1. This programme contains very strong
language, adult humour and violence.Copy !req
2. Me, you and JJ. Best mates for life.Copy !req
3. Hello. I'm Thomas.
So glad to meet you.Copy !req
4. They fuck you up.Copy !req
5. They don't mean to, Eff.Copy !req
6. Please don't leave me.Copy !req
7. But they do.Copy !req
8. Pyjama party means only one thing -
girls getting friendly.Copy !req
9. Be careful
what you wish for, Pandora.Copy !req
10. I missed you too much.Copy !req
11. He's your friend. Isn't he?Copy !req
12. He's your friend. Isn't he?
Not necessarily.Copy !req
13. 'Every day I know this is what
I was born to do.'Copy !req
14. It's everything to me.
And nothing else matters except...Copy !req
15. This is for you, Mum...Copy !req
16. Singing "Juicing Down",
please welcome Karen McLair!Copy !req
17. TV ONCopy !req
18. (TV) Let's see what the judges
think...Copy !req
19. Ladies, could you be happy
with Karen in the Sexxbombz?Copy !req
20. Yeah.
It'd be lovely. I love her.Copy !req
21. Jordan, did you get Karen tonight?Copy !req
22. Karen.
I'm going to be honest with you, ok?Copy !req
23. We're in the semi-finals
of this competition.Copy !req
24. Everybody's talented. Yeah?Copy !req
25. But the question is...Copy !req
26. are you talented enough
to join the Sexxbombz?Copy !req
27. How can you watch this again?Copy !req
28. Shut up, cockhead...Copy !req
29. You know what?
You dance like a gazelle.Copy !req
30. On acid. I love it!Copy !req
31. I love it! Yes!Copy !req
32. Do you think I look hot?Copy !req
33. Don't be fucking twisted.
You're my sister.Copy !req
34. DAD!Copy !req
35. Freddie says I look ugly.Copy !req
36. She doesn't look ugly.
She looks sexy.Copy !req
37. Dad, that isn't what I said.
she's talking bollocks.Copy !req
38. Tell your sister she looks
sexy on the television.Copy !req
39. Go on...Copy !req
40. You look sexy on telly, Karen.Copy !req
41. Now. Let's watch the good bit.Copy !req
42. We've had a record number
of votes, over 1,000 textsCopy !req
43. and phone calls. And the last girl
to go through to the finalCopy !req
44. of "Search for a Sexxbomb" is...Copy !req
45. You know you bloody won!Copy !req
46. Karen!Copy !req
47. I just hope my mum was watching
up in Heaven.Copy !req
48. This is for you, Mum,
and I love you forever!Copy !req
49. For fuck's sake, Dad.
Listen to what she's saying.Copy !req
50. Hello.Copy !req
51. Hi.Copy !req
52. Yeah...
Um...Copy !req
53. You're in my garden.Copy !req
54. Yeah.Copy !req
55. Right. Um...Copy !req
56. So...Copy !req
57. I wanted to see what
was in your shed.Copy !req
58. My...?Copy !req
59. Shed.Copy !req
60. Everyone says you
have a marvellous shed.Copy !req
61. Everyone?Copy !req
62. Yeah.Copy !req
63. It's marvelled at.Copy !req
64. Oh!Copy !req
65. So... this is it.Copy !req
66. So what do you and the boys
do in here?Copy !req
67. Braid each other's hair
and play soggy biscuit?Copy !req
68. No... not for ages.Copy !req
69. So.Copy !req
70. Spliff, then?Copy !req
71. Cool.Copy !req
72. Why don't you get your porn on
the internet, like normal people?Copy !req
73. What the fuck's this?Copy !req
74. Sometimes, when we're
too stoned to go outside...Copy !req
75. I'm sorry.Copy !req
76. I wasn't really expecting guests.Copy !req
77. What do you normally do?
Put out doilies?Copy !req
78. Well, they do keep the cups clean.Copy !req
79. Thanks for letting me in.Copy !req
80. I know it's weird.Copy !req
81. Oh...
no...Copy !req
82. it's... whatever. You know.Copy !req
83. It's cool.Copy !req
84. It's cool.Copy !req
85. It's just...
seems like a good place to hide.Copy !req
86. You'll never guess
what just happened.Copy !req
87. This skinny Asian fucker
was at the Green,Copy !req
88. body popping on a bit of lino.
