1. This programme contains
very strong language, drug use
and scenes of a sexual nature.Copy !req
2. I'm Freddie. I met a girl I
like today. She's beautiful.Copy !req
3. I just wanted to kiss you.
I want to kiss you now.Copy !req
4. You're amazing.Copy !req
5. Any of you girls fancy it?Copy !req
6. Any of you girls fancy it?
You're repulsive.Copy !req
7. Go on, fuck off home!Copy !req
8. I'm never going to a
brothel with you again.Copy !req
9. Please come back.Copy !req
10. Come back.Copy !req
11. Come back.Copy !req
12. Come back.Copy !req
13. Come back.Copy !req
14. Come back.Copy !req
15. Hi, I made tea.Copy !req
16. Hi, I made tea.
Huh? Oh!Copy !req
17. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean
to surprise you...Copy !req
18. Oh, sorry. I didn't mean
to surprise you...
It's OK, Anthea.Copy !req
19. Um... What are you doing?Copy !req
20. Oh, you know... Just, er,
just looking.Copy !req
21. Right.Copy !req
22. Whizzer.Copy !req
23. Eff's a bit out of it.Copy !req
24. She's beautiful... Not like me.Copy !req
25. Oh? Seems like somebody likes you!Copy !req
26. My boyfriend gave it to me.Copy !req
27. I only knew him three days.Copy !req
28. Thomas. Now he's gone.Copy !req
29. But it was fun while it lasted, hmm?Copy !req
30. So much fun...Copy !req
31. Yeah, it's called love.Copy !req
32. That's a big word!Copy !req
33. I dunno. Four letters is...Copy !req
34. Oh...Copy !req
35. But I'm sure it is love.Copy !req
36. All you want to do
is kiss them and...Copy !req
37. you know, other stuff?Copy !req
38. Brilliant stuff.Copy !req
39. Yeah.Copy !req
40. Yeah, brilliant stuff.Copy !req
41. Maybe this Thomas will hop on a
train and come back to see you.Copy !req
42. You can't get a train from the Congo.Copy !req
43. You can't get a train from the Congo.
Congo?Copy !req
44. You can't get a train from the Congo.
Congo?
Yeah, it's a Democratic Republic,Copy !req
45. located on the Equator
bordering Gabon and Cameroon.Copy !req
46. located on the Equator
bordering Gabon and Cameroon.
Yeah, I remember now.Copy !req
47. I really miss him.Copy !req
48. You think love conquers all, Anthea?Copy !req
49. I hope so, sweetie.Copy !req
50. Why don't you wake up
the sleeping beautyCopy !req
51. and tell her we have something
called "breakfast" in our country?Copy !req
52. Wheee!Copy !req
53. After that we had to get out
mega-speedily,Copy !req
54. so we climbed over some spiky fence,
and found ourselves in this field.Copy !req
55. Then what did we do, Eff?Copy !req
56. Can't remember.Copy !req
57. We either went to the park to find
the boys and then got chips, or the
other way round. Which was it, Eff?Copy !req
58. Chips. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
59. Super cool. Brown sauce
soaks up all the Red Bulls.Copy !req
60. Then we went crazy
cos Cook pulled down JJ's pants
and showed us his willy.Copy !req
61. Morning, Mum. .. Yeah thanks.Copy !req
62. Super duper great night
at the youth centre.Copy !req
63. I made soup, we prayed
and recycled socks.Copy !req
64. Soup - for the homeless,
they love soup.Copy !req
65. Um, cream of mushroom...Copy !req
66. Okey-doke.
Effy says, "Howdy doody."Copy !req
67. See you later, alligator.Copy !req
68. Did you just...?Copy !req
69. That was a pack of lies.Copy !req
70. Oh, you can't tell my mum the truth.Copy !req
71. She'd only do agony
flip and go ra-ra.Copy !req
72. Is she speaking English?Copy !req
73. She means the truth hurts, Dad.
It's for her own good.Copy !req
74. Oh...Copy !req
75. Oh...
Otherwise, truth...Copy !req
76. Boom.Copy !req
77. CLATTERINGCopy !req
78. You all right, love?Copy !req
79. Yeah, I just erm...
I just gotta, er...Copy !req
80. Stop it.Copy !req
81. You stop it.Copy !req
82. Is someone going to start speaking a
language round here I understand?Copy !req
83. Steve, mate?
Am I driving today?Copy !req
84. No.Copy !req
85. You're doing the International
Webcam and Hard Drive Expo in Poole.Copy !req
86. You don't want to miss that.Copy !req
87. I can't do it.Copy !req
88. Jesus! You should have told me,Copy !req
89. I fucking love those hard drive
events.Copy !req
90. Jim, who are you talking...?Copy !req
91. Jim, who are you talking...?
I need you.Copy !req
92. Jim, who are you talking...?
I need you.
