1. That girl's looking at you. Yeah.Copy !req
2. That girl's looking at you. Yeah.
Maybe she's looking at me.Copy !req
3. JJ?Copy !req
4. JJ gets locked on.
You have to look after him.Copy !req
5. Cook's his friend.Copy !req
6. Cook's his friend.
I think Cook's your friend...
Isn't he?Copy !req
7. We're friends because
you don't surf 'n' turf my men.Copy !req
8. He's not yours.
He'll never belong to anyone.Copy !req
9. Shut up.Copy !req
10. Shut up.
He's not the one you want.Copy !req
11. Shut up.
He's not the one you want.
Shut up!Copy !req
12. When I'm with you,
I feel like I'm a better person
and I feel happier - less alone.Copy !req
13. Careful what you wish for, Pandora.Copy !req
14. Why?Copy !req
15. What's wrong?Copy !req
16. Why don't you want
to be friends with us?Copy !req
17. Cook hasn't got any friends.Copy !req
18. Cook hasn't got any friends.
Don't say that!Copy !req
19. This programme contains strong
language and drug use.Copy !req
20. GLASS SMASHINGCopy !req
21. WRISTWATCH ALARMCopy !req
22. Acknowledged.Copy !req
23. JJ!Copy !req
24. JJ! Gay J! Gay J! Gay J!Copy !req
25. Hey, Gay J!Copy !req
26. Gay J, Gay J, Gay J, Gay J!Copy !req
27. Messerschmitt ME-262E...Copy !req
28. Night Fighter or Ground Attack?Copy !req
29. Ground Attack.Copy !req
30. A Focke Wulf 190... Gloster Meteor...Copy !req
31. Boulton Paul Defiant... and...Copy !req
32. Mitsubishi Zero.
I want that in Kamikaze spec.Copy !req
33. What's happened, JJ? I sold you
that one three weeks back.Copy !req
34. Collateral damage - quite a lot
of it. Rage incident, y'know.Copy !req
35. Another one?Copy !req
36. 'Fraid so.Copy !req
37. You taking those pills
they give you?Copy !req
38. Of course. I'm the pill king.Copy !req
39. Maybe they stopped working, yeah? >Copy !req
40. Impossible. Olanzipine,
Risperidone and DextroamphetamineCopy !req
41. have unrivalled efficacy rates.Copy !req
42. Well, something's up, ain't it? >Copy !req
43. I mean, deliberately destroying
a Kamikaze spec Zero...Copy !req
44. That's gotta tell you something.Copy !req
45. Here, this'll cheer you up.Copy !req
46. I got cruise missiles
on special offer.Copy !req
47. Intercontinental?Copy !req
48. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
49. R62 Matador...Copy !req
50. the real deal.Copy !req
51. Nobody fucks ya
with one of these babies!Copy !req
52. Oh, dear.Copy !req
53. Can you remember where I live?Copy !req
54. Course I can.Copy !req
55. Terry died and you live
with the other ladies now. >Copy !req
56. Oh, bugger! >Copy !req
57. WRISTWATCH ALARMCopy !req
58. Just take a seat.Copy !req
59. No! I don't want to.Copy !req
60. I don't like it. I can't come here!Copy !req
61. It'll be fine.Copy !req
62. Really?Copy !req
63. Really.Copy !req
64. I'll come and check on you later on.
Don't panic, yeah?Copy !req
65. Next.Copy !req
66. Eleven stone three.Copy !req
67. Metric, if you wouldn't mind, JJ.Copy !req
68. 71.7 kilos.Copy !req
69. Good, good.Copy !req
70. Why do you always weigh me?Copy !req
71. Why do you always weigh me?
We weigh everyone.Copy !req
72. Yes, but why?Copy !req
73. You don't have to worry about that.Copy !req
74. Well, I do.Copy !req
75. You know what we say about worrying.Copy !req
76. Just don't.Copy !req
77. That's right - just don't.Copy !req
78. Take a seat, lad.Copy !req
79. So, how have we been?Copy !req
80. It's complicated.Copy !req
81. Yes, of course.Copy !req
82. Got any new tricks for me?Copy !req
83. I'm not doing magic any more.Copy !req
84. Really?Copy !req
85. Have you been taking your pills?Copy !req
86. Yes. That's the thing,Copy !req
87. nobody likes magic,
or there isn't a point,Copy !req
88. or maybe they just
don't like me enough.Copy !req
89. or maybe they just
don't like me enough.
