1. The Eye InsideCopy !req
2. Original title:
Another voiceCopy !req
3. Original Air Date
16- MAR- 2003Copy !req
4. Hey, baby! Where you goin' with that ass!Copy !req
5. Come here, we're talkin' to you!Copy !req
6. Slow down, bitch!Copy !req
7. Hey, we just want to have a good time.Copy !req
8. You know you want some of this!Copy !req
9. Bitch, you know it's gonna happen!Copy !req
10. Hey, Callie. It's just us!Copy !req
11. Goddammit, Zach!Copy !req
12. Oh, shit! Callie! Callie! Callie!Copy !req
13. “It's only a paper moonCopy !req
14. Sailing over a cardboard seaCopy !req
15. But it wouldn't be make believeCopy !req
16. If you believed in meCopy !req
17. Yes, it's only a canvas skyCopy !req
18. Hanging over a muslin treeCopy !req
19. But it wouldn't be make believeCopy !req
20. If you believed in me. ”Copy !req
21. Perfect! That's exactly how I want
it to sound in Pasadena.Copy !req
22. Uch! That's just horrible!Copy !req
23. Baritones, someone among you was singing a
“B- flat, ” of all inappropriate notes.Copy !req
24. And, um, well, there was a certain
tenor who's sharp on the “G”…a lot.Copy !req
25. I can only pray to Jesus you
know who you are, Evan!Copy !req
26. Lose the emotion, Dennis! That's touching,
but no one cares!Copy !req
27. Okay. Sadly for our audiences
who have paid $25 to hear,Copy !req
28. we do not have time to work on that tonight.Copy !req
29. But please, and I am begging you
from a place of raw desperation,Copy !req
30. learn your parts this weekend.
For them, if not for me.Copy !req
31. Dismissed.Copy !req
32. Hey, are you going to Evan's
open house tomorrow?Copy !req
33. No. I'd love to, but I can't.Copy !req
34. I promise, it won't be one of
those sloppy scenes where everybody ends up naked in the pool,Copy !req
35. and you have to deal with image
of their soggy pubic hair in your mind for the rest of your life.Copy !req
36. Well, that's good.Copy !req
37. Yeah, it's just, I'm going away.Copy !req
38. Oh. Well, I'm sure he'll have another.Copy !req
39. I hope so, because I'd really love to go.Copy !req
40. Okay. Well, see you next week.Copy !req
41. Shhh!Copy !req
42. Shut up. My mom is a really light sleeper.Copy !req
43. Sorry. That was—It was a really great one.Copy !req
44. It was?Copy !req
45. Mmm. How were yours?Copy !req
46. Good.Copy !req
47. Just good? Both?Copy !req
48. It was just one…but it was good.Copy !req
49. It was very good.Copy !req
50. I think we can do better.Copy !req
51. - Are you tired?
