1. Me, you and JJ. Best mates for life.Copy !req
2. You love him.Copy !req
3. You love him.
No.Copy !req
4. You love the lips.Copy !req
5. When I'm with you,Copy !req
6. I feel like I'm a better person.
I feel happier.Copy !req
7. Take them at
breakfast and supper, OK?Copy !req
8. Makes you tell the truth, allegedly.Copy !req
9. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
10. There you go.Copy !req
11. Cookie's always got nothing.
That's why I do her pal.Copy !req
12. That's why I pop Panda.Copy !req
13. Panda's popped.Copy !req
14. It's well bad, JJ.Copy !req
15. I'm officially off the rails.Copy !req
16. This programme contains strong
language, violence and scenes
of drug use.Copy !req
17. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
18. Jack-a-fucking-NORY!Copy !req
19. Wow.Copy !req
20. 'Hi, you're through to
Freddie's Dyslexia helpline.Copy !req
21. 'Please leave a massage.'Copy !req
22. Stephen Fry.Copy !req
23. Bastard.Copy !req
24. Nelson Mandela.Copy !req
25. Bastard. Bastard. Bastard.Copy !req
26. Oh, big, fat, ugly Irish bastard!Copy !req
27. What are you doing?Copy !req
28. Oh, I'm just looking at pictures of
men, saying which ones are bastards.Copy !req
29. Oh, I'm just looking at pictures of
men, saying which ones are bastards.
Nice...Copy !req
30. Cook's gone.Copy !req
31. Mm-hm.Copy !req
32. We broke up.Copy !req
33. Yeah. Never mind, sweetheart.Copy !req
34. You OK?Copy !req
35. Yeah.Copy !req
36. It's just gonna make it
really hard raising our baby.Copy !req
37. Yeah.Copy !req
38. CRASHCopy !req
39. Bastard.Copy !req
40. Karen, I told you...Copy !req
41. Hi, Effy.Copy !req
42. Babe, not being funny, but you look
like microwaved shit. What's up?Copy !req
43. Nothing.Copy !req
44. Oh, my God, it's really good you're
here, actually. You can drive, right?Copy !req
45. Yeah. Why?Copy !req
46. Cos... Me and Freddie are having
a party tonight, in the woods...Copy !req
47. What's it called again, honey?Copy !req
48. Gobblers End.Copy !req
49. That's right. You should come!Copy !req
50. I was gonna borrow my dad's car,Copy !req
51. but now he has to...Copy !req
52. .. take Karen to an audition.Copy !req
53. We're always doing that!Copy !req
54. Maybe. I have to ask my mum
if I can borrow the car.Copy !req
55. Cool. Can we ask you
something, though?Copy !req
56. Me and Freddie want this
to be like, a quiet thing,Copy !req
57. not some kind of...