OK, I'll get the car keys.
Get you to Poole in no time.Copy !req
93. For fuck's sake, I love you!Copy !req
94. When are you fucking
going to understand that?Copy !req
95. Steve...Copy !req
96. Mate, I'm... I'm married.Copy !req
97. I'm straight.Copy !req
98. Don't do dick, no way no how,
but, you know...Copy !req
99. I mean, c'est la vie.
Each to their own.Copy !req
100. I mean, c'est la vie.
Each to their own.
I can't stand it, Anthea...Copy !req
101. I mean, c'est la vie.
Each to their own.
I can't stand it, Anthea...
I told you...Copy !req
102. It's too late.Copy !req
103. Wallop!Copy !req
104. Bitch! Bitch!Copy !req
105. Bitch! Bitch!Copy !req
106. You don't understand! Jim, please!Copy !req
107. Listen!Copy !req
108. All those weekends! Those bendy
fucking yoga weekends in Dartmouth!Copy !req
109. Jim, please!Copy !req
110. Oh, you were bending
all right, weren't you?Copy !req
111. In all the right fucking places!Copy !req
112. Jim, just let me...Copy !req
113. I just want to explain to you.Copy !req
114. You've done enough
explaining, haven't you?Copy !req
115. Jim, I'm sorry.Copy !req
116. I love you.Copy !req
117. Please don't leave me.Copy !req
118. They fuck you up.Copy !req
119. They don't mean to, Eff.Copy !req
120. But they do.Copy !req
121. Effy!Copy !req
122. Not now, Mum. Effy!Copy !req
123. Bugger it, Eff.Copy !req
124. You can't half leg it.Copy !req
125. And I've got cross-country badge!Copy !req
126. Do you think your mum and
funny beard have been, you know...Copy !req
127. making monkey?Copy !req
128. Yes, Pandora.
They've been making monkey.Copy !req
129. Wow!Copy !req
130. Surfed and turfed...Copy !req
131. Yup.Copy !req
132. Eff...Copy !req
133. Eff, don't cry.Copy !req
134. Does... does this mean you're not
coming to my pyjama party?Copy !req
135. I'm not crying.Copy !req
136. Right.Copy !req
137. But my party?Copy !req
138. Sure. Why not?Copy !req
139. Let's get totally, totally fucked.Copy !req
140. Um, yeah, that's the thing.Copy !req
141. My mum's gonna be there
and we're gonna put on pyjamas
and play Twister.Copy !req
142. It's brilliant fun,
more fun than getting fucked...Copy !req
143. .. probably. And then you're all going
to tell me how to do it with TommoCopy !req
144. because I haven't got a clue.Copy !req
145. Pandora, why are we friends?Copy !req
146. Do you ever wonder?Copy !req
147. Well, that's super easy. You're my
pal because you're the coolest ever,Copy !req
148. and I'm yours because
I'll totally do anything you sayCopy !req
149. and none of your boyfriends
ever want to surf me cos I'm useless.Copy !req
150. and none of your boyfriends
ever want to surf me cos I'm useless.
