1. Yes! Ha, ha!Copy !req
2. I can't believe it.Copy !req
3. My best friend,
evil and working for Strykore.Copy !req
4. I should never have doubted you, Elf.Copy !req
5. Trust me, I wish I hadn't been right.Copy !req
6. - Come on, Spyro, talk to us, pal.Copy !req
7. I know you're in there somewhere.
I even made your favorite dish.Copy !req
8. Pea soup.Copy !req
9. Get something straight.Copy !req
10. Your friend Spyro is gone!Copy !req
11. - Oh, and also...Copy !req
12. Agh!Copy !req
13. You make horrible pea soup!Copy !req
14. You evil maniac.
No one insults my culinary technique.Copy !req
15. Skylanders... unite!
In the living room.Copy !req
16. Has there been any change
in Spyro's condition?Copy !req
17. I'm afraid not.Copy !req
18. There has to be some kind of cure,
a spell, anything,Copy !req
19. that can change him back to our Spyro.Copy !req
20. I've searched every spell book in my studyCopy !req
21. and I can't find anything
that might be helpful.Copy !req
22. Kaossandra even traveled
to the Magic Library of the SkylandsCopy !req
23. to consult their texts for help.Copy !req
24. - And did she find anything?
No.Copy !req
25. And apparently she owed
so much in overdue library book finesCopy !req
26. they've imprisoned her
until I can wire her some money.Copy !req
27. Oh! It's hopeless.Copy !req
28. I've found it!Copy !req
29. I know how to save Spyro!Copy !req
30. This better not be Opposite Day.Copy !req
31. Right here, in this book from your study.Copy !req
32. It describes the recipe for a serum
that can eradicate darknessCopy !req
33. and cure Spyro.Copy !req
34. There's also a recipe for pea soup.Copy !req
35. Word on the street is,
yours could use some work.Copy !req
36. Spit it out, Hugo.
What do we have to do to make this recipe?Copy !req
37. It's pretty simple.
But there's just one small, tiny problem.Copy !req
38. It also requires Fire Viper venom.Copy !req
39. I'd hardly call that
a "small, tiny problem."Copy !req
40. Hmm.Copy !req
41. Maybe today is Opposite Day.Copy !req
42. Well, I don't care how dangerous it'll be
to get Fire Viper venom.Copy !req
43. If that's what it'll take
to get our friend back, then we'll do it.Copy !req
44. - Right!
- Absolutely!Copy !req
45. - I'm in!Copy !req
46. But where did you find this book?Copy !req
47. I've never seen it before.Copy !req
48. Well, I may have been using it
as a booster seatCopy !req
49. so I could see over my desk.Copy !req
50. I used to use the phone book,
but they don't make those anymore.Copy !req
51. Hmm.
Hmm.Copy !req
52. The journey to the nearest known
Fire Viper lair is a dangerous one.Copy !req
53. I hope you're prepared.Copy !req
54. Oh, yeah! I brought all my extra daggers!Copy !req
55. - I made modifications on my vac gun!Copy !req
56. I've got my entire potion arsenal!Copy !req
57. And I— well, I'm just going to hurl lava
at anything that gets in our way.Copy !req
58. You know, the usual.Copy !req
59. And I'll take up the rear
and protect our flank.Copy !req
60. Oh, Hugo, you slay me sometimes.
You should do stand-up.Copy !req
61. It's Spyro.Copy !req
62. I better return and lay another level
of defensive magic to his strapsCopy !req
63. to keep him contained.Copy !req
64. "Protect our flank."