Who?Copy !req
90. My friends.Copy !req
91. My friends.
Your friends don't like you?Copy !req
92. My friends.
Your friends don't like you?
I'm pretty sure of it.Copy !req
93. And why is that?Copy !req
94. Because if they liked me, maybe
they'd listen to me occasionallyCopy !req
95. instead of fighting all the time
and hating each other.Copy !req
96. I'm sure they don't hate you.Copy !req
97. I'm sure they don't hate you.
I didn't say they hated me.Copy !req
98. They hate each other.Copy !req
99. Well, there you go.Copy !req
100. I've been getting locked on -Copy !req
101. breaking stuff, getting into rages.Copy !req
102. Don't do that.Copy !req
103. Right.Copy !req
104. I'll give you some new little pills.Copy !req
105. We can't get enough of them! Take
them at breakfast and supper, OK?Copy !req
106. Instead of what?Copy !req
107. No, as well as, JJ - as well as.Copy !req
108. Sitro Teasic Ulvaceous Neoprenes.Copy !req
109. Amusing, isn't it?Copy !req
110. Pretty effective blighters -
sort everything out.Copy !req
111. I think...Copy !req
112. I think I want to be...
normal, you know?Copy !req
113. Yes, so take those twice a day.Copy !req
114. No, I... That's not it.Copy !req
115. Freddie smashed Cook
and Cook stole his girl,Copy !req
116. and they're my best friends.Copy !req
117. They don't sound like friends.Copy !req
118. They don't sound like friends.
No, you don't...Copy !req
119. They're MY friends and they hate
each other because of Effy, and...Copy !req
120. But we love each other,
or at least...Copy !req
121. But we love each other,
or at least...
You love a girl - that's normal.Copy !req
122. That's not it.Copy !req
123. I do love her, but...Copy !req
124. But that's not it.Copy !req
125. Oh.Copy !req
126. I'm feeling angry!Copy !req
127. You're worrying.Copy !req
128. You're worrying.
Yes! I'm worrying and...Copy !req
129. I'm worrying, and...Copy !req
130. So just don't do that, OK?Copy !req
131. Hi, JJ.Copy !req
132. What a surprise.Copy !req
133. Hi.Copy !req
134. Oh, hi, Emily. What are you...?Copy !req
135. Oh.Copy !req
136. We don't say.Copy !req
137. It's OK.Copy !req
138. Yes, yes. It's all right.
It's just I don't expect...Copy !req
139. I don't usually see people
I know in here.Copy !req
140. I don't usually see people
I know in here.
Why not?Copy !req
141. Because normal people
don't come here.Copy !req
142. Yeah, right.Copy !req
143. Well, I've been having
a bit of counselling.Copy !req
144. Well, I've been having
a bit of counselling.
Oh. Nice.Copy !req
145. I asked them to help me to be a bit
more honest with people, you know?Copy !req
146. Anyway, they just gave me these.Copy !req
147. Oh!Copy !req
148. Snap.Copy !req
149. Must be good if they can help you
calm down and be more honest.Copy !req
150. Must be good if they can help you
calm down and be more honest.
