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go to your cooking...
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- Bye.
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You totally should.
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- So you'll leave Maya with your mom?
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- I love you too.
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- Oh, I can't.
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- Of course, she loves babies.
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- All right, thanks.
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something better.
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DKNY t-shirt?
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or a fashion show?
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of my beautiful boyfriend. Is that okay?
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- Hi, hey.
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put this stuff down
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off your hands, okay?
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is rule the world.
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totally broke in this place.
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Augustus Gloop in the chocolate room.
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my mom would make us watch it,
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and it was like she didn't even care.
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This is the natural part of the earth
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- Like Olivier said.
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I love it.
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- Yeah, right.
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I'll just buy the cheap $5 shit.
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- No way!
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- No!
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- No, I don't need it.
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- Get it.
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I don't really know.
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- Nothing.
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- Because I love infants.
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I don't mean to...
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- No, thank you.
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of the 10,000 things.
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needing Adlerian therapy.
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- Sorry we're a little late.
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come on in.
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Have some quiche.
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- My little pooper dog.
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She'll freak out and poop!
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a leading lady on their back
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- Hey, Margaret.
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Did Brenda call you?
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- Hey.
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- Hey.
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- Let's get outta here, huh?
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- I won't, I won't.
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Did you have a good morning?
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thank you, it was...
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Thank you so much for asking.
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I have to go upstairs.
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I love that he even came.
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doing very well over there.
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my figure or my face?
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- I don't know.
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- I don't know.
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- Yeah, I'm really gay.
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the telephone the other day.
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her favorite new toy.
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- Yeah.
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my neurologist's office yesterday.
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had a stroke victim on the line.
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- Bye.
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his alimentary canal.
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all the jargon.
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a medulla oblongata.
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- Yeah, I know.
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in the room found herself yet?
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418. - Yes.
- I'm Kristy McNichol,
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419. but I think that's always
been painfully obvious.
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420. - I'm Madonna.
- Of course.
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421. - I'm Barbara Stanwyck.
- Louise Fletcher.
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422. - Keith doesn't know who he is!
- Oh really!
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423. - Shit.
- Get over here!
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424. Get over here!
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425. This'll be fun.
About face.
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426. - Oh, yeah, yeah.
- That's a good one.
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427. Okay, okay.
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428. Go ahead and ask us however
many questions you want.
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429. - We're here to help.
- All right, am I dead or alive?
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430. You're alive, I think.
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431. - Am I blonde or brunette?
- Brunette.
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432. I think you were blonde
for a while but it was so wrong.
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at Chalet Gourmet with Ben Stiller.
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435. Come on, you know this.
He knows this!
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out on "Time Code"?
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437. Yeah?
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438. She was in that!
"Mickey Blue Eyes"?
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439. - "Basic Instinct"?
- "Waterworld"?
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440. Yes, "Waterworld"!
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441. "Waterworld."Waterworld. "
"Waterworld... "
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442. "Waterworld"!
"Waterworld... "
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443. I have no idea!
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444. If the man doesn't know,
the man doesn't know.
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445. Jeanne Tripplehorn.
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446. Who wants a margarita?
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447. It's a stupid game, anyway.
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448. - Watching him die...
- Yeah?
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449. It was like watching
somebody get washed out to sea,
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450. only they're sitting
right there in bed.
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451. A wave comes, takes
them a little away.
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452. Another wave comes,
takes them a little away.
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453. Every wave is a day,
and little by little,
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454. off they...
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455. off they go.
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456. Can I tell you something?
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457. Sure.
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458. I don't want to put you
in a weird position.
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459. I'm already in a weird position.
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460. I live my whole life
in a weird position.
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461. I've missed you...
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463. I've missed you too.
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464. I mean, it's not like I don't know how
much being with you changed me.
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465. How much you woke me up
as a person.
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466. I wouldn't be who I am today
if I'd never met you.
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467. I certainly wouldn't floss
every day, that's for sure.
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468. - Are you keeping up with that?
- After every meal.
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469. - You changed me too.
- Yeah, how so?
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470. You're the first person I've lost
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471. where it really
cost me something.
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472. That's why I haven't
been with anyone since.
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473. Nobody?
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474. It's too scary, the thought
of screwing it all up again.
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475. - You'll find somebody.
- That is so not the answer.
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476. You know what I think?
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477. - About what?
- I don't know, life.
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478. What?
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479. I think it's all about timing.
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480. I think timing is everything.