what did I call it before?Copy !req
58. Pikey hoe-down.Copy !req
59. Thanks, babe.Copy !req
60. So?Copy !req
61. So Cook's not invited.Copy !req
62. Cos we don't like him.Copy !req
63. Like I said.
I have to ask my mum.Copy !req
64. OK. Well, you just have a little
think about it and let us know, yeah?Copy !req
65. I'm going to have a shower.Copy !req
66. You coming, juicy?Copy !req
67. Yeah. In a minute, hon. Yeah.Copy !req
68. You should come.Copy !req
69. You want me to come?Copy !req
70. Why are you here?Copy !req
71. Came to tell you something.Copy !req
72. Yeah?Copy !req
73. Your shed's changed.Copy !req
74. Effy...Copy !req
75. I'll see you later, yeah?Copy !req
76. Effy...Copy !req
77. All right? Take me to your kitchen!Copy !req
78. Your daughter's in for
a fucking treat.Copy !req
79. Four courses, real fancy shit.Copy !req
80. Pesto. Salmon. Salad.Copy !req
81. Love, she's gone.Copy !req
82. OK. What time's she back?Copy !req
83. Oh, not till tomorrow. They've gone
to some party at Gobblers End.Copy !req
84. Nah... Nah.Copy !req
85. Nah, cos we're supposed
to hang out tonight.Copy !req
86. Was that before you broke up
or after?Copy !req
87. I bought a fucking gateau.Copy !req
88. Black Forest...Copy !req
89. Oh. My favourite. Cheers.Copy !req
90. Can't talk now, Mum.
Later. Later, OK? Bye.Copy !req
91. You sure this is the right way?Copy !req
92. That's what the map says!Copy !req
93. Oh, my God!Copy !req
94. No we haven't...Copy !req
95. Yes, we have!Copy !req
96. Well, whatever!Copy !req
97. Where do we go now?Copy !req
98. Right. Yes. Turn right.Copy !req
99. You're not indicating.Copy !req
100. No, that's left!Copy !req
101. Turn right and go straight on...Copy !req
102. I'm sure it's left, right, Fred?Copy !req
103. What are we doing?Copy !req
104. This isn't the right way,
I told you!Copy !req
105. Stupid piece of crap.Copy !req
106. We're just gonna have to
ask someone for directions.Copy !req
107. Who?Copy !req
108. Hello? Hello?
Is anybody here? For fuck's sake!Copy !req
109. Excuse me, gentlemen,
could you tell meCopy !req
110. how to get to Gobblers End, please?Copy !req
111. Well, I wouldn't start from here,
love. No, I reckon I could show you.Copy !req
112. Well, I wouldn't start from here,
love. No, I reckon I could show you.
Great.Copy !req
113. All right.Copy !req
114. Listen to the nice man, Freddie.Copy !req
115. Come on.Copy !req
116. Right. Gobblers Knob...Copy !req
117. Gobblers End, you call it...Copy !req
118. See the roundabout?Copy !req
119. Well, go back there...Copy !req
120. Anybody here? Hello, hello...Copy !req
121. Second on the right.
You got that?Copy !req
122. Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
123. Hey.Copy !req
124. You kids want to see
something before you go?Copy !req
125. Are you leaving
something for me, lovely?Copy !req
126. Let me out, please.Copy !req
127. Cos I've got something for you.Copy !req
128. Get out of the way!Copy !req
129. Little tradition of ours.Copy !req
130. Hang on, mate, do you really think...Copy !req
131. Shut up, kid.Copy !req
132. Come on, sweetheart,
you know you want it.Copy !req
133. Get off! Get off of me! Freddie!Copy !req
134. Freddie, help!Copy !req
135. You made me miss.Copy !req
136. Sorry, but...Copy !req
137. I've never... missed... before.Copy !req
138. All right! That's it,
that's enough, leave her alone!Copy !req
139. Go.Copy !req
140. Beware the moon.Copy !req
141. Whatever. Freak!Copy !req
142. Did you fucking see
the size of that gun?Copy !req
143. Did you fucking see
the size of that gun?
OK, let's get out of here.Copy !req
144. Did you see the size of the knife?Copy !req
145. Katie, what happened?Copy !req
146. Fucking hell. I don't know,
he just started shouting at me.