Yeah.Copy !req
151. It wasn't really
what I was hoping for.Copy !req
152. Do you need calming down?Copy !req
153. Believe me, I totally do.Copy !req
154. I'm getting overstimulated
just talking to you now.Copy !req
155. I mean, you're exciting me.
Wait! That's not...Copy !req
156. Bugger! Shitification!Copy !req
157. Bugger! Shitification!
It's all right, JJ.Copy !req
158. It's hard telling people
things about yourself, isn't it?Copy !req
159. Yeah.Copy !req
160. But I'm gonna try.Copy !req
161. It's no big deal.Copy !req
162. Probably couldn't care less.Copy !req
163. Probably couldn't care less.
About what?Copy !req
164. I want to have sex with girls.Copy !req
165. Right.Copy !req
166. Yeah. I like girls.Copy !req
167. I like sex with girls.Copy !req
168. I like their rosy lips, their
hard nipples, bums, soft thighs.Copy !req
169. I like tits and fanny, you know?Copy !req
170. There, I've said it and now...Copy !req
171. Oh, fucking hell.Copy !req
172. Priazapan... Moraglutomol...
Triculine... Rizzalin...Copy !req
173. The veritable Stun, as of today.Copy !req
174. That is a lot of drugs.Copy !req
175. Dietary supplements...
Ah, here's my vitamin C.Copy !req
176. I do about twenty of these a day,
cos they're nice and fizzy.Copy !req
177. Go on. Try one.Copy !req
178. You're supposed to dissolve them, but
they've got a better kick this way.Copy !req
179. Go on. Go!Copy !req
180. Mmm.Copy !req
181. All right.Copy !req
182. Urgh. Urgh, uhh!Copy !req
183. I don't think you want to do that!Copy !req
184. Emily? Emily! Holy shit!Copy !req
185. JJ...Copy !req
186. I think you've got
your hand on my tit.Copy !req
187. I know. I mean... shit, sorry.Copy !req
188. Well, I've had a lovely time.Copy !req
189. I've screwed this all up, haven't I?Copy !req
190. Truth is...Copy !req
191. you're nice, JJ.Copy !req
192. I'm unusual.Copy !req
193. Yeah?Copy !req
194. That's just code for "not normal".Copy !req
195. I'd give anything to be
normal for a whole day.Copy !req
196. Hey...Copy !req
197. If you were normal,
what would you do?Copy !req
198. I'd lose my virginity first,
several times.Copy !req
199. Then have a Choccy Nut milk shake
without going into shock.Copy !req
200. Then I'd tell Freddie and Cook to
stop fighting over Effy before theyCopy !req
201. hate each other for ever,
and not make me take sides.Copy !req
202. And they'd listen to me for once
and not fucking ruffle my hair! AndCopy !req
203. then I'd tell Effy I loved her and
lose my virginity a few more times.Copy !req
204. You love Effy?Copy !req
205. Did I say that out loud?Copy !req
206. 'Fraid so.Copy !req
207. Retard!Copy !req
208. I'm a retard!
Nut job! Bat case!Copy !req
209. Spaso! Mong! Autistic
fucking fruitcake mental basket!Copy !req
210. JJ, you're getting locked on!Copy !req
211. Shitty Looney Tune. One Flew
Over The Fucking Cuckoo's Nest!Copy !req
212. JJ! Look at these!Copy !req
213. That worked.Copy !req
214. Last guy to see my tits
wasn't quite as impressed.Copy !req
215. I suppose I should be leaving.Copy !req
216. You know, J,Copy !req
217. all those things you want,
you don't ask for them.Copy !req
218. Why don't you just ask?Copy !req
219. Can I see your breasts again?Copy !req
220. No. Let's start with
the easy stuff, yeah?Copy !req
221. So where do we start? We?Copy !req
222. I'm going to be normal.
Normal, normal, normal.Copy !req
223. Ring the bell, JJ.Copy !req
224. So what are you going to say?Copy !req
225. I'm gonna ask him
to make up with Cook.Copy !req
226. Gonna ask him to forget Effy,
because she's not good for us.Copy !req
227. Gonna ask him to
stop ruffling my hair.Copy !req
228. OK.Copy !req
229. Don't let anything stop you.Copy !req
230. Right.Copy !req
231. Hello, JJ.Copy !req
232. Uhh!Copy !req
