1. You can have anything you want.Copy !req
2. It's yours for the taking.Copy !req
3. But we've been conditioned to think
that this isn't fair somehow.Copy !req
4. That that's taking something away
from someone else, right?Copy !req
5. - Right.
- Right.Copy !req
6. Wrong.Copy !req
7. The bounty of the universe
is without limits.Copy !req
8. What exactly is Beauty Vision anyway?Copy !req
9. Oh, it's a personalized
life-management system.Copy !req
10. It sounds kind of culty.Copy !req
11. Everybody wants a better life.Copy !req
12. Shit, two years ago,
I was living out of my fucking car.Copy !req
13. He told me the first time we went out
he was going to marry me.Copy !req
14. It was unbelievably romantic,
and now I have this beautiful baby.Copy !req
15. And that's what Beauty Vision is.Copy !req
16. It's a way of seeing the world
without fear.Copy !req
17. Now, these new territories are gonna
go so fast. The franchise fee is $45,000.Copy !req
18. Sign me up.Copy !req
19. Are you really ready for this?Copy !req
20. Fuck, yeah.Copy !req
21. Well, welcome to Beauty Vision.Copy !req
22. - Your husband is gorgeous.
- Thank you.Copy !req
23. He spends an hour on
the StairMaster every day.Copy !req
24. Jesus.Copy !req
25. Is that blood? Shit!Copy !req
26. He must've hit his head
on the bottom of the pool.Copy !req
27. Chandler!Copy !req
28. Oh, my God.Copy !req
29. Wake your tired ass up, sleepyhead.Copy !req
30. - What's for breakfast?
- Me, stupid.Copy !req
31. Now, which one of you is the wife?Copy !req
32. No, no, keep going. Keep going.
I'm kind of curious as to how this works.Copy !req
33. No breakfast?Copy !req
34. - Why'd you let me sleep late?
- I didn't have the heart to wake you.Copy !req
35. You looked so relaxed,
which I don't see that often.Copy !req
36. Today's the reading of Dad's will.
You know about that.Copy !req
37. It'll all be over real soon.Copy !req
38. - Thank you for sleeping over.
- You snore.Copy !req
39. Don't forget about the meeting
tomorrow night.Copy !req
40. You think I'd miss a meeting
of gay police and firemen?Copy !req
41. You'll like these guys. They're cool.Copy !req
42. I'll pick you up around 7.
We'll grab a bite to eat.Copy !req
43. - Call me before you head over.
- So you can weasel your way out of it?Copy !req
44. I never know when I'm gonna have to
work, Keith. This is a busy time for us.Copy !req
45. A lot of people hold on
for one last Christmas, and then bye-bye.Copy !req
46. I always thought shiatsu
was more intense than this.Copy !req
47. Oh, it'll get there.Copy !req
48. I'm just trying to find out
where you're wounded.Copy !req
49. Wounded?Copy !req
50. I got stabbed in the thigh
with a BIC pen once.Copy !req
51. I wasn't speaking literally.Copy !req
52. Oh, here's a good one.Copy !req
53. Old, but recently reopened.Copy !req
54. - You're so full of shit.
- Well, we're all wounded.Copy !req
55. We carry our wounds
around with us throughout life...Copy !req
56. and eventually, they kill us.Copy !req
57. Things happen that leave
a mark in space, in time, in us.Copy !req
58. I'm sure this is all
very deep and profound...Copy !req
59. but you know,
I get enough depth at home.Copy !req
60. You're supposed to be
my haven away from all that.Copy !req
61. I'm not supposed to be anything.Copy !req
62. Morning, Dave.Copy !req
63. Aren't those the same clothes
you had on yesterday?Copy !req
64. Everything I own looks alike.Copy !req
65. I sense you're not being completely
honest with me, Dave.Copy !req
66. Have you changed any
since you were 14?Copy !req
67. Hey, I'm all for you
getting laid, believe me.Copy !req
68. Morning.Copy !req
69. You gotta try these. They're hydroponic.
Grown in water.Copy !req
70. I know the guy who grows them.
He's a big supplier to the co-op.Copy !req
71. - So my peaches are no good?