Hilarious.Copy !req
65. But it wasn't a joke.Copy !req
66. I'm ready to be a Skylander. For real.Copy !req
67. Okay, we'll test you.Copy !req
68. - Let's say one of the Fire Vipers—
- Agh! Fire Viper?Copy !req
69. Where?Copy !req
70. Point taken.Copy !req
71. I think someone with your constitution
is best suited for an organizationCopy !req
72. like the Mabu Defense Force.Copy !req
73. They handle much more low-risk missions.Copy !req
74. They won't take me because
I'm already an employee here.Copy !req
75. And you won't accept me
because I'm a Mabu.Copy !req
76. We know you mean well, Hugo.Copy !req
77. But why don't you let us handle
the dangerous ones?Copy !req
78. But I can handle danger—Copy !req
79. Oh!Copy !req
80. Point taken.Copy !req
81. What interested me most
was Melville's use of the whaleCopy !req
82. to represent man's futility to overcome
the flaws inherent in his own makeup.Copy !req
83. Wouldn't you agree?Copy !req
84. If this is how my book club
is going to be,Copy !req
85. I'm not holding out much hope
for play rehearsals this evening.Copy !req
86. Glumshanks!
- Coming, sir.Copy !req
87. Yes, sir, what can I—Copy !req
88. Oh! Very good, sir.Copy !req
89. I see you've finally taken my adviceCopy !req
90. and decided to do something
about that pale complexion of yours.Copy !req
91. It's not a tanning bed!Copy !req
92. I've been in negotiations
with a troll army,Copy !req
93. to acquire their services.Copy !req
94. Those negotiations have failed,Copy !req
95. and I may have vaporized them
to another dimensionCopy !req
96. when they didn't accept my terms.Copy !req
97. Probably not the best time
to ask for a raise.Copy !req
98. And so I've decided the best wayCopy !req
99. to get my troll army is to clone my own.Copy !req
100. From you.Copy !req
101. A whole bunch of Glumshankses?
For me to talk to?Copy !req
102. Well, sir, this is incredible.Copy !req
103. Maybe you didn't know this,
but I've been rather lonely lately.Copy !req
104. I know.Copy !req
105. I can hear you weeping in your sleep
through the castle walls.Copy !req
106. This thing isn't dangerous, right?Copy !req
107. I never said that.Copy !req
108. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
109. - Nice to meet you.