233. Tell her.Copy !req
234. Karen, if you don't mind,
would you please not ruffle...Copy !req
235. Hang on. What are you doing here?Copy !req
236. Um... Do I know you?Copy !req
237. Oh, fucking hell!Copy !req
238. Karen, I want to see Freddie
and I want to see him now.Copy !req
239. Um... It's OK, Karen.
I know which bedroom it is.Copy !req
240. Yeah, but this is going to be good.Copy !req
241. It's uncanny.Copy !req
242. What...? >Copy !req
243. He's definitely in there.Copy !req
244. Freddie?Copy !req
245. Yeah. Um... I'm just a bit
busy at the minute, J. Sorry.Copy !req
246. We'll do this another time, then.Copy !req
247. Oh, for Pete's sake.
Get out of the way!Copy !req
248. Now, does everybody know each other?Copy !req
249. Oh that's great.
Brilliant, Karen.Copy !req
250. For Christ's sake, Katie,
what are you doing?Copy !req
251. I'm doing the Great fucking Northern
Run, what does it look like?Copy !req
252. Guys, could we please just...?Copy !req
253. Katie! Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
254. Oh, I'm sorry. Maybe my postal
application hasn't reached you yet.Copy !req
255. Now, do you mind? We're sort of
in the middle of something.Copy !req
256. But... That's not right.
You want Eff... and she's not...Copy !req
257. It's a free country, JJ. Hey,
maybe my weirdo sister's up for it.Copy !req
258. No, that's ridiculous, Emily's gay.
I wanted to talk to you, Freds.
We can do this another time and...Copy !req
259. Uh-oh.Copy !req
260. That's not true. >Copy !req
261. Is it Ems?Copy !req
262. Because you promised me
that wasn't true.Copy !req
263. Shed.Copy !req
264. So what did you want to tell me, J?Copy !req
265. Has she gone yet?Copy !req
266. None of your business!Copy !req
267. Right arse you made of it.Copy !req
268. Jesus.Copy !req
269. I want...Copy !req
270. I want things to change, Freddie.Copy !req
271. Things have changed.
They change all the time.Copy !req
272. Doesn't it matter what I think?Copy !req
273. Because I think it should
matter more, you know.Copy !req
274. So?Copy !req
275. We're supposed to be friends.
For ever.Copy !req
276. I can't do it, J.Copy !req
277. Just because of a girl.
You don't even want Effy.Copy !req
278. Don't tell me what I want!Copy !req
279. Then tell me what to do.Copy !req
280. You've gotta choose, mate.Copy !req
281. Either me or Cook.Copy !req
282. And what about me?Copy !req
283. Don't I count?Copy !req
284. I'm not the one who's telling fibs.Copy !req
285. Let it alone, J.Copy !req
286. I'm...Copy !req
287. the normal one.Copy !req
288. Mum...Copy !req
289. RINGSCopy !req
290. "Gay J, man. Where you been?"Copy !req
291. Doing stuff.Copy !req
292. "Been days, J-lo. What's going on?"Copy !req
293. Like I said. Stuff and...Copy !req
294. stuff.Copy !req
295. "Yeah, well... You did that
nutty professor thing today, yeah?"Copy !req
296. My assessment. You remembered?Copy !req
297. "JJ, am I your bestest or what?Copy !req
298. "Anyway, you coming to Thomas's
shindig tonight at the Roxie?Copy !req
299. "Non-negotiable. He's putting a
band on an' all, it'll be sweet as!"Copy !req
300. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
301. "Ask me later J-lo.
I got business to attend to.Copy !req
302. "Keep taking them mad pills, yeah,
and I'll see you later.Copy !req
303. "I love that barmy fucker."Copy !req
304. "Yeah?"Copy !req
305. "Yeah. Everyone's gotta have a mate
who's a twat and who's not goingCopy !req
306. "to try and finger your pussy candy.
Like you, babes."Copy !req
307. "Yeah?"Copy !req
308. "Umm... You getting it?"Copy !req
309. "Yeah..."Copy !req
310. "Yeah... You there?"Copy !req
311. "Yeah..."Copy !req
312. "How about here?Copy !req
313. "Like that. Grab my balls...Copy !req
314. "Yeah... Yeah... Yeah.