- It's really late.Copy !req
52. I was thinking I'd sleep over.Copy !req
53. I don't know…I guess.Copy !req
54. Is that cool?Copy !req
55. Yeah, fuck it.Copy !req
56. Don't go to the bathroom, though,
'cause my mom gets up to pee like 500 times a night!Copy !req
57. Now I have to pee.Copy !req
58. Just go out the window. That's what
Nate used to do when this was his room.Copy !req
59. Just try to avoid the avocado
tree 'cause we eat those.Copy !req
60. Just do it.Copy !req
61. Almost there.Copy !req
62. My ass is killing me!Copy !req
63. Sciatica?Copy !req
64. No! It's used to being nestled in
a nice soft car seat for this trip!Copy !req
65. I just love the fresh air!Copy !req
66. It smells a lot like dog crap.Copy !req
67. We had a little dog years ago,Copy !req
68. a terrier we got for Nate when I was pregnant for
David so he wouldn't be jealous of the baby, y'know?Copy !req
69. Yippie, he called him.Copy !req
70. But he had some kind of a rare heart defect,Copy !req
71. so, the day we came home with David,Copy !req
72. Yippie crawled under Nate's old bed and died!Copy !req
73. That's how my last husband went.
Heart defect.Copy !req
74. Jogged 5 miles every morning,
then one day…poof!Copy !req
75. 46 years old.Copy !req
76. Oh, that's awful!Copy !req
77. That's better than with my first husband.Copy !req
78. Melanoma at 25.Copy !req
79. Then it was in and out of
the hospital for 10 years.Copy !req
80. Chemo 3 times.Copy !req
81. That was hard. I really loved him.Copy !req
82. I really loved him.Copy !req
83. I'm so sorry!Copy !req
84. When did you remarry?Copy !req
85. Well…there was one in
between the two that died.Copy !req
86. He was just a dog.Copy !req
87. He tried to sleep with every
single one of my girlfriends.Copy !req
88. He probably live to be a hundred! And
screwing other people's wives the whole time!Copy !req
89. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
90. Oh, I'm so sorry.Copy !req
91. No, it's okay. It is funny.Copy !req
92. I just never thought of myself as lucky
having only buried one husband before.Copy !req
93. Lucky, unlucky. I don't know.Copy !req
94. I'm unlucky I ran through 3 husbands.
I'm lucky I got to retire early off the insurance.Copy !req
95. I'm unlucky my son set fire to the house.Copy !req
96. I'm lucky I never had
a urinary tract infection.Copy !req
97. I don't even care if it works out
fair in the end. I'm sure it doesn't.Copy !req
98. I still have to haul my own ass
out of bed in the morning.Copy !req
99. I went to this…Copy !req
100. I took a kind of seminar that was about that…Copy !req
101. Oh, EST? Lifespring? The Plan?Copy !req
102. The Plan.Copy !req
103. My daughter was into that for years.Copy !req
104. She was a group leader.Copy !req
105. She inspired thousands of people
to change their lives.Copy !req
106. Now, she's hoarding firearms
in a compound in Montana.Copy !req
107. No!Copy !req
108. She's always been very susceptible
to group mentality.Copy !req
109. Maybe I could've given her a stronger
sense of self, but, you know,Copy !req
110. I did my best. Some things are just genetic.Copy !req
111. Well, what are you going to do?Copy !req
112. Can't you get some kind of a
de- programmer to go in and rescue her?Copy !req
113. You know what? She's an adult.Copy !req
114. I mean, it's her life now.Copy !req
115. Maybe I screwed her up, maybe I didn't.Copy !req
116. My son turned out fine.Copy !req
117. How are your kids?Copy !req
118. Fine…I think.Copy !req
119. I have to go. I have a job interview
in two hours, and I have to shower.Copy !req
120. What kind of job?Copy !req
121. As an accountant for a chain
of dry cleaners. I've always been good with books.Copy !req
122. Oooh, sounds fun!Copy !req
123. Oh, I know. But I need the extra income,
and it's good for me to get out of the house.Copy !req
124. You're out of the house right now!Copy !req
125. - That's true.
- I think it'd be better to go to breakfast.Copy !req
126. The French Marketplace has a 3. 99 special.Copy !req
127. She was running from a group of boys
who were whistling,Copy !req
128. and she got scared that they were…Copy !req
129. following her into a parking structure.
So…Copy !req
130. she ran into the street.Copy !req
131. The car was speeding, it was dark…Copy !req
132. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
133. Did they catch the boys?Copy !req
134. They were the ones who called the ambulance.Copy !req
135. They were her friends.Copy !req
136. I'm sorry. I don't quite understand.Copy !req
137. They were just playing around.Copy !req
138. They were all in a state of shockCopy !req
139. that a woman could be terrified by
a group of men chasing her at night.Copy !req
140. Of course you don't think
it's your friends!Copy !req
141. When they saw her running,
they tried calling her name.Copy !req
142. But it was too late.Copy !req
143. It was an accident.Copy !req
144. I'm here with your cake.Copy !req
145. Thanks. Just pass it in here.Copy !req
146. In…where?Copy !req
147. Are you okay?Copy !req
148. I just need to have my cake in a safe,
white place today.Copy !req
149. Did something happen?Copy !req
150. I had a very upsetting conference
call with Kate Hudson's people.Copy !req
151. It's unbelievably demeaning to have
these little girls in their $800 shoesCopy !req
152. who grew up watching music
videos telling me what a movie is.Copy !req
153. I've been in this business for 20 years.Copy !req
154. I've worked with Stallone, Ellen Barkin,
Melanie fucking Griffith!Copy !req
155. My work is everything to me!
I haven't even had a life!Copy !req
156. No, I'm on the fuckin' set,
dealing with everyone else's crisis!Copy !req
157. Roping in the director, firing the
writer, wrangling the star!Copy !req
158. And who takes care of me?Copy !req
159. Who even wants to take care of me?Copy !req
160. That sounds really hard.Copy !req
161. Uch, it's so bright out here!Copy !req
162. Careful, Lisa! These sheets
are new from Pratesi!Copy !req
163. Do you have your cake towel?Copy !req
164. It's in here.Copy !req
165. Okay, I'll come back later
for the cake plate.Copy !req
166. I still need my poopy shake at two.Copy !req
167. Right.Copy !req
168. Lisa, honey? Your husband's car
was parked again in the driveway last night.Copy !req
169. I don't think he understands how
much of a problem this is.Copy !req
170. He came home so late, I'm sure he just
thought you wouldn't need to get out.Copy !req
171. What if I did, though?Copy !req
172. You would've called us.Copy !req
173. No, I don't want to bother you
in your private time at home! No!Copy !req
174. - I'll tell him.