That's it?Copy !req
151. Yeah.Copy !req
152. Come on, let's get hot chocolates.Copy !req
153. Cool.Copy !req
154. Hey!Copy !req
155. Oh, shit!Copy !req
156. I've been ringing you loads!Copy !req
157. You know Danny, he plays for the
Bristol Rovers Reserves, yeah?Copy !req
158. Yes, nice one, tasty.Copy !req
159. This is my new best friend, Effy.Copy !req
160. Cool tits, yeah?Copy !req
161. Cool tits, yeah?
SHE GIGGLESCopy !req
162. Sorry?Copy !req
163. Nice jugglies, babe - perky.Copy !req
164. Danny! He doesn't mean it,
do you, babes?Copy !req
165. Fuckin' right I do!Copy !req
166. Yeah!Copy !req
167. And I'm Pandora.Copy !req
168. OK. Hey kid, you should come up the
ground, watch the lads train, yeah?Copy !req
169. Cos after, we get some Lambrinis
in, we go lucky in the showers?Copy !req
170. He's joking, right?Copy !req
171. Um, yeah.Copy !req
172. Right. Anyway. Can't wait
for this party tonight.Copy !req
173. I've got a shitload
of weed and pills.Copy !req
174. Weeds? Um, no...Copy !req
175. Cool.Copy !req
176. Yeah man. Way safe... Orgy!Copy !req
177. Yeah man. Way safe... Orgy!
You're not coming.
It's girls only. Right?Copy !req
178. Yeah.Copy !req
179. Yeah.
We're gonna tell secrets
and get intimate, no boys.Copy !req
180. Intimate?Copy !req
181. Yes. Nice one! Take photos, babe!Copy !req
182. Oh, yes!Copy !req
183. So I've got Flying Saucepans
and Love Fountains. We're gonna fry!Copy !req
184. So I've got Flying Saucepans
and Love Fountains. We're gonna fry!
But, we're doing Twister.Copy !req
185. Cool. You can snort that, right?Copy !req
186. Cool. You can snort that, right?
Not exactly.Copy !req
187. Cool. You can snort that, right?
Not exactly.
Love Fountains are mint!Copy !req
188. Mum's making brownies.Copy !req
189. You OK?Copy !req
190. She's upset because her mum's been
making monkey and her dad's gone ape.Copy !req
191. Huh?Copy !req
192. Huh?
Bananas! Cos Beardy Steve's been
making her do the Funky Gibbon and...Copy !req
193. I've boobed, haven't I?Copy !req
194. I've boobed, haven't I?
Yes!Copy !req
195. I loves the Funky Gibbon!Copy !req
196. Danny.Copy !req
197. Danny.
Yeah?Copy !req
198. Danny.
Yeah?
You're gonna fuck off?
We need girl time.Copy !req
199. Yeah?Copy !req
200. Yeah?
Practice your ball skills, babe.Copy !req
201. I'll do that keepy-uppy thing
later, remember?Copy !req
202. I'll do that keepy-uppy thing
later, remember?