Just fucking like that."Copy !req
315. Guys...Copy !req
316. Hey Gay J!Copy !req
317. Gay J! Gay J! Gay J!Copy !req
318. I'm not gay. I'm not anything, OK?Copy !req
319. Fuck off!Copy !req
320. Aah!Copy !req
321. Totally gay!Copy !req
322. He's so gay. Yeah, that's...Copy !req
323. Hello!Copy !req
324. Hallo... Effy?Copy !req
325. Cook?Copy !req
326. Anyone home?Copy !req
327. Effy?Copy !req
328. Effy?Copy !req
329. SMASHCopy !req
330. Aah! Aaah! Aah! Aaah!Copy !req
331. JJ, what the fuck!Copy !req
332. What the fuck!Copy !req
333. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry!Copy !req
334. Give me my T-shirt,
fucking hopeless perv.Copy !req
335. I'm sorry.
The door was open. I...Copy !req
336. JJ!Copy !req
337. I got worried.Copy !req
338. About what?Copy !req
339. I dunno. I thought you might have...Copy !req
340. I dunno, OK!
I was pissed at the two of you.Copy !req
341. Two of who?Copy !req
342. I heard what you were saying.
I want you to stop doing that.Copy !req
343. JJ, what the fuck?Copy !req
344. You and Cook.Copy !req
345. I haven't seen him for days.Copy !req
346. Yeah, well don't dis me while
you're having sexual intercourse,Copy !req
347. because you might think
it's funny but I... Sorry?Copy !req
348. Uh-oh.Copy !req
349. Uh-oh.Copy !req
350. JJ. Are you going to give me
some kind of fucked up hint
what you're talking about?Copy !req
351. I... I... I usually drink mango
juice when I get over stressed.Copy !req
352. So?Copy !req
353. I think it must be these
new pills they've given me.Copy !req
354. Vivid dreams. It's a side effect.Copy !req
355. Cool.
Let's do a couple now.Copy !req
356. Get off our faces.Copy !req
357. No. No, no.
It does other stuff, too.Copy !req
358. Like?Copy !req
359. Calms you...
makes you tell the truth, allegedly.Copy !req
360. What's wrong with that?Copy !req
361. Dunno...Copy !req
362. dunno.Copy !req
363. Come on, JJ. Don't be pathetic.Copy !req
364. It's easy.
Just tell me something true.Copy !req
365. Tell me.Copy !req
366. Tell me now!Copy !req
367. I love you.Copy !req
368. Well, everybody loves me.Copy !req
369. That's a relief.Copy !req
370. With the possible exception
of darling Ma and Da.Copy !req
371. They don't love me so good.Copy !req
372. Why's that?Copy !req
373. Cos I won't let them
fuck up their lives in peace.Copy !req
374. So I'm being a total
bitch to both of them.Copy !req
375. What did they...Copy !req
376. Oh, she fucked his bossCopy !req
377. and he behaved like
a complete dildo as usual.Copy !req
378. Sounds bad.Copy !req
379. It's well bad, JJ.Copy !req
380. I'm officially off the rails.
You should try it.Copy !req
381. No. No, I can't go off the rails.Copy !req
382. My Mum...
she needs me to be OK.Copy !req
383. I have to be OK.Copy !req
384. Is that why you take all the pills?Copy !req
385. Pretty much.Copy !req
386. Please leave them alone, Effy.Copy !req
387. Who?Copy !req
388. I don't mean to be rude butCopy !req
389. Cook, Freddie and me, they're
the only friends I've ever hadCopy !req