Cook!Copy !req
89. He's got a little sign saying
"Anwar the Magnificent", right?Copy !req
90. Cook...Copy !req
91. Cook...
He's busking, making cash money.Copy !req
92. So I said to him
if I can join in...Copy !req
93. Cook...Copy !req
94. Cook...
And he says do I know the Buddha
Buddha Cheese Buddha routine.Copy !req
95. Cook!Copy !req
96. So I says...Copy !req
97. Well, blow bubbles up
my bollocks and call me Shirley.Copy !req
98. Welcome to our fortress of solitude!Copy !req
99. I think I love the Sexxbombz.Copy !req
100. Karen's costume last night
was a bit of a marvel.Copy !req
101. I'm pretty sure it
defied the laws of physics.Copy !req
102. I mean, that tiny amount of
material is surely not be able toCopy !req
103. cover the requisite surface
area for UK broadcasting laws.Copy !req
104. Did you see it, Eff?Copy !req
105. No...Copy !req
106. That skirt was so short
I saw her bumhole wink.Copy !req
107. Pass the spliff, Freddiebrek.Copy !req
108. Don't worry, I've perfected it.Copy !req
109. Water... water...Copy !req
110. No way...Copy !req
111. Fucking Genius!Copy !req
112. How long have you
had that planted there?Copy !req
113. About eight months.Copy !req
114. Fucking genius.
Fucking top, mate.Copy !req
115. That's fucking tip toparoo.Copy !req
116. After all this excitement,
I fancy a spunk.Copy !req
117. You coming, Eff? You soon will be.Copy !req
118. I'd sooner fuck JJ.Copy !req
119. I know that isn't
intended as a compliment.Copy !req
120. But I'm going to
take it as one anyway.Copy !req
121. Maybe you didn't get it. "Are you
coming, Eff? You soon will be."Copy !req
122. I got it.Copy !req
123. Freddie and JJ got it.
That termite over there got it.Copy !req
124. But you're not going to get it.
Got it?Copy !req
125. No... I'm confused.Copy !req
126. I'm not going anywhere
near your crayola dick.Copy !req
127. I know where it's been.Copy !req
128. I know where it's been.
What's she talking about?Copy !req
129. Piss off then.Copy !req
130. This is our place, right?Copy !req
131. If you're not going to shag us,
then get to fuck.Copy !req
132. Mate, try and stir my
porridge if you wantCopy !req
133. but I'd say even Jay's got
a better chance than you.Copy !req
134. I mean, when was the last
time you breathed fire?Copy !req
135. Freddie! >Copy !req
136. Freddie... Dinner's ready! >Copy !req
137. 'So, should I be called Minxy
Sexxbomb or Foxy Sexxbomb?Copy !req
138. 'Jordan says he likes Minxy.