- What?Copy !req
72. No, they're fine.Copy !req
73. Mr. Hickey wants us there on time
for the reading of the will.Copy !req
74. We should all go in the same car.Copy !req
75. Great, I have to miss
another day of school?Copy !req
76. What am I, some poor Victorian waif,
who has to stay hidden from view?Copy !req
77. Fine, go to school...Copy !req
78. stay out all night,
live in the streets. See if I care.Copy !req
79. Was she like this growing up?Copy !req
80. No, not really,
but she was well on her way.Copy !req
81. Morning.Copy !req
82. You're looking spiffy
in that suit, Dave.Copy !req
83. That's so clever. You're talking
like the computer in the movie.Copy !req
84. Wow, you're funny.Copy !req
85. Have a hydroponic raspberry
grown by a guy named Gunther...Copy !req
86. who once slept with Stevie Nicks.Copy !req
87. So, Dave, are you gonna
tell us about her?Copy !req
88. - Who?
- Oh, he's got a friend.Copy !req
89. - Are you and Jennifer back together?
- No.Copy !req
90. - Have you met someone else, Dave?
- Leave him alone.Copy !req
91. - Someone from outside your pod?
- Shut up, asshole.Copy !req
92. Thank you, Claire.Copy !req
93. Why are you still here anyway?
Why don't you go back to Seattle?Copy !req
94. Because I would miss
the joyful sense of belonging I get here.Copy !req
95. I have no idea what kind
of service he'd want.Copy !req
96. Well, at this scale,
it depends on who he was...Copy !req
97. and how he saw himself.
The statement that he made with his life.Copy !req
98. He was, like, so dynamic.Copy !req
99. He had his own business. Beauty Vision?Copy !req
100. - From the infomercial?
- Chandler invented it.Copy !req
101. Large scale.Copy !req
102. I'll arrange viewings
for tomorrow and the next day...Copy !req
103. interment at Cedar Hill,
service for 200.Copy !req
104. Now, we should choose
an appropriate resting vessel...Copy !req
105. one that befits a man of his stature.Copy !req
106. May I ask what kind of car
your husband preferred?Copy !req
107. He drives a BMW.Copy !req
108. Do you know which model?Copy !req
109. The biggest, fastest one.Copy !req
110. I recommend the Titan Series.Copy !req
111. Solid mahogany, pan-finished
with burwood accents...Copy !req
112. the same wood used in luxury
automobile interiors.Copy !req
113. - It looks expensive.
- Nine thousand.Copy !req
114. It's more than just a casket. It's a...Copy !req
115. tribute, really.Copy !req
116. Okay.Copy !req
117. - Are we finished?
- A major credit card to get us started.Copy !req
118. Hi.Copy !req
119. "I, Nathaniel Samuel Fisher, a resident
of Los Angeles County, California...Copy !req
120. declare this to be my last will
and revoke all former wills and codicils.Copy !req
121. First, to my wife, Ruth...Copy !req
122. I leave all bank accounts,
stocks and bonds that are in my name.Copy !req
123. That's in addition to the life insurance.Copy !req
124. Second, I bequeath the company,
Fisher & Sons Funeral Home...Copy !req
125. and all real property and business
interest attached as follows:Copy !req
126. Fifty percent to my son
David James Fisher...Copy !req
127. and fifty percent to my son
Nathaniel Samuel Fisher Jr."Copy !req
128. What?Copy !req
129. What, was he high?
Why would he do that?Copy !req
130. David.Copy !req
131. - Wow, I guess I don't even rate.
- No, he set up a trust for you.Copy !req
132. David.Copy !req
133. Hey, wait, David.Copy !req
134. David, David, David, I don't want it.Copy !req
135. Well, excuse me while I go contemplate
the irony of that.Copy !req
136. - What's my recourse here?
- Recourse?Copy !req
137. Your entire college education
is provided for.Copy !req
138. - So I don't get anything.
- You get education, Claire.Copy !req
139. A privilege that not everyone gets.Copy !req
140. - What if I don't wanna go?
- You need it these days...Copy !req
141. not just to succeed,
but to survive.Copy !req
142. Okay, spare me the tough-love
rationalization, just bottom-line it, please.Copy !req
143. Should you decide not to go, the money
will become available to you...Copy !req
144. when you're 25.Copy !req
145. So this is like blackmail
from beyond the grave.Copy !req
146. What in the hell was Dad thinking?
Is this some sick joke?Copy !req
147. It's Fisher and Sons.
You're the sons.Copy !req
148. Mom gets half a million
in life insurance...Copy !req
149. which is fair, but I
have strings attached?Copy !req
150. - Let's not talk about what's fair.
