1. Yes!Copy !req
2. Nice toss, Elf.Copy !req
3. - See you at Sheepball practice later?
- You just try to hold me baaack.Copy !req
4. It's a sheep joke.Copy !req
5. Yo, Eruptor, blow it up!Copy !req
6. Hey, Pop.
You got anything to settle my stomach?Copy !req
7. Lunch didn't sit right.Copy !req
8. - That should do the trick!
- Thanks, buddy.Copy !req
9. Now, where did I put
that bottle of jet fuel?Copy !req
10. Ugh.Copy !req
11. Ah!Copy !req
12. - Ha!Copy !req
13. Whoa, you snuck up on me there.Copy !req
14. Which I guess is kinda your thing,
so I should be used to it by now.Copy !req
15. Oh, my apologies.Copy !req
16. Were you too busy having a good time
with all your Skylander friends?Copy !req
17. I'd say you're spending
more time with themCopy !req
18. than you are trying to open
the Wumpan Puzzle Box.Copy !req
19. Do you know what I've been through
to try and open this?Copy !req
20. I got thrown into a force field,
I traveled through time,Copy !req
21. I even went inside Eon.Copy !req
22. - Not a lot of square footage there.
- And yet you've made zero progress.Copy !req
23. No, I have made progress.Copy !req
24. I learned that in order to open the box,
you have to be true of heart.Copy !req
25. - Then why hasn't it been done?Copy !req
26. Well, it's a little tough
to be true of heart,Copy !req
27. when you've, you know,
had your light eaten!Copy !req
28. My patience is at an end.Copy !req
29. Do whatever it takes to open the box,Copy !req
30. or else it might be time for me
to tighten my grip.Copy !req
31. Oh, that— That won't be necessary, sir.Copy !req
32. - So, how was your day?Copy !req
33. Tell me everything.Copy !req
34. - Oh, and here, let me top you off.Copy !req
35. Don't be coy.Copy !req
36. You can open up to me.Copy !req
37. If I'm actually going to be
true of heart,Copy !req
38. I guess I'll have to think
outside the box, huh?Copy !req
39. Huh?Copy !req
40. What a waste of a pun.Copy !req
41. Behold Captain Kaos,
the greatest pirate who ever lived,Copy !req
42. with the most loyal crew in history.Copy !req
43. See? They're so happy to work for meCopy !req
44. that they've polished my cutlasses
without even being asked.Copy !req
45. Oh, and my shackles.
Didn't realize they needed cleaning.Copy !req
46. - But thanks?
- Yeah.Copy !req
47. Just so we're clear, this is a mutiny.Copy !req
48. A what?Copy !req
49. - No, really, what's that mean?
- We have no food, no water, no cable!Copy !req
50. We haven't found a village
to plunder in weeks.Copy !req
51. And we never even came close
to finding the Island of Arkus.Copy !req
52. Which means that it's time for you
to walk the plank!Copy !req
53. Oh, that's what a mutiny is.Copy !req
54. Wait, you can't do this!Copy !req
55. Captain Kaos commands you!Copy !req
56. How do you crash into a cloud?Copy !req
57. Well, it's easy when it's been turned
into a billboard.Copy !req
58. Man, they'll put advertising
on anything these days.Copy !req
59. The Skylands 500.Copy !req
60. An airship race with a huge cash prize!Copy !req
61. Wait, if we can win that race,
we'll have all the money we need!Copy !req
62. It'll solve all our problems,Copy !req
63. specifically mine
with the whole mutiny thing.Copy !req
64. Okay, we'll give you one last chance.Copy !req
65. But this is, like, the fourth last chance
we've given you,Copy !req
66. so you better make it count.Copy !req
67. Man, I was really looking forward
to hearing his high-pitched screamCopy !req
68. - when we threw him off the ship.Copy !req
69. - What's happening?