I didn't even do anything.Copy !req
147. Panda?Copy !req
148. Thomas, is she OK?Copy !req
149. Um, Eff?Copy !req
150. It's them. It's them.
Freds... Freds...Copy !req
151. Oh, my god... Shit!
Calm down, calm down.Copy !req
152. Just stay calm. It's probably
nothing. Just chill out.Copy !req
153. HORN BLARESCopy !req
154. Roll that down.
Roll the fucking window down.Copy !req
155. What are they doing? Eff...Copy !req
156. Pull the car over. Stop the car.Copy !req
157. Stop the car now!Copy !req
158. Effy, stop the car!Copy !req
159. Wankers.Copy !req
160. Effy!Copy !req
161. Are they gone? Christ...Copy !req
162. I think we should go home.Copy !req
163. They're gone now. We're safe.Copy !req
164. As long as we, "Beware the moon".Copy !req
165. Obviously.Copy !req
166. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
167. It's not fucking funny!Copy !req
168. All right, babes. Chill out.Copy !req
169. Sorry. I was...Copy !req
170. Come on. Not far now.Copy !req
171. It's so heavy.Copy !req
172. OK. This way, right, Freds?Copy !req
173. Yep!Copy !req
174. You'll like it here, mate.
It's all right.Copy !req
175. So what's the deal with Thomas?Copy !req
176. I don't know!Copy !req
177. Cook, like, had carnal relations
with Pandora!Copy !req
178. Don't call it that.Copy !req
179. His girlfriend's a no-good hussy and
he's acting like everything's fine!Copy !req
180. It's messing with my head!Copy !req
181. How you doing, mate?Copy !req
182. Wasn't expecting to see you tonight.Copy !req
183. I mean it's great you're here.Copy !req
184. Just thought. After what
Cook said at your gig.Copy !req
185. I would like that we keep
that between us for now, yes?Copy !req
186. Yeah. Yeah, course. Whatever you say.Copy !req
187. Freddie! Is this the right way?Copy !req
188. That's right, sweetheart.
Just up here.Copy !req
189. Owww!Copy !req
190. Panda. Are you all right?Copy !req
191. Yeah! Fine!Copy !req
192. I mean, relationships just can't
stay the same, can they?Copy !req
193. Can't always be lovely and lush
and not full of weird silences
all the time.Copy !req
194. People can't always be perfect
cos that's not real, is it?Copy !req
195. It's not real cos things change.
Don't they?Copy !req
196. Yeah.Copy !req
197. They do.Copy !req
198. But you can tell me.Copy !req
199. If something's up, I can help you.Copy !req
200. Everything's great.Copy !req
201. I love Thomas, he loves me,Copy !req
202. everything's just,
tickety-flippin-boo!Copy !req
203. OK, if you say so.
Look what I found.Copy !req
204. Shroooms.Copy !req
205. Are they funny ones?Copy !req
206. Uh-huh.Copy !req
207. What are you doing? >Copy !req
208. Found some shrooms. Want some?Copy !req
209. No!Copy !req
210. How d'you know
they're not poisonous?Copy !req
211. I don't want you ruining my
party by, like, vomming blood!Copy !req
212. And this isn't supposed to
be that kind of party, Eff.Copy !req
213. It's just drinks and sausages.Copy !req
214. No mushrooms.Copy !req
215. Whoa, mushrooms!Copy !req
216. Who's got mushrooms?Copy !req
217. Give me some!Copy !req
218. Freddie!Copy !req
219. What? Chill out.Copy !req
220. Did I hear mushrooms?Copy !req
221. Emily! Don't you fucking dare! >Copy !req
222. Don't listen to her, Ems.Copy !req
223. All part of the fun, I suppose.Copy !req
224. Come on, Panda. Live a little.Copy !req
225. No, thanks! Love is our drug!Copy !req
226. Sometimes you need a little
more sugar in your bowl, though.Copy !req
227. C'est vrai ca, ma jolie?Copy !req
228. Go on, Panda.Copy !req
229. Eurggh.Copy !req
230. Minging.Copy !req
231. Don't cry.Copy !req
232. Don't fucking cry.Copy !req
233. How long till it kicks in, Eff?Copy !req
234. Not long.Copy !req
235. I am so fucked. Do I look fucked?Copy !req
236. Eff? Listen, before.
In the shed.Copy !req
237. I was just... I just wondered...
What were you gonna say?Copy !req
238. I'll tell you later. Bye.Copy !req
239. Katie's cold.Copy !req
240. Cos that's what it's about, isn't
it? Forget all that other shit,Copy !req
241. cos it's not about that,
it's about everything else.Copy !req
242. Like when you open your eyes in
the night and you see that face...Copy !req
243. ..you see that face...Copy !req
244. Listen, Effy. I didn't even
want you here in the first place
and you've ruined my night.Copy !req
245. The only reason I invited you
here was because you can drive
and you're embarrassingyourself.Copy !req
246. It's pretty sad. Throwing yourself
at your mates' boyfriends, really.Copy !req
247. Katie, come sit down.Copy !req
248. I'm not being nasty or anything!
I don't even think
you realise you're doing it,Copy !req
249. it's just it makes you look
like a desperate whore.Copy !req
250. Who moved the stuff?Copy !req
251. What?Copy !req
252. Who moved the stuff?Copy !req
253. The bags are gone.Copy !req
254. What are you talking about?Copy !req
255. For God's sakes.Copy !req
256. This is so not funny, guys.Copy !req
257. Chill out, somebody...Copy !req
258. Turn the music off!Copy !req
259. Oh, shit!Copy !req
260. RUSTLINGCopy !req
261. Eff, I don't like it!Copy !req
262. It's OK, Panda.Copy !req
263. GUNFIRE CONTINUESCopy !req
264. Turn the lights off now.
Everything off.Copy !req
265. Quick. JJ, get that fire out!Copy !req
266. Shh. Everyone, round the fire!
Get down, get down.Copy !req
267. RUSTLINGCopy !req
268. CREAKINGCopy !req
269. DISTORTED SCREAMING >Copy !req
270. ENGINE ROARSCopy !req
271. THUD!Copy !req
272. What the fuck do you think
you're playing at? You fucking
idiot. You nearly had...Copy !req
273. Jesus!Copy !req
274. You fucking prick!Copy !req
275. I should fucking kill you!Copy !req
276. You scared the shit out of us,
stupid prick. It wasn't me!Copy !req
277. There were psychos in
the woods with a gun!Copy !req
278. I saw them nick your
stuff so they started shooting.