- Have my half.Copy !req
151. No, your father knew exactly
what he was doing.Copy !req
152. He wanted everybody happy,
and we will be happy.Copy !req
153. I guess what I want is totally irrelevant.Copy !req
154. Dave, listen, this is all wrong.
It should be yours, or yours and Mom's.Copy !req
155. I really don't wanna discuss it now.Copy !req
156. Maybe I'll move to Florida.Copy !req
157. That's ridiculous, Mom,
and it's not helping.Copy !req
158. You're adults, and Claire
will be leaving next year.Copy !req
159. Yeah, to join the Marines.
I wanna learn to kill, kill, kill.Copy !req
160. - Is that Mr. Swanson? How does he look?
- Easy.Copy !req
161. Head split open, some scalp work.Copy !req
162. Hair extensions to cover
the stitches, maybe.Copy !req
163. You guys are in my way.Copy !req
164. Mrs. F.Copy !req
165. Vanessa called.
We got a fresh one at Bay Breeze.Copy !req
166. - Pick it up. I'll get Swanson.
- No, I still gotta finish Mrs. Huffington.Copy !req
167. - Federico, her viewing is at 3:00.
- Yeah, well, she's majorly jaundiced.Copy !req
168. - Crank up the pink spots over her casket.
- David, the woman looks like a banana.Copy !req
169. I don't airbrush her,
the family will freak.Copy !req
170. You wanna put her out like that,
then take my name off the certificate.Copy !req
171. Nate, I need you to pick up a body
at Bay Breeze Nursing Home.Copy !req
172. - I don't know how.
- Put him on a gurney...Copy !req
173. put the gurney in the car...Copy !req
174. take the elevator,
put him in the freezer.Copy !req
175. You think you can handle that?Copy !req
176. You own half the business now.
Start pulling your weight.Copy !req
177. News flash, other people exist!Copy !req
178. Hey, give me 20 minutes.
I'll go with you.Copy !req
179. Thanks.Copy !req
180. So did Dad ever say anything to you
that might explain why he would do this?Copy !req
181. Like, "By the way, Federico,
I've lost my fucking mind."Copy !req
182. It's a good business. Steady.Copy !req
183. He was still pissed at me
for not going into it...Copy !req
184. but what does he think,
he can force me?Copy !req
185. Maybe he was pissed at Dave.Copy !req
186. Hey.Copy !req
187. You wanna go to a thing tonight?Copy !req
188. I'm not in the mood
for a thing, Gabriel.Copy !req
189. Come on,
don't go through this alone.Copy !req
190. Fat chance, it's like I got
a sign on my head...Copy !req
191. that says, "Freak with the dead dad."Copy !req
192. And like all these people,
who are so tragic, even knew him.Copy !req
193. I met your dad once.Copy !req
194. Remember, he buried
my grandmother Alice.Copy !req
195. Why are you talking to me?Copy !req
196. - What, you think I'm a jerk?
- Yes.Copy !req
197. You know you're different now.Copy !req
198. I can see through walls.Copy !req
199. Don't your skanks need to be walked?Copy !req
200. I wanna see you.Copy !req
201. Mrs. Fisher?Copy !req
202. I'm Matthew Gilardi.
Do you have a moment?Copy !req
203. - Did David mention me, by any chance?
- I don't think he did.Copy !req
204. Well, I thought I'd drop off the details...Copy !req
205. of our buyout offer
so you could look it over.Copy !req
206. The terms are quite generous.Copy !req
207. Especially the stock options.Copy !req
208. Who are you to buy us out?Copy !req
209. I never saw you before in my life.Copy !req
210. I represent Kroehner
Service International.Copy !req
211. A chain?Copy !req
212. Kroehner is a family of quality
death-care facilities, Mrs. Fisher.Copy !req
213. We have a 157 units
in Southern California...Copy !req
214. and we're inviting you to be 158.Copy !req
215. You should discuss
the situation with your son David.Copy !req
216. - I have two sons.
- Really? I was only aware of one.Copy !req
217. I know how many sons
I have, Mr. Gilardi.Copy !req
218. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
219. Just look at the numbers.
I'll let myself out.Copy !req
220. Morning.Copy !req
221. How are you folks today?Copy !req
222. Don't expect to be popular.Copy !req
223. - Hey, baby. Nate, look at you.
- Look at you.Copy !req
224. Four-and-a-half months,
this one wants out already.Copy !req
225. - Mr. Suarez all ready to go?
