1. Why can't I go to arithmetic?Copy !req
2. Mary Jane, that time is over.Copy !req
3. - Turn, turn, turn.
- You're almost a woman now.Copy !req
4. All right, all right.
Last one.Copy !req
5. Hannah Grace,
bring your hand mop.Copy !req
6. I'm a busy,
busy businessman.Copy !req
7. All you poor people,
out of my way!Copy !req
8. Excuse me, young lady,Copy !req
9. how much
is that hand mop?Copy !req
10. - $3, sir.
- I love my money so much,Copy !req
11. I want to keep it all.Copy !req
12. Boo!Copy !req
13. Golly, I do need
a hand mop.Copy !req
14. This is a $111 bill.Copy !req
15. - Change, please?
- Hmm...Copy !req
16. 111 take away three.Copy !req
17. - 108!
- That's the number!Copy !req
18. All right, gather 'round
and close your eyes.Copy !req
19. It's time
for today's lessonCopy !req
20. from the Book of Daddy.Copy !req
21. Now, once upon a time,Copy !req
22. a wise person said,Copy !req
23. "Every day we must dance,Copy !req
24. if only in our minds. "Copy !req
25. Why do we dance?Copy !req
26. Because we're happy
to be alive.Copy !req
27. So every day,
we must danceCopy !req
28. to say, "Thank you, God.Copy !req
29. Thank you for life. "Copy !req
30. School's out!Copy !req
31. Everybody dance
with your feet!Copy !req
32. Daddy?Copy !req
33. Vanessa?Copy !req
34. Vanessa?Copy !req
35. Don't say it,
I'm serious.Copy !req
36. Sweetie, your mom's
been dead for four months.Copy !req
37. I get a year.Copy !req
38. We spend every Sunday
in a graveyard.Copy !req
39. It's not good
for the boys.Copy !req
40. - Our sons.
- What?Copy !req
41. They're happy.
They like to visit her, too.Copy !req
42. Baby, you know
she's not here.Copy !req
43. - Don't.
- Hey, you know what?Copy !req
44. Next Sunday, after church,
let's have a party.Copy !req
45. Come on, Deya would want that.
She loved parties.Copy !req
46. I can't.
I miss her so much,Copy !req
47. it feels like somebody tore out
my heart and fed it to dogs.Copy !req
48. - I know, but...
- Fine, take them to Knott's Berry Farm.Copy !req
49. Just come back
before dark, okay?Copy !req
50. Hey, listen to me.Copy !req
51. You know, you...
you don't smile or laugh anymore.Copy !req
52. You don't act like you,
you act like...Copy !req
53. you act like you're
one of the Fishers.Copy !req
54. Vanessa, I think
you're depressed.Copy !req
55. Why do you
keep bugging me?Copy !req
56. I'm never gonna see my mother again.
This is normal.Copy !req
57. I'm normal!Copy !req
58. And your organization
is called "The People"?Copy !req
59. Organization?
I wish.Copy !req
60. - Family.
- We were so happy.Copy !req
61. And you are his wife?Copy !req
62. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
63. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
64. Not in a stupid paper way.Copy !req
65. Those whom God has joined,
no man can tear asunder.Copy !req
66. - Amen.
- Selah.Copy !req
67. - We make it so.
- Let it be.Copy !req
68. Would you like
us to embalm...Copy !req
69. uh, Daddy?Copy !req
70. - What's that?
- We replace the bloodCopy !req
71. with embalming fluid
in order to preserve the body.Copy !req
72. Yes, I want it!
I want it!Copy !req
73. Oh, Abigail, it's just an old corpse
now. We don't care.Copy !req
74. Embalming will allow you
to view the deceased one last time,Copy !req
75. which most people
find helps them.Copy !req
76. The Book of Daddy says,
"The physical body is only... "Copy !req
77. "tears, bones and desire. "Copy !req
78. You transcend,
you don't preserve.Copy !req
79. Please,
let's preserve his body.Copy !req
80. We loved that body.Copy !req
81. - Please?
- Oh all right, all right.Copy !req
82. Abigail's a new soul.Copy !req
83. - This is my first life.
- Really?Copy !req
84. One of us will stay with Daddy's flesh
till it goes into the ground.Copy !req
85. We'll take shifts and divide
the children into groups.Copy !req
86. That won't be necessary.Copy !req
87. Daddy is perfectly safe here.Copy !req
88. - Mmm.
- You know, there are government agents.Copy !req
89. Space forces are
always following us.Copy !req
90. Well, no one's allowed
in the embalming roomCopy !req
91. - without legal permission.