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
203. Cool!Copy !req
204. Mum's done the signal.Copy !req
205. So everybody knows
where my party is.Copy !req
206. How many people did you invite?Copy !req
207. Um. Four. You, Eff, Emily and Naomi.Copy !req
208. Naomi?
Why did you invite her?Copy !req
209. Em's says I have to
or she won't come.Copy !req
210. Ah. Sweet.Copy !req
211. Come on. We can do brownies
and then lick our bowls out.Copy !req
212. Do you think she knows she
sounds filthy half the time?Copy !req
213. Sometimes I wonder.Copy !req
214. Mum!Copy !req
215. CRASHINGCopy !req
216. Blastification!Copy !req
217. Drat! Drat! Fiddlesticks!Copy !req
218. Panda, we have spoken about shouting
like a goat in the house.Copy !req
219. Sorry. Look, Mum. Friends!Copy !req
220. Still shouting, Panda.
Calm time, please.Copy !req
221. I'm calm.Copy !req
222. I'm calm.Copy !req
223. I'm calm.Copy !req
224. So... this is Effy.Copy !req
225. Effy! We meet at last.Copy !req
226. Yes.Copy !req
227. Pandora has told me
so much about you.Copy !req
228. Yeah, you know, Eff
- your missionary work.Copy !req
229. Yes, I try and do as
much of that as I can.Copy !req
230. That's good. There's so
many bad things in the world.Copy !req
231. Boys, and drugs, guns, alcohol.Copy !req
232. Boys. Evil things.Copy !req
233. I'm glad Pandora's found a channel
she can pour her energy into.Copy !req
234. Well, yes, all the seamen like her.Copy !req
235. Seamen?Copy !req
236. Oh, yes. Loads of seamen.
Some of them are homeless as well.Copy !req
237. We'd all love to see Pandora
get her own missionary position.Copy !req
238. Right...Copy !req
239. Lovely. And this is?Copy !req
240. Katie.Copy !req
241. Katie. I haven't heard about you.Copy !req
242. She's a new friend, Mum. Stupid.Copy !req
243. Well, that's wonderful.Copy !req
244. We're not used to having so many
friends, are we, Panda?Copy !req
245. No. And I've got more.Copy !req
246. Heaps more. Two more.Copy !req
247. Four friends. Goodness. We're going
to have a wild old time, aren't we?Copy !req
248. I hope you all like
playing Monster in the Dark.Copy !req
249. Looking forward to it.Copy !req
250. I expect you all want to wash
your hands and take your shoes off.Copy !req
251. Come on. I'll show you
Mum's special box.Copy !req
252. Fucking hell.Copy !req
253. Yes?Copy !req
254. Nothing, young lady.Copy !req
255. I have nothing to say to you at all.Copy !req
256. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
257. Hi.Copy !req
258. Jesus.Copy !req
259. I've never been to a pyjama party
before, so I brought vodka.Copy !req
260. Was that right?Copy !req
261. Dunno.Copy !req
262. I don't wear pyjamas.Copy !req
263. Right.Copy !req
264. I dunno why she invited me anyway.Copy !req
265. I hardly know her.Copy !req
266. I asked her to invite you.Copy !req
267. I thought we sorted this out.Copy !req
268. Well, it doesn't hurt
to get to know each other.Copy !req
269. Emily...Copy !req
270. We're in the same class.Copy !req
271. We'll be hanging out
for the next two years...Copy !req
272. You going to tell people
you're gay anytime soon?Copy !req
273. What?Copy !req
274. I'm not. I'm not gay.Copy !req
275. Telling you, Em. You haven't
thought this through, have you?Copy !req
276. No.Copy !req
277. So can I just say again?Copy !req
278. Me, not muff muncher.
Me, cock cruncher.Copy !req
279. You getting any cock?Copy !req
280. I have done.Copy !req
281. Except he had erectile dysfunction.
17 times.Copy !req
282. I was getting tennis elbow,
you know.Copy !req
283. Yes?
Can I help you with something?Copy !req
284. No.Copy !req
285. This is a quiet cul-de-sac
and you are disgraceful young women.Copy !req
286. Yeah? So go fuck yourself, tosser.Copy !req
287. Hi!Copy !req
288. Hey... What? Hey!Copy !req
289. Mum! More friends! Naomi and Emily!Copy !req
290. Calm, please, Panda.Copy !req
291. Oh, yeah. I'm calm.Copy !req
292. I'm calm.Copy !req
293. We've been so looking forward
to this, haven't we, Panda?Copy !req
294. Yeah.Copy !req
295. What?Copy !req
296. Oh, yeah. Shoes!Copy !req
297. Are you all chums?Copy !req
298. Oh, yeah.
Ems and Naomi are real good friends.Copy !req
299. How lovely.Copy !req
300. Really good,
and now they like me as well.Copy !req
301. Hang on. Aren't you Katie?Copy !req
302. That's the amazing thing! Katie!Copy !req
303. They're twins.
C'est incroyable, baby!Copy !req
304. Sorry?Copy !req
305. It's French. Thomas taught me!Copy !req
306. He's such a blinkin' dream and...Copy !req
307. Bugger.Copy !req
308. Thomas?Copy !req
309. Who's Thomas?Copy !req
310. Oh, you know...Copy !req