- It's not that challenging to find street parking!Copy !req
175. Is it a snake? Or some kind of tropical vine?Copy !req
176. It's kind of a combination of Maori Ta MokoCopy !req
177. and also Japanese Kanji for, like,
inner wisdom, I think.Copy !req
178. This, right here.Copy !req
179. Oh, my!Copy !req
180. I thought you were going to an interview.Copy !req
181. I decided that job wasn't really me.Copy !req
182. Well, there's eggs and bacon in the fridge,
and I think there are still some frozen waffles.Copy !req
183. Yeah, they've been there since like 1992.Copy !req
184. That's not true! They're perfectly fresh.Copy !req
185. I'll take a waffle.Copy !req
186. Let's say…you've just met someone,Copy !req
187. a month or so ago, and after a few
weeks of exchanging messages,Copy !req
188. you finally get together for a nice
activity, like a hike, for example,Copy !req
189. and you have a delightful time,
and you think the other person did too.Copy !req
190. How long would you wait to call
the person to set up another date?Copy !req
191. Who called who first?Copy !req
192. Is this another boyfriend?Copy !req
193. No, it is not!
And I don't appreciate that tone.Copy !req
194. I did originally.Copy !req
195. Wait. It's his turn.Copy !req
196. It's really bad to be, like,
begging for it.Copy !req
197. The waffles are in the toaster.
Nice to meet you, dear.Copy !req
198. You don't want to eat those.
I can make you some toast.Copy !req
199. That's okay. I'll grab something
on the way to work.Copy !req
200. Oh, do you want to see
“A Clockwork Orange” tomorrow night?Copy !req
201. I've never seen it, and Russell says
it's like mandatory viewing for all humans.Copy !req
202. I can't. We're playing at The Snell.Copy !req
203. Really? What time do you guys go on?Copy !req
204. We probably won't start till, like, 11…Copy !req
205. But it may not be that fun for you.Copy !req
206. I have these other friends
coming who you don't know…Copy !req
207. So, can't I meet them?Copy !req
208. I don't…think you really want to.Copy !req
209. But Friday's awesome, if you want
to see the movie then.Copy !req
210. No, it's only tomorrow.
Friday's “Eyes Wide Shut. ”Copy !req
211. Do you want to see that?Copy !req
212. I did.Copy !req
213. Okay, so…we'll do something else.Copy !req
214. “Private balconies, invigorating pool
and Jacuzzis, gourmet cuisine,Copy !req
215. and an array of activities are just
some of the pleasuresCopy !req
216. awaiting our guests at the romantic
refuge that is Los Lomos. ”Copy !req
217. I hope there's shuffleboard.Copy !req
218. I'm serious!Copy !req
219. They had it at this place in Santa Barbara
my parents used to take us when we were kids.Copy !req
220. I really had a knack for it.Copy !req
221. It's the only thing I could ever beat Nate at.Copy !req
222. “The picturesque village nearby
offers visitors sophisticated restaurants,Copy !req
223. art galleries, antique and specialty shops. ”Copy !req
224. I just want to sit by the pool
and drink Pina Coladas all day.Copy !req
225. “If you like Pina Coladas,Copy !req
226. and getting caught in the… Whoops!Copy !req
227. Does that count?Copy !req
228. - Yes, it does.
- But I stopped!Copy !req
229. - You owe me a dollar!
- I stopped!Copy !req
230. All right, 50 cents.Copy !req
231. I should get a dollar every time you
say the word “calorie” or “carb. ”Copy !req
232. How often do I say those?Copy !req
233. A lot! More than I sing.Copy !req
234. I don't think so.Copy !req
235. - Whatcha doin'?
- Pumping.Copy !req
236. Thanks for helping me feel even
sexier than I already do at this moment.Copy !req
237. You're crazy.Copy !req
238. You couldn't be more beautiful.
You're like a fountain of life.Copy !req
239. Is she still sleeping?Copy !req
240. What, Carol slip in here and give her some cognac?Copy !req
241. Hardly. She missed her early nap
because I had to use the blender all morning.Copy !req
242. - Where did you park?
- In the street.Copy !req
243. And she could've totally gotten out this morning.Copy !req
244. Of course. The reality is,Copy !req
245. she has trouble driving in reverse,
so it makes her nervous having cars in the driveway.Copy !req
246. she just doesn't want people
to think she drives an American car.Copy !req
247. Whatever. Let's do our part for peace.Copy !req
248. “Hi, homos! ”Copy !req
249. “That's my son! You can't have him! ”Copy !req
250. “Fudgepackers! ”Copy !req
251. “Pillow biters! ”Copy !req
252. “God, I thought this was a family place! ”Copy !req
253. “Butt pirates! ”Copy !req
254. “Twinkle toes! ”Copy !req
255. “Faggoty- ass faggots! ”Copy !req
256. Here's some shade for you right here, honey.Copy !req
257. Oh, don't worry about him! He can
sleep through a dirty bomb!Copy !req
258. - You don't have to get up.
- Please, I need the exercise.Copy !req
259. All we've done since we've gotten here is eat,
and the food's not even that good.Copy !req
260. Oh, that's too bad.Copy !req
261. But I heard the girl who does the aqua
hip- hop class is terrific!Copy !req
262. If you can get yourself into
the pool at 7:30 in the morning.Copy !req
263. - Thanks for the tip.