390. and you've basically
ruined everythingCopy !req
391. and I'd like you to stop now.Copy !req
392. I can't do that, J.Copy !req
393. Why not?Copy !req
394. Thanks for loving me.Copy !req
395. No problem.Copy !req
396. I'd like to be your friend.Copy !req
397. Nice, babes.Copy !req
398. Nice.Copy !req
399. Cookie, stop it.
I gotta go...Copy !req
400. I'm going.Copy !req
401. I'm coming and coming!Copy !req
402. Mac J, the Lord High Chieftain of J.Copy !req
403. Hi.Copy !req
404. Winding up for a big one tonight?Copy !req
405. Dunno, Cook.
I don't know.Copy !req
406. Course you are.
Me and you, J, tonightCopy !req
407. we're setting course for
the heart of the fucking sun.Copy !req
408. You just arrived?Copy !req
409. Yes.Copy !req
410. Did you...Copy !req
411. you see anyone on the way out?Copy !req
412. I just arrived.Copy !req
413. Cool.Copy !req
414. You missed my tip top, rumpy pumpy,
bangs like a rabbit, secret lover.Copy !req
415. Really?Copy !req
416. Don't you want to know who she is?Copy !req
417. Who is it?Copy !req
418. I'm not telling you, man.
Even the Cookie monsterCopy !req
419. knows when it's time for schtum,
otherwise the shit's gonna
dismantle the fan.Copy !req
420. But she can't fucking help herself
though, man, I'm telling you.Copy !req
421. If it's wrong, why are you doing it?Copy !req
422. Because it's life, J. You gotta
get in there and never fucking stop.Copy !req
423. Shit's waiting to be done. If you're
not going to do it you're a pathetic
pussy fart.Copy !req
424. What would be so bad about stopping?Copy !req
425. What about other people?Copy !req
426. Fuck other people, J.Copy !req
427. Fuck 'em!
Let's blow.Copy !req
428. The thing is, Cook...Copy !req
429. you didn't answer my question.Copy !req
430. What would happen if you stopped?Copy !req
431. Look at me, J. What else have I got?Copy !req
432. Please make up with Freddie, Cook.Copy !req
433. It doesn't work. It just...Copy !req
434. Freddie can fuck himself.
He was asking for it, yeah?Copy !req
435. What was he asking for?Copy !req
436. He's pissed because I've
got something he wants.Copy !req
437. Leave her alone. It's not like
you're going out with her.Copy !req
438. She likes it mindless.
So do I. Sorted.Copy !req
439. Now, are you coming
or do I have to keepCopy !req
440. look out myself when I'm buying gear?Copy !req
441. Just care. OK?Copy !req
442. About what?Copy !req
443. About me!
About me, you twat!Copy !req
444. You're all fucking twats!Copy !req
445. Here... Here...Copy !req
446. I pissing love you, J.Copy !req
447. Nothing's gonna change that, man.Copy !req
448. You're my very own little fruit bat.Copy !req
449. Fuck Freddie.Copy !req
450. It's just me and you now, J.Copy !req
451. Feel the love.Copy !req
452. You feeling it? Right.Copy !req
453. Now, let's walk.Copy !req
454. I want to get mentalled. We've
got pharmaceuticals to purchase.Copy !req
455. Eight for one fucking pill?Copy !req
456. I'll pay you 8 for three!Copy !req
457. I don't give a shit. It's 8 a pill.Copy !req