- Is everything okay?Copy !req
70. No, everything is not okay.Copy !req
71. Someone rang the alarm I use
whenever the Wi-Fi goes down.Copy !req
72. Sorry, it was me.
I have something important to discuss.Copy !req
73. Well, it had better be important.Copy !req
74. I was right in the middle
of recording my podcast, About A Beard,Copy !req
75. where I discuss all things beard-related.Copy !req
76. Long beards, curly beards,Copy !req
77. even mustaches, which I call,
"northern beards."Copy !req
78. For a guy who runs
a magical academy that trains heroes,Copy !req
79. you have a lot of free time on your hands.Copy !req
80. Ahem!Copy !req
81. - Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!Copy !req
82. Come witness the heart-stopping,
eardrum-popping actionCopy !req
83. of the Skylands 500.Copy !req
84. Be there at sun-up
to catch all the action.Copy !req
85. The finest airships in all the Skylands
go toe to toe, blow by blow.Copy !req
86. Line 'em up, watch 'em go.Copy !req
87. Ticket window is open
starting Tuesday! Tuesday! Tuesday!Copy !req
88. And VIP passes are available
on Thursday! Thursday! Thursday!Copy !req
89. Don't miss it!Copy !req
90. It! It!Copy !req
91. Kaos must be entering the race
because he's short on funds.Copy !req
92. How can you be so sure of that?Copy !req
93. His short career as a pirate captainCopy !req
94. has been nothing
but blunder after blunder.Copy !req
95. And if Kaos loses this race,
his crew will surely mutiny.Copy !req
96. How can you be so sure of that?Copy !req
97. If we can beat Kaos in the Skylands 500,
his crew will abandon him,Copy !req
98. and Strykore will reject him
after such an embarrassing defeat.Copy !req
99. Kaos will be vulnerable and alone,Copy !req
100. which is the perfect opportunity for us
to capture himCopy !req
101. and bring him in for rehabilitation.Copy !req
102. Look, if there's a chance we can save him,
then we need to give it our all.Copy !req
103. Skylanders, it's time to win a race.Copy !req
104. In that case, I'd like to humbly accept
the heavy responsibilityCopy !req
105. of training the Skylanders
to win this air race.Copy !req
106. I am truly honored.Copy !req
107. Did someone say "air race"?Copy !req
108. "Hey, look, it's Captain Flynn!"Copy !req
109. It sure is.Copy !req
110. "He's even more handsome
than the last time I saw him."Copy !req
111. Have you just been hanging up
by the ceiling to make that entrance?Copy !req
112. No... Yeah.Copy !req
113. I haven't been busy
the last couple of days.Copy !req
114. Anyway, I couldn't help but overhear,Copy !req
115. and I'd like to humbly offer
my unparalleled expertise as an air seamanCopy !req
116. to coach the Skylanders to victory.Copy !req
117. Sorry, not to burst your bubble,Copy !req
118. but I'm coaching
the Skylanders to victory.Copy !req
119. Well, not to clip your wings,
but I have more experience on a ship.Copy !req
120. And I have more experience
working one-on-one with the Skylanders.Copy !req
121. Sure, but can you do this?Copy !req
122. - How did you do that?Copy !req
123. I must admit, you both make good points.Copy !req
124. Therefore, I agree.
You can both train the team together.Copy !req
125. - Absolutely no way.