- I'm Sheila, by the way.Copy !req
264. Hi.Copy !req
265. Hey, smile!Copy !req
266. So you ready for your Pina Colada?Copy !req
267. God, no. Then they'll
really know we're gay!Copy !req
268. We can't have that.Copy !req
269. I just think people here are
a little uncomfortable with it.Copy !req
270. Oh, yeah? Like who? Wasn't that
lady over there nice to you?Copy !req
271. Yes, we have an aerobics date tomorrow
morning, and then afterwardsCopy !req
272. we're all going to the beauty parlor.Copy !req
273. I'll just take a beer. Not Lite.Copy !req
274. - Hey, would you mind taking a picture of us?
- No problem.Copy !req
275. Smile!Copy !req
276. Oh, no, I'm glad you called. I was on
the verge of getting an impulse haircut!Copy !req
277. Those never work out.Copy !req
278. Who do you use? I have to find someone new.Copy !req
279. I just go to Supercuts.Copy !req
280. You can't do that! Bettina!Copy !req
281. A woman's hair is the gateway
to her sensuality.Copy !req
282. Not the hair on her head, honey!Copy !req
283. What do you think?Copy !req
284. - I think you should try it on.
- No, no, it's for you.Copy !req
285. that's not exactly my style.Copy !req
286. Sweetie, I say this with a heart full of love,
but your style could use a tiny shot of adrenaline.Copy !req
287. I like a classic look.Copy !req
288. Try it. Just for fun.Copy !req
289. Niiiice!Copy !req
290. I don't know. Isn't it a little trendy?Copy !req
291. Are you kidding me? It's perfect!Copy !req
292. And 30% off!Copy !req
293. Okay, now try the gold silk number.Copy !req
294. I'm so psyched for Valerie Doane.
Her sculpture is amazing.Copy !req
295. You didn't hear? She's not
coming this semester.Copy !req
296. What do you mean? That's the whole
reason I took this course!Copy !req
297. Yeah, I know. You and everybody.
But she got some kind of travel grant,Copy !req
298. so she's in Israel and now we have
some other guy coming.Copy !req
299. That sucks! This place is fucking lame!Copy !req
300. It's just one class.Copy !req
301. I know, but nothing's turning out
to be as good as it looked in the catalog.Copy !req
302. Who's this other guy?Copy !req
303. Oliver Something Something.Copy !req
304. It's Olivier Castro- Staal.Copy !req
305. He's supposed to be awesome.Copy !req
306. Really? 'Cause I heard he was kind
of on his own trip.Copy !req
307. Well, Valerie Doane is incoherent.Copy !req
308. I took a seminar with her at BAMF.
It was garbage.Copy !req
309. Was that him?Copy !req
310. This is the wrong room!
Are you here for “Form in Space”?Copy !req
311. This is the right room.Copy !req
312. It's supposed to be a studio class.Copy !req
313. The catalog said “lecture. ”Copy !req
314. Well, that's bullshit.Copy !req
315. I don't do lectures, so this
is going to be a studio class.Copy !req
316. If anyone needs a lecture for whatever
reason people have for these things, then go now.Copy !req
317. I won't be offended.Copy !req
318. Oh, you can just talk.Copy !req
319. Um…I need a lecture to balance
out my course load.Copy !req
320. Okay.Copy !req
321. We're going to make art in this class.Copy !req
322. And in the end, I'll put “lecture”
on the forms for people who need lectureCopy !req
323. and “studio” on the forms for people
who need studio. And that's it.Copy !req
324. If this upsets your sense of order,
then you can go now. I won't be offended.Copy !req
325. But go now, so we don't have to deal with
ambivalence in this room.Copy !req
326. Ambivalence is poison for art.Copy !req
327. If I ever see anyone tormented
over some decision, this way or that way,Copy !req
328. I will be offended and I will throw
you out, for the sake of the class.Copy !req
329. Good. That was a bad vibe.Copy !req
330. Okay, there are no easels in this stupid
room, so everyone get on the floor!Copy !req
331. Get on the floor!Copy !req
332. Do you have your drawing pads?Copy !req
333. We thought this was a lecture class.Copy !req
334. Take one and pass it.Copy !req
335. If you have a pencil, you're lucky.
If you only have a pen, you're luckier.Copy !req
336. All right, you have five minutes to draw
a picture of the day in your lifeCopy !req
337. that was the most horrible.Copy !req
338. Go!Copy !req
339. Wait, what do you mean,
“ a picture of the day”?Copy !req
340. Go, I said!Copy !req
341. She juiced yet?Copy !req
342. Yeah, just about.
Hey, you file that certificate?Copy !req
343. Claire's gonna do it tomorrow.Copy !req
344. Stupid kids.Copy !req
345. Doesn't it seem like she really
sort of panicked, though?Copy !req
346. Maybe something happened to her before…Copy !req
347. I don't know.Copy !req
348. You know, Vanessa gets scared all the time.Copy !req
349. Even when she's out with the kids,
she gets it.Copy !req
350. Ask Lisa.Copy !req
351. I'm not sure Lisa gets it that much.Copy !req
352. I mean, she doesn't wear high heels