- Then get it!Copy !req
92. Right.Copy !req
93. Children?Copy !req
94. Holy fuck!Copy !req
95. Hello there.Copy !req
96. Hello there.Copy !req
97. Your washing.Copy !req
98. Mmm.Copy !req
99. Mmm.Copy !req
100. Have you ever noticed
your profile?Copy !req
101. You look like an emperor.Copy !req
102. I mean it.
Your face has character.Copy !req
103. It's not an everyday bland face.Copy !req
104. Stop, you'll give me
megalomania.Copy !req
105. Now Ruth, pay attention!Copy !req
106. For the last time, you don't
have to take care of me.Copy !req
107. - I don't want you to do my laundry.
- I know.Copy !req
108. That's what makes it fun.Copy !req
109. - Oh!
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
110. My goodness, I...
if I had known you intended...Copy !req
111. - Shit. Shit.
- Language.Copy !req
112. They want to hang
around the body?Copy !req
113. - Not all at once.
- Eve, Abigail, Rachel and Rebecca.Copy !req
114. - Rachel and Rebecca are sisters.
- Oh, sick.Copy !req
115. - I don't get it.
- You could do like a Warhol SeriesCopy !req
116. only with polygamous
Mennonite concubines.Copy !req
117. I'm just warning you, this place
is gonna be crawling with kids.Copy !req
118. Oh, man. Why us?Copy !req
119. They live three blocks away.
We're neighbors.Copy !req
120. Neighbors with children
of the fucking corn.Copy !req
121. I don't want
to be down there aloneCopy !req
122. - with sharp things and a Manson chick.
- Oh, grow up.Copy !req
123. They simply subscribe to different
spiritual and cultural beliefs.Copy !req
124. Well, if you're so mature, why don't
you deal with them?Copy !req
125. No way, tomorrow's
gay paintball day.Copy !req
126. Um, Mom?Copy !req
127. Shit.Copy !req
128. - Oh!
- Hi.Copy !req
129. May I have some cheese?Copy !req
130. - Why didn't you invite us?
- Because you have jobs?Copy !req
131. Hello? Sick days.Copy !req
132. It's Keith's thing.Copy !req
133. He's renewing ties with old gay cop
buddies. I didn't think you'd want to.Copy !req
134. What kind of a candy-ass
do you think I am?Copy !req
135. Everybody loves guns.
What time?Copy !req
136. - I'll let you know.
- Okay!Copy !req
137. Ooh, if we're showing skin,
I have to go to the gym first.Copy !req
138. This is supposed to be sexy?Copy !req
139. I mean, only religious fanatics
with frozen shit up their assesCopy !req
140. - could produce such horror!
- i.e., Americans.Copy !req
141. - What is it now?
- A teen fashion magazine.Copy !req
142. This gauche repression,
this blank adolescent exhibitionism?Copy !req
143. No wonder you can't tell the difference
between violence and passion!Copy !req
144. Of course, you want
to kill those models!Copy !req
145. - It's pop culture.
- There isn't one person in this countryCopy !req
146. who knows how to fuck. 'Cause real
fucking would overthrow your government.Copy !req
147. Real fucking would send Americans
screaming into the streets.Copy !req
148. Oh, you think you're different?
Look at this.Copy !req
149. - Empty!
- It's supposed to be empty.Copy !req
150. - It's about empty.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
151. You're 18, what's wrong with you?
Where's sexuality, huh?Copy !req
152. You should be
consumed with sex.Copy !req
153. Everything that happens
should make you want to fuck.Copy !req
154. Your flesh should be
on fire all the time.Copy !req
155. It is.Copy !req
156. Yeah.Copy !req
157. Ugh.Copy !req
158. I have a job interview
early tomorrow,Copy !req
159. so I'll meet you at paintball.Copy !req
160. Look for the owner,
his name is Boo.Copy !req
161. He'll tell you the rules
and give you some practice.Copy !req
162. Can't wait.Copy !req
163. - What?
- Okay, don't kill me,Copy !req
164. but Terry and Patrick
are coming along.Copy !req
165. They invited themselves.Copy !req
166. I would have checked with you,
but I didn't have a chance. I'm sorry.Copy !req
167. - It's fine.
- Really?Copy !req
168. Yeah. I think it would
be a good opportunityCopy !req
169. for our friends
to meet each other.Copy !req
170. Okay. Wait.Copy !req
171. I'm an asshole, I lied.Copy !req
172. I did have a chance
to check with you,Copy !req
173. but I thought
you'd rip my head off.Copy !req
174. - David.
- I should trust you more.Copy !req
175. You know what?
It's okay.Copy !req
176. It takes time.Copy !req
177. We're getting
better and better.Copy !req
178. Why did you
and Brenda break up?Copy !req
179. Ugh, honey.Copy !req
180. It's part of you,
I should know about it.Copy !req
181. We were selfish.Copy !req
182. She went nuts,
I went nuts.Copy !req
183. We tried to keep it
together, but...Copy !req
184. it wasn't meant to be.Copy !req
185. So you just walked away
from each other?Copy !req
186. Yeah, pretty much.Copy !req
187. Nate, that's way too clean.Copy !req
188. Break-ups are gory
and humiliating.Copy !req
189. - Not always.