- I'm not sharing the bill.Copy !req
126. Come on, guys.
Let's work together as one.Copy !req
127. Like friends.Copy !req
128. Like friends with big heartsCopy !req
129. which are full of friendly affection
for each other.Copy !req
130. Big, true hearts.Copy !req
131. Seriously? Nothing?Copy !req
132. Welcome
to the annual Skylands 500,Copy !req
133. presented this year
by Beard Spray for men,Copy !req
134. as featured on the popular podcast,
About A Beard.Copy !req
135. - Beard Spray for men...Copy !req
136. when you just can't grow one
on your own.Copy !req
137. I didn't even pay him to say that.Copy !req
138. - Yeah!Copy !req
139. Well, here it is, the big moment.Copy !req
140. Now, let's get to work.Copy !req
141. Bring me my captain's log,
and my captain's telescope,Copy !req
142. and my captain's grilled cheese sandwich
with the captain's crusts cut off.Copy !req
143. I have a good feeling about this.Copy !req
144. Wait, what?Copy !req
145. The only way we're gonna win this race
is without you as captain.Copy !req
146. I don't understand.
I thought you said I had one more chance.Copy !req
147. Yeah, but then we talked about it
and decided... nah.Copy !req
148. Traitors! I'll get you for this!Copy !req
149. Also, don't think this lets you
off the hook for that grilled cheese.Copy !req
150. Captain Flynn, I've thought about it,Copy !req
151. and I think we should put our differences
aside for the greater good.Copy !req
152. The only way we'll win this race
is if we work together.Copy !req
153. I'm glad you finally came around,
Iron Eagle.Copy !req
154. I agree, and I'm sure
both of our unique coaching stylesCopy !req
155. will work in tandem with one another.Copy !req
156. Like peanut butter and mustard,Copy !req
157. which may sound gross,Copy !req
158. but they're the only two condiments
I have in the fridge, so deal with it.Copy !req
159. Fantastic.
Then let's get to work, shall we?Copy !req
160. Okay, box, I'm gonna open you
if it's the last thing I do.Copy !req
161. Which, judging by Strykore's threats,
it just might be.Copy !req
162. True of heart.Copy !req
163. True of heart.Copy !req
164. Thank you, box.Copy !req
165. I'm sorry, box.Copy !req
166. Who's a shiny, pretty box?Copy !req
167. You are! Yes, you are.Copy !req
168. Why won't you just open?Copy !req
169. You're making it really hard
for me to want to be true of heart!Copy !req
170. All racers, get ready.Copy !req
171. May the best man, woman,
greeble, werewolf,Copy !req
172. lava guy, sentient chili pepper, win!Copy !req
173. Ready, set... fly!Copy !req
174. - Come on!Copy !req
175. Okay, skymaggots.Copy !req
176. Hoist the mainsail!
Turn the crank!Copy !req
177. Toggle the throttle!
Swab the deck!Copy !req
178. - Stand at attention!
- Huh?Copy !req
179. - Keep it moving!
- Atta girl, Stealth Elf.Copy !req
180. Looking good, Eruptor.Copy !req
181. "A" for effort, Pop.
You'll get 'em next time, slugger.Copy !req
182. Eruptor, raise the anchor!Copy !req
183. But if you can't manage it, it's A-okay.Copy !req
184. But do it right now!Copy !req
185. Or whenever you feel ready.
- Whoa!Copy !req
186. Whoa!Copy !req
187. Something seems to be amiss
with the Skylanders.Copy !req
188. The Dread Yacht
has fallen into last place.Copy !req
189. This update brought to you
by Beard Spray for teens.Copy !req
190. When you just can't wait to grow a beard.Copy !req
191. Man, I can't believe it.
This guy's coaching is out of control.Copy !req
192. Ugh, I know.
Flynn really needs to be more supportive.Copy !req
193. What? I was talking about Jet-Vac.
He's a total softy.Copy !req
194. Flynn's coaching style
is exactly the kind of motivation we need.Copy !req
195. - Yeah!Copy !req
196. Anything below first place is last,
as far as I'm concerned.Copy !req
197. So from now on,
we're gonna go do things my way.Copy !req
198. Break time's over!Copy !req
199. Whoo!Copy !req
200. That's more like it!
Move, move, move!Copy !req
201. - Are you proud of me now, Dad?
- Flynn, what are you doing?Copy !req
202. Studies have shown
that this type of aggressive behaviorCopy !req
203. will only stifle teamwork
and productivity.Copy !req
204. Oh, yeah?
Well, I eat studies for breakfast.Copy !req
205. Usually with peanut butter and mustard
because that's all we've got.Copy !req
206. Besides, my way produces results. See?Copy !req
207. And the Dread Yacht
is gaining ground!Copy !req
208. They're passing the Mabu ship.Copy !req
209. And the Greebles.Copy !req
210. And Dougie the Squirrel.Copy !req
211. Well, I must admit,
we are making impressive time.Copy !req
212. Of course we are.Copy !req
213. My methods are foolproof.
I've thought of everything.Copy !req
214. Too tired.
Need rest.Copy !req
215. Can't keep going.Copy !req
216. Ah, exhaustion.Copy !req
217. Guess I didn't think of that.Copy !req
218. Uh-oh, the Dread Yacht
is once again lagging behind.Copy !req
219. They're up, they're down.Copy !req
220. When will they stop toying
with my fragile emotions?Copy !req
221. Things are really clipping along
without that doofus Kaos.Copy !req
222. Yep, ever since I took over as captain,
it's been smooth sailing.Copy !req
223. You? Obviously, I'm the new captain.Copy !req
224. And how do you figure that?
It was my idea to lock Kaos up!Copy !req
225. Now see,
that's real leaderizing right there.Copy !req
226. But it was my idea
to mutiny in the first place.Copy !req
227. So, we're the captain!Copy !req
228. Or, another way to look at it—
I'm the captainCopy !req
229. since I've seen
all your weirdest dreamsCopy !req
230. and won't hesitate
to use them as blackmail.Copy !req
231. - You wouldn't dare.