I wanted it to be Sexy Sexxbomb...'Copy !req
139. MUFFLED VOICESCopy !req
140. He's completely monged.Copy !req
141. No...Copy !req
142. I'm not.Copy !req
143. I've, erm...Copy !req
144. Got coursework now.Copy !req
145. You gonna tell him Dad?
About the thing?Copy !req
146. I'm busy... .Copy !req
147. Sit down.Copy !req
148. at two o'clock tomorrow.Copy !req
149. What for?Copy !req
150. Filming for the interview
before my final performance.Copy !req
151. You've got to talk about
how much you miss MumCopy !req
152. and how much it'll mean to you
to see me win.Copy !req
153. Wow! This is like, too fucked-up for
words. My Mum's dead, vote for me...Copy !req
154. It's not like it's not true.
I miss Mum every day.Copy !req
155. Shit... Dad, she's doing it again!Copy !req
156. You need a story,
everyone knows that.Copy !req
157. See!Copy !req
158. She didn't mean it like that.Copy !req
159. Yes, I did. At least I've got
some fucking ambition!Copy !req
160. Wanting Robbie Williams to jizz over
your baps doesn't count as ambition!Copy !req
161. Oh, that's nice. Lovely that is(!)Copy !req
162. Freddie, be here tomorrow
at two o'clock.Copy !req
163. Why should I?Copy !req
164. Cos I wash your clothes, cook your
meals, put a roof over your head,Copy !req
165. probably pay for your skunk
and I do it all without askingCopy !req
166. anything in return. Except this.Copy !req
167. Look! Look at her!Copy !req
168. She's your sister, you support her.
That's it.Copy !req
169. It's just...Copy !req
170. Fucking hell...Copy !req
171. You know?Copy !req
172. (MOCKING) It's just, like, erm...
Fucking hell, you know?Copy !req
173. Arh! Dad!Copy !req
174. Freddie!
Get back here and apologise.Copy !req
175. and make him apologise to me!Copy !req
176. Sorry.Copy !req
177. back here. Dad, please...Copy !req
178. So. Hamlet. What's it all about...Copy !req
179. .. dudes?Copy !req
180. Anyone?Copy !req
181. (HIGH-PITCHED) Well, Josie,
through the fog of his grief,Copy !req
182. Hamlet is struggling to choose
between action or inaction,Copy !req
183. and through this struggle,
he encounters existential forcesCopy !req
184. illuminating the path
towards death which is,Copy !req
185. in itself, life.Copy !req
186. My my, that is an illuminating
thesis, Gerald. Well, done.Copy !req
187. (HIGH-PITCHED) Well, thank you.Copy !req
188. (HIGH-PITCHED) Well, thank you.
No, thank you.
You're a delight to teach.Copy !req
189. I got held up.Copy !req
190. Freddie's always late.Copy !req
191. Sorry...Copy !req
192. Sit down, please. >Copy !req
193. (HIGH-PITCHED) Is Freddie gonna
fail his A-levels? >Copy !req
194. 'Fraid so, Gerald. >Copy !req
195. You're all gonna fail if you
don't read the pucking book...Copy !req
196. I've read it! It was great!Copy !req
197. I've read it! It was great!
Oh!Copy !req
198. I didn't really understand it though.Copy !req
199. I didn't really understand it though.
Oh.Copy !req
200. Did the ghost do it after all,
or was it Voldemort?Copy !req
201. He's a right beast, in't he?Copy !req
202. Erm, I think you got your books
mixed up again, Panda.Copy !req
203. So! In summary,
the predominant themes >Copy !req
204. of William Shakespeare's Hamlet
are... >Copy !req
205. action, inaction, madness, >Copy !req
206. grief, death... >Copy !req
207. Being, or not being.
That is the question...Copy !req
208. Uh... Anyone else?Copy !req
209. Hamlet's basically a teenage boy.
He's got these desiresCopy !req
210. but he doesn't have the bottle
to reach for them.Copy !req
211. So he goes mad and wanks off
about Ophelia and ends up so boringCopy !req
212. that somebody has to kill him.Copy !req
213. I'm not sure that's right. >Copy !req
214. There's no wanking in Hamlet.Copy !req
215. Mmm. Yeah. There is. Loads.
Only they call it soliloquizing.Copy !req
216. Nice one, blondie. She's funny.Copy !req
217. Cook... Cook... No, please don't!Copy !req
218. Stop it... Stop it, please!Copy !req
219. Freds!Copy !req
220. Oh, thanks a lot, Cook.
Now my nipples are really chafed. >Copy !req
221. (LAUGHS) Come on.