- Hey, great to meet you guys.Copy !req
110. Wow, this is gonna be fantastic.Copy !req
111. I hope you all enjoy group text chats.Copy !req
112. Remember the plan.Copy !req
113. We stand guard
while Eruptor extracts the venomCopy !req
114. from "Big Daddy's" fang over there.Copy !req
115. For this to work,
we have to be incredibly quiet.Copy !req
116. What was that?Copy !req
117. Is it time for school already?Copy !req
118. Skylanders!Copy !req
119. Abort! Abort! Abort!Copy !req
120. Way to go, loudmouth.Copy !req
121. Don't worry, guys.
We're gonna find a way out of here.Copy !req
122. That's precisely what the last guy
who faced off against us said.Copy !req
123. And what happened to him?Copy !req
124. - You're standing in him.Copy !req
125. And you'll be joining him soon!Copy !req
126. But not quite yet.Copy !req
127. We plan to snooze a bit longerCopy !req
128. to prepare for a nice, big
Skylander breakfast.Copy !req
129. You know, I don't need any breakfast.Copy !req
130. I'm just gonna grab an energy drink
and head to school.Copy !req
131. Honey, breakfast is the most
important meal of the day.Copy !req
132. Ugh, but I'm not hungry.Copy !req
133. Do you want your father
to swallow you wholeCopy !req
134. and regurgitate you again
to teach you a lesson?Copy !req
135. No.
- That's what I thought.Copy !req
136. Once we wake up, we'll eat as a family.Copy !req
137. Sheesh. And I thought
my parents were strict.Copy !req
138. If we don't get out of here,
we're as good as brunch!Copy !req
139. Which is bad,
because brunch is really good!Copy !req
140. Ow! Oh!Copy !req
141. I probably should've worn gloves.Copy !req
142. Hugo? What are you doing here?Copy !req
143. What does it look like?
I'm rescuing you guys!Copy !req
144. I've never been so relieved
to see someone ignore my advice.Copy !req
145. Classic Hugo!Copy !req
146. I'll show you just how capable
a team member I can be!Copy !req
147. Maybe we were wrong about him.Copy !req
148. He's not such an incompetent
Mabu after all.Copy !req
149. Hey, Fire Vipers! Wake up!Copy !req
150. Wake up!Copy !req
151. And there it is.Copy !req
152. What do we have here?Copy !req
153. An appetizer!Copy !req
154. What on earth is he doing?Copy !req
155. Um, hi, yes. Listen, I'd...Copy !req
156. I'd like you to please release my friends
over there, if you don't mind.Copy !req
157. And what makes you think
we would ever do that?Copy !req
158. Because it clearly states in Article 12,
Section C of the Skylands DecreeCopy !req
159. that "no Skylander
shall ever be held prisonerCopy !req
160. by a Fire Viper in a cell made of bones."Copy !req
161. Well, there's a simple way
to get around that.Copy !req
162. Oh, dear.Copy !req
163. I hadn't really planned
for that to happen.Copy !req
164. Well, I suppose
you'll just have to eat me.Copy !req
165. - No!
- Oh, no!Copy !req
166. With pleasure.Copy !req
167. That's what Hugo was doing—
he was tying their tails together!Copy !req
168. Classic Hugo!Copy !req
169. Hugo, one. Fire Vipers, zero.Copy !req
170. Hugo, look out!Copy !req
171. Squirrelly little thing,
aren't you?Copy !req
172. Now, to wrap this up...Copy !req
173. He's getting the venom!Copy !req
174. Classic Hugo!
- Is it?Copy !req
175. I'm not sure.
I don't really know him that well.Copy !req
176. Hurry! Before they escape!Copy !req
177. Whoa!Copy !req
178. Okay, now I'm hungry.Copy !req
179. Who's in the mood for caviar-topped
deviled eggs and crudités?Copy !req
180. Oh!Copy !req
181. You know, the term "deviled egg"
originated in the late 18th centuryCopy !req
182. from the French word diable,
meaning "highly spiced."Copy !req
183. - And in Sweden, they're called—
- Fyllda Ägghalvor.Copy !req
184. Served traditionally at Easter Smörgåsbord
with sour cream and pickled herring.Copy !req
185. - Who doesn't know that?Copy !req
186. Yes.Copy !req
187. Well, have you been following the talks
on trade agreementsCopy !req
188. with the other realms?Copy !req
189. - I hear—
- Trade agreements?Copy !req
190. What is this, last week?Copy !req
191. Yes, in the meantime,Copy !req
192. we're glued to the breaking news
about what color the sky is.Copy !req
193. All trolls, come meet your master
in the Me-ditation Room at once.Copy !req
194. Yes, sir. I'll be with you in one—Copy !req
195. Jeez, am I really
that much of a sycophant?Copy !req
196. Yes.Copy !req
197. All of my clones are sarcastic,
subservient,Copy !req
198. and hoarded all of the food.Copy !req
199. Man, I am annoying to be around.Copy !req
200. I've never strung these words together
in this particular order, but...Copy !req
201. I think I miss Kaos.Copy !req
202. Pop, how long will it take
to mix the serum?Copy !req
203. I don't know, my mind's a little foggy.Copy !req
204. But this smoothie I'm making
will clear it right up!Copy !req
205. Hugo, what you did today
was heroic and selfless.Copy !req
206. Yes, you more than proved yourselfCopy !req
207. to be a real member of the Skylander Team.Copy !req
208. - Do you really mean it?
- Absolutely.Copy !req
209. And now that you've gone toe-to-toe
against three Fire Vipers,Copy !req
210. it's almost funny
you were once afraid of sheep.Copy !req
211. Sheep? Where?Copy !req
212. On second thought,
maybe we should hold offCopy !req
213. on adding another member.Copy !req
214. - Skylanders, have you made progress?
- Yep, I just finished.Copy !req
215. You're holding an empty beaker.Copy !req
216. Yeah, I finished my smoothie.Copy !req
217. The most delicious kind of progress.Copy !req
218. - Oh, I also finished the serum.Copy !req
219. Guys, guys, guys,
I was just kidding before.Copy !req
220. The whole "being evil" thing,
was just a joke.Copy !req
221. You know me,
I'm always pulling pranks. Gotcha!Copy !req
222. If you really aren't evil like you say,Copy !req
223. which do you prefer, beards or mustaches?Copy !req
224. - Mustaches.