- Yes, always.Copy !req
190. I mean, you get dumped
like you're nothing,Copy !req
191. like you're fuckin' garbage.
Then you crawl aroundCopy !req
192. in public with your
bloody guts hanging out,Copy !req
193. crying all over total
strangers on the bus...Copy !req
194. Lisa.Copy !req
195. No, it wasn't me.
It was a friend.Copy !req
196. So that's all you're
gonna say about it?Copy !req
197. What more do you want?Copy !req
198. Tell me what happened
so I can understand.Copy !req
199. How can I when
I don't understand?Copy !req
200. It's not like I have it all figured out,
I don't. It was seriously fucked up.Copy !req
201. Did it hurt?
Yeah, it fucking hurt.Copy !req
202. I know.Copy !req
203. Can't we just observe?Copy !req
204. No, Keith was actually
happy this morning.Copy !req
205. I don't know about him, David.
I think he's hot,Copy !req
206. but psychically I see big footprints
all over your back.Copy !req
207. - Shut up.
- She's jealous.Copy !req
208. Boo?Copy !req
209. Hi, we'd like to play
with the other gay children.Copy !req
210. People! Choose your
comrades well.Copy !req
211. They'll lead you to gloryCopy !req
212. or they'll bury
your ass in shame!Copy !req
213. Five on five.
Two reds switch over.Copy !req
214. Keith, you put on
the wrong color.Copy !req
215. - No, I didn't.
- Yes, you did.Copy !req
216. - We're on different teams.
- It'll be more fun.Copy !req
217. Come on, they're newbies!Copy !req
218. They're stupid
and weak like kittens.Copy !req
219. Hurry up, reds!Copy !req
220. - I'll go.
- Woo!Copy !req
221. - Keith.
- David.Copy !req
222. - Do we need to talk?
- I'm tired of talking.Copy !req
223. Don't you ever
get tired of talking?Copy !req
224. - Excuse us.
- Fuck.Copy !req
225. - You're embarrassing me in front of...
- The Leading Ladies?Copy !req
226. You know what, I've been there.
I survived.Copy !req
227. That was not my fault,
I gave you hints.Copy !req
228. How could you forget "Waterworld"?
It was three hours long.Copy !req
229. I'm not thinking
about that, I'm over it.Copy !req
230. All I want today
is a good time.Copy !req
231. - It was only a party game.
- Exactly.Copy !req
232. Welcome to my party, baby.Copy !req
233. Bitch, you set me up.Copy !req
234. - Any changes?
- Nope.Copy !req
235. - No.
- Okay, then.Copy !req
236. - You, you're out. See you next game.
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
237. Sarge!Copy !req
238. - Who the hell's Sarge?
- He'll even things up.Copy !req
239. Okay, you got
a few minutes for recon.Copy !req
240. Game commences
on the Delta at 1400 hours.Copy !req
241. - Keep it clean.
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
242. - Is your hopper full?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
243. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
244. I'm sorry Keith wouldn't
play on our team.Copy !req
245. I'm not.Copy !req
246. Okay, hate this.Copy !req
247. - Where are we supposed to go?
- To Magic Mountain like normal fags.Copy !req
248. Sarge said there's good cover
a couple meters that way.Copy !req
249. I can't do metric conversion
in combat, David.Copy !req
250. Goggles down!Copy !req
251. Suck it up, Louise!
Get out there and lay some paint!Copy !req
252. Come on.Copy !req
253. I'm here!Copy !req
254. What do you
want me to do?Copy !req
255. Stop yelling
like a fishwife.Copy !req
256. Yikes. Smell this.Copy !req
257. You think this is old humus
or old baba ghanoush?Copy !req
258. I think when they're old,
they become the same thing.Copy !req
259. Hmm, you brought
your shadow.Copy !req
260. - He's not my shadow.
- You need to go to Azusa for me.Copy !req
261. Why?Copy !req
262. Do you know what
the name is, Azusa?Copy !req
263. It's everything
from A to Z in the USA.Copy !req
264. Azusa.Copy !req
265. That's how you guys
name your towns.Copy !req
266. - What am I eating?
- I don't know.Copy !req
267. Well, taste.Copy !req
268. I think it's clay.Copy !req
269. Look, I can't go
to Azusa for you.Copy !req
270. Russell and I are
supposed to go downtown.Copy !req
271. Find this person Carmen. She's donating
Visqueen for the alumni show.Copy !req
272. She's a terrible sculptor.
It'll be interesting for you.Copy !req
273. I'll call her up and let her
know you're on the way.Copy !req
274. Olivier, this is
really unexpected.Copy !req
275. Azusa is a really long drive.Copy !req
276. Russell and I have plans,
it's like 115° in the desert...Copy !req
277. Claire, you're
an assistant! Assist!Copy !req
278. Okay.Copy !req
279. Okay, let's go.Copy !req
280. No, Russell.Copy !req
281. You can organize
my monographs.Copy !req
282. I mean, what would
you do in Azusa anyhow?Copy !req
283. Fuck?Copy !req
284. I love her, too.Copy !req
285. Dude, move up!Copy !req
286. Red at 10:00!
Cover!Copy !req
287. Mug him, dude!Copy !req
288. Terry! 12:00!Copy !req
289. Ow!Copy !req
290. - Oh.