We're going down the boozer. >Copy !req
222. Come on! I need to get that
fucking Dickens out me head.Copy !req
223. Let's get fucking trashed!Copy !req
224. But...Copy !req
225. Oh, come on, Freddie. It's been ages
since we last went out.Copy !req
226. No.Copy !req
227. I'm going home.Copy !req
228. Oh, no... No... Please don't!
Not again!Copy !req
229. Have a tickle!Copy !req
230. INDISTINCT CHATTERCopy !req
231. So, Freddie...Copy !req
232. Tell us what it means to you
to have KarenCopy !req
233. in the grand final
of Search For A Sexxbomb?Copy !req
234. Erm...Copy !req
235. It's like, you know...
well, I mean...Copy !req
236. I can't quite put it into words.Copy !req
237. He is just the best brother
in the world.Copy !req
238. We take every day
as a blessing from God,Copy !req
239. because, you know,
Mum isn't with us any more.Copy !req
240. It really makes you think.Copy !req
241. Does it? About what?Copy !req
242. About, you know...
Life is precious and stuff.Copy !req
243. Freddie, why don't you tell me what
it was like to lose your mother?Copy !req
244. I'm not going to find her
down the back of the sofa.Copy !req
245. Ok, But, you know, like,
how did it feel?Copy !req
246. Oh, it felt great, Jordan.
It felt really great.Copy !req
247. How does it feel beingCopy !req
248. a cocaine-snorting, low-budget,
corporate puppet?Copy !req
249. Erm, yeah, ok... I think
we're going to cut here.Copy !req
250. Mum was...Copy !req
251. She was the one who told me
that I had a talent, a gift.Copy !req
252. Who first sang with me
and believed in me.Copy !req
253. When I'm singing out there,
I'm not just singing for me.Copy !req
254. I'm singing for her.Copy !req
255. And I'm singing for anyone
who's ever been through tragedy.Copy !req
256. Ok, cut there. I love you, Karen!
I actually love you. Wow!Copy !req
257. Yeah?Copy !req
258. Yeah?
Yeah... >Copy !req
259. You're so warm and sweet and cool.Copy !req
260. I could eat you.
I'd love to eat you.Copy !req
261. You'd like that,
wouldn't you, Karen?Copy !req
262. I'd love that, Jordan.Copy !req
263. Ok, all right... >Copy !req
264. Listen, I need a chai latte.
Where's that asshole runner?Copy !req
265. In there, with the other arseholes.Copy !req
266. MOBILE RINGSCopy !req
267. You know, you're not that hot kid.
Nobody wants to eat you...Copy !req
268. Phil yes, my man... >Copy !req
269. You're such a cock. Why are you
trying to fuck this up for me?Copy !req
270. that makes me go gaga, you know? >Copy !req
271. You are beautiful.Copy !req
272. I'll see you then.Copy !req
273. You know. You oughta
get laid or something, kid.Copy !req
274. I might be a corporate puppet
or whateverCopy !req
275. but I have a fucking good time.Copy !req
276. How's being an angsty little prick
working out for you?Copy !req
277. Wow. I haven't seen you
dressed like that since, well...Copy !req
278. ever.Copy !req
279. You look a bit
like Frau Hilde from Primary.Copy !req
280. (MOCK GERMAN) Right now Kinder, get
ze glitter on ze macaroni und stick!Copy !req
281. Stick! Express yourselves, ja?Copy !req
282. (MOCK GERMAN) Oh, oh, Jeremiah. No.Copy !req
283. Oh, no. Ze glue
is all over das lippen.Copy !req
284. Do you remember how Cook used to try
and ping his crayons into her bra?Copy !req
285. Yeah.Copy !req
286. Primary was fun.Copy !req
287. Yeah... yeah it was.Copy !req
288. Cook wants you to come to
Uncle Keith's pub quiz tomorrow.Copy !req
289. Oh, well...Copy !req
290. If Cook wants me there, I suppose
I'd better fucking hop to it!Copy !req
291. Freddie... Why don't you want
to be friends with us any more?Copy !req
292. Cook hasn't got any friends.
Just... people that he knows.Copy !req
293. Don't say that.Copy !req
294. So? I mean... >Copy !req
295. What else are you gonna do?Copy !req
296. Anyway...Copy !req
297. You'll like this.Copy !req
298. Hang on, pack of cards... >Copy !req
299. FANS PACK OF CARDSCopy !req
300. .. handkerchief, and a mouse, >Copy !req
301. but I haven't actually
got a mouse, so... >Copy !req
302. so, a rubber.
