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If you’ve ever worked in retail, you’ve dealt with nasty customers. But what if the good customers are worse than the bad ones?

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1. Skull-face Bookseller Honda-san

2. Staff Picks

3. Anime adaptations

4. New books

5. Released today

6. Autographed Books

7. Children's books

8. Sale

9. Books

10. The Alternate Skull-face Bookseller Honda-san

11. Autographed books

12. Books

13. Pardon me...

14. You aren't selling the Ju*p Comics

15. that goes on sale tomorrow early, are you?

16. We aren't.

17. It's on sale tomorrow.

18. You suck!

19. Released Today

20. This shop oughta go out of business.

21. Um... Are you okay?

22. Yes.

23. My apologies for the disruption.

24. Store staff

25. Ah, there you are.

26. Good work, Honda.

27. Good work.

28. Sorry, a customer had me.

29. We're getting a lot of inquiries today, huh?

30. Yes.

31. It's busy in the shop, so I was prepared, but...

32. Oh, Honda-san.

33. How was the shelf?

34. Is something wrong?

35. The books get moved on their own these days.

36. I thought it might be due to shoplifting, so I had him patrol.

37. Right.

38. I saw someone who was suspicious earlier, but I lost sight of them.

39. Really?

40. What were they like?

41. Um...

42. It was a yokai with three eyes, an intense glare, and...

43. He seemed more like a hitman than a shoplifter.

44. He's been wandering around the shop the whole time.

45. That's Shoplift G-Man.

46. G-Man?!

47. Hey.

48. Good work out there.

49. I feel like his intensity makes him less effective as a patrol.

50. About the books that were misplaced...

51. I found out why.

52. So was it a shoplifter?

53. No, it was a normal customer.

54. Apparently they wanted to give it more exposure because they like the book.

55. This deserves to be noticed more...

56. Jeez, that's so confusing.

57. Thanks, but no thanks.

58. Also, unrelated to that,

59. there was an unusual pile of books in the middle of the BL section.

60. You went into the BL section? With that stare?

61. There is a chance that a shoplifter tried to take them.

62. Please be careful.

63. U-Uh, excuse me...

64. Chief Armor was holding those this morning.

65. Ding dong ding dong

66. She probably left them there in the middle of doing other work.

67. Put them where they belong.

68. T-Tell her that.

69. So, where is said Section Chief?

70. I saw her go behind the counter.

71. Again, this is something we ask of all of our customers.

72. It's that guy again.

73. Ah.

74. As this is a popular product,

75. we kindly ask that each customer purchases only one.

76. I'm quite the regular customer, aren't I?

77. At least, I thought so.

78. Though I don't know how you feel about me.

79. I can't say I like being treated the same way

80. as all the other customers.

81. C'mon.

82. I'm buying them.

83. I can't accept the way you're treating me.

84. He's talking crazy.

85. He wasn't this weird before.

86. I don't think he can even realizes it anymore.

87. I called the department head, though.

88. They said they're coming.

89. Oh, good.

90. That's a relief.

91. Wait, that's bad!

92. Section Chief Armor!

93. I guess I should tell you...

94. I'd like copies that neither you nor other customers have touched!

95. I do tend to be pretty picky about that kind of thing!

96. Shoot, he's scaring the other customers away!

97. That bastard...

98. Is there nothing we can do?

99. It's no use.

100. He's a regular here.

101. He's not going to listen to the staff he recognizes.

102. Abracadabra! Hurgleburgle! Wharrgarble!

103. Then let's get Assistant Manager Majutsushi to go out as a customer

104. and fight him, since he doesn't know him.

105. I don't know how to ask him.

106. With all due respect,

107. any more and you're going to disturb the other customers.

108. Disturb them? Me?

109. I don't appreciate that kind of language!

110. Section Chief!

111. Sir, I apologize for the long wait.

112. Manga Department Head Tengai

113. I'm the manga department head, Tengai.

114. It would be my pleasure to assist you from here on.

115. Right.

116. You'd called in the department head.

117. Thank goodness for our department head.

118. Cool, back to work.

119. End

120. You Can Quit Your Job Whenever You Want

121. Staff Only

122. Sold out?!

123. What the hell?

124. How can you run out so quickly?

125. My apologies, that book happens to be extremely popular.

126. Unbelievable!

127. You'd better be paying for my time and phone bills.

128. You can't, can you?

129. I'm very sorry.

130. I'm never buying from your crappy store again!

131. Are you all right?

132. Yeah, I guess.

133. No, honestly, I was scared shitless.

134. There, there.

135. You did good.

136. Honestly, I wasn't sure when I would just softly hang up the phone.

137. I want to become a clam...

138. That's what scared you?

139. That's hyperbole, of course,

140. but it's true that I become wary about customer questions

141. when I get those calls.

142. Pardon me.

143. Yes?

144. I'm looking for this book.

145. This book is probably in another section.

146. Shall I have it brought over?

147. Oh, which section is it?

148. I can go there myself.

149. It's been a long time since I've been at a bookstore.

150. I'm so excited.

151. Oh, really?

152. I drop by every now and then, and every time,

153. I'm reminded that I love bookstores.

154. You must be the same way.

155. I can't cry at the storefront!

156. Sob sob sob

157. What's wrong, Honda?!

158. Did you get pollen allergies alone somehow?!

159. I just had a terrifying customer,

160. and then a saintly one right after, and I lost myself.

161. Oh, you scared me.

162. I get that, though.

163. Nice customers have awesome healing properties.

164. Yup.

165. There, there, have a drink.

166. Have some of my chocolates.

167. Thank you.

168. You can quit work whenever you want.

169. You don't have to do anything that'll make you so miserable that you wanna cry.

170. Totally.

171. So it's when the healing stops working that it's time to move on, I guess.

172. Did you know, Kami-chan?

173. "You can whenever you want" is the same as "You never will."

174. Hey, that's not fair.

175. Ah, there you are.

176. Honda-san, a customer's looking for you.

177. Oh, okay.

178. I'll be right there.

179. Oh, there you are, sir!

180. Look, I bought it!

181. Thank you so much!

182. I just wanted to thank you.

183. Sorry to waste your time.

184. No...

185. You came back just to tell me?

186. She's too nice.

187. Oh, no.

188. What if I get another terrifying customer after so much kindness?

189. You're way too negative!

190. But...

191. It's easier to be thankful if you expect the customers to be terrible,

192. but they turn out to be nice.

193. What are you, a professional edgelord?

194. I don't like putting myself in scary situations.

195. Welcome.

196. Thank you for waiting.

197. But when the bell goes off, I've already forgotten.