- Fuck!Copy !req
291. On your left!Copy !req
292. - You idiot!
- I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
293. Sorry.Copy !req
294. Oh my God.
Friendly fire.Copy !req
295. I thought you were
enemy ass.Copy !req
296. - Quick, wipe it off.
- That's cheating.Copy !req
297. You'll be known as a wiper
for the rest of your life.Copy !req
298. - I don't know.
- You're dead. Put up your gunCopy !req
299. and walk out of bounds.
Those are the rules.Copy !req
300. There are no rules in war.Copy !req
301. Aw shit!Copy !req
302. Come on, you fa-la-la
mimosa motherfuckers.Copy !req
303. Give it up, Jenny!Copy !req
304. Fuck you, Ratso!Copy !req
305. Oh fuck.Copy !req
306. - You're out!
- Damn!Copy !req
307. Dudes, you're still alive!Copy !req
308. - David cheated.
- Patrick.Copy !req
309. - He's our captain, he should know.
- I'm a wiper.Copy !req
310. Cool. You smack-talk the other girl,
she's sensitive.Copy !req
311. I got something for you to try.
Dudes, we can win.Copy !req
312. Yay.Copy !req
313. No, I do not think
that it's paranoid.Copy !req
314. I researched
Todd's ex-fiance.Copy !req
315. I spent like $150
on the internet.Copy !req
316. Did you find out
why he loved her?Copy !req
317. No, but I can tell you
the serial numbersCopy !req
318. - on her breast implants.
- It's because I'm curious.Copy !req
319. It's not because I think Brenda's
gonna take Nate away from us.Copy !req
320. Nate adores Maya,
he would never.Copy !req
321. - He thinks about her.
- How can you tell?Copy !req
322. He's twitchy and far away.Copy !req
323. That's Todd with basketball.Copy !req
324. And there's this Brenda vibe.Copy !req
325. I know I'm being compared
and I don't even knowCopy !req
326. what I'm being compared to.
That's what kills me.Copy !req
327. Come on, Dana,
Todd doesn't compare?Copy !req
328. No, he's not deep.
I love that.Copy !req
329. I know where Brenda works.Copy !req
330. Oh, wow.Copy !req
331. I'm dead, don't shoot!Copy !req
332. I'm dead! See?Copy !req
333. Dead newbie walking.Copy !req
334. - Happy?
- Hell yeah.Copy !req
335. God damn it!
You cheated, asshole.Copy !req
336. Who's your daddy!Copy !req
337. Come on, Agnes Moorehead.
Is that all you got?Copy !req
338. Get off the field, you flannel-shirt,
mullet-head dyke,Copy !req
339. or stand up
and fight like a man!Copy !req
340. You little cock-sucking pansy!Copy !req
341. I'd like to make
an appointmentCopy !req
342. for a traditional massage
with Brenda.Copy !req
343. I hear she's supposed
to be so good.Copy !req
344. She's booked solid
for this month.Copy !req
345. - Booked.
- They always say that.Copy !req
346. They try to give you an intern.
Just do a Carol.Copy !req
347. Do a... oh!
This is totally unacceptable.Copy !req
348. Sherry Lansing told me
you'd help me out.Copy !req
349. Do you want me
to call her right nowCopy !req
350. - or should I call your supervisor?
- Oh, you're in luck!Copy !req
351. There's been a cancellation.
Can you be here in an hour?Copy !req
352. - An hour?
- I got Maya.Copy !req
353. - Your name?
- Dana... Todd.Copy !req
354. So how long have you
and Keith been together?Copy !req
355. Well, we were together
for a few monthsCopy !req
356. and then we split up
and he was with somebody elseCopy !req
357. and I was... well, never mind.Copy !req
358. And then we got back together
and it's been almost a year.Copy !req
359. I've been talking
with a couple of... The People.Copy !req
360. They have some
interesting beliefs.Copy !req
361. They certainly
believe in dairy.Copy !req
362. All the little ones
beg for cheese.Copy !req
363. Yes, cows are
sacred to them.Copy !req
364. Did you know they only
recognize the love of God?Copy !req
365. They don't believe
in romance.Copy !req
366. Then where did all those
children come from?Copy !req
367. We didn't get into it.Copy !req
368. But after all, romantic love
wasn't even inventedCopy !req
369. until the 14th century.Copy !req
370. - I never heard that.