- Yeah, but, honey, we got a problem.Copy !req
226. My sister can't pick up
Julio from school.Copy !req
227. She got another callback
from that cat-food commercial.Copy !req
228. - What about my career, huh?
- Come on.Copy !req
229. I can't do it, not today.
David's head would explode.Copy !req
230. Nate, you ought to remind your brother
how many clients I have referred...Copy !req
231. to you guys from here
and tell him to cut Rico some slack.Copy !req
232. No, no, no.Copy !req
233. You won't.Copy !req
234. Rico, go.Copy !req
235. I'm the new boss, right?Copy !req
236. Okay, but I'm telling Dave
you said I could.Copy !req
237. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
238. I can do this. I just need some help
getting him onto the gurney.Copy !req
239. You can touch him if you wear
one of these. Believe me, he won't mind.Copy !req
240. All right, pull the bed back.
Line it up with the gurney.Copy !req
241. All right.Copy !req
242. - Okay.
- That good?Copy !req
243. Yeah, take this off for a second. Okay.Copy !req
244. All right, grab his shoulders.
On three. Ready?Copy !req
245. One, two, three.Copy !req
246. Angel lust.Copy !req
247. - Does that happen a lot?
- A fair amount.Copy !req
248. You can be dead,
but you're never really dead.Copy !req
249. - Hello.
- So I've been thinking.Copy !req
250. We skipped way too many steps.
We need to have a first date.Copy !req
251. Okay.Copy !req
252. I'm at Pinot Hollywood,
Know where that is?Copy !req
253. - You mean right now?
- Yeah,Copy !req
254. I'd love to, but I've got
a dead body in the car with me.Copy !req
255. I can certainly understand why you
wouldn't want to get away from that.Copy !req
256. Come on, just a glass of wine,
15 minutes. The dead guy won't mind.Copy !req
257. - Do me a favor, keep it out of the sun.
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
258. I had forgotten. They make these noises.Copy !req
259. The air comes out. It's like:Copy !req
260. No.Copy !req
261. Dad knew that I hated
this whole fucked-up business.Copy !req
262. He should respect that.Copy !req
263. Well, poor Dave, I'd be pissed too.Copy !req
264. Although, he does seem to take it
to this extra, Old Testament level.Copy !req
265. So does this mean you're not
going back to Seattle on Sunday?Copy !req
266. Fuck.Copy !req
267. Okay, don't think about it.
Tell me about yourself.Copy !req
268. Like this is our first date and we never
had sex before you knew my name.Copy !req
269. You mean the recap
of major life events...Copy !req
270. told in a humorous
and self-deprecating way...Copy !req
271. which almost always
gets me laid?Copy !req
272. - No.
- Why not?Copy !req
273. - I'm not that guy with you.
- Who are you?Copy !req
274. I don't know, somebody new.Copy !req
275. It's because of your father.Copy !req
276. You're with me
at your most vulnerable.Copy !req
277. You felt comfortable.
You felt really accepted.Copy !req
278. You always analyze guys
on the first date?Copy !req
279. - Only if they're interesting.
- Oh, so you think I'm interesting.Copy !req
280. Yeah. I don't meet that many
men with dead guys...Copy !req
281. with hard-ons in their car.Copy !req
282. When Mrs. Swanson's credit card
didn't go through, I ran a check...Copy !req
283. and they were in debt
up to their ears.Copy !req
284. We have a $3200 Titan casket
being delivered tomorrow.Copy !req
285. Why didn't you tell me
there's an offer to buy us out?Copy !req
286. I knew what you and Dad thought
of Kroehner Service International.Copy !req
287. You don't know what I think.Copy !req
288. Not that it matters to you.Copy !req
289. And Nate is not your enemy.
He'll do whatever you want.Copy !req
290. Why do you say that? He spent
his entire life doing what he wants.Copy !req
291. - Dad must've really hated me.
- Hush.Copy !req
292. It's Fisher & Sons. That's gotta continue,
and you're never gonna have kids.Copy !req
293. Well, it's about time.
What took you so long?Copy !req
294. - I stopped to eat.
- I wish you'd called.Copy !req
295. I think Mr. Suarez kind of shit himself.
Is that normal?Copy !req
296. Stopped to eat? Do you have
any respect for human life?Copy !req
297. I have a huge respect for human life.
I didn't know they can take a dump!Copy !req
298. - Well, they can. Make a note.