- Two words, bub.Copy !req
232. Kitten carnival.Copy !req
233. I'm a failure.Copy !req
234. I failed at getting treasure,Copy !req
235. failed at finding Arkus,
failed at getting my grilled cheese.Copy !req
236. Wait a second!Copy !req
237. I have dark magic powers,
for crying out loud!Copy !req
238. All right, team,
Flynn's methods were a bust,Copy !req
239. so now we're doing things my way.Copy !req
240. Let's get positive.Copy !req
241. Hey there, ol' champ.
Looking good.Copy !req
242. Remember, it's not about winning,
it's about having fun.Copy !req
243. Hiya, Elf.
Look what I've got.Copy !req
244. Orange slices!Copy !req
245. A fun snack for a fun race!Copy !req
246. And here's some great news.Copy !req
247. Whether we win or lose,
you'll all be getting a ribbon.Copy !req
248. You get a ribbon.
You get a ribbon.Copy !req
249. Everybody gets a ribbon!Copy !req
250. Positive reinforcement and gentle support.Copy !req
251. Now that's how you do it.Copy !req
252. Give me that wheel.Copy !req
253. - No, it's mine!Copy !req
254. I'm the captain!Copy !req
255. No, we're the captain!Copy !req
256. This isn't fair!Copy !req
257. I don't have appendages!Copy !req
258. No one brought me my grilled cheese!Copy !req
259. - Who's captain now?Copy !req
260. Just to clarify,
that was a rhetorical question.Copy !req
261. It's me!Copy !req
262. - No!Copy !req
263. Oh, major equipment malfunction here.Copy !req
264. This is so serious,
I am using my intense quiet voice.Copy !req
265. Okay, team, you heard the captain.Copy !req
266. Barely.
Time for us to repair the ship.Copy !req
267. Let's put a little spring in our step,
shall we?Copy !req
268. But that doesn't sound fun.Copy !req
269. Well, some things are funCopy !req
270. and some things
are life-threatening emergencies.Copy !req
271. This happens to be the latter.Copy !req
272. But will you be proud of us
whether we succeed or fail?Copy !req
273. Of course I'll be proud of you.Copy !req
274. But probably more proud if we don't crash
to the ground in a fiery heap.Copy !req
275. What the heck is going on?Copy !req
276. Stabilizers are blown.
We're going down.Copy !req
277. What?Copy !req
278. I said the stabilizers are blown out!
We're going down!Copy !req
279. Sorry, I was using
my extremely serious, near-silent voice.Copy !req
280. - Whoa!Copy !req
281. You know, if we'd just stuck
with my original method,Copy !req
282. we'd be sailing along comfortablyCopy !req
283. instead of plummeting to the ground
very uncomfortably.Copy !req
284. Your method?Copy !req
285. It was only after you'd exhausted
all the SkylandersCopy !req
286. that I had to jump in and save the day.Copy !req
287. How's that truth taste, huh?Copy !req
288. Better than your stupid orange slices.Copy !req
289. Don't you dare talk that way
about his orange slices!Copy !req
290. Hey! What are we fighting over?Copy !req
291. There's no one strategy
that's going to get us out of this.Copy !req
292. That's the whole point of the Skylanders.Copy !req
293. We're all disparate creaturesCopy !req
294. with different strengths,
backgrounds, and powers.Copy !req
295. It's our diversity that makes us
such a powerful group!Copy !req
296. So let me ask you this:
are we gonna crash,Copy !req
297. or are we gonna do something about it?Copy !req
298. Oh, man!
I haven't studied for this test.Copy !req
299. Spyro's right, team.
Let's all hop to it.Copy !req
300. We can do this together.Copy !req
301. Man, you are one tough nut to crack.Copy !req
302. All right, kids, hoist that sail,
raise that anchor, and turn that crank!Copy !req
303. And at your own pace.
Don't want you to pull a hammy.Copy !req
304. And I believe in you, but let's get
a bit of hustle going, shall we?Copy !req
305. The Dread Yacht is back
in the thick of things, folks.Copy !req
306. This is starting to get interesting.Copy !req
307. Not that it hasn't been already.Copy !req
308. Please.
Please don't change the channel.Copy !req
309. - Faster, Wolfgang,Copy !req
310. - or it's the kennel for you.Copy !req
311. Step it up, Pepper Jack,
unless you want to be pickled.Copy !req
312. I'll never go back
to being a pickled pepper.Copy !req
313. Not after that Peter Piper