- Oh!Copy !req
225. A good Spyro would never hurt
my feelings like that.Copy !req
226. That's because I'm not good.
I'm pure, dark evil!Copy !req
227. And having to work alongside
all of you pathetic SkylandersCopy !req
228. has been nothing but torture.Copy !req
229. But it'll all be worth it when I get
to see you bow down before Strykore!Copy !req
230. - Pop, administer the serum.
Go ahead.Copy !req
231. I'll spit out anything
you try to make me drink.Copy !req
232. No, you won't.
Because I made this serum...Copy !req
233. root beer-flavored.Copy !req
234. No one can resist root beer flavor.Copy !req
235. Why does it have to be
so delicious?Copy !req
236. - Why?
- Everyone stand back.Copy !req
237. There's no telling how violently
Spyro's body will react to the serum.Copy !req
238. Huh! I expected something a little more—Copy !req
239. Uh...! Epic.Copy !req
240. Whoa. What happened?Copy !req
241. - It worked!
- Spyro, it's really you.Copy !req
242. Welcome back, my friend.Copy !req
243. Um, guys?Copy !req
244. The serum may have had
one small side effect.Copy !req
245. Two Spyros?Copy !req
246. Yes. One good, and one evil.Copy !req
247. I knew I should've gone
with a different flavor.Copy !req
248. Cream soda would've never made
two Spyros.Copy !req
249. Well, well, well.Copy !req
250. It's nice to finally meet my weakness,
in the flesh.Copy !req
251. Wish I could say the same.Copy !req
252. You're even uglier in person
than you are in your reflection.Copy !req
253. Well, you don't have to get mean about it.Copy !req
254. You might as well give up now, Spyro.Copy !req
255. The Skylands aren't big enough
for the both of us.Copy !req
256. Uh, yeah, they are.
The Skylands are literally endless.Copy !req
257. There's enough room
for an infinite amount of Spyros.Copy !req
258. You know what I meant.Copy !req
259. Come on, guys. We have to help Spyro.Copy !req
260. I wouldn't waste your time.Copy !req
261. Your precious Spyro is going to lose.Copy !req
262. Because unlike him,
I couldn't care less about my friends.Copy !req
263. No!Copy !req
264. No one attacks my friends.Copy !req
265. Excuse me. Pardonne-moi.Copy !req
266. Oh, no, was I standing in your way?
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
267. Don't worry,
that was just my foot you crushed.Copy !req
268. - It's fine, I still have another.Copy !req
269. I'm really starting to get sick of myself.Copy !req
270. And we totally can't hear you
mocking us under your breath.Copy !req
271. My troll minions.Copy !req
272. I hope you spend every waking moment
grateful for your new lives.Copy !req
273. - Meh.
- It's really rather drafty in here.Copy !req
274. You couldn't have given us
a better skin tone?Copy !req
275. That's it!Copy !req
276. I've had it up to here with all of you.Copy !req
277. All of us? All of... me.Copy !req
278. - Jeez, pick a pronoun, am I right?Copy !req
279. See, that right there.Copy !req
280. I never realized just how cynical
and grating I am.Copy !req
281. And to tell you the truth,
I can't stand it!Copy !req
282. Maybe I deserved all those years
of torture from Kaos, after all.Copy !req
283. - Guess who's back!Copy !req
284. Master!Copy !req
285. Glummy. This is... different.Copy !req
286. Also, why are you everywhere?Copy !req
287. Sorry, sir.Copy !req
288. I've been through a lot in your absence.Copy !req
289. Kaos, what on earth are you doing here?Copy !req
290. I, Kaos, your son,
have made the mother of all discoveries.Copy !req
291. The Map to Arkus.Copy !req
292. Finally, at long last.Copy !req
293. I've got it.Copy !req
294. - Father, aren't you proud of me?