I need you to pick a card... >Copy !req
303. I'll pick it for you. >Copy !req
304. Hello, Effy. I hope you're OK.Copy !req
305. Good.Copy !req
306. for you to rememberCopy !req
307. each other very much.Copy !req
308. No we don't.Copy !req
309. No we don't.
No. That's right. We don't.Copy !req
310. And that's why you're leaving.Copy !req
311. And that's why you're leaving.
That's why I'm leaving.Copy !req
312. out of here, woman.Copy !req
313. I am fucking out of here...Copy !req
314. What's up?Copy !req
315. so little imagination,Copy !req
316. shagged the turd from Tesco's.Copy !req
317. to cunting Oxfam!Copy !req
318. Don't you dare use "cunt"
and "Oxfam" in the same sentence!Copy !req
319. with your fucking precious money.Copy !req
320. All right. I'll take my fucking pan.Copy !req
321. Take that pan and
you are fucking dead!Copy !req
322. I brought your bracelet back.Copy !req
323. Thanks.Copy !req
324. We'd be good together.Copy !req
325. Don't you think?Copy !req
326. Why?Copy !req
327. Because I'll break your heart.Copy !req
328. Maybe I'll break yours.Copy !req
329. Nobody breaks my heart...Copy !req
330. and anyway, why would I want that?Copy !req
331. Who the buggering tits is this?Copy !req
332. Unbelievable.Copy !req
333. They're not actually crazy,
you know.Copy !req
334. They're just women.Copy !req
335. Argh!Copy !req
336. DISTANT BANGINGCopy !req
337. It's amazing what you can
accomplish if you get up early.Copy !req
338. Fuck!Copy !req
339. Don't swear. You know I
don't like you swearing...Copy !req
340. This is bullshit!Copy !req
341. This is our fucking shed.Copy !req
342. Mine and JJ's and Cook's.
Since we were little kids.Copy !req
343. Maybe it's time you grew up then.Copy !req
344. Besides, Karen needs
somewhere to rehearse...Copy !req
345. and actually it's my shed.Copy !req
346. I think this is the worst
thing anyone's ever done to me.Copy !req
347. I didn't do to you.Copy !req
348. I did it for you.Copy !req
349. Right. Question 23...Copy !req
350. A swan is the only bird with a penis,Copy !req
351. but how long can a cockroach live
after you've pulled its head off?Copy !req
352. Easy.Copy !req
353. Ah, this is the life, eh? The three
musketeers out on the lash.Copy !req
354. Let's have a cheers.Copy !req
355. Come on, cheers.Copy !req
356. The only man in Britain to survive
three attempts to hang himCopy !req
357. was John Babbacombe Lee
at Exeter Jail.Copy !req
358. On what dates were
the attempts made?Copy !req
359. Keith, what's up
with these questions?Copy !req
360. Do you wanna be disqualified?Copy !req
361. What were the dates?Copy !req
362. Yep. Do you know what
Naomi is spelled backwards?Copy !req
363. I moan...Copy !req
364. Fucking JJ...Copy !req
365. Brilliant, man.Copy !req
366. In Sherwood Forest...Copy !req
367. Hi Eff, what's up?Copy !req
368. You all right...Copy !req
369. Yes, fine. Who's this?Copy !req
370. What is it?Copy !req
371. Mike.Copy !req
372. Hmm...Copy !req
373. Romantic...Copy !req
374. All right, love. Clitoris Allsorts
could do with some more members.Copy !req
375. All right Keith,
we're not stopping.Copy !req
376. Ok.Copy !req
377. Right next question.Copy !req
378. When dropped from a height of