or tight skirts or anything.Copy !req
353. Vanessa says she gets it even when
she's wearing her big fat sweatpants.Copy !req
354. But, you know, she's pretty hot.Copy !req
355. Lisa's hot.Copy !req
356. Yeah, L- Lisa's hot. I justCopy !req
357. I don't want to talk about
your wife like that.Copy !req
358. When does it stop sounding weird
that someone's your wife?Copy !req
359. Vanessa felt like my wife already
when we were 16 years old.Copy !req
360. Hey, listen, Nate,Copy !req
361. the first year of marriage, for
most people, is the hardest,Copy !req
362. especially with a baby on top, too.Copy !req
363. That can be tough for anyone.Copy !req
364. It's great.Copy !req
365. It is! I'm totally into it!Copy !req
366. Alright, I'm just saying…y'know,
even if sometimes you're not.Copy !req
367. that's normal.Copy !req
368. I'm into it.Copy !req
369. Come in.Copy !req
370. Are you feeling better?Copy !req
371. You're a little late with this.Copy !req
372. I had to go and get more Psyllium.Copy !req
373. Oh, God! The baby's here.Copy !req
374. I'm sorry. We haven't quite figured out
the childcare thing.Copy !req
375. I tried to call Nate's mom, but
I guess she was hurt whenCopy !req
376. I got so angry about the peanut butter,Copy !req
377. but it really could have made Maya sick—Copy !req
378. Sweetie, I'm sorry. You know I love
your little girl, and Nate's fine.Copy !req
379. But I just, I can't get into all this.Copy !req
380. Okay. Let's talk about dinner.Copy !req
381. Marlo's assistant said she is
only eating raw foods at the moment.Copy !req
382. I really feel... that you are not
being sensitive... to me at all.Copy !req
383. I'm sorry. I thought you wanted
to talk about dinner.Copy !req
384. God, Lisa! I mean,Copy !req
385. I've obviously had a very difficult morning,
and you're all about your own agenda.Copy !req
386. I didn't mean…Copy !req
387. You're rushing me through the menu
so you can go deal with your baby.Copy !req
388. She's fine. I don't have to deal
with her at all right now.Copy !req
389. Well, I really felt it earlier
when I was in a lot of pain,Copy !req
390. but the baby was crying, and that
was clearly your priority.Copy !req
391. No one was watching her.Copy !req
392. That is not my problem!Copy !req
393. When I hired you for this job,
you were totally unencumbered.Copy !req
394. And now, now there's Nate and his dirty
car and the... her! And her needs, and...Copy !req
395. Nate and the baby have not
affected my cooking at all.Copy !req
396. They have affected your ability to
support me emotionally!Copy !req
397. And you live in my house!Copy !req
398. What do you suggest I do?
Put Maya up for adoption?Copy !req
399. Oh, I've discussed this with my therapist,Copy !req
400. and she's very concerned by the way
that I allow you to treat me, because—Copy !req
401. Oh my God!Copy !req
402. …I require, and I fucking deserve,
a lot more attention, and you know what?Copy !req
403. I will not feel ashamed about that!Copy !req
404. If I had known you were hiring me
to be your fucking wet nurse,Copy !req
405. I would've asked for health insurance!Copy !req
406. Where are you going? Lisa? Lisa?Copy !req
407. Lisa, goddammit!Copy !req
408. The moment was of when my friend ODed.Copy !req
409. Write down on a piece of paper
your favorite artist.Copy !req
410. In fact, everyone do this.Copy !req
411. Is it Kandinsky?Copy !req
412. Let's see.Copy !req
413. Because you're using Kandinsky's language here.
It's the same with most of these drawings.Copy !req
414. We despise ourselves so much that
we consider our own point of view as trivial,Copy !req
415. but that's bullshit!
That's your father talking,Copy !req
416. or whatever bad teachers
you had before me.Copy !req
417. You, with the red hair,
who did you write? Hopper?Copy !req
418. No. I wrote Modigliani.Copy !req
419. Were you lying?Copy !req
420. No, but I also wrote Nan Goldin,
because I'm really more into photography—Copy !req
421. When did you see the Hopper show at MOCA?Copy !req
422. - Last week.
- Okay, that's exactly what I'm saying.Copy !req
423. She sees 50 paintings by Hopper,
she starts to draw like him,Copy !req
424. because it's easier than drawing
from the eye inside.Copy !req
425. Yeah, but artists get influenced by art.
That's part of the process.Copy !req
426. Until you locate the inside eye,
it's all bullshit.Copy !req
427. It's like a coloring book.Copy !req
428. Every work you make has to be
a surprise to the Earth,Copy !req
429. a seeing that never happened before.Copy !req
430. Because it's what happens when
exactly what is inside of youCopy !req
431. confronts exactly what is outside of you.Copy !req
432. Okay, next.Copy !req
433. Definitely! And the black suit,
and the cocktail dress.Copy !req
434. Oh, I'm not buying anything.Copy !req
435. - Why not?