They're fucking mental!Copy !req
279. Shut up. Joke's over.Copy !req
280. Bloody scared us,
you stupid fucking tosser.Copy !req
281. All right, calm down.Copy !req
282. I took your sodding
knapsacks, children.Copy !req
283. They're just poachers,
you daft wankers. Poachers?Copy !req
284. After rabbits and shit. Not you.
I was just trying to freak you out.Copy !req
285. Why?Copy !req
286. Cos I thought it'd be funny!
And it totally was!Copy !req
287. Ooh, turn off the lights!
Ooh, we're going to die!Copy !req
288. What the fuck are you doing here?Copy !req
289. I smell a shindig, I'm there.Copy !req
290. Well, you weren't invited
so you can just fuck off!Copy !req
291. Aw! But we're having
such a nice time!Copy !req
292. Your tits look fucking mint from
this angle by the way, Kit Kat.Copy !req
293. What is your fucking problem?Copy !req
294. What is your fucking problem?
Come on then, Rambo.Copy !req
295. What do you want? My fucking blood?Copy !req
296. Cos you've fucking
taken everything else!Copy !req
297. You've taken fucking JJ and now
he's nicking her off me as well!Copy !req
298. She hasn't told you, has she?Copy !req
299. Fuck me,
I'm so glad I didn't miss this.Copy !req
300. What's going on?Copy !req
301. Effy doesn't want me any more.Copy !req
302. Do you, princess?Copy !req
303. No.Copy !req
304. So?Copy !req
305. Why should we care?
Freddie's with me now.Copy !req
306. Right, Freddie?Copy !req
307. Freddie?Copy !req
308. Freddie!Copy !req
309. Right.Copy !req
310. I'm going for a walk.Copy !req
311. Katie.Copy !req
312. Well, I think she took
that pretty well, don't you?Copy !req
313. Just go!Copy !req
314. No-one wants you here!
No-one likes you! Just fucking go!Copy !req
315. Do what he says. Fuck Off.Copy !req
316. Whatever.Copy !req
317. Have nice lives, all of youse.Copy !req
318. You coming?Copy !req
319. Nah, yeah, stay here.
With your friends.Copy !req
320. Look at them.
Look at their little faces.Copy !req
321. You're all such whizzo
chums, aren't you?Copy !req
322. Ain't that right, Eff?
Ain't that right, Panda?Copy !req
323. Panda's been worried lately, Eff.Copy !req
324. Says you don't see each
other as much as you used to.Copy !req
325. That right, Panda?Copy !req
326. I said to her, "Cupcake,
maybe if you didn't spend as much
time with my cock in your mouth."Copy !req
327. Shut up! Shut up!
Come on, Thomas, let's go!Copy !req
328. Stop! It's fine.Copy !req
329. I know.Copy !req
330. Know what?Copy !req
331. Wait.Copy !req
332. It was one time, right?Copy !req
333. Your party.Copy !req
334. It was only once, right?Copy !req
335. I need to sit down now.Copy !req
336. Um, sorry, slugger,Copy !req
337. I don't think you heard.Copy !req
338. Me. Fucked.Copy !req
339. Your. Girlfriend.Copy !req
340. Like, multiple times.Copy !req
341. What do you want me to say?Copy !req
342. I don't want you to say anything!
Hit me.Copy !req
343. Come on!Copy !req
344. Come on, hit me!Copy !req
345. You are such a sad little boy.Copy !req
346. Thomas, please. I stopped it.
I love you. Just give me a chance.Copy !req
347. I have given you chances!
And you have not taken them!