- I don't like this bickering.Copy !req
299. Yeah, well, I don't like you
sleeping with hairdressers.Copy !req
300. Look, don't take this out on Mom.
What is it you wanna say to me?Copy !req
301. Well, there's a body that spent
over two hours in a van...Copy !req
302. unrefridgerated, decomposing at a rate
much faster than you could ever imagine.Copy !req
303. Thanks for making my life
just that much more difficult.Copy !req
304. Thanks for undermining
my authority with our employees...Copy !req
305. and thanks for making it clear
that my choice to dedicate myself...Copy !req
306. to this business and to this family
was really stupid.Copy !req
307. Apparently, I would have been rewarded
just the same for wasting my life.Copy !req
308. Oh, my life is a waste? Fuck you!
At least I enjoy it.Copy !req
309. Yeah, well, lucky you.Copy !req
310. - Dave, at least let me help.
- You've helped enough!Copy !req
311. It's just not fair that my life
is being decided by other people.Copy !req
312. Hey, college is paid for.Copy !req
313. They have great parties.
No student loans to pay off.Copy !req
314. I'm not exactly a party person.Copy !req
315. By the way,
that shit you gave me...Copy !req
316. the night my dad died,
it really fucked me up.Copy !req
317. I'm sorry about that.Copy !req
318. You should be.Copy !req
319. Just, why is college the only option?
I don't even know what I wanna do.Copy !req
320. I just feel like there's
something inside me.Copy !req
321. I'd just like to figure out what it is
before I get completely reprogrammed.Copy !req
322. Hey, nobody could reprogram you.Copy !req
323. You're the most original girl
in the school.Copy !req
324. Come on, look at this car
that you drive.Copy !req
325. This face that you drive.Copy !req
326. - Thanks a lot. Liar.
- I'm serious.Copy !req
327. You know how much guts it takes
to be somebody like you?Copy !req
328. You can touch him
if you wear one of these.Copy !req
329. Believe me, he won't mind.
He won't care.Copy !req
330. Who do you got there, David?Copy !req
331. Who is that? It's him?
That's Mr. Bloomberg?Copy !req
332. Put him right down next to him there.Copy !req
333. Oh, my goodness.Copy !req
334. Yeah, you're okay, David.Copy !req
335. Mom wants to see us.Copy !req
336. I'm going on a hike with someone.Copy !req
337. Okay.Copy !req
338. - Okay?
- I am not asking your permission, David.Copy !req
339. I am your mother, how dare you!Copy !req
340. You both have private lives,
and I know it.Copy !req
341. - Why shouldn't I?
- You should.Copy !req
342. Go.Copy !req
343. Excuse me, I need her to meet
with Mrs. Swanson.Copy !req
344. It's Fisher & Sons.Copy !req
345. Well, this sucks.Copy !req
346. I have to fight for a hole in the ground
at Rosemont Cemetery...Copy !req
347. or the Suarezes
won't be buried together.Copy !req
348. They'll be on opposite sides
of the goddamn freeway.Copy !req
349. Dave...Copy !req
350. listen.Copy !req
351. Can I do anything to help?Copy !req
352. Can you tell Adele Swanson we know
she's broke and can't afford the funeral?Copy !req
353. - Can you do that?
- I guess.Copy !req
354. Yes.Copy !req
355. The Swansons are con artists.
They ran a franchise pyramid scheme.Copy !req
356. They have no money,
and they're not gonna con us too.Copy !req
357. I made some notes, in case
you're not familiar with credit reports.Copy !req
358. You know, I work with vendors,
big ones, national ones.Copy !req
359. I'm not a idiot. I can do this.Copy !req
360. Thank you.Copy !req
361. Shit.Copy !req
362. What?Copy !req
363. Do you have to be anywhere tonight?Copy !req
364. Not really.Copy !req
365. The other Mr. Fisher recommended
the $9000 coffin. I didn't ask for it.Copy !req
366. I think cremation is much more dignified.Copy !req
367. And it's within range,
given the financial situation.Copy !req
368. Chandler created Beauty Vision.Copy !req
369. We have franchises in 13 states
and the nation of Uruguay.Copy !req
370. How much did you know
about your husband?Copy !req
371. Because he's been running up
bad debts for some time.Copy !req
372. We were always moving.
I thought it was...Copy !req
373. because he was making
so much money.Copy !req
374. Each place was nicer than the last.Copy !req
375. Former partners are suing him.Copy !req
376. He had several credit cards maxed out...Copy !req
377. run-ins with the IRS,
dating to 1996...Copy !req
378. and Yale University would like him
to quit telling people he went there.Copy !req
379. This can't be happening.Copy !req
380. I have a baby.
I can't go back to waitressing.Copy !req
381. And now you're telling me
that we can't even afford a coffin?Copy !req
382. What will people think?Copy !req
383. Mrs. Swanson, I'm sitting here thinking,
"Why don't you rent it?"Copy !req
384. - How much would that be?