- Nothing was perfect.Copy !req
436. Nothing in life is perfect.Copy !req
437. Well, that makes it easy to
stay within a budget.Copy !req
438. If you don't buy this black suit,
I'm gonna buy it for you!Copy !req
439. That is the sweetest thing I've ever heard!
But I'd just return it and give you the money.Copy !req
440. Fine! I'm gonna go back for the sandals.Copy !req
441. Where did you find this?Copy !req
442. Oh, just leave that there. They'll
take care of it for you.Copy !req
443. I know, but it seems so rude.Copy !req
444. Wonderful color for you!Copy !req
445. How much?Copy !req
446. Too much.Copy !req
447. What are you doing?Copy !req
448. It's one of my little pleasures.Copy !req
449. It's only fair. If they're gonna charge
$350 for a piece of fabric that costs $20 to make,Copy !req
450. they should lose a few! Do you want one?Copy !req
451. I certainly do not!Copy !req
452. It would be a great help to me if you
tried to look a little less suspicious.Copy !req
453. Fortunately, women our age are invisible,
so we can really get away with murder.Copy !req
454. What?Copy !req
455. I don't want to go to this
stupid fiesta barbecue.Copy !req
456. Oh, come on, it'll be fun.Copy !req
457. What's fun about standing around a pool
with a bunch of straight people shaking maracas?Copy !req
458. There's gonna be a mariachi band.Copy !req
459. Why can't there be just one other gay couple?Copy !req
460. Some lesbians from the Bay Area?Copy !req
461. Hey, that kid in the pool was gay.Copy !req
462. The 11- year- old?Copy !req
463. Oh, David, relax! You're letting
this matter too much.Copy !req
464. Well, I'm sorry, but sometimes
I just get exhausted by the running commentaryCopy !req
465. in my head all day long about how to be.Copy !req
466. “Is this shirt too tight? ”
“Is that gesture too flamboyant? ”Copy !req
467. “Who am I offending just by being here? ”Copy !req
468. Maybe you're beyond all that, but
I would've thought you'd at least understand.Copy !req
469. It would just be nice on vacation
to not have to deal with that.Copy !req
470. So don't. Offend people! Who cares?
We paid for our room, right?Copy !req
471. I can't just turn it on and off.Copy !req
472. Well, maybe you should try.Copy !req
473. No one gets a break from their
reality, ya know?Copy !req
474. Mexican food gives me the runs.Copy !req
475. And what about what Frank said?Copy !req
476. It makes me feel like I have the runs.Copy !req
477. No, about us being less isolated.Copy !req
478. I'm not doing a limbo contest.Copy !req
479. - That's Hawaiian.