458. What pills are they
you charge me 8 for?Copy !req
459. If you don't want the pills,
then don't come to me...Copy !req
460. It's not about the
fucking money, man...Copy !req
461. It's 8 for maybe three or four...Copy !req
462. Cook!Copy !req
463. You don't want the pills,
you can fuck off!Copy !req
464. Cook!Copy !req
465. Cook!Copy !req
466. Police... stop! You're under arrest!Copy !req
467. Oi, come back!Copy !req
468. Shit, I thought it was
getting dodgy down there.Copy !req
469. But you still went?Copy !req
470. Well, I needed to
get stuff, didn't I?Copy !req
471. No fucking gear in this town. Shit.Copy !req
472. Manage without?Copy !req
473. That'll be no kind of night
out now, will it, J?Copy !req
474. I need to get something.Copy !req
475. I can do without.
I don't need spliff or pills...Copy !req
476. All right. All right!Copy !req
477. And by the way, that's so
fucking not true.Copy !req
478. I don't drink, I don't do weed,
I don't do class A...Copy !req
479. You're pilled up every day.Copy !req
480. Nothing fancy about you,
so don't fucking come it.Copy !req
481. All right.Copy !req
482. You can have some of mine.Copy !req
483. Mad pills?Copy !req
484. Yeah. You wanna get mad, right?Copy !req
485. Stun?Copy !req
486. What do they do?Copy !req
487. A lot.
You need to take two or three.Copy !req
488. Go on then.Copy !req
489. I've already taken mine.Copy !req
490. There you go.Copy !req
491. Or possibly you're pussy.Copy !req
492. Pussy.Copy !req
493. Let the party commence.Copy !req
494. D'you mind?Copy !req
495. Stupid bitch!Copy !req
496. Hey...Copy !req
497. You OK?Copy !req
498. No Cook?Copy !req
499. Why would there be a Cook?Copy !req
500. You're seeing him, aren't you?Copy !req
501. I'm fucking him occasionally.Copy !req
502. I'm not seeing him.Copy !req
503. There's a distinction?Copy !req
504. Yeah.Copy !req
505. No Emily?Copy !req
506. Truth.Copy !req
507. That obvious?Copy !req
508. Don't have to be a genius
to work it out.Copy !req
509. So?Copy !req
510. So I'm straight.Copy !req
511. Sure?Copy !req
512. If I said no, would I regret it?Copy !req
513. Probably.
But not because of me.Copy !req
514. We're objects of lust.Copy !req
515. Making you feel good?Copy !req
516. Not really.Copy !req
517. So I suggest we go in here
and get so monumentally fucked upCopy !req
518. we forget all about...Copy !req
519. No!Copy !req
520. Oh, my god. That's fucked up.
No.Copy !req
521. You love him?Copy !req
522. No.Copy !req
523. Oh, yes.
You love The Lips.Copy !req
524. Oh, my god. Go on, lie to me.Copy !req
525. I want to see this.Copy !req
526. Effy, Naomi! Here, come!Copy !req
527. Isn't this great?
I've sold a load of tickets.Copy !req
528. Freddie, Katie! Here, come! Come!Copy !req
529. Welcome, welcome mes amis! Club
Thomas is pleased to receive you!Copy !req
530. Hey.Copy !req
531. Aren't you gonna be
bitchy to me, Katie?Copy !req
532. Yeah, sure. Give me time.Copy !req
533. Everything is great,Copy !req
534. totally super great.