- Petrarch.Copy !req
371. He was Italian.Copy !req
372. Arthur, the things you know.Copy !req
373. This morning...Copy !req
374. - We don't have to talk about it.
- Yes, we do.Copy !req
375. - We can pretend it never happened.
- That would be a lie.Copy !req
376. It was two seconds,
a second and a half.Copy !req
377. I didn't plan it,
it was an accident.Copy !req
378. Your friendship has
so much value for me.Copy !req
379. Anything more would
be unprofessional.Copy !req
380. - I know, I know.
- Please, don't kiss me again.Copy !req
381. I never will, never!Copy !req
382. - Friends?
- Friends.Copy !req
383. You'll have to help yourselves.
I'm out of control.Copy !req
384. What the hell are you doing back here?
There's no action.Copy !req
385. - Shh.
- Let's go bust a move on Sarge.Copy !req
386. - Hey!
- Don't make me tell you twice.Copy !req
387. Oh, I would have
voted him off first.Copy !req
388. - You didn't think he was cute?
- No!Copy !req
389. Not forever cute,
just for the island cute.Copy !req
390. - What about that hot lawyer?
- He didn't fish.Copy !req
391. True.Copy !req
392. - Jeanne...
- Ah!Copy !req
393. - Tripplehorn.
- Uch!Copy !req
394. Fisher & Diaz,
Federico Diaz speaking.Copy !req
395. Mr. Diaz, this is Nurse Raevsky
from Julio's school.Copy !req
396. I've been trying to call your home,
but there's no answerCopy !req
397. and we have a public
health situation here.Copy !req
398. Is Julio sick?Copy !req
399. Not exactly, but someone needs
to pick him up right away.Copy !req
400. He has a raging case
of head lice.Copy !req
401. - Are you Carmen?
- Yeah.Copy !req
402. I'm Claire.Copy !req
403. Olivier's assistant.Copy !req
404. - Oh.
- Didn't he call?Copy !req
405. Him?
Of course not.Copy !req
406. - Tequila?
- Oh, no thanks.Copy !req
407. I'll just get
the Visqueen and go back.Copy !req
408. The traffic will
get better in a while.Copy !req
409. Oh, I really should...Copy !req
410. Look, you're
a really white person.Copy !req
411. The desert is
dangerous to you.Copy !req
412. It's like driving in a microwave.
Come on, hang.Copy !req
413. Are you hit?
Let me check.Copy !req
414. Nah, spray.
Couple of bouncers.Copy !req
415. - Saw your man out there.
- Did you shoot him?Copy !req
416. - Not yet.
- Damn it.Copy !req
417. Heard he killed
one of his own.Copy !req
418. Sounds like him.Copy !req
419. We're all that's left.Copy !req
420. I think I can get him, but...Copy !req
421. One of us will have to die.Copy !req
422. - Yeah.
- Me.Copy !req
423. You really think you can
put an end to this?Copy !req
424. I know I can.
Even if I'm shot,Copy !req
425. I guaran-damn-tee you,
I'll take him with me to hell.Copy !req
426. Let's do it.Copy !req
427. I really like your studio.Copy !req
428. You work in so many
different media.Copy !req
429. That's because
I can't find the right one.Copy !req
430. So what do you do
in Azusa?Copy !req
431. I teach at a Christian
junior college...Copy !req
432. and I art.Copy !req
433. You're really good.Copy !req
434. Oh, fuck you.Copy !req
435. You know, I was good
for about five years,Copy !req
436. but right now, I'm shit!
I'll get good again.Copy !req
437. I mean, I just...
I have to be patient.Copy !req
438. Oh Jesus.Copy !req
439. I want it so bad.Copy !req
440. Yeah, me too.Copy !req
441. So, what's the devil man
working on?Copy !req
442. Olivier?Copy !req
443. Right now he's negotiating
with a couple of museums...Copy !req
444. For work he did in his 20s?Copy !req
445. Do you like being
his assistant?Copy !req
446. - Yeah.
- Yeah?Copy !req
447. He's such
a brilliant teacher.Copy !req
448. I was hoping I could be
more involved with his work, but...Copy !req
449. Oh, I know.
I was his assistant, too.Copy !req
450. Fuck, fuck,
fuck, fuck, fuck!Copy !req
451. That was a very
creative time.Copy !req
452. Oh, I'm not fucking him.Copy !req
453. Oh.Copy !req
454. Is he having a boy year?Copy !req
455. - Dude, you're trapped!
- It's over, man!Copy !req
456. Fuck that shit,
I can take you both!Copy !req
457. You know what?
Sometimes I do get tired of talking!Copy !req
458. Ow-how!Copy !req
459. - Ow!