- Well, good.Copy !req
480. But if there is one, you'd be a fool not to
enter it. You know you'd win that thing.Copy !req
481. It makes you look 20. Get it.Copy !req
482. Do I want to look 20?Copy !req
483. Okay, it makes you look 30!Copy !req
484. For $15, I could buy a bag of groceries.Copy !req
485. Oh, yeah? But a bag of groceries
doesn't make you want to look at yourself!Copy !req
486. Excuse me? Excuse me? I'd like to get this.Copy !req
487. “Flirtation. ” Let me see if we have
any left. It's very popular.Copy !req
488. We may be out.Copy !req
489. Oh, she found it!Copy !req
490. No, no, sorry, wrong one. Keep looking.Copy !req
491. We're all sold out.Copy !req
492. Oh, all right then. Thank you so much.Copy !req
493. Bye.Copy !req
494. David! Salsa! Come on!Copy !req
495. Well, what do we want to do for dinner?
Go to that cheesy town?Copy !req
496. It's just a bunch of outlet malls
and chain restaurants.Copy !req
497. The room service menu looked like heaven.Copy !req
498. Good, let's go.Copy !req
499. And if we don't have to drive,
we can get really drunk!Copy !req
500. What's going on?Copy !req
501. I quit. We have to move.Copy !req
502. Whoa, whoa, whoa…what?Copy !req
503. I would rather live on the street
and beg for rice with a bowlCopy !req
504. than spend one more night
under this roof!Copy !req
505. All right, what, what happened?Copy !req
506. She just unleashed so much
insanity at us.Copy !req
507. It's not good for Maya to be around
that kind of hostile dementia.Copy !req
508. If that's what I'd wanted for her,
I'd be living with my mother!Copy !req
509. I'm not sure Maya's really
that in touch with—Copy !req
510. She's very absorbent!Copy !req
511. Okay.Copy !req
512. I kind of wish we could have talked
this through before you quit.Copy !req
513. Did you actually quit?Copy !req
514. Yes, I actually quit! We have to
leave tomorrow morning!Copy !req
515. So, what were you thinking, that
we'd go stay at my mom's, I guess?Copy !req
516. Well, yeah, for now.Copy !req
517. It's not the worst thing that
could ever happen, is it?Copy !req
518. No.Copy !req
519. It's not the best thing
that ever happened either.Copy !req
520. I'm sorry. I snapped.
My humanity just rose up.Copy !req
521. Come here.Copy !req
522. It's alright.Copy !req
523. OH MY GOD!Copy !req
524. These walls are like paper.Copy !req
525. So fucking what? We're on vacation, dammit!Copy !req
526. YEAH, WE'RE GAY IN HERE!Copy !req
527. COME ON, COWBOY! BRING IT ON HOME! WA- HOO!Copy !req
528. WE'RE HAVING SOME HOT MAN- ON- MAN LOVE ACTION!Copy !req
529. HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!Copy !req
530. Hold it, hold it, hold it. You sing, I sing.Copy !req
531. BABY, EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT/UPTIGHT, OUT OF SIGHTCopy !req
532. I'M A POOR MAN'S SON FROM ACROSS THE RAILROAD TRACKSCopy !req
533. THE ONLY SHIRT I HAVE IS HANGING ON MY BACKCopy !req
534. BUT I'M THE ENVY OF EV'RY SINGLE GUYCopy !req
535. 'CAUSE I'M THE APPLE OF MY MAN'S EYECopy !req
536. HE SAYS BABY, EVERYTHING IS ALRIGHT…Copy !req
537. Oh, you're losing your pillow.Copy !req
538. Oh, dammit!Copy !req
539. Would you be careful?Copy !req
540. Sorry.Copy !req
541. Lisa, you're carrying too much.Copy !req
542. It's fine. I just didn't
realize how tall it was.Copy !req
543. I don't know how much of
David's furniture you need,Copy !req
544. but he has some lovely pieces
stored in the garage.Copy !req
545. We don't really have anything,
just that rocking chair…Copy !req
546. It's a much better space than Carol's.
It's bigger.Copy !req
547. Yeah. There's no kitchen.Copy !req
548. I told Lisa, you're welcome to
cook in the house whenever you'd like.Copy !req
549. Thanks.Copy !req
550. It won't be for too long, Ruth.Copy !req
551. I'm happy to have you.Copy !req
552. Ruth, you can pick her up.Copy !req
553. That's nice lipstick, Mom.Copy !req
554. Why, thank you, dear. It's new.Copy !req
555. When you're done, put down your charcoal.Copy !req
556. Okay. This is it.Copy !req
557. Can you see why this is good?Copy !req
558. Because it's in her own language.Copy !req
559. Yes, but the way I tell
if something is good is…Copy !req
560. does it make me want to throw up?Copy !req
561. This drawing instantly makes
me feel nauseous.Copy !req
562. You can tell if something is truthful, even if you
don't understand it, if it affects your body.Copy !req
563. Your liver and your bowels are more
important as an artist than your eyes,Copy !req
564. because they are so far
away from your brain.Copy !req
565. I don't know. I think
it seems kind of obvious.Copy !req
566. Because you're embarrassed by yourself.Copy !req
567. In the beginning, if you hate
something, it's good,Copy !req
568. because you don't recognize
the beauty of your own truth.Copy !req
569. You're used to being a normal, pathetic human
who does only what other people want.Copy !req
570. But what the other people really
want is to fuck youCopy !req
571. and to make money off of you and to hang you
in the living room with the fancy security system.Copy !req
572. Like this! Who did you make this to please?
Me? Your mother, your boyfriend?Copy !req
573. Does anyone feel sick from this?Copy !req
574. No! So who the fuck cares?Copy !req
575. I'm a friend of Callie's.Copy !req
576. And I was there, the night…she died.Copy !req
577. I wanted to speak, because I really loved her,Copy !req
578. and I wanted to talk about
who she was to me…and to us.Copy !req
579. Which is this brave, brazen,
totally heroic person.Copy !req
580. This rock climbing, body surfing,
back talking, truth- or- dare champion.Copy !req
581. I never even once saw her scared…before.Copy !req
582. I guess what I really want to say to her is…Copy !req
583. we were just pretending to be this
thing that we're not,Copy !req
584. I don't think, and then she was this
thing that she's not…Copy !req
585. I'm sorry.Copy !req
586. But when she saw that it was us,