Look. More friends!Copy !req
535. Wow!Copy !req
536. Wait until you see this place.
You will not believe it.Copy !req
537. Jesus...Copy !req
538. And the band are formidable!Copy !req
539. Everyone is together, Panda is coming
and Emily's already here.Copy !req
540. Where?Copy !req
541. Emileee! Emileee!Copy !req
542. Hey... fuck you.Copy !req
543. Fuck off!Copy !req
544. What the fuck's he on?Copy !req
545. How many, JJ?Copy !req
546. HOW MANY?Copy !req
547. Four... then another two.Copy !req
548. You twat! What does this stuff do?Copy !req
549. Calms you down... and stuff.Copy !req
550. Right. You see that?Copy !req
551. You stupid fucking idiot!Copy !req
552. And what the fuck were you doing?Copy !req
553. I'm sorry... I'm sorry.
He pissed me off.Copy !req
554. How?Copy !req
555. It doesn't matter.
Just say he's gonna be all right.Copy !req
556. He's gonna be all right. He's always
fucking all right, aren't you, Cook?Copy !req
557. Aren't you! Don't.Copy !req
558. JJ... (CHUCKLES) Yay!Copy !req
559. Top pills, man.Copy !req
560. I knew you'd come for me,
Three Musketeers.Copy !req
561. Yeah. Fuck off, Cook.Copy !req
562. Freddie, she loves you, you know.Copy !req
563. What?Copy !req
564. She loves you.Copy !req
565. But she can't stand it.
Can't stand the love,Copy !req
566. so she fucks me instead.Copy !req
567. What's he saying?Copy !req
568. Oh, God.Copy !req
569. What?Copy !req
570. Shit.Copy !req
571. I think you're gonna
get the truth, Freds.Copy !req
572. Cook?Copy !req
573. I'm pissed off, yeah?Copy !req
574. She's taking the piss
and it's hurting me.Copy !req
575. Cos Cook needs the love too.Copy !req
576. Cookie's got nothing.Copy !req
577. Everything all right, guys?Copy !req
578. Cookie's always got nothing.Copy !req
579. That's why I do her pal.Copy !req
580. That's why I pop Panda.Copy !req
581. Panda's popped.Copy !req
582. It's always the same - great
tits Panda, great tits, Effy.Copy !req
583. That's all I get cos I'm shit.Copy !req
584. I'm pure shit.Copy !req
585. Whoa! Thomas!Copy !req
586. Back off. No, ok, mate? No!Copy !req
587. He does not deserve friends!Copy !req
588. Yeah.Copy !req
589. He's a cunt.Copy !req
590. Move! Move!Copy !req
591. You've had a busy day,
haven't you, J?Copy !req
592. I'm sorry.Copy !req
593. I got locked on.Copy !req
594. You all pissed me off.Copy !req
595. Does this mean I can't
come to the shed anymore?Copy !req
596. Course not, you can
still come to the shed.Copy !req
597. Just give me some space, OK?Copy !req
598. I need time to think.Copy !req
599. What's going on? Someone said he...Copy !req
600. It's yours, I think.Copy !req
601. Hello.Copy !req
602. Hello.Copy !req
603. How are you doing?Copy !req
604. Here.Copy !req
605. There you go.Copy !req
606. According to the diagnosis,
I'm liable to social dysfunction.Copy !req
607. They shouldn't let me out really.Copy !req
608. It's OK, JJ.Copy !req
609. You did me a favour.Copy !req
610. I did?Copy !req
611. Katie loves me.Copy !req
612. I know she does.Copy !req
613. Yes, definitely.Copy !req
614. Did you do it?Copy !req
615. Did you ask for stuff?Copy !req
616. Um, yeah...
I did a fair bit of asking.Copy !req
617. And how did it go?Copy !req
618. I'd say bad on the face of it.Copy !req
619. But in another sense, you might
say it's too early to say.Copy !req
620. Yeah. Too early to say.Copy !req
621. I don't want to go home tonight.Copy !req
622. Katie's too...Copy !req
623. Locked on.Copy !req
624. Yeah. She's locked on.Copy !req
625. I don't want to go home.Copy !req
626. I can't.Copy !req
627. Right.Copy !req
628. So let's think.Copy !req
629. Please tell me somebody
makes you wear those pyjamas.Copy !req
630. No. I just like them.Copy !req
631. They're 100% Egyptian cotton,
which is goodCopy !req
632. cos rayon derivatives and other
man-made fibres can interfere with...Copy !req
633. JJ. If we're going to be my friends,
you can't wear teddy bears any more.Copy !req
634. Get them off.Copy !req
635. Right. You got it. No teddies.Copy !req
636. I've got some others with
World War One Fighter planes on.Copy !req
637. OK.Copy !req
638. I'm asking for something, JJ.Copy !req
639. OK. Yup and I'm saying yes.Copy !req
640. But possibly a phased approach
might be more...Copy !req
641. No. Take them off.Copy !req
642. Don't be silly.Copy !req
643. Take them off now, JJ,
and get in here.Copy !req
644. This is a once only charity event,
you understand.Copy !req
645. Got you. Because you're gay.Copy !req
646. Yes. I'm gay.Copy !req
647. Get on with it.Copy !req
648. In you pop.Copy !req
649. I'm lots of things, JJ,
and I really like you.Copy !req
650. So this is between friends, yeah?Copy !req
651. Between friends.Copy !req
652. And I can be quite cute.Copy !req
653. Yes. You can.Copy !req
654. Hi, Mum.Copy !req
655. Hi, JJ. You OK?Copy !req
656. Yeah. Mum, this is Emily.Copy !req
657. Hi.Copy !req
658. Hello.Copy !req
659. A friend of mine.Copy !req
660. OK.Copy !req
661. Would you like some tea?Copy !req
662. Um. Yeah, please. Thanks.Copy !req
663. So how was it last night?Copy !req
664. DIALOGUE BECOMES INDISTINCTCopy !req
665. Beware the moon.Copy !req