100 inches onto concrete,Copy !req
379. how high should
a new tennis ball bounce?Copy !req
380. Answers in hectares please.Copy !req
381. I've got the answer.Copy !req
382. Write it down then J-kins.Copy !req
383. We don't let nothing
come between us. Yeah?Copy !req
384. Bros before hos, boys,
bros before hos.Copy !req
385. Yeah.Copy !req
386. We've got bigger fish to fuck.Copy !req
387. Who does your sister think she is?
Gina fucking G? This shed
situation is fucked.Copy !req
388. The Cookie Monster
does not like this.Copy !req
389. If you find her so reprehensible,
why did you have sex with her?Copy !req
390. Oooh wait, wait. That was supposed
to stay in the vault. Wasn't it?Copy !req
391. What you?Copy !req
392. JJ?Copy !req
393. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I'm emotionally underdeveloped.Copy !req
394. Whoa... You shagged my sister?Copy !req
395. You know what I'm like, Freds...Copy !req
396. half a bottle of grappa and I
turn into a fucking machine gun.Copy !req
397. You fucked my sister?Copy !req
398. RETCHINGCopy !req
399. Just be, Freddie.Copy !req
400. Just be.Copy !req
401. Fuck!Copy !req
402. Bring it, Karen, bring it.Copy !req
403. What do you want?Copy !req
404. I was just wondering if there was
anything else you wanted to take?Copy !req
405. What?Copy !req
406. You've got this...Copy !req
407. Maybe you want my bedroom
for a tanning salon next.Copy !req
408. At least then you might
stand a chance tomorrow.Copy !req
409. Freddie...Copy !req
410. Just let me rehearse, and you
can bitch at me after the final.Copy !req
411. Oh, I am so sorry.Copy !req
412. I forgot that's the only thing
that matters in the whole world.Copy !req
413. I forgot that's the only thing
that matters in the whole world.
Grow the fuck up.Copy !req
414. You don't see it, do you?Copy !req
415. You don't see what a stupid
fucking cliche you really are.Copy !req
416. Piss off, Freddie.Copy !req
417. So out of interest...Copy !req
418. What were you dreaming of when you
fucked my best friend?Copy !req
419. It wasn't like that...Copy !req
420. I bet he fucked you good, didn't he?Copy !req
421. I know your type, Karen.Copy !req
422. Love me...Copy !req
423. Love me...Copy !req
424. Love me.Copy !req
425. Look, stop it.Copy !req
426. You little fucking whore...Copy !req
427. Karen. Go to your room.Copy !req
428. Get some rest.Copy !req
429. Freddie, don't you ever speak
to your sister that way again.Copy !req
430. What are you gonna do about it?Copy !req
431. Freddie, every time I look at you,
I wonder...Copy !req
432. You've got your mother's eyes,
but...Copy !req
433. ..I don't know
who you are any more.Copy !req
434. You just skate around.Copy !req
435. You just fucking skate around.Copy !req
436. Yeah?Copy !req
437. Is Effy in?Copy !req
438. No... There's no-one here
but terrible old me...Copy !req
439. Do you know where she is?Copy !req
440. Please?Copy !req
441. She's at the water park, I think.Copy !req
442. She goes there to, um...Copy !req
443. .. get away from here.Copy !req
444. Effy!Copy !req
445. Effy!Copy !req
446. Effy!Copy !req
447. Effy!Copy !req
448. Effy! I wanna talk to you!Copy !req
449. 'Hi. This is Effy.