- Oh shit!Copy !req
460. Oh, man!Copy !req
461. Okay, move it out!Copy !req
462. Next game commences
at 1600!Copy !req
463. Yes?Copy !req
464. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you
were already on the table.Copy !req
465. What?Copy !req
466. The robe, they really
should've given you a small.Copy !req
467. I think it is a small.Copy !req
468. Never mind. They size those things
for egos, not for people.Copy !req
469. - I'm not really a spa lady.
- Neither am I.Copy !req
470. I can come back.Copy !req
471. - No, I'm ready.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
472. I'm Mary Jane.Copy !req
473. I remember.Copy !req
474. I'm sorry you lost
your daddy.Copy !req
475. He's not lost.Copy !req
476. Well, right.Copy !req
477. His body died in this place,
but not in every place.Copy !req
478. He's fine if you step
a little this way and squint.Copy !req
479. You know what I mean?Copy !req
480. Yeah.Copy !req
481. He was Daddy,
but he wasn't my daddy.Copy !req
482. Excuse me?Copy !req
483. If you meant human.Copy !req
484. Yeah.Copy !req
485. Do you like cheese?Copy !req
486. - Yeah, I like...
- What kind of cheese?Copy !req
487. - Cheddar.
- Yeah, me too, cheddar.Copy !req
488. - Colby, muenster.
- Uh-huh, uh-huh.Copy !req
489. Monterey jack
with jalapeño.Copy !req
490. - Yum!
- Brie.Copy !req
491. Brie? What's brie?
Does that taste like bleu cheese?Copy !req
492. Because I hate
bleu cheese. Ugh.Copy !req
493. I know your name.Copy !req
494. Yeah?Copy !req
495. I'm almost
a woman now.Copy !req
496. All right?Copy !req
497. Yeah.Copy !req
498. Mmm.Copy !req
499. - Oh.
- Sorry.Copy !req
500. Here.Copy !req
501. I was working on
your hara.Copy !req
502. That's the seat
of mind/body power.Copy !req
503. You know, if you believe
in that sort of thing.Copy !req
504. I do.Copy !req
505. There are places
we store traumaCopy !req
506. and tension.Copy !req
507. Our cells know
what we go through.Copy !req
508. Our bodies remember.Copy !req
509. Sometimes...Copy !req
510. just a little pressure...Copy !req
511. and tears.Copy !req
512. Yeah.Copy !req
513. My life has never
been so good.Copy !req
514. I have a beautiful baby.Copy !req
515. I'm happily married.Copy !req
516. - You're lucky.
- I know.Copy !req
517. The happy stuff,
it's pretty new.Copy !req
518. Well, maybe you just
needed a good cry.Copy !req
519. Yeah.Copy !req
520. Are you okay?Copy !req
521. I'm fine.Copy !req
522. You look sad.Copy !req
523. I'm not so lucky.Copy !req
524. Not lately.Copy !req
525. But...Copy !req
526. I wouldn't
change anything.Copy !req
527. - No?
- No.Copy !req
528. Well, if you
change one thing,Copy !req
529. that changes everything.Copy !req
530. Some things are the way
they should be.Copy !req
531. Yeah.Copy !req
532. Come on, sweetheart.
Let's go find Mommy Abigail.Copy !req
533. It's beautiful.Copy !req
534. - May I?
- Certainly.Copy !req
535. - Ruth Fisher.
- Eve.Copy !req
536. Oh, it was
my mother's pattern.Copy !req
537. It would've been mine.Copy !req
538. Another name,
another life.Copy !req
539. The silver was
a wedding present.Copy !req
540. That was another life, too.Copy !req
541. - You're a widow.
- Yes.Copy !req
542. Yes.Copy !req
543. May I ask you something?Copy !req
544. The other three?Copy !req
545. - How on earth?
- I was grateful.Copy !req
546. - Honestly?
- You didn't know Daddy.Copy !req
547. Sometimes less than one man
is more than enough.Copy !req
548. But when your husband
proposes to other women?Copy !req
549. He never did.
Never once.Copy !req
550. They all came to him,
the same way I did.Copy !req
551. We all chose him.Copy !req
552. Poor guy, he never had
anything to say about it.Copy !req
553. Weren't you jealous?Copy !req
554. Didn't it hurt
your feelings when he'd...Copy !req
555. go upstairs...Copy !req
556. If the people around you
were dying of coldCopy !req
557. and you had a fire,
wouldn't you share?Copy !req
558. I did worry at first,
because they were younger,Copy !req
559. and I thought I had nothing
to offer that could compare.Copy !req
560. - But I feel young.