- Yes.Copy !req
295. In fact, I'm so proud of you,
that I no longer need you.Copy !req
296. Whoa!Copy !req
297. I'm beginning to feel like
this relationship is one-sided!Copy !req
298. There is nothing to stop us now.Copy !req
299. It's time to march to Arkus,Copy !req
300. unearth the Iron Fist,Copy !req
301. and destroy the Core of Light,
once and for all.Copy !req
302. Now you cheer.Copy !req
303. Hooray!Copy !req
304. - Come, Glumshanks.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
305. It's time to end this once and for all!Copy !req
306. Do your worst.Copy !req
307. Unfortunately for you,
my worst is my best.Copy !req
308. Hyah!Copy !req
309. Hah!Copy !req
310. Where'd they go?Copy !req
311. We just got Spyro back.
We can't lose him again.Copy !req
312. You just don't get it, do you, Spy-ronius?Copy !req
313. You can't beat me!Copy !req
314. If you're half as bad at fighting,
as you are at coming up with nicknames,Copy !req
315. this'll be a cinch.Copy !req
316. See how much more awesome
the evil side is?Copy !req
317. You get to do cool stuff. Like this.Copy !req
318. Ooh, ah-hh! Terrifying.Copy !req
319. Oh!Copy !req
320. Terrifying!Copy !req
321. Cool, right?Copy !req
322. I think I'm gonna be sick!Copy !req
323. That bus is always late.Copy !req
324. I suppose this'll do.Copy !req
325. Impressive.Copy !req
326. But look at you. You're no matchCopy !req
327. for the power of a Spyro
fueled by darkness.Copy !req
328. I'll always win,
because I'm pure evil, baby.Copy !req
329. There he is.Copy !req
330. Go, Spyro! You can do it.
- Go, Spyro!Copy !req
331. We believe in you!
- Come on!Copy !req
332. Hate to break it to you, flyboy,
but the fact that you're pure evilCopy !req
333. is exactly why you're gonna lose.Copy !req
334. Good will always prevail
because we believe in each other.Copy !req
335. My friends didn't give up on me.Copy !req
336. Instead, they risked their lives
to save me.Copy !req
337. Why won't you just lose,
like you're supposed to?Copy !req
338. Because I'm Spyro.Copy !req
339. And not doing what I'm supposed to do
is totally my thing.Copy !req
340. No one could survive an energy discharge
of such magnitude.Copy !req
341. - Does that mean that...?
- Spyro's gone.Copy !req
342. - What are you guys looking at?
- Spyro!Copy !req
343. - You're okay.
- Yeah!Copy !req
344. I don't get it.Copy !req
345. You guys actually forgive me?Copy !req
346. Why wouldn't we? Do you owe us money?Copy !req
347. Uh, no.Copy !req
348. But I was in there,
buried deep the entire time I was evil.Copy !req
349. I had to witness all the horrible things
he did to you guys.Copy !req
350. I never expected any of you
to give me another chance again.Copy !req
351. Especially you, Elf.Copy !req
352. Spyro, thinking that my best friend
was evilCopy !req
353. was one of the hardest things
I've had to deal with.Copy !req
354. Besides puberty.Copy !req
355. But I knew in my gut
that it wasn't really our Spyro.Copy !req
356. Of course we forgive you.Copy !req
357. And I think I speak for all of us
when I say...Copy !req
358. Skylanders, unite! For a group hug.Copy !req
359. I never thought I'd say this,
but I actually missed these.Copy !req
360. So, Father thinks he can just toss me awayCopy !req
361. like a report card with bad grades
before anyone can see it!Copy !req
362. Well, Father's messed with the wrong son.Copy !req
363. I'll get revenge upon him.Copy !req
364. Not only that,
but I'll beat him to the Island of Arkus.Copy !req
365. And then I can see the look on his face,
when I don the Iron Fist, and become...Copy !req
366. the most powerful being
in all the Skylands!Copy !req
367. All of that, after I figure out how
to get out of this cell.Copy !req
368. Uh-oh.Copy !req
369. Typical.Copy !req