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481. I think you might be right.
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482. - What's in here?
- Just open it.
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483. Am I forgetting some weird
anniversary or something?
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484. No.
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485. Like our 17-week anniversary
or something like that?
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486. Oh my God,
you're such a freak.
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487. - When did you even get this?
- Magic.
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488. What am I even
gonna do with this?
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489. You dumb-ass,
this cost 50 bucks!
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490. I don't care
what you do with it,
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491. I just wanted you to have it.
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every now and then
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493. a person should get what they want
when they want it.
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494. It keeps you optimistic.
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495. That's a good theory,
but I've never been optimistic so...
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496. Well, maybe it's time to start.
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497. This was a lot of money,
though, Russell.
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498. So what?
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499. Money only fucks up art,
anyway, right?
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500. And I'd rather be poor,
and see you happy.
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501. Hi.
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502. What?
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503. Nothing.
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504. I should be careful
now, right?
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505. No.
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506. - No.
- Yes, I do.
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507. I should be careful
I don't get too used to this.
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508. No, go ahead.
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509. Get used to it.
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510. I dare you.
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511. Do you ever talk
to Olivier about us?
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512. - No, you?
- No.
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513. Why not?
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514. No reason, I guess it...
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515. I guess I just want
there to be certain things
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516. that are just ours,
you know?
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517. No, this is...
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518. - this is just ours.
- Cool.
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519. Thank you for the paint.
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520. Anytime.
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521. - You're really good!
- Thank you.
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522. Oh, hello, dear!
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523. We're having
a little sing-along.
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524. - I can see that.
- Arthur's really quite talented.
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525. You probably don't know it,
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526. but he writes his own
computerized music
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527. and he plays
the old songs too!
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528. - That's great.
- Isn't it?
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529. It's so unexpected.
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530. Arthur runs too.
You two should run together.
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531. Maybe we will sometime.
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532. He used to play as an accompanist
for a ballet company.
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533. Yeah. Look, Mom, I'm gonna head home.
I'm just checking in.
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534. Claire said you seemed
a little out of it this morning.
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535. No, I'm wonderful,
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536. but thank you
for being concerned.
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537. How was the funeral?
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538. It was okay.
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539. That poor girl's family
has gone through so much.
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540. I know.
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541. Well, life, it comes
and gets you, doesn't it?
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542. It certainly does.
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543. - All right, we'll see you later.
- All right.
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544. - Arthur?
- Yeah?
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545. From now on don't go running
or whatever before you find out
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546. from Rico what he
needs done for the day, all right?
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547. Oh, I hope it
wasn't a problem.
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548. No, no, it wasn't.
Just keep in touch with him.
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549. - I will.
- Thanks.
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550. Bye!
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551. - Are you ready to get out of here?
- Not really.
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552. Okay, then I'm gonna go.
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553. No, Keith, we can leave.
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554. Or I can stay if it's just gonna be
a little while longer.
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555. Well, actually, I think it's
gonna be another few hours.
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556. These guys take their
brunches very seriously.
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557. - Then I'm gonna go.
- No, I'll go now too.
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558. No, it doesn't have
to be that way.
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559. Really, David, I'll just go.
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560. - Seriously?
- Yeah, I've got things to do.
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561. Stay and have fun.
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562. You can get a ride
with Peter, right?
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563. - Patrick.
- Right.
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564. Sure, I guess.
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565. You're still peeing.
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566. Yeah, I know.
I had, like, seven mimosas
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567. and way too much coffee.
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568. - See you back at home.
- Okay.
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569. Hey, we missed you.
How was the food show?
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570. Oh, It was amazing!
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571. There was this booth where you
could taste all kinds of truffles.
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572. - Like chocolate?
- Hmm?
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573. - Like chocolate?
- No, no, no, the mushroom things.
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574. They were like two bucks
for a paper-thin slice.
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575. Oh, they were so good!
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576. They tasted like chocolate
and mushrooms and soy sauce,
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577. - everything at once. It was amazing!
- Sounds like it.
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578. And Dana was essentially
stalked by this guy
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579. who was trying to sell her
a smoothie franchise.
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580. He followed us around
the convention center for like an hour,
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581. with his little tray
of smoothie flavors.
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582. Dana finally had to kinda hit him.
How was your day?
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583. It was... it was okay.
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584. I ended up just taking Maya with me
to the funeral. It all worked out.
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585. - You took Maya?
- Yeah.