- How much do you have?Copy !req
385. I don't know. My ATM card's
not working.Copy !req
386. We'll work something out.Copy !req
387. And afterwards, we'll give you
his ashes in an urn.Copy !req
388. - You really loved him, didn't you?
- Yes.Copy !req
389. Okay, it's okay.Copy !req
390. It's all right. Let it out.Copy !req
391. I think it's good
you told your boys about me.Copy !req
392. Are you kidding? It was insane.Copy !req
393. I certainly didn't choose to do it.
It just happened.Copy !req
394. It was brave.Copy !req
395. It was guilt.Copy !req
396. I loved my husband.Copy !req
397. I know you did.Copy !req
398. Hiram, when I think of us now...Copy !req
399. I feel like I'm watching the whole thing
on some sex channel on cable TV.Copy !req
400. - Is that right?
- Yes.Copy !req
401. And that my husband
might be watching it too.Copy !req
402. I want some changes made,
I'll tell you that.Copy !req
403. I'm not answering dead calls
all night long anymore.Copy !req
404. Let them hire somebody...Copy !req
405. or sell the business or whatever.Copy !req
406. I wanna take you somewhere,
away from all this.Copy !req
407. - No.
- They're adults.Copy !req
408. They can take care of themselves.Copy !req
409. I have two plane tickets to Costa Rica
a week from Monday.Copy !req
410. Separate rooms.Copy !req
411. I was 19 when I got married.Copy !req
412. I've never been on my own.Copy !req
413. I wouldn't even know how.Copy !req
414. I'm sorry.Copy !req
415. You're a very kind person,
and you've been good to me.Copy !req
416. I'm sorry.Copy !req
417. Goodbye.Copy !req
418. Good choice of music.Copy !req
419. It's from his car.
It's the last CD he ever heard.Copy !req
420. Adele Swanson, your husband
owes me $45,000.Copy !req
421. He kept it all from her.Copy !req
422. She's broke with a baby.
You'll leave her alone.Copy !req
423. - Who the fuck are you?
- I own this place.Copy !req
424. - Get out before I call the cops.
- You people suck.Copy !req
425. - What was that?
- Some freak Swanson owed money to.Copy !req
426. Nate, I notice Mr. Swanson
is in the Titan casket.Copy !req
427. Yeah, but she's giving it back.
I made the deal for cremation.Copy !req
428. They can't give it back.
By law, it has to be burned with him.Copy !req
429. You just cost us $9000,
you fucking moron.Copy !req
430. What?Copy !req
431. How was I supposed to know that?Copy !req
432. - I'm so sorry about your father.
- Jennifer.Copy !req
433. I was in Boca Raton.
My mom had to have her hip replaced.Copy !req
434. - Oh, dear, how is she?
- She's better, thanks.Copy !req
435. So I didn't find out
about Mr. Fisher till yesterday.Copy !req
436. I'm just heartbroken about it.
I'll miss him.Copy !req
437. Well, he adored you.Copy !req
438. Oh, David, I won't be answering
the phones anymore.Copy !req
439. Okay.Copy !req
440. Now every part of your body
has a new meaning to me.Copy !req
441. - We should go.
- Like your nose.Copy !req
442. - Come on.
- And your little hands.Copy !req
443. Hands I get.Copy !req
444. - And your toes.
- It's ticklish.Copy !req
445. Here, try these.
You can play with mine.Copy !req
446. - You're right. Now I don't feel anything.
- See, it's perfect.Copy !req
447. Would you...?Copy !req
448. - No, I'm embarrassed.
- What?Copy !req
449. Would you rub it?Copy !req
450. Okay.Copy !req
451. You're making my toe hard.Copy !req
452. - Do you want to kiss it?