- Oh, so do I!Copy !req
561. Because we are young,
Mrs. Fisher.Copy !req
562. Time doesn't tell
the truth about our souls.Copy !req
563. Only love.Copy !req
564. We're all children
when we truly love.Copy !req
565. Even Daddy?Copy !req
566. Especially Daddy.Copy !req
567. That man.Copy !req
568. They don't know
what they want.Copy !req
569. That's why you
have to choose.Copy !req
570. Julio, I want you
to find your brother,Copy !req
571. go into the bathroom
and close the door.Copy !req
572. I'll be there
in a minute, okay?Copy !req
573. Ah, Papi loves you.Copy !req
574. Just go sit
in the tub, okay?Copy !req
575. What? Julio?Copy !req
576. Sleep all day,
I don't give a shit,Copy !req
577. but do not fuck around
with my kids.Copy !req
578. - I didn't do anything.
- That's right, you didn't do anything!Copy !req
579. - Do you know why Julio's home?
- No, I don't.Copy !req
580. Because he has lice, Vanessa,Copy !req
581. like some dirty pig convict.Copy !req
582. And you know what?
We probably have it, too,Copy !req
583. because you have
stopped being his mother.Copy !req
584. I had to hear it
from the school nurse!Copy !req
585. You don't even know
what's on the heads of your children!Copy !req
586. If he has lice, then we're
just gonna have to move.Copy !req
587. No, we don't
have to move.Copy !req
588. Okay, look,
I bought the shampoo,Copy !req
589. but you have got to change.Copy !req
590. You're right. You're right.
I'm a shitty mother.Copy !req
591. My own mother
would've killed me.Copy !req
592. Honey, what am I doing?
I need help.Copy !req
593. We'll get you the help.Copy !req
594. Okay? I love you.Copy !req
595. Can you forgive me?Copy !req
596. Of course I forgive you.Copy !req
597. Our kids have bugs.Copy !req
598. Hello?Copy !req
599. - Oh, hey.
- "Oh, hey"? Are you deaf?Copy !req
600. I've been out there for
20 minutes yelling for help.Copy !req
601. I had to drag all that
fucking Visqueen in.Copy !req
602. Oh, hello.Copy !req
603. Everything go smoothly?Copy !req
604. Absolutely.
Can we leave now?Copy !req
605. Your Visqueen is in the garage.Copy !req
606. You were supposed
to take it to school.Copy !req
607. I'd help, but I'm dining
with the provost at Patina.Copy !req
608. Well, I'd help, but I'm dining
with my boyfriend at Taco Bell.Copy !req
609. - Well, take it after.
- No!Copy !req
610. And I really don't want
to be your assistant anymore.Copy !req
611. And why is that?Copy !req
612. Because all I do is run
personal errands for you,Copy !req
613. and I feel like it's just taking
too much time away from my own work.Copy !req
614. Fine.Copy !req
615. - Are you ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
616. Have a good night.Copy !req
617. No, no, no. On that field you gotta
get around back.Copy !req
618. You cheated your ass off.
I was robbed, okay?Copy !req
619. Oh Jeez, it was
totally legal, dude!Copy !req
620. Totally!Copy !req
621. So, are you going out later?Copy !req
622. You know, you look like...Copy !req
623. a lepra-corn.Copy !req
624. Am I right?Copy !req
625. Never mind.Copy !req
626. They may be hell
on the battlefield,Copy !req
627. but they don't have much
party stamina.Copy !req
628. How did they ever make it
through the '80s?Copy !req
629. And they call us choir boys.
It's sweet.Copy !req
630. Oh my God. We were supposed
to meet James and KatieCopy !req
631. and go dancing
about an hour ago.Copy !req
632. They're "married. "
He's not "gay. "Copy !req
633. I'll walk you out.Copy !req
634. Be right back.Copy !req
635. - Love y'all, soldiers!
- Woo woo!Copy !req
636. Bye.Copy !req
637. Thank you so much for having us, David.
It was great.Copy !req
638. Mmm, that was fun today.Copy !req
639. Yep.Copy !req
640. You ever been
in real combat?Copy !req
641. No.Copy !req
642. - I wouldn't want to, you?
- Fuck no.Copy !req
643. Let's get stoned.Copy !req
644. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
645. I like Dave.Copy !req
646. Yeah, me too...Copy !req
647. a lot.Copy !req
648. Careful, somebody
might take him away.Copy !req
649. Yeah, go ahead and try.Copy !req
650. Dude, you and me,Copy !req
651. we're the same.Copy !req
652. Maybe.Copy !req
653. I live down in La Habra.Copy !req
654. Look, I didn't mean to,
but I'm too wasted to drive.Copy !req
655. Give me that.Copy !req
656. You could have
pulled out the couch.Copy !req
657. He was already asleep
on the floor.Copy !req
658. I'll get him another blanket.Copy !req
659. Shut up and get over here.Copy !req
660. No. You killed me today.Copy !req
661. You loved it.Copy !req
662. Not as much as you did.Copy !req
663. You tried to kill me.Copy !req
664. Mmm.Copy !req
665. Can we help you?Copy !req
666. It's cold out there.Copy !req
667. You have room for me?Copy !req
668. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
669. How do you like your eggs?Copy !req
670. I'll just have juice, thanks.Copy !req
671. Mornin'.Copy !req
672. Morning.Copy !req
673. So, Sarge, will you be...Copy !req
674. paintballing today?Copy !req
675. Nah, gotta get going soon.Copy !req
676. I'm working on my uncle's car.Copy !req
677. - Ah.