she had this look like,Copy !req
587. “How could this be you? ”Copy !req
588. Mrs. Mortimer?Copy !req
589. I'm sorry, but…
I just didn't know what to say.Copy !req
590. What?Copy !req
591. The mother, Mrs. Mortimer, y'know? I just —I don't
—I didn't know what to say to her.Copy !req
592. You didn't really have to say anything. I didn't.Copy !req
593. Yeah, but, like…hug her? Don't hug her, y'know?
I freeze up.Copy !req
594. You can't think about it. You just have to
really be there with them. Just…be present.Copy !req
595. I don't think I can.Copy !req
596. Sure you can.Copy !req
597. No. Downstairs, y'know,
it's just a body.Copy !req
598. But up here, like this young girl, y'know,
she's someone's sister and someone's daughter,Copy !req
599. and I can't help but to think,
“Well, what if it was Julio?Copy !req
600. Or Vanessa, even? ”Copy !req
601. Y'know, and I just can't…Copy !req
602. You don't ever think, “What if it
was Maya? What if it was Lisa? ”Copy !req
603. I don't, actually.Copy !req
604. Not them.Copy !req
605. I can't bring them in here with me, ya know?Copy !req
606. I just want them to be what's good about life.
That way I can come here and deal with what isn't.Copy !req
607. That way I can come here and deal with what isn't.Copy !req
608. Well, you're lucky, then.Copy !req
609. So how'd it go last night?Copy !req
610. Awesome. I mean, we screwed up a lot,
but no one noticed.Copy !req
611. It was fucking loud.Copy !req
612. Everyone was walking around with, like,
cocktail napkins in their ears.Copy !req
613. So, listen,Copy !req
614. I kind of want to talk about this whole
“seeing other people” thing.Copy !req
615. I'm not that into it.Copy !req
616. I mean…it makes me feel weird,
you know, it's like…Copy !req
617. if people are into each other,
then that should be pretty much enough, y'know?Copy !req
618. At some point, yeah.Copy !req
619. What do you mean?Copy !req
620. Like when it gets really serious or whatever.Copy !req
621. Well, when does that usually happen for you?Copy !req
622. It depends.Copy !req
623. Okay. Well, how about, like,
after a couple of months?Copy !req
624. You mean like us, now?Copy !req
625. Yeah.Copy !req
626. I don't know.Copy !req
627. I mean, do you?Copy !req
628. Well, yeah, that's what I'm saying.Copy !req
629. It's just not really my thing
to like sleep around.Copy !req
630. I'm not sleeping around.Copy !req
631. I just mean, I'm kind of a like
one- at- a- time sexual person, I think.Copy !req
632. So…what do you think?Copy !req
633. I don't think I'm there.Copy !req
634. Just not at this exact point in time.Copy !req
635. Well, why not? Is it 'cause you like
someone else better?Copy !req
636. No! So totally not!Copy !req
637. It's just…it kind of has
to be more organic for me,Copy !req
638. like not some kind of contract or whatever.Copy !req
639. It has to evolve.Copy !req
640. But I'm not saying it won't.Copy !req
641. It so totally could.Copy !req
642. Well, not for me. Not when it's likeCopy !req
643. “You can't come hear me play because
there's some other girl that's gonna be there. ”Copy !req
644. Yeah.Copy !req
645. So…that's like it for you?Copy !req
646. I guess.Copy !req
647. Well, can I have a hug or something?Copy !req
648. No. I'm just gonna go.Copy !req
649. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
650. Nothing. Just watching this.Copy !req
651. Okay, but you can watch with us.Copy !req
652. Isn't Maya sleeping?Copy !req
653. Yeah, but she doesn't mind the TV, if it's low,
and I have a million things I need to ask you.Copy !req
654. Like what?Copy !req
655. Like, when do you want to do the child- proofing?Copy !req
656. And how should we deal with Maya
while I look for a job?Copy !req
657. Because I don't even know how
to start thinking about—Copy !req
658. Then don't. Not yet, just take a break.
We're not paying rent.Copy !req
659. Yeah, but we can't stay here forever.Copy !req
660. Not forever, but we can relax
for a few days, can't we?Copy !req
661. Oh, also I need to talk to
you about vaccinating.Copy !req
662. I've downloaded a ton of information from the Internet,
and I'm still really against it, but..Copy !req
663. you haven't really weighed in.
God knows your mother wants it.Copy !req
664. Okay, print it out. I'll take a
look at it later tonight.Copy !req
665. Are you coming?Copy !req
666. Uh, okay, yeah.Copy !req
667. I do, I want to hear it!Copy !req
668. Elton John's “Rocket Man. ”Copy !req
669. “I miss the Earth so much,
I miss my life. ”Copy !req
670. “Miss my life. ”Copy !req
671. “It's lonely out in space. ”Copy !req
672. That's me!Copy !req
673. You sound good.Copy !req
674. Yes, I happen to have a very nice voice.Copy !req
675. Well, did I ever say you didn't?Copy !req
676. Well, practically.Copy !req
677. I just don't like it when you sing at me.Copy !req
678. “And I think it's gonna
be a long, long timeCopy !req
679. Till touchdown brings me round again to find.Copy !req
680. “I'm not the man they think I am at homeCopy !req
681. Oh, I'm a rocket manCopy !req
682. Rocket man, burning out a fuse up here alone. ”Copy !req
683. Oh, shit! We're supposed to
be going against traffic.Copy !req
684. There might be an accident.Copy !req
685. It looks like it might be picking up.Copy !req
686. Not much.Copy !req
687. Who knows when we're gonna get home now?Copy !req
688. I knew we shouldn't have stopped for food.Copy !req
689. It's lucky we did. We're going to
get home too late to make anything now.Copy !req
690. It's not my fault!Copy !req
691. You had to spend an hour
at the Mikasa outlet store.Copy !req
692. And I gotta do laundry tonight.
My uniform stinks.Copy !req
693. I really have to learn this.Copy !req
694. These are cold.Copy !req
695. “And I think it's gonna be a long, long timeCopy !req
696. Till touchdown brings me round again to findCopy !req
697. I'm not the man they think I am at homeCopy !req
698. Oh, no, I'm a rocket man…”Copy !req