311. Um...Copy !req
312. Pandora. I do hope you haven't been
defying me on the subject of boys.Copy !req
313. He's my boyfriend, actually.Copy !req
314. He does, um, excellent French.Copy !req
315. Right. Well, Pandora knows my opinion
on boyfriends.Copy !req
316. They just want to get into my box.Copy !req
317. Yes, and I do hope all of you
will respect that in this houseCopy !req
318. we do not allow unruly males
at parties.Copy !req
319. I'm sure your parents
would say the same thing.Copy !req
320. Um... yeah.Copy !req
321. Yeah.Copy !req
322. Boys. Eeugh. Disgusting.Copy !req
323. There you go, Katie and Emily.Copy !req
324. Completely identical.Copy !req
325. Are you interested in
all the same things?Copy !req
326. Um...Copy !req
327. I'm not sure.Copy !req
328. You like Twister, though?Copy !req
329. Sorry?Copy !req
330. Twister! It's brill!
It's gonna be twistomatic, baby!Copy !req
331. Pandora gets over-stimulated.
We do exercises nightly.Copy !req
332. Oh, I've left pyjamas out
for you all.Copy !req
333. They're pink... and clean.
Very, very clean.Copy !req
334. OVEN BEEPSCopy !req
335. Ooh. Are they nicely gooey?Copy !req
336. I'm certainly hoping so.Copy !req
337. Heavenly.Copy !req
338. You know, I'm wondering if you
aren't a little bit naughty, Effy.Copy !req
339. I am.Copy !req
340. Well, I bet you're naughty enoughCopy !req
341. to try these brownies with me
before anybody else.Copy !req
342. I'll try anything.Copy !req
343. OK, then. Let's dive in.Copy !req
344. I love brownies. I love them.Copy !req
345. Twister.Copy !req
346. Are you shitting me?Copy !req
347. Don't worry.Copy !req
348. I spiked the chocolate brownies
with MDMA.Copy !req
349. You what?Copy !req
350. Yeah. Appreciate it, OK. There's
fucking 40 quid's worth in there.Copy !req
351. You think it's funny?Copy !req
352. It is kind of.Copy !req
353. Yeah, enter into the spirit, Ems.Copy !req
354. So, Katie, you gonna be nice to me
now we're Twister pals?Copy !req
355. I promise not to grab your minge
and everything.Copy !req
356. OK, ha ha.
Hands off the muff and we're sorted.Copy !req
357. Gotcha, no buffing the beaver.Copy !req
358. No groping the growler.Copy !req
359. Don't tickle on my tinkle.Copy !req
360. OK, I won't fluff up your flange.Copy !req
361. You done?Copy !req
362. You done?
Yep.
We're double done with the DNA dump.Copy !req
363. Hey, guys!
What do you think?Copy !req
364. Mum made them specially, and look!Copy !req
365. Jesus.Copy !req
366. So you can have Sexy Poo...Copy !req
367. .. or Brainy Poo.Copy !req
368. Except for me, cos I have Panda Poo!Copy !req
369. Mum and me sewed 'em on. It was
a wacker job, I'm telling you.Copy !req
370. I'm not wearing that.Copy !req
371. Why not? It's a pyjama party.Copy !req
372. What the fuck? Give it here.Copy !req
373. Oh, whizzer poo!
Because look what goes with them.Copy !req
374. Isn't Mum wick?Copy !req
375. Are they getting undressed?Copy !req
376. Cook, they're not.
Why would they get undressed?Copy !req
377. Can I just remind you
that Pandora's partyCopy !req
378. is specified as a girls-only event.Copy !req
379. Yup. And you know what that means?Copy !req
380. Of course I do.Copy !req
381. OK, so I'm not 100% sure
what it means.Copy !req
382. So let me enlighten you, Double J.Copy !req
383. Pyjama party means only one thing -
girls getting friendly.Copy !req
384. Friendly?Copy !req
385. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
386. Real friendly.Copy !req
387. Hang on. Even I know that only
happens in overblownCopy !req
388. and possibly illegal teen dramas.Copy !req
389. Mum says there's a lot less sex
going on than I might imagine.Copy !req
390. You never experienced
wish fulfilment, J?Copy !req
391. Never.Copy !req
392. They're all in there,Copy !req
393. girls getting to know each other,
experimenting, getting lubed upCopy !req
394. and gagging for forbidden fruit
and we're gonna give it to them.Copy !req
395. If Freddie was here...Copy !req
396. Do you see Freddie?
Did we invite Freddie?Copy !req
397. No.Copy !req
398. And why didn't we invite him?Copy !req
399. Because he's a fun-sponge?Copy !req
400. You got it.Copy !req
401. You see?Copy !req
402. It's a sign.Copy !req
403. Yes?Copy !req
404. Um... Hello.Copy !req
405. I'll call the police.Copy !req
406. CAR ALARM BLARESCopy !req
407. Cook?Copy !req
408. Cook?Copy !req
409. Come on!Copy !req
410. This is a fantasy and I have to tell
you, a poorly constructed one.Copy !req
411. Just because I have a natural
facility on a climbing wall...Copy !req
412. Just because I have a natural
facility on a climbing wall...
