why I chose Spyro over you.Copy !req
349. You asked to see me?Copy !req
350. Ah, Spyro! Yes.Copy !req
351. I wanted to thank you again for your helpCopy !req
352. in quelling
this fiendish, truth-telling debacle.Copy !req
353. Surely the work of Strykore.Copy !req
354. Oh, man, if I ever get my hands
on that guy...Copy !req
355. You handled yourself deftly
out there today.Copy !req
356. It's not always easy to hear the truth.Copy !req
357. But it's important
to see other points of viewCopy !req
358. in order to learn
and experience personal growth.Copy !req
359. For example, I used to have mutton chops,Copy !req
360. until someone finally told me
they didn't suit me.Copy !req
361. So, I grew a beard. And look at me now.Copy !req
362. But your fight with MaleforCopy !req
363. has clearly altered more
than just your appearance.Copy !req
364. It's made you even more heroic!Copy !req
365. These are dark times, Spyro.
We must be watchful and vigilant.Copy !req
366. Both from threats external and within.Copy !req
367. Well, speaking of being watchful,
I spent all morning fixing your phone.Copy !req
368. That Beardles music video
is already downloadedCopy !req
369. and waiting for you to watch.Copy !req
370. Oh, that's very sweet of you, Spyro.Copy !req
371. But I've decided to ditch my cell phone
and go for something much hipper.Copy !req
372. And all the cool people
are going retro these days.Copy !req
373. Now, apparently, you plug them
into the wall, and then it rings.Copy !req
374. - Progress!Copy !req
375. I don't get it!Copy !req
376. One minute my father is cruel,Copy !req
377. the next, he's nice,
then back to cruel again.Copy !req
378. Yes, it is strangeCopy !req
379. how an unhinged megalomaniacal
lord of darknessCopy !req
380. could be so emotionally unbalanced.Copy !req
381. If only there was some way
I could prove to him...Copy !req
382. - I'm darker and more capable than Spyro—Copy !req
383. Ow! Who put this stupid thing in my way?Copy !req
384. How did you not see that there?Copy !req
385. That's it! I have a brilliant idea!Copy !req
386. Sir, I think you really need
to stop using that phrase.Copy !req
387. It's lost all its meaning.Copy !req
388. You know how I'm always saying
I'd be a terrific pirate captain?Copy !req
389. - No.
- Exactly.Copy !req
390. So, if I take this pirate ship and use itCopy !req
391. to find the Island of Arkus
before Dark Dragon What's-His-Face,Copy !req
392. Father will see just how worthy I am!Copy !req
393. Sir, that plan is the most utterly—
Actually, it's not really a bad idea.Copy !req
394. What kind of topsy-turvy alternate world
have I fallen into?Copy !req
395. Come, Glumwad.Copy !req
396. You shall serve the high seas
as my first mate.Copy !req
397. Well, sir, your father
has claimed ownership of me,Copy !req
398. and in his ever-trusting nature,Copy !req
399. has outfitted me
with this fashionable tracking anklet.Copy !req
400. I think I have to stay on the ground.Copy !req
401. Not to worry, Glumquat.
I'll get a pirate crew of my own.Copy !req
402. And I know exactly where to find them.Copy !req
403. Well, I'm sure somehow
I'll get blamed for this.Copy !req