- Your toe? No.Copy !req
453. Come on, I'll do something for you.
Anything.Copy !req
454. Aren't you forgetting something?Copy !req
455. Please.Copy !req
456. You filthy, dead fuck.Copy !req
457. Hey, Nate. Keith.
I met you at your dad's viewing.Copy !req
458. Oh, yeah, David's racquetball partner.Copy !req
459. Is David inside?Copy !req
460. No, he went out for dinner
with his ex-fianc'ee.Copy !req
461. She missed Dad's funeral,
and they were pretty close, so...Copy !req
462. - That's cool, I understand completely.
- I have his number if you wanna call.Copy !req
463. I already gave it a shot.
He didn't answer.Copy !req
464. Hey, is David any good...Copy !req
465. at racquetball?
We used to play in high school...Copy !req
466. and he was pathetic,
running into walls...Copy !req
467. Yeah, I think you'd be pretty surprised
just how good he's gotten.Copy !req
468. - Well, I'll tell him you came by.
- Thanks.Copy !req
469. Dear God.Copy !req
470. I need to get his watch.
I need to sell it for the money.Copy !req
471. - My life is over.
- This is a hard time, the hardest.Copy !req
472. It was all a lie! He left us with nothing,
because there never was anything.Copy !req
473. Bastard.Copy !req
474. I almost died when I saw our
engagement pictures still on your mantle.Copy !req
475. Why? My family loved you,
my father especially.Copy !req
476. He loved you.Copy !req
477. Yeah, he had a funny way of showing it.Copy !req
478. I'm drunk.Copy !req
479. Then I can ask.Copy !req
480. Are you happy?Copy !req
481. I'm still me.Copy !req
482. Your father knew.Copy !req
483. We had coffee once, and he told me...Copy !req
484. he understood why we
couldn't be together.Copy !req
485. He said you spent so much time
trying to make people happy...Copy !req
486. you never thought about yourself.Copy !req
487. He worried about that.Copy !req
488. So do you have anyone now?Copy !req
489. Can you tell me about him?Copy !req
490. You're wrong about my father.
You didn't know him at all, nobody did.Copy !req
491. Let's get a room at the Haverford Inn
and fuck our brains out. How about it?Copy !req
492. Jesus, David.Copy !req
493. Hi. I got your message.
Sorry I didn't call you back.Copy !req
494. I had to go out to County Hospital.Copy !req
495. The body's still in Long Beach.
The autopsy's not even finished yet.Copy !req
496. It's unbelievable.Copy !req
497. How was the meeting?Copy !req
498. Everyone asked about you.Copy !req
499. - They wanna meet you.
- I wanna meet them.Copy !req
500. I'm a little drunk. You might have
to undress me.Copy !req
501. Okay.Copy !req
502. Right after you stop lying to me.Copy !req
503. - Brenda?
- Yes, Nate.Copy !req
504. - Why is my name tattooed on your ass?
- It's not your name.Copy !req
505. Yes, it is.Copy !req
506. You're not the only
person named that.Copy !req
507. Nate, it's a coincidence.
It's not you or anyone you know.Copy !req
508. Come on. What, you think
I'm so enamored with you...Copy !req
509. I had your name
burned into my flesh?Copy !req
510. Then how come I never saw it before?Copy !req
511. We've had sex twice.Copy !req
512. Once with our clothes on
and once in the dark...Copy !req
513. after three martinis apiece.Copy !req
514. You obviously liked some guy enough
to have his name burned into your flesh.Copy !req
515. I would have done
a lot more than that for him.Copy !req
516. It's about time, you fucking moron.Copy !req
517. - What are you doing in there?
- Help me out, you fucking moron.Copy !req
518. - Why can't you just climb out?
- I think we both know...Copy !req
519. the answer to that, you fucking moron.Copy !req
520. You really should do
something about this.Copy !req
521. It's really deep.Copy !req
522. It might as well be bleeding.Copy !req
523. - Could you be a little more dramatic?
- Oh, I could be a lot more dramatic.Copy !req
524. What are you doing today?Copy !req
525. Dave and I have to go get the registration
out of the wrecked hearse.Copy !req
526. Insurance won't replace without it.Copy !req
527. What time?Copy !req
528. - 2:30, I think.
- Take your cell phone.Copy !req
529. - Okay.
- Promise me you will.Copy !req
530. All right.Copy !req
531. Oh, I don't feel like carbs this morning.Copy !req
532. Do we have any more
Stevie Nicks raspberries?Copy !req
533. Claire.Copy !req
534. - Do you have an eating disorder?