tried to pick me!Copy !req
314. Captain, I see something in the distance.Copy !req
315. The Skylanders?Copy !req
316. Eh, they're no concern of ours.
Look how far away they are.Copy !req
317. I'm no expert,Copy !req
318. but I'm pretty sure you're looking through
the wrong end of the telescope, Captain.Copy !req
319. I knew that!Copy !req
320. They're right on top of us!Copy !req
321. Double your efforts, everyone, now!Copy !req
322. It's Kaos and the Skylanders
battling for the lead.Copy !req
323. Going to be a photo finish here, folks.Copy !req
324. Come on, Skylanders.
I have faith in you.Copy !req
325. And I have 50 bucks on them to win.Copy !req
326. Plus faith.Copy !req
327. We're gonna do it, guys.
Just a little further to the finish line.Copy !req
328. Cripes! Busted rotor.Copy !req
329. No need to panic.
We can fix this.Copy !req
330. I need someone to grab me
a lemonhead screwdriver from below deck.Copy !req
331. On it!Copy !req
332. What the heck's
a lemonhead screwdriver anyway?Copy !req
333. I'm gonna go out on a limb
and say this is probably it.Copy !req
334. What are you doing?
Why are you helping them?Copy !req
335. I'm— I'm not.Copy !req
336. I was— I was looking for you!
Oh, there you are!Copy !req
337. This could be our one chance
to take over the SkylandsCopy !req
338. and finally destroy the Skylanders.Copy !req
339. You do want that, don't you?Copy !req
340. Yeah, uh, about that.Copy !req
341. I've been doing some thinking.Copy !req
342. Maybe we don't have to destroy
the Skylanders after we get the Iron Fist.Copy !req
343. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
344. - Oh!Copy !req
345. What's keeping Spyro
with that lemonhead screwdriver?Copy !req
346. I'll go check on him.Copy !req
347. I mean, the Skylands
are a pretty big place, right?Copy !req
348. Maybe we can live there together.Copy !req
349. - I knew I couldn't trust you with this!
- Ahh!Copy !req
350. Not only have you failed
to complete the mission,Copy !req
351. but you've grown soft in the meantime.Copy !req
352. Master, please.
Let's be reasonable here.Copy !req
353. - Master?Copy !req
354. Elf, it's not what it looks like.Copy !req
355. It looks like you were turned evilCopy !req
356. and have been working
as a mole for Strykore.Copy !req
357. Okay, then it's exactly
what it looks like.Copy !req
358. My best friend...Copy !req
359. an agent of evil.Copy !req
360. Listen, Elf, I can explain.
I've changed!Copy !req
361. Well, that's news to me.Copy !req
362. Just wait till everyone hears about this.Copy !req
363. Stop her at all costs!Copy !req
364. I can't! She's... she's my friend.Copy !req
365. I warned you.
Time to tighten my grip.Copy !req
366. Hey, everyone! Ah!Copy !req
367. Whoo! This is bad.Copy !req
368. They're approaching
the finish!Copy !req
369. But the Skylanders
are falling behind againCopy !req
370. with no regard to my emotional state!Copy !req
371. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
372. And in a stunning upset,
the Skylands 500 has been wonCopy !req
373. - by Kaos and the Doom Raiders.Copy !req
374. Brought to you
by Beard Spray for babies.Copy !req
375. Because it's never too early.Copy !req
376. We lost?Copy !req
377. This isn't supposed to happen.Copy !req
378. Yes, yes!
I did it, I did it!Copy !req
379. I finally won something!Copy !req
380. I told you ingrates that I was
the greatest pirate captain of all time.Copy !req
381. And now we have the prize money
to prove it.Copy !req
382. Yes indeed, Captain.
We do have the prize money now.Copy !req
383. Which means we no longer need a captain.Copy !req
384. Oh!Copy !req
385. It's everything I hoped it would be.Copy !req
386. You're not gonna get away that easily.Copy !req
387. I can't.Copy !req
388. Huh?Copy !req
389. Uh...Copy !req
390. I don't believe it.
It's finally open!Copy !req
391. Huh?Copy !req
392. Oh, right.
I can fly.Copy !req
393. The map to Arkus!Copy !req
394. Father will be so proud of me.Copy !req
395. No! Get back here! That's mine!Copy !req
396. Elf, what happened?Copy !req
397. - Spyro is working for Strykore.
Wait.Copy !req
398. You're telling me that Spyro, our Spyro...Copy !req
399. - our best friend...Copy !req
400. Is evil.Copy !req