- Scoot over?Copy !req
678. I left my number
next to the bed,Copy !req
679. so if you're ever
in La Habra you can find me.Copy !req
680. Thanks.Copy !req
681. Will you pass the funnies?Copy !req
682. Daddy's book is where
he put everything he foundCopy !req
683. he found that was true.Copy !req
684. This is why we live
by the Book of Daddy,Copy !req
685. which says,
"There is no death,Copy !req
686. there is only birthCopy !req
687. and birth and birthCopy !req
688. and birth. "Copy !req
689. The Book of Daddy says,
"Consider the treesCopy !req
690. that allow the birds to perchCopy !req
691. and fly away
without calling them back.Copy !req
692. If your heart
can be like a tree,Copy !req
693. you will be close
to the way. "Copy !req
694. The Book of Daddy says,Copy !req
695. "When the multitude
laughs at you,Copy !req
696. you are blessed. "Copy !req
697. And this is what Daddy
wants us to know.Copy !req
698. "I depart as air,Copy !req
699. I shake my white locks
at the runaway sun,Copy !req
700. I bequeath myself to the dirtCopy !req
701. to grow from the grass I love.Copy !req
702. If you want me again,Copy !req
703. look for me
under your boot soles.Copy !req
704. You will hardly know
who I am or what I mean,Copy !req
705. but I shall be good health
to you nevertheless.Copy !req
706. Missing me one place,
search another.Copy !req
707. I stop somewhereCopy !req
708. waiting for you.Copy !req
709. I hate to see The People go.Copy !req
710. I just hope the check clears.Copy !req
711. Of course it will.
Daddy worked in hospitals.Copy !req
712. - He was a clown.
- Why am I not surprised?Copy !req
713. There's a big market
for hand mops at swap meets,Copy !req
714. and they're on welfare
and social security.Copy !req
715. Oh, yeah. That's where I want
my tax dollars to go.Copy !req
716. I'd rather buy them cheese
than build a bunch of bombs.Copy !req
717. At least they practice
what they preach.Copy !req
718. The People won't kill
any living creature.Copy !req
719. They've all
had lice for years.Copy !req
720. We'll have to boil everything,
but I don't mind.Copy !req
721. Mom, that's disgusting.Copy !req
722. Oh, God.Copy !req
723. What are you
dressed like that for?Copy !req
724. I'm going to a funeral,
so are you.Copy !req
725. - Yeah? Who died?
- Walker Stevenson.Copy !req
726. Come on, gimme a break.Copy !req
727. I think these
are people we know!Copy !req
728. Did Olivier, like,
make a move on you?Copy !req
729. Whoa, whoa. What?Copy !req
730. Ever since I got
back from Azusa,Copy !req
731. you've been all
quiet and weirdCopy !req
732. and he really likes you.Copy !req
733. Did he make a move on you,
'cause he really likes you, too?Copy !req
734. No, but he flirts.Copy !req
735. Yeah, well, he flirts
with everything.Copy !req
736. - Well, did he?
- No. Jesus.Copy !req
737. I mean, we smoked
a joint and watched TV.Copy !req
738. And even if he did
make a move,Copy !req
739. hello, I'm not gay.Copy !req
740. I'm your fucking boyfriend.Copy !req
741. Come here.Copy !req
742. Come here.Copy !req
743. Look...Copy !req
744. if he ever does anything,
you have to tell me, okay?Copy !req
745. Yeah.Copy !req
746. Ugh.Copy !req
747. So, we have
to boil everything.Copy !req
748. If Maya gets lice...Copy !req
749. Don't worry,
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
750. - You're looking good.
- Thanks.Copy !req
751. I feel like I haven't
seen you lately.Copy !req
752. What's been going on?Copy !req
753. Wouldn't you like to know?Copy !req
754. Right now, I could
fuck you where you stand.Copy !req
755. What's different?
What is it, hair?Copy !req
756. - Perfume?
- Maybe nothing's different.Copy !req
757. - Maybe it's just me.
- Maybe.Copy !req
758. You're lucky I love you.Copy !req
759. You're lucky I do.Copy !req
760. I care for you, Arthur.Copy !req
761. I care for
your music.Copy !req
762. I care for your hankies.Copy !req
763. I won't pretend I don't.Copy !req
764. That would be a lie.Copy !req
765. If you want me
to leave you alone, I will.Copy !req
766. But that's your choice,Copy !req
767. because I choose you.Copy !req
768. There's something I didn't
tell you about Petrarch.Copy !req
769. Oh?Copy !req
770. He started
the Renaissance.Copy !req