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586. - To see Brenda?
- No, Brenda was there,
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587. but I took Maya because I didn't
have a choice. I couldn't find anyone.
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588. Well, Nate,
I would've come home
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589. and taken care of her myself if I knew
you were gonna do that.
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590. - Why?
- Uh...
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591. Hi.
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592. Did Brenda hold Maya?
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593. No, she was sleeping
practically the whole time.
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594. - Did she look at her?
- Well, yeah.
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595. Did she touch her?
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596. - I guess, yeah.
- Oh God.
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597. - So you swear she didn't hold her?
- Yes, I swear.
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598. Would it really have
mattered so much if she did?
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599. - Do you care about me at all?
- Of course I do.
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600. You and Maya are the most
important things in my life!
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601. Then don't let your
old girlfriends hold our baby.
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602. I didn't,
so what's the problem?
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603. It's not that
complicated, Nate!
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604. Anyone who knows that other people exist
would've already figured it out!
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605. You think I'm still in love with Brenda?
I'm not, believe me.
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606. You went to her
father's funeral!
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607. Yeah, after checking it out with you!
You said it was okay!
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608. Well, why do you keep spending time
with her? Why can't you let her go?
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609. - Whatever Brenda and I had, it's over.
- Bullshit!
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610. It doesn't take anything away
from what you and I have now.
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611. That's bullshit.
Know why, Nate?
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612. When you come back from spending
time with her, you're different.
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613. What are you talking about?
How am I different?
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614. You're more you
like the you you used to be.
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615. Well, I wish you were more
like you used to be.
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616. - I haven't changed at all!
- Yes, you have!
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617. You used to have a life,
you had friends, you had a job.
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618. You didn't spend every waking moment
focusing on what's wrong with me
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619. and how I'm constantly
disappointing you.
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620. I'm gonna take a walk.
I brought this for you.
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621. - Well, what is it?
- A truffle.
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622. - Lise, come on...
- No, just give me some goddamned space!
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624. - Isn't it weird?
- Hmm?
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625. That's the man
who gave us life,
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than any other man ever did
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627. or probably ever will.
And now he's just dirt in a jar.
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628. I hated him for so long.
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629. He did the best he could.
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630. We all did.
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- Bren.
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633. This is what Nate
faces every day.
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634. I suppose now we
have to do something
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635. with your father's
goddamned ashes.
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636. Well, it is kind of...
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638. I can't face that. Not yet.
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639. Well, you don't have to.
He's in no hurry.
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640. You know...
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like my children before.
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642. Having your father around always took
the edge off that sensation,
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643. I think.
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644. But I look at you both
now and you're...
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little children, Bren,
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648. you used to start everything you said
to us with an "and" or "but. "
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651. Or "But, Dad,
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652. when we were
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653. I mean, you always started
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And then, Billy,
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657. He learned that
from you, Bren.
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658. Your father used to say
living with you two
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659. was like listening
to the longest sentence
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of the universe.
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661. And now there's no one
to hear it but me.
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662. Dear Carl and Cameron,
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from Cousin Arthur.
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664. A babysitting opportunity
passed me by today,
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665. and left me thinking
of you two fellows.
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666. I hope you're enjoying spreading
the Gospel in Kansas City.
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667. My internship
is coming along swimmingly.
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668. There is a dear, charming woman
here at the funeral home
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671. Well, I suppose
that's all there is.
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672. P. S. Keeping in touch
would be a lot easier
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- Yeah?
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677. maybe it's time for you
to see a doctor or something.
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678. You know,
get some medicine.
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679. - For what?
- For, uh...
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680. I don't know, your mood?
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681. My mood is exactly
how it oughta be, Rico.
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682. When your mother dies,
you're allowed to be upset about it.
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683. - For how long?
- For however long it takes.
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684. Uh, listen, Julio's parent-teacher
conference is Monday at 4:00.
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685. Are you gonna be
able to make it?
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686. I'm just worried about you.
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687. You know that, right?
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688. I'm just trying
to let you know that...
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689. - that I'm here for you.
- Are you gonna be able to make it?
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690. Because if you can't, I can cancel it
or change it or something.
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691. - Yeah, I'll be there.
- Okay, thank you.
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to worry about Brenda.
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693. I'm not worried about her.
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694. You don't have
to worry about Brenda.
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- No.
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696. You've found your happiness, Nate.
She'll find hers.
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697. It's just
a matter of time.
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found mine?
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