Come on, we need to see them
doing it.Copy !req
413. For the last time,
they won't be doing it.Copy !req
414. They won't be naked, or engaged
in mutual masturbation...Copy !req
415. Check.
What?Copy !req
416. I'm requesting a check.
Is that too much to ask of a friend?Copy !req
417. What the fuck?Copy !req
418. Oh, my god, oh, my god!Copy !req
419. What... What? What?Copy !req
420. They're n.. na...Copy !req
421. Please say naked.Copy !req
422. Please say naked.
Nearly.
Good enough.Copy !req
423. Ah...! Cook...! Cook...!Copy !req
424. Aah! No...! Cook! Cook!Copy !req
425. What the fuck?Copy !req
426. Whatever...Copy !req
427. I'm going to slip!Copy !req
428. Nothing. Tummy. Too much cake...Copy !req
429. Hey, Mum. Look. We're pretty in pink!Copy !req
430. Oh! That's wonderful, girls.Copy !req
431. I must compliment myself, though.Copy !req
432. My brownies are usually delicious,
but I've really excelled myself.Copy !req
433. This is my third already.Copy !req
434. Yum... I'm gonna have three.
Thanks, Mum.Copy !req
435. Yeah, sure...Copy !req
436. Wow.Copy !req
437. Listen to that.Copy !req
438. Can you hear the music?Copy !req
439. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
440. Mum?Copy !req
441. Oh, that's beautiful.Copy !req
442. Oh, it sounds... >Copy !req
443. What's she doing?Copy !req
444. Wonderful, oh, wow! >Copy !req
445. Yeah, I'm getting it!Copy !req
446. I'm telling you.
That is fucking good shit!Copy !req
447. What have you done?Copy !req
448. Eat a cake, Panda.
It's gonna be a long night.Copy !req
449. I'm telling you, man.Copy !req
450. We gotta fucking get in there!Copy !req
451. No.
No?
Freddie says, every time you ask me
to do something, just say no.Copy !req
452. He said that?Copy !req
453. He said that?
Yes. It's a song which gives
useful lifestyle adviceCopy !req
454. but it's also a state of mind.Copy !req
455. Maybe me and Freds will have words.Copy !req
456. But somehow, Gay J,
I'm going to this party.Copy !req
457. You coming?Copy !req
458. No.Copy !req
459. Just say no.Copy !req
460. Suit yourself, Gay J.Copy !req
461. Oh, balls!Copy !req
462. Freds, you gotta get down here!
We've gone to Nine.Copy !req
463. 'Nine?'Copy !req
464. 'Nine?'
Affirmative.