I'm not talking right now.Copy !req
450. 'But leave a message and maybe
I'll get back to you...'Copy !req
451. Effy, I've come to tell you...Copy !req
452. Freddie. I don't think I can...Copy !req
453. So, now I've told you... OK?Copy !req
454. Now you know...Copy !req
455. Jemma, Jemma, Jemma, Jemma!
That was fierce.Copy !req
456. Fierce!Copy !req
457. Jordan?Copy !req
458. I didn't like it...Copy !req
459. BOOINGCopy !req
460. I loved it!Copy !req
461. I loved it! I loved it!Copy !req
462. Well, done! Thank you very much,
Jemma. Thank you.Copy !req
463. OK, it's time for our third
and final act of the evening.Copy !req
464. Singing the song that took the
Sexxbombz to number oneCopy !req
465. in two countries, one protectorate
and of course, Wales...Copy !req
466. it's Karen Mclair
with Ass To Ass!Copy !req
467. Oh, yes!Copy !req
468. Absolutely fantastic!Copy !req
469. I'd like to dedicate that
to my mum, Mary Mclair.Copy !req
470. I love you so much...Copy !req
471. Shut up...Copy !req
472. Karen, Karen,
that was amazing.Copy !req
473. You are not just in
this competition...Copy !req
474. you are this competition!
Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
475. Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
476. What about you Sexxbombz,
are you feeling the love tonight?Copy !req
477. They're feeling the ass baby!
Fo' shizzle!Copy !req
478. They are all feeling the ass.Copy !req
479. Thank you Karen, everybody.Copy !req
480. OK. It's now time to get voting
for your favourite... Honey?Copy !req
481. Jemma? Or Karen?Copy !req
482. Lines are open, get dialling now
and come back here in one hour.Copy !req
483. One of these three
lovely girls will be the...Copy !req
484. new Sexxbomb!Copy !req
485. Thanks, mate.Copy !req
486. What are you doing, man?
Let's go out and fucking celebrate!Copy !req
487. What?Copy !req
488. She fucking lost...Copy !req
489. I'm not going anywhere.Copy !req
490. OK then.
We'll bring the party to you...Copy !req
491. Come on J...Copy !req
492. JJ...Copy !req
493. He wanted to come around...Copy !req
494. Don't do anything bad, OK?Copy !req
495. Hello, Mr Mclair. Karen.Copy !req
496. Hello, JJ.Copy !req
497. Bad luck, Karen.
In the competition, like.Copy !req
498. But you know...Copy !req
499. What goes around comes around.Copy !req
500. How much did you lose by again?
15 votes?Copy !req
501. Well, that's funny.Copy !req
502. Cos that's about how many people
were in Keith's pub tonight.Copy !req
503. You voted against her?Copy !req
504. Not just me.
Everyone in there. JJ, even.Copy !req
505. Cook, don't...Copy !req
506. You fucking did what?Copy !req
507. You took my shed, I took
your competition. Fair's fair.Copy !req
508. You little shit,
you ugly little bastard...Copy !req
509. Guys. Guys. Guys.Copy !req
510. Let's go out? You can watch me play
pin the sausage on the bramble...Copy !req
511. I forgot how limber you were,
Karen...Copy !req
512. What's going on?Copy !req
513. You prick.Copy !req
514. You selfish fucking prick.Copy !req
515. Freddie, please.Copy !req
516. Freddie, please.
Fucking do it then. You pussy.Copy !req
517. I really fucking
love you, you bastard.Copy !req
518. JJ, we're leaving, man.Copy !req
519. JJ, I'm sorry.Copy !req
520. JJ!Copy !req
521. You fucking...Copy !req
522. 'Hi. This is Effy. I'm not talking
right now but leave a message...'Copy !req
523. Hi, um... is Ef...Copy !req
524. Give it up, will you?Copy !req
525. What?Copy !req
526. Just fuck right off.Copy !req
527. You've got about
as much chance of fucking meCopy !req
528. as becoming the democratically
elected Student President.Copy !req
529. You? President?Copy !req
530. Yeah man. Problem?Copy !req
531. Vote for me!
Vote for non-stop party!Copy !req
532. You're such a fucking joke.Copy !req
533. I'm a joke? You're fucking hilarious.Copy !req
534. Can we go somewhere? Anywhere?Copy !req