Time and again you've lied to me!Copy !req
348. It's too late now!Copy !req
349. I fell in love with this girl,
she was good.Copy !req
350. She was honest...Copy !req
351. and doughnuts and...Copy !req
352. Now she is gone and this new one,
I don't like her.Copy !req
353. She makes my heart hurt.Copy !req
354. Please, please, Thomas, come back.Copy !req
355. Effy, are you OK?Copy !req
356. I'm really tripping,
there's something on me.Copy !req
357. Effy. Effy, calm down.Copy !req
358. Get off me! Get off me!Copy !req
359. Calm down! It's me!Copy !req
360. Effy, wait! Effy!Copy !req
361. RUSTLINGCopy !req
362. Who's that?Copy !req
363. Effy?Copy !req
364. Is that you?Copy !req
365. It's all right. It's me.
Why are you crying?Copy !req
366. I... I don't know.Copy !req
367. Aww. Look at you.Copy !req
368. You're, like,
totally monged, aren't you?Copy !req
369. Oh.Copy !req
370. What?Copy !req
371. Fuck, there's loads of,
like, bugs in your hair!Copy !req
372. Where? Get them out!
Get them off me!Copy !req
373. Effy! Effy! What you doing?Copy !req
374. The bugs! The bugs!Copy !req
375. The bugs! The bugs!
What bugs? There's nothing there.Copy !req
376. Please don't take him from me.Copy !req
377. What?Copy !req
378. Freddie.
Please don't take him from me.Copy !req
379. Hey. Hey.Copy !req
380. Don't do that.Copy !req
381. Get your fucking hands off me!Copy !req
382. As if you could take him from me!
God, you're so up yourself!Copy !req
383. Your life's so shit,
you want to crap all over mine!Copy !req
384. Don't invite fucking
psychos to my partyCopy !req
385. and don't push your flat little
tits in my boyfriend's face, OK?Copy !req
386. I said, OK?
Cos I swear, babes, I'm serious,Copy !req
387. if you ever try and touch
anything that belongs to me
ever again, I will fuck you up.Copy !req
388. I said OK?Copy !req
389. I said OK?Copy !req
390. EERIE, AMBIENT MUSIC PLAYSCopy !req
391. Hit me.Copy !req
392. What?Copy !req
393. Just once.Copy !req
394. I want to feel something.Copy !req
395. Hit me!Copy !req
396. I dare you.Copy !req
397. Phew!Copy !req
398. Bit cramped in there. Me,
two girls and one tent - nightmare!Copy !req
399. You ladies like to wriggle,
don't you?Copy !req
400. Anyway.
I need a wee and a Tic Tac.Copy !req
401. Morning.Copy !req
402. Good morning.Copy !req
403. Anyone seen Pandora and Thomas?Copy !req
404. And where's Katie?
Thought she'd be with you, Fred.Copy !req
405. She's probably still asleep.Copy !req
406. Katie?Copy !req
407. Katie?Copy !req
408. Thomas has gone home. He's gone.Copy !req
409. I got to go now, please.Copy !req
410. Katie!Copy !req
411. Katie!Copy !req
412. Katie!Copy !req
413. Katie!Copy !req
414. Katie!Copy !req
415. Katie!Copy !req
416. Freddie!Copy !req
417. Yeah?Copy !req
418. Katie!Copy !req
419. Nothing.Copy !req
420. Just need to find her, OK?Copy !req
421. Katie!Copy !req
422. Katie!Copy !req
423. Katie!Copy !req
424. 'Are you saying you
don't know where you are?'Copy !req
425. No, I mean I can't find her.Copy !req