It's a Niner. Code Red.Copy !req
465. He's going in.Copy !req
466. He's going in.
'Stop him, JJ. Stop him!'Copy !req
467. Result.Copy !req
468. Eurgh!Copy !req
469. Oh, God...Copy !req
470. Dump her in here!Copy !req
471. Shit! Fuck!Copy !req
472. That was so... So fun.Copy !req
473. Is she breathing?Copy !req
474. BURPSCopy !req
475. Yep.Copy !req
476. Safe.Copy !req
477. Oh, man!Copy !req
478. Panda, come on! Let me in.Copy !req
479. It was a joke.
It wasn't even me!Copy !req
480. You always bog everything up!Copy !req
481. It's always you!
You do everything you likeCopy !req
482. just cos you're depressed cos your
mum's getting wacked up the pants!Copy !req
483. This is my party and I'm upset
because my boyfriend got deportedCopy !req
484. and you're supposed to be eating
jelly and playing Twister at my partyCopy !req
485. and telling me how to pop my cherry
with my boyfriend...!Copy !req
486. Christ's sake, I'll show
you how to do a blowjob.Copy !req
487. I don't want a blowjob.Copy !req
488. I want my boyfriend back!Copy !req
489. Panda.Copy !req
490. I was just...Copy !req
491. Panda!Copy !req
492. Um... she's upset. >Copy !req
493. Do I ever get to be upset?Copy !req
494. Do I ever get to be anyone but me?Copy !req
495. Eff...
Fuck off!Copy !req
496. Effy, just...Copy !req
497. Panda...Copy !req
498. Oh, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
499. Get Cook out. Don't get arrested.Copy !req
500. They will not be naked.
I'm going in.Copy !req
501. Where you going? >Copy !req
502. All right, all right!
Keep your vagina on.Copy !req
503. Whoa...Copy !req
504. So... What do you want, Ems?Copy !req
505. Pinot Grigio, or...Copy !req
506. cider oblivion?Copy !req
507. Anything...Copy !req
508. Just give me a fucking...Copy !req
509. Just... Just give me a...Copy !req
510. Oh...Copy !req
511. It's only the drugs, right?Copy !req
512. You liked that.Copy !req
513. You're gay.Copy !req
514. Yes.Copy !req
515. Oh, my giddy, giddy, giddy...Copy !req
516. .. aunt!Copy !req
517. Fuck...Copy !req
518. CAR HORN BLARESCopy !req
519. Shit.Copy !req
520. Hey, Katie! Katie!Copy !req
521. Where are you, girl?
Which fucking house, girl?Copy !req
522. Wahey!Copy !req
523. What's going on, kidder?Copy !req
524. The lads! Wahey!Copy !req
525. Oh, shit.Copy !req
526. Yes! Pyjama party,
check it out, lads.Copy !req
527. (LAUGHS) Nice one!Copy !req
528. You're not meant
to be here, remember?Copy !req
529. Come on. Have a heart.
We lost 7-0 again, innit?Copy !req
530. You know the lads... Tommo...Copy !req
531. Marco... How you doing, man?Copy !req
532. Jonno... Sambo... Keeno...Copy !req
533. Danno...Copy !req
534. Paedo!Copy !req
535. Nice...!Copy !req
536. EXCITED CHATTERINGCopy !req
537. Sorry.Copy !req
538. Hello?Copy !req
539. The fucking door's
locked itself, hasn't it?Copy !req
540. Hey.Copy !req
541. Hey.Copy !req
542. You should've pulled.Copy !req
543. I will now, won't I?Copy !req
544. Is this the cupboard
for mindless sex?Copy !req
545. You don't give a fuck
about anything, do you?Copy !req
546. Nope.Copy !req
547. Go away.Copy !req
548. Go away.Copy !req
549. Please.Copy !req
550. I want my boyfriend.Copy !req
551. Yeah.Copy !req
552. Wait.Copy !req
553. Hang on. Don't push.Copy !req
554. I wanna...Copy !req
555. I wanna...
Wait! There's something here.Copy !req
556. No.Copy !req
557. Aargh!Copy !req
558. What the fuck?Copy !req
559. What's going on?Copy !req
560. Are we...?Copy !req
561. Are we next door?Copy !req
562. We're next door.Copy !req
563. 'Hello. I'm Martin. This is Angela.'Copy !req
564. 'Hi.'Copy !req
565. 'And this is how we have sex.'Copy !req
566. You! Yes, you.Copy !req
567. I've called the police, you know?Copy !req
568. I'll be giving Angela a report
when she gets back.Copy !req
569. I'll be giving Angela a report
when she gets back.
Right.Copy !req
570. It's nearly nine o'clock...Copy !req
571. disgusting. Absolutely shocking,
what you kids get up to.Copy !req
572. Shocking!Copy !req
573. JJ?Copy !req
574. Throw me through the ceiling! Throw
me through the fucking ceiling!Copy !req
575. JJ! JJ! JJ!Copy !req
576. G... G... Got locked on, Freds.Copy !req
577. It's gone to a 12... easy.Copy !req
578. It's all right. It's all right.Copy !req
579. Come on. We're gonna leave, come on.Copy !req
580. Yeah? All right?Copy !req
581. I didn't want to leave
without him.Copy !req
582. It's an international incident.
I thought he was gonna...Copy !req
583. gonna... I didn't
want to leave without him.Copy !req
584. Fuck him, JJ.Copy !req
585. Freddie.Copy !req
586. You came.Copy !req
587. Cool.Copy !req
588. JJ gets locked on.
You have to look after him.Copy !req
589. I thought Cook...Copy !req
590. Cook's his friend.Copy !req
591. I think Cook's your friend, isn't he?Copy !req
592. Not necessarily.Copy !req
593. Hey, you'll never guess
what Pandora's Mum...Copy !req
594. Hey, you'll never guess
what Pandora's Mum...