- What? No, Mom. I wish, but...Copy !req
535. - Are you being helped?
- Yeah, my pop's here. Suarez.Copy !req
536. Of course.Copy !req
537. That's the Titan Series.
It's quite beautiful.Copy !req
538. - Give me a number.
- Nine thousand.Copy !req
539. You guys ought to get your act together.Copy !req
540. Your brother said
that this was on special, 4500.Copy !req
541. And then he came down to 4000,
so why don't we start there?Copy !req
542. That's not legal, reselling a coffin.
There are fluids that seep.Copy !req
543. - Okay? And Mr. Swanson, he seeped.
- What did you tell Mr. Suarez?Copy !req
544. He wants a quality coffin.
We happen to have one.Copy !req
545. I don't agree with this at all.
It's against my beliefs.Copy !req
546. - Thank you, Federico.
- And it's unsanitary.Copy !req
547. They're dead. What disease
can they possibly catch?Copy !req
548. It's too late, Nate.
It's a $9000 retail item...Copy !req
549. our cost is 3200. We eat that,
and plus we lose the profit.Copy !req
550. Wait, there's a $6000 markup?Copy !req
551. Mr. Suarez, we cannot
let you have that casket.Copy !req
552. - Sorry to hear that.
- We can't legally sell it...Copy !req
553. because very briefly,
it was occupied by another person.Copy !req
554. - 3500.
- Sold!Copy !req
555. - Absolutely not.
- David, don't be a fucking moron.Copy !req
556. Fellas, let's split the difference because
I gotta get a haircut before the service.Copy !req
557. - My brother has no authorization...
- Mr. Suarez, it's a $9000 product.Copy !req
558. It's used one night.
You're getting it at cost.Copy !req
559. Would you stipulate that you
understand the condition of the coffin?Copy !req
560. Sure, whatever.
May I make a suggestion?Copy !req
561. You've closed, okay? Don't overclose.
It kills the word of mouth.Copy !req
562. Is that the best they could come up with?
"Father, husband, caregiver"?Copy !req
563. How would you prefer?
"Introvert, sadist, mind-fucker"?Copy !req
564. Excuse me, Mr. Fisher. Matt Gilardi
of Kroehner Service International.Copy !req
565. I understand you're now
part-owner of the business.Copy !req
566. You are aware we've made a very rich
buyout offer for your unit.Copy !req
567. Okay.Copy !req
568. - This a one-time offer.
- I don't know about that.Copy !req
569. You think you can hold out?Copy !req
570. We control suppliers now. Where are
you gonna get your chemicals?Copy !req
571. How about your caskets and liners?
What about this Diaz kid?Copy !req
572. I mean, this guy is a topnotch
restorative artist.Copy !req
573. You threatening to put us
out of business?Copy !req
574. We look at it as a partnership.Copy !req
575. In the death-care industry now,
it's consolidate or die.Copy !req
576. Decide which, Nate, and give me a ring...Copy !req
577. because we will put things in motion
either way.Copy !req
578. "We'll put things in motion either way"?
Tough guy.Copy !req
579. Shut up.Copy !req
580. Right in here.Copy !req
581. Sign this right here.Copy !req
582. Well, it's totaled. The insurance company
was right about that.Copy !req
583. Fuck.Copy !req
584. There's still blood on the wheel.Copy !req
585. - Okay, let's go.
- Jesus, don't you feel anything?Copy !req
586. Yeah, I feel betrayed.Copy !req
587. Hello.Copy !req
588. Meet me at the corner of Sunset
and Gordon, Now, It's important,Copy !req
589. - What?
- Bring your brother,Copy !req
590. Trust me, you need to do this,Copy !req
591. I spoke to Gilardi.Copy !req
592. And?Copy !req
593. He says we sell
or they put us out of business.Copy !req
594. Fuck.Copy !req
595. I think we should sell.Copy !req
596. And erase everything this family
has meant for 50 years?Copy !req
597. That might not be a bad thing.Copy !req
598. - Hey.
- Brenda.Copy !req
599. - This is my brother, Dave.
- Come on.Copy !req
600. Come on. Let's do this.Copy !req
601. This is the bus.Copy !req
602. What bus?Copy !req
603. The bus.Copy !req
604. Brenda, this isn't funny.Copy !req
605. This is fucked up. What gives you
the right to do something like this?Copy !req
606. He's...Copy !req
607. I never...Copy !req