426. 'Why not?'Copy !req
427. Because I just fucking can't, OK!Copy !req
428. Just send an ambulance, will you?Copy !req
429. Keep calm... Calm down.Copy !req
430. I think I hit her.
No, I mean I can't find her.Copy !req
431. With a rock, and now she's...Copy !req
432. I was tripping, I didn't mean to.Copy !req
433. Please...Copy !req
434. Please...
How long does it take to have
a wee, Eff?Copy !req
435. 'Tell me where you are.'Copy !req
436. It's Gobblers End. Coming!Copy !req
437. 'Hi, this is Pandora.Copy !req
438. 'I can't get to the phone right now.
Please leave a message. Bye.'Copy !req
439. 'You're through to
Freddie's dyslexia helpline.'Copy !req
440. 'Hi, this is Emily, sorry I can't
take your call right now, but...Copy !req
441. 'Hi, this is Emily, sorry I can't
take your call right now, but...
'Naomi. I'm not here.
Wait for the beep.'Copy !req
442. 'JJ's phone. I can't take your call
so just leave me a message.'Copy !req
443. 'Please call again later.'Copy !req
444. Hi! Freddie, hi! Are you...Copy !req
445. 'I should've gone with her, Eff.Copy !req
446. 'Middle of the night,
I just let her go.Copy !req
447. 'She's got nine stitches in her head.Copy !req
448. 'She was lying in those
woods all night. Alone.Copy !req
449. 'Fuck knows what happened to her.Copy !req
450. 'She's not even woken up yet.'Copy !req
451. But she's OK, right?
She is OK?Copy !req
452. 'Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
453. 'Eff?Copy !req
454. 'Eff, you there?Copy !req
455. 'I gotta go. I'm meeting Em at the
hospital. Call you later.'Copy !req
456. 'I gotta go. I'm meeting Em at the
hospital. Call you later.'
Freddie, wait.Copy !req
457. LINE GOES DEADCopy !req
458. She woke up, then?Copy !req
459. Yeah. She woke up.Copy !req
460. Fred, listen, she... pulled my hair.Copy !req
461. So what? She pulled your hair
so you smashed her head open?Copy !req
462. It was an accident! I was tripping!Copy !req
463. She choked me, I couldn't breathe!Copy !req
464. I can't see any bruises.
I can't see nine fucking stitches!Copy !req
465. But when did it happen?Copy !req
466. Em, it was an accident. I promise.Copy !req
467. You hit her with a rock.Copy !req
468. You just left her there.Copy !req
469. She could have died.Copy !req
470. Panda, listen.Copy !req
471. Whose car is this?Copy !req
472. Dunno. But they do have a sterling
collection of power ballads.Copy !req
473. Where we going?Copy !req
474. OK. Where are we?Copy !req
475. It's you and me, babe.Copy !req
476. It's always gonna be you and me.Copy !req
477. It's always you and me.Copy !req
478. I hope they lock that stupid
girl up when they find her.Copy !req
479. We're going shopping.
For Love Ball dresses.Copy !req
480. Come to the college ball with me.
Like we're... together.Copy !req
481. You humiliated me.Copy !req
482. Effy doesn't even want you.Copy !req
483. But you fucking owe me, Freddy.Copy !req
484. OK!Copy !req
485. Fuck off!Copy !req
486. Clearly not shagging tonight, then.Copy !req
487. No, JJ.Copy !req