We're going home, Eff.Copy !req
595. Where's Pandora?Copy !req
596. Come on.Copy !req
597. to fuck everything up.Copy !req
598. My parents are splitting up.Copy !req
599. I'm sorry.Copy !req
600. I got trashed.Copy !req
601. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
602. It's shit.Copy !req
603. All right, Panda?Copy !req
604. We're the last ones standing.Copy !req
605. No-one's got any stamina these days.Copy !req
606. Right.
Whizzer.Copy !req
607. I wanted to play Twister...Copy !req
608. tell me how to do sex.Copy !req
609. Bummer.Copy !req
610. How do you do it, anyway?Copy !req
611. you've done loads of sex.Copy !req
612. No, Twister.Copy !req
613. Oh! Well, you spin the dial...Copy !req
614. and then you put your hands
and feet where it tells you.Copy !req
615. and then you put your hands
and feet where it tells you.
(LAUGHS) Right!Copy !req
616. Hand, there.Copy !req
617. Right. Now me.Copy !req
618. OK.Copy !req
619. Over here.Copy !req
620. Oh!Copy !req
621. Oh!
You gotta move that and that.Copy !req
622. That!Copy !req
623. That!
Oh, great!Copy !req
624. That.Copy !req
625. OK, put your hand on yellow.
Is it on there?Copy !req
626. Hey, Panda?Copy !req
627. Yes, Cookie?Copy !req
628. Do you want me to show you?Copy !req
629. What?Copy !req
630. You know...Copy !req
631. Wow. You really are beautiful.Copy !req
632. So are you, Mum.Copy !req
633. I wanted to be...Copy !req
634. ..one more time.Copy !req
635. See ya later.Copy !req
636. Any good?Copy !req
637. I don't know what you mean.Copy !req
638. I mean he's a sensational fuck,
yeah?Copy !req
639. There's a lot of things
you don't know about me, Eff.Copy !req
640. Just cos I'm useless,
don't mean I'm nothing.Copy !req
641. We're friends because you don't
surf-and-turf my men. You said that.Copy !req
642. He's not yours, Eff.
He'll never belong to anyone.Copy !req
643. Shut up.Copy !req
644. Shut up.
That's why you don't really want him.Copy !req
645. Shut up.
That's why you don't really want him.
Shut up.Copy !req
646. He's not the one you want, Eff.Copy !req
647. He's not the one you want, Eff.
Shut up!Copy !req
648. I know because I'm your friend.Copy !req
649. But you don't make
enough effort, Eff.Copy !req
650. I'm just there to laugh at.Copy !req
651. You don't know me.Copy !req
652. My life.Copy !req
653. My family. My Mum.Copy !req
654. Why don't you know anything
about my Mum?Copy !req
655. I know everything about yours.Copy !req
656. You're right.Copy !req
657. I don't know anything
about your Mum.Copy !req
658. I'm sorry. OK?Copy !req
659. Yeah.Copy !req
660. Oh, Jesus...Copy !req
661. What?Copy !req
662. Careful what you wish for, Pandora.Copy !req
663. Careful what you wish for, Pandora.
Why?Copy !req
664. Panda! Panda! >Copy !req
665. Panda! Panda! >Copy !req
666. Look, I'm here!Copy !req
667. Panda!Copy !req
668. It's me. >Copy !req
669. Are you not glad to see me? >Copy !req
670. Mother said I could come back.Copy !req
671. What's wrong? >Copy !req
672. Don't be a twat, Thomas.
Give your girlfriend a hug.Copy !req
673. Yes...Copy !req
674. Oh, Panda.Copy !req
675. I missed you...Copy !req
676. I missed you too much.Copy !req
677. It's OK.Copy !req
678. Everything is OK.Copy !req
679. Everything is A1.Copy !req
680. I